they're told to! Their companies bought the fucking things and makes them use the expensive thing to justify it!

They built this technology with this use case in mind.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

I will be the rat czar. I will give each rat a hat and an umbrella. I will give the rats the vote

This is an absolutely terrific piece from @texastribune.org and reinforces my belief that the best coverage of right-wing cancelations occur at the local level, after years of the national media focusing on threats from the left. www.texastribune.org/2025/09/19/t...

You need to hire Phil. Miles O'Brien knows.

Celebrate bisexuality by helping this bisexual get a new job (I'm unemployed as of today)

OHHHHHHHH! ITS ME! THE DICE MAN! HICKORY DICKORY DOCK! KING CHARLES WAS SUCKIN MY [shot through with 40 longbow arrows]

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Meanwhile we all know the actual problem with autism and its that no one will ever make a decision about dinner wed all rather starve than make a choice

Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride!

You have no idea how much I want @ichotiner.bsky.social to interview the people who run Star Trek now.

Gestapo

lenin vindicated yet again

Mike Gundy now has time for his true calling: mortgage fraud on a historic scale

To be fair, you don't need to be Chotiner to make a "legal scholar" look like an idiot these days. Half your fantasy league could.

l a e r s t' i t i h s oh

when the interview goes well: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Chotiner/Power would be a great interview but I think Errol Morris needs to do a film-length interview treatment of Power to round out the "Fog of War" and "Unknown Known" trilogy. "A Question of Power" he could call it.

Its cause he and people like him are talking about people they know personally or their friends know personally and their social rules of those small groups supersede the state of the republic.

Here is me standing in for Mike Gundy’s first ever preseason photoshoot with The Oklahoman in 2005

Happy Trails to Mike Gundy who is no longer a man and is no longer 40.

Big job to apply for, enormous shoes to fill. Great opportunity for a veteran news editor in any field who loves music and its industry—and is semi-proficient in Pitchfork lore condenast.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/CondeC...

Hot Goths Are Available In Public Parks Near You!

Zohran's New York City 🤝 New Mexico Universal Childcare Is The Way

Was the fall of Rome this stupid? I spoke to Revolutions and History of Rome host @mikeduncan.bsky.social about the decline of empires, and the unraveling of America. Full interview at @rollingstone.com www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Just go to OTB with all the other perverts!

Coaches the Devils exactly ONCE

This means that Kimmel’s show will not be broadcast in Rochester, NY. I will spend tomorrow reaching out and reviewing their advertisers. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/b...

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

I did get to talk about the Buffalo Bills with my dear pal @nagelhout.bsky.social on The Roostcast after the Lions/Ravens game. It hasn’t been perfect through three weeks, but baby, I like the Bills. www.patreon.com/posts/139530...

Great Lakes Excellence

FRADULENT

WITH THE NON STOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEEEEELLLL)

BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

THE MAJESTY AND THE SPECTACLE

the buffalo bills are going to win the super bowl

GOOOOOOO

this is what people do in the BEFORE section of infomercials

Honestly my advice for Derrick Henry is that ambition is the source of all suffering, retire to the mountaintop and still your mind

only the ravens can beat the ravens. except when it’s good teams who end up beating them

FRRRAAAAUUUUUUDDDDDSSSSS

Yeah what student of American history could imagine the world’s richest automotive mogul being a literal Nazi when has that ever happened before

No. Dont even.

That touchdown was great for my "Gerod Goff anytime makes me cream my chinos" parlay. Hi everyone, I'm @gregbauch.bsky.social wishing you a happy equinox.

What the fuck they serve tylenol hot now are they going to be served in cans and placed on grills

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now all I can remember is random Philadelphia Flyers. Garry Galley