I just wrote the words "nuts and bolts" in an email and Gemini told me I should say "fundamentals" instead, and I am apoplectic. I'm sorry a pile of nuts and bolts was your MOM but some of us can write our own emails.

Chumps!

Sabres

All these Democrats voted to support Trump's pointless war in big part because you all still respect troops. Even a lot of the lefties among you kind of respect a troop. Stop respecting a troop.

Incredible scene

Iran just shot down another US fighter and they've declared the pool closed so I don't think "nobody questions the success of the operation" is accurate actually

Yikes

You let the jaguars play in your stadium enough this stuff is going to start happening

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

I love to joke about teams getting caught on shit that happens to Haaland 90 minutes a week but you can’t grab the arm like it’s an elephants trunk

Offsides by a face

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She may have lost her job but noem will have mar a lago face forever

"which can take control of your computer to perform tasks, such as searching for and buying ingredients for a meal." Incredible!

Would like to get a 2nd round pick back somewhere along the way but they simply couldn't roll out the same crap receiver room or rely on the draft for an upgrade.

Thinkin bout the bills

For much of operation rolling thunder, targets were selected at weekly lunches between LBJ, Rusk and Macnamara without military present, which I thought was about as dumb as we could get. Turns out there's dumber.

Squeezed in a couple small crusader king military victories before bed

THEY DON'T HAVE DEPTH PERCEPTION.

Our tax dollars were being used to save children and now they are being used to murder them

Built different either building the country out of it or give them their own

Rodri🥰

ESPN making a very real decision to refer to the Chauncey Billups case as a “poker game” one and not a “gambling” one

There was a pats receiver the bills really missed this season and it was Mack hollins

The perfect Kansas City Chief

Too bad for the pirate Nazi, he was a reliable unhealthy but not dangerous outlet for my anger on twitter for a little while

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

I like the globe so I don’t wanna call anyone out but I can’t believe they’re dedicating resources to this 90s lifetime ass story. Daily updates!

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

I haven’t been this upset in a goofy shirt since my Maryland boss chewed me out while I had my city reindeer sweater with the poofball nose on

Currently +21 through 7 I thought I was supposed to get better doing this every week

/Stock market tanking, war with seven different countries, gas prices set to spike, CEOs laying off thousands to justify AI investments "Guys, don't kill the golden goose! You wouldn't want to see what it's like without this magical goose!"

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

given that the enemies of the buffalo sabres have been facing The Lord’s Judgment recently i find it curious timing that my in laws found an original pressing of the donna mcdaniel Gonna Win That Cup 45 in their basement yesterday. how many more signs and divine blessings do you require?

A fluffy dog walking under a horse, c.1230.

*laughs in "years of Benghazi hearings"*

I can't believe I've had to be aware of this jackass for like 15 years

"Tapas" is now to be called "Freedom Apps" bsky.app/profile/fint...

Attn liberal dipshits who love crying about how Democratic lawmakers can’t do anything right now

I'd often let the NHL '99 start video play all the way through for this reason

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I loathe “imagine if Dem president did [x]” posting but in this case I am pretty sure I wouldn’t be finding out about it from Al-Jazeera as an afterthought

An Intercept analysis finds that every single Board of Peace member state has been rebuked for human rights violations.

[driving to school] CHILD: what should I be when I grow up? ME (thinking about how he'll probably be a scout in the Climate Wars if he can handle a crossbow): you like the outdoors and helping people you'd be a great park ranger!

Just perused the sabres store for the first time in years and I see all the kids stuff has adult prices now. 60 bucks for a hoodie that'll last one season. 45 for a t-shirt.

The second I saw them using "we didn't start this war..." language I knew this was the case.

My son stumbled upon a video of mascots playing at the 2020 NHL ASG and it’s obvious sabretooth is the only one who doesn’t know how to skate

Janet Mills can both suck and be better than the dumbass scallop nazi. This whole race is weird as shit, I grant that, but it’s not complicated