L Ron Mexico
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Once capitalism achieved global domination, it began to have less need for the capacity of the nation state. Looting it while also weakening it is a two for one deal for the Musks of the world. Billionaires have become global citizens of an emergent and powerful nation that has no fixed home or name
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The default position of an American politician is that you’re going to be even crueler to these people, that they’ve had it too good for too long. It’s jarring to see someone in power treat them like human beings, and frankly, that’s probably dangerous to the ruling class
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Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback.
@ugarles.bsky.social
questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which
@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
insists is "real."
@lronmexico.bsky.social
commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden center.
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Episode 14 - Odds Are Mounting a Huge Comeback (ft. Kath Barbadoro) | No Homework Podcast
Charles questions the efficacy of major spinal surgery, which Kath insists is "real." Ron commits brazen time theft at the Walmart garden ce
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Andy Craig
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open borders
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a coworker of mine died and I walked up to the casket at the wake and smushed my finger into their cheek just to see what a dead person felt like and it didn’t feel weird or disrespectful because nobody liked this person anyway. So thanks for making me remember that cool thing I guess.
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rich traditions
6 days ago
we're in a literal war with these people. and theyre literally murderous, committing (intentional, violent) murders at industrial scale in the caribbean and iran to name just two theaters. theyre also shooting your neighbors in their cars it's just the facts. it's their policy. they declared it
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RFK sent Lindsey Graham to hell on a water slide of diarrhea and all the Democrat senators are acting like he died like Maximus from Gladiator
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muscular baby jeb lund
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Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
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CEO of Cracker Barrel: (to manager) hey you hired my son to change the logo right? Manager: (hard of hearing) yep hired a bison to change the logo just like you asked
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Better Things Are Possible
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Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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I stomped a baby roach this morning because if reincarnation is real there’s a good chance that was Lindsey Graham
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Episode 13 is now live.
@ugarles.bsky.social
witnesses a near-catastrophe.
@veryimportant.lawyer
witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe.
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social
witnesses a legitimate catastrophe.
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Episode 13 - This Had Better Not Be A Metaphor For Anything (ft. Luke O'Neil) | No Homework Podcast
Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
18 days ago
That's right! City Saint / Country Saint returns for a draft episode. I talk about the Saints draft (I love it!) with
@arif.bsky.social
(he's a little less enthusiastic but likes it). Plus,
@lronmexico.bsky.social
and I play some happy horns and welcome Cam back to New Orleans for a final ride.
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The Nazi’s won WWII basically by putting on the Bobby Valentine disguise and quietly walking back into the open arms of western capital
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Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!
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About a decade ago some kids in a garage band packed and rocked a Denny’s harder than the combined force of the federal government on its 250th birthday. This shit is O-VER
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America 250 abruptly shuts down after coughing baby DESTROYS sniveling bigot in front of dozens
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If I was there, I’d push on the columns like Samson and have my friend unplug the blower to this thing
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They should keep the stock market open on the weekends too, way less fighting if they did. Actually that should be in the MOE. Make the stock exchange keep Waffle House hours.
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Even MAGA can feel how decayed and hollow this is. Deep down they know this is just a pedophile’s extended birthday party dressed up as a holiday. Yes, they’d pay $20 for a hot dog while listening to music that sounds like royalty free Christian rock, but only if it feels like winning. This DOES NOT
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20 days ago
We discuss water parks, roller coasters, Medieval Times, carnivals, Coney Island, and the lethal traps of Dr. Drew Pinsky. Welcome to episode 12 of No Homework.
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Episode 12 - A Lobbyist With Big Mom | No Homework Podcast
Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a va
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
20 days ago
latest episode of
@nohomework.website
podcast references the glen rose creation evidence museum and i just have to share their iconography for adam and eve:
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Patrick Cosmos
21 days ago
hey nice. alright. it says here this product, which was made by and for assholes, doesn't have any seed oils
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Patrick Claybon
21 days ago
Honestly fitting for the continuation of the apparatus that murdered Lumumba to deny the celebration of his memory. Happy Birthday America
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DR Congo superfan denied US visa to support team at World Cup
Michel Kuka Mboladinga is iconic for his motionless tribute at DRC games, but a US World Cup repeat has been denied.
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native tribes will advocate for legal personhood for bodies of water, understanding there’s no distinction b/w themselves and the living world. This is the USA version: our most powerful pedophile turns every national monument into an extension of himself while the military polices the humiliation
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Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Episode 11:
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Episode 11 - You Have Dishonored the Lord (ft. Lauren Walker) | No Homework Podcast
Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars
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Gents B. Pissin đź”»
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Without him, his entire movement falls apart. It’s a cult of personality. The danger then comes from the Dems normalizing his successors rather than pouncing on crisis and destroying the remnants. Which they are more likely to do, because they exist to discipline the left and rehabilitate the right.
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@ugarles.bsky.social
steals valedictorian valor.
@veryimportant.lawyer
is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness.
@lronmexico.bsky.social
shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. We are back for episode 10.
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W.E.D.em Boyz
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Liberals often think of Trump as the figure who destroyed US democracy, but he is much better understood as the figure who exploited and took the reins of a country where democracy was already functionally dead
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Helena Fitzgerald
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[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,
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No Homework Podcast
about 1 month ago
@veryimportant.lawyer
learns about rainbows.
@lronmexico.bsky.social
asks us if we have ever heard of Tabasco sauce.
@ugarles.bsky.social
tells us the price of gold. All this and more in episode 9.
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Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In | No Homework Podcast
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Patrick Cosmos
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America’s longest-running podcast is back with yet another record breaking episode
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Me, walking out the store, angrily, pissed-offly, to the parking lot god, “where’s my FUCKINGGG Caah-haRRR!?!” *Woman suddenly cupping her kid’s ears and ushering them away from me at lighting speed* Loudly to self, “the heathen scamper in fear, ignorant of the holy man in communion with his lord”
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David_j_roth
about 2 months ago
I take Jared's point but it's pretty easy to make effective reactionary genre movies. There were dozens released every year in the '80s and '90s, and some of them were decently good and/or widely seen. Craig Zahler makes them today. These guys are just unpleasant nerds who are bad at everything.
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Back at it again with episode 7.
@lronmexico.bsky.social
,
@ugarles.bsky.social
and
@veryimportant.lawyer
talk injuries, ponytails, and who looks like shit (Patrick, Charles, Shia LeBeouf). Subscribe for free! Leave us wildly sycophantic comments!
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Jane
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I would bet that there are plenty of likely dem voters who would say “we need to move to the center on healthcare” and “that United ceo had it coming.” People have been conditioned to think center just means good. That nyt poll is just another way for liberals to throw trans people to the wolves.
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Big Iron
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Highlights: A Magazine for Children prepared me for the slopaganda and slopvertisement age. Not perfectly, nothing could, but "spot the difference" games have turned into an adaptive skill.
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When I was a kid, the dentist had these magazines for toddlers in the waiting room that you’d circle everything wrong on the page, like a dog with two heads or a car missing a wheel. That’s like advanced level shit to the US government.
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There’s another great scene where Jon Hamm is sitting around a table with a bunch of other oil billionaires and he says some shit like “we’re oil men. We don’t get involved in government or politics. Our job is oil and we only do that” and it made me think Sheridan is playing a joke on his audience
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Nurse: congrats you have a beautiful baby boy. What will you name him? Wife: well, his name is a combination of our two biggest influences Nurse: That’s awesome! Wife: I’ve always been inspired by John Denver *they both look at husband* Husband: Beavis
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2 months ago
It's kind of ironic that Democrats think they're acting responsibly by tamping down this kind of justified anger instead of channeling it, but it's really the opposite. Leads to disaffection, radicalization
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Scholars might one day look at J6 as the end of America. And that’s fine. That’s the death it deserved: taken out by pampered suburban rubes who were lobotomized by the internet, all on behalf of oligarchs and pedophiles.
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Andrew Lawrence
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our tax dollars are going to be given to these people instead of…i dunno, school supplies? lunches for children? healthcare?
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Tasing my nuts until I see electrical burns so I can get a J6 check
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To a weird sect of Christian bigots who worship a pedophile king, The Ballroom basically functions as the third temple in Judaism.
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Patrick Cosmos
2 months ago
how it feels to release a new episode of No Homework Podcast to a desperate populace in need of comfort
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No Homework Podcast
2 months ago
@veryimportant.lawyer
airs his grievances,
@ugarles.bsky.social
narcs on monkeys and
@lronmexico.bsky.social
explains how to optimize your temp job with the census bureau. all this and more in episode 6:
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No Homework Podcast
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The animal world can be a scary place, but they still find time to hold grudges and to party. Episode 6 of No Homework is now live:
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I bet to like a crow, this looked like two massive birds fucking then plunging to their fiery deaths while the little babies pop out and float to the ground, and that’s just part of their life cycle
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lauren
2 months ago
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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