L Ron Mexico
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Once capitalism achieved global domination, it began to have less need for the capacity of the nation state. Looting it while also weakening it is a two for one deal for the Musks of the world. Billionaires have become global citizens of an emergent and powerful nation that has no fixed home or name
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over 1 year ago
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David_j_roth
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I take Jared's point but it's pretty easy to make effective reactionary genre movies. There were dozens released every year in the '80s and '90s, and some of them were decently good and/or widely seen. Craig Zahler makes them today. These guys are just unpleasant nerds who are bad at everything.
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No Homework Podcast
6 days ago
Back at it again with episode 7.
@lronmexico.bsky.social
,
@ugarles.bsky.social
and
@veryimportant.lawyer
talk injuries, ponytails, and who looks like shit (Patrick, Charles, Shia LeBeouf). Subscribe for free! Leave us wildly sycophantic comments!
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Jane
10 days ago
I would bet that there are plenty of likely dem voters who would say “we need to move to the center on healthcare” and “that United ceo had it coming.” People have been conditioned to think center just means good. That nyt poll is just another way for liberals to throw trans people to the wolves.
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Big Iron
11 days ago
Highlights: A Magazine for Children prepared me for the slopaganda and slopvertisement age. Not perfectly, nothing could, but "spot the difference" games have turned into an adaptive skill.
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When I was a kid, the dentist had these magazines for toddlers in the waiting room that you’d circle everything wrong on the page, like a dog with two heads or a car missing a wheel. That’s like advanced level shit to the US government.
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There’s another great scene where Jon Hamm is sitting around a table with a bunch of other oil billionaires and he says some shit like “we’re oil men. We don’t get involved in government or politics. Our job is oil and we only do that” and it made me think Sheridan is playing a joke on his audience
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Nurse: congrats you have a beautiful baby boy. What will you name him? Wife: well, his name is a combination of our two biggest influences Nurse: That’s awesome! Wife: I’ve always been inspired by John Denver *they both look at husband* Husband: Beavis
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Better Things Are Possible
13 days ago
It's kind of ironic that Democrats think they're acting responsibly by tamping down this kind of justified anger instead of channeling it, but it's really the opposite. Leads to disaffection, radicalization
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Scholars might one day look at J6 as the end of America. And that’s fine. That’s the death it deserved: taken out by pampered suburban rubes who were lobotomized by the internet, all on behalf of oligarchs and pedophiles.
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Andrew Lawrence
13 days ago
our tax dollars are going to be given to these people instead of…i dunno, school supplies? lunches for children? healthcare?
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Tasing my nuts until I see electrical burns so I can get a J6 check
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To a weird sect of Christian bigots who worship a pedophile king, The Ballroom basically functions as the third temple in Judaism.
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Patrick Cosmos
16 days ago
how it feels to release a new episode of No Homework Podcast to a desperate populace in need of comfort
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No Homework Podcast
13 days ago
@veryimportant.lawyer
airs his grievances,
@ugarles.bsky.social
narcs on monkeys and
@lronmexico.bsky.social
explains how to optimize your temp job with the census bureau. all this and more in episode 6:
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Brawnald Dangerson
13 days ago
The Religious Order Of The Data Center longs to make the world completely uninhabitable as fast as possible. This will make them money somehow.
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No Homework Podcast
14 days ago
The animal world can be a scary place, but they still find time to hold grudges and to party. Episode 6 of No Homework is now live:
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I bet to like a crow, this looked like two massive birds fucking then plunging to their fiery deaths while the little babies pop out and float to the ground, and that’s just part of their life cycle
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lauren
14 days ago
if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"
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journeyman folklorist
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Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,
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Writing a sequel to Tár. It’s called Tár 2. Lydia learns guns and karate from a video game she is doing the music on. She eventually goes John Wick on all the haters and backstabbers from Tár 1.
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Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke
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molly conger
15 days ago
they don't even WANT my vote anymore. they're straight up telling me to kick rocks every fucking day lately.
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Jane
15 days ago
During the pandemic that killed a million Americans there was no talk about sacrifice from republicans. If you said it wasn’t safe to go to Dave & Busters because there were no more hospital beds available you were a traitor to America. But a war of choice? Better start your liberty garden now.
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the world Republicans want to create for the working class is horrifically cruel, but the lengths the Democrats will go through to help them achieve it will curdle your blood
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Ok, so the government taxes Jeff Bezos to feed babies. And how do the babies repay him? By turning his food into SHIT. And in a cruel twist of fate, they shit the shit into diapers also paid for by Bezos. And the government doesn’t even let Bezos own the babies?? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
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Another day working at the Pearl Harbor Memorial. The FBI director keeps asking me if he can snorkel the graves. Buddy, they don’t even let me…oh wait he’s putting on fins
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Larry Del Rey
18 days ago
If anyone has seen the Australian show Deadloch just know that we have decided that Eddie is what you would get if you smushed me, my boyfriend, and the dog into one person.
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No Homework Podcast
21 days ago
Episode 5 with
@wired.com
's
@milesklee.bsky.social
actually features all three of us, but never in the same room.
@lronmexico.bsky.social
@ugarles.bsky.social
and Miles talk about food service. Charles and
@veryimportant.lawyer
talk about Greece and [REDACTED! DO NOT PUT THIS ON MAIN! -.ed].
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marco rubio’s coke guy
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Something of a cruel inversion of capitalist alienation. They’re not feeling alienated from their own labor but from others’ forced labor.
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The systemic racism already embedded in the law wasn’t ever gonna be enough for the proto-maga American. They felt too alienated from it. They needed to access racial hierarchy themselves in their daily lives. That’s what they’re building towards.
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andré
24 days ago
i hate that older Black people have to live through this shit again. i think about my mom, who integrated schools and had white girls be shocked that she didn't have a tail. and my grandfather, who served in a segregated army unit; human enough to serve, not human enough to die next to anyone white.
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Luke O'Neil
25 days ago
Your boss is fucking you. Your landlord is fucking you. Your health insurance is fucking you. The TV and film and sports owners are fucking you. The grocery store is fucking you. The car dealers are fucking you. Everyone is fucking you. This fucking has a name! But they can't let themselves say it.
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asked Grok to write me a cover letter/resume for the DOJ a while back. I’ve been on that sweet GS salary for months. I just say stuff like “ipso facto pro bono your honor, and e pluibus unom too!” And the judge is like “I rule in your favor. The camps must be built to fight reverse racism”
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you become a McDonalds American from point of purchase until you walk out the door, and unlimited soda without restriction is one of the inalienable rights of McDonalds citizenship! It’s a core tenet of our national identity. This is a four alarm fire
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No Homework Podcast
27 days ago
We're back with Episode 4 and we're joined by
@therealtony.bsky.social
from The President Show and What We Do in the Shadows. The ep hasn't syndicated everywhere yet but relax it'll be wherever you get your podcasts. For now, subscribe to our free Patreon. Bonus material of Tony's rants coming soon.
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My theory is everyone has an Italian version of themself, and if the Italian version dies first, the universe will seek balance by either killing you shortly after or activating your dormant guido genes.
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Me, to self, walking into gym locker room: there’s just no way he’s still in here The most naked man of all time: HELLO!!
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about 1 month ago
Charles and Patrick are joined by
@mauraquint.bsky.social
to take Elijah Wood down a peg or two.
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a real, authentic person 🌯
about 1 month ago
Consumers: you got any small trucks? Manufacturers: we can give you an even larger truck with eyes and ears
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No Homework Podcast
about 1 month ago
On episode 2, JD Vance is a Grinchgoth who requires the assistance of the mods in his ongoing flame war against the pope. Episode 3 featuring inaugural guest
@mauraquint.bsky.social
coming next week.
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Leslie Molson
about 1 month ago
Calvin Duncan (shown here on the courthouse steps with many supporters) was sworn in as Orleans Parish Clerk of Criminal Court today. Jeff Landry and Louisiana Republicans are trying to subvert his election by eliminating the office entirely, which should be a national five-alarm fire.
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about 1 month ago
“Hey Mexico…why are there copies of the Times-Picayune all over the floor? Do you have a parakeet? Some kind of…heh heh…little budgie?” “No, BN!”
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*birding nemesis showing me a photo of a scarlet tanager on their phone* Me: and you saw this? BN: Yes Me: (grimacing) nice BN: just landed on my fence Me: (putting on raincoat) you like Huey Lewis And The News?
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With the 27th pick in the 2026 draft, the San Francisco 49ers select — Tilly Norwood!
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*going back in time 15 years to warn myself about the future* “The president is an open pedophile. Over a million Americans died from a plague. Pasta sauce is recording people’s conversations!” “Haha ok sure where did you hear that, InfoWars?” “INFOWARS IS GOOD NOW!”
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muscular baby jeb lund
about 1 month ago
Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of
@veryimportant.lawyer
's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.
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We’re going to win the war because we’re special, we know karate and also our dad works for NASA.
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No Homework Podcast
about 1 month ago
No Homework - Episode 2 - Lights Are So Scary Charles suffers temporary hearing damage. Patrick gets what he insists is not technically a paper cut. Ron is repeatedly blinded and falls down a hole.
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No Homework Podcast
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Episode 2 will be ready in time for your drive time commute. A lot of belly button stuff. In the meantime, relive the magic of Episode 1.
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Luke O'Neil
2 months ago
Back when tattoos were a lot less common people used to say "how do you think those are gonna look when you're old" but it didn't work as a deterrent because getting old was fake. They should have said "One day tattoos are gonna be for cops and troops and baseball players who think they're troops."
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