The government is planning to raise the age at which you can be called an oldhead. Here’s what you need to know

DESHORSES: i mogg therefore i maxx

*Unc De la Rocha voice* GRILLIN IN THE FLAME OF

This naked motjerfucker out here nudemaxxing. Skinmogging. Doublepoohing it. Donald Duck Squared Ass

person holding up a speaker playing “killing in the name of” as we march against ICE in minneapolis

My but just lowkey poopmogged me

The Vincent Gallo at home:

“We want regime change and we want our regime change effort to fail” = “we want death and we don’t care who dies”

Martin shkreli pharmamogged us

People defending thiels buddy newsom before he’s even announced his candidacy

A century of rabid anticommunist propaganda in the atmosphere of American discourse has been disguised as apolitical nitrogen but functions as fatal carbon monoxide to stupefy & toxify generations of PMC dullards & has resulted in one of modernity’s most appalling phenomena: the chipper suicide note

It’s finally pisces season folks so you know what that means. Time to motorboat them tittays!!!!

🚨Massacre in Lebanon: Israeli airstrikes across the Beqaa have killed at least 12 people & wounded more than 25, according to the latest update from L’Orient Today, which reports 3 strikes in Bednayel & 2 in Rayak, w/ add'l raids in the Shaara area, Temnin, & along the Rayak–Baalbek road. Civil...

Do you want a Butlerian Jihad because this is how you get a Butlerian Jihad

AMERICAN CENTURY OF HAMILTOM

Rapey sharktoothed brett Kavanaugh is “mullah-coded” -Trump

To anyone with real political power who wants to complain about Trump but never wants to even *mention* impeachment: shuddup, loser.

No thank you!

Okay my read: since the court struck down the tariffs as unlawful from the start, it's refund time. Jurisdiction will be US Court of International Trade, they'll have to unpack it. But there should be refunds coming. Looks like a complete repudiation of IEEPA-based tariffs and total loss for Trump.

Bluesky moderation is absolutely addicted to marking accounts from Gaza as spam. Truly a fitting heir to twitter’s mantle of heartless tech myopia. If you can help donate or boost Ahmad, it would be immense.

people think these tariffs are all just a joke, but don't forget this is how The Phantom Menace started

7 years ago my dad texted me this out of nowhere

The evidence against this guy is MOUNTAIN

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

me at the merzbow concert by myself absolutely edibled out of my mind realizing i could probably get an uber to drive me thru white castle on the way home

This is how Empires stay fallen

I can’t believe Nick Land is still alive. More meth than man atp

Liberalism is what we always said it was. They were paid not to listen.

Curry out with “Mossad ankle”

Thousands of institutions abandoned programs, ended or rewrote scholarships, closed down clubs and publications, all in pre-emptive compliance. And you know why? Mostly because they wanted to do it if they thought they could blame someone else for it.

Star Wars ∞: Attack of the Chode’s

His name is Nazgul! A gate-crashing dog steals the show at the Olympics : NPR share.google/W47oFZJk3So6...

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Is Ragnarok Lobster still alive on threads???

the exciting parts of what china is doing is where it’s really pushing beyond the US: on renewables, batteries, trains, etc.

why won’t the left just praise every technology handed down from self-interested billionaires seeking only to enhance their power and profits?! clearly, they’re the ones in the wrong if they can’t get on board 😤

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

Me and my team have been in contact with Juan’s family. Juan has bronchitis—according to his mom—and at some point in the last several hours he was unresponsive. Juan was still discharged from the hospital despite that around midnight today.

weird how this always happens with free markets. but let's keep trying. maybe the next free market economy will be the really good one.

No wonder we’re all headed to Hades in a handbasket!

Is everyone at Berlinale being held at gunpoint or something?

anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)

He has a type

You liberals can yell all you want, I will never vote for Gavin Rossdale

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

She’s secreting botox at this point

Important piece from @edgeofsports.bsky.social here on LeBron and Israel. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it ‘the most morally just war in history.’” Solidarity to a real one.

Shein a light in the darkness

It’s very clear between today and the last few days that ice is now actively showing up to intimidate and terrorize observers both at their homes as well as on the streets. This is a major shift, but one that is increasingly an accelerant being pored on this city.