found Lorne Michaels’ burner

Chaboy did tha damn th*ng

From Al-Qaeda to the White House! What a journey for Jolani! And all he had to do was give his heart to Turkey, his tongue to Isr*el, and his balls to Donald Trump. 🤡 🤡 🤡

Mind Masters: Brain Battalion

Direct donations help the most! #FreePalestine #SaveGaza

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

I hate these limp-dick Democrat assholes so intensely, man. To stand square in the path of history and choose hand-wringing and capitulation to evil every single time, and then to turn around and have the nerve to lecture us for not voting more?

The only good thing about the ruling class is how much it craves its own obliteration.

The age of Living Menos is upon us

Spoiler alert: it’s cooming on yr stuffies

Gambling on Baseball is a Clase felony!

you guys aren't thinking this through. if the GOP renege on any part of this deal they'll look like shameful hypocrites!

I would never gulp your Glizzy homie. I would start by just gently nibbling the tip.

We gotta abolish the Senate folks

Whose woods these are I think I know. He's Mario's evil cousin though.

Help Ahmad and Family hit their goal! Add it to your list of accounts! Spread it wide! Free palestine! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

These bears are cardiac kids I tell ye what

Why did Zohran Mamdani break the Air Traffic Controllers’ Union 45 years ago and then shut down the government a month ago. He must hate planes… and America too #PettyAF

Things are fine.

Chaboy did tha damn th*ng

“With that broad forehead of his” well thats one way of describing Haland

*Axl Rose voice* what’s so nutritional about yeast anyway?

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

found Lorne Michaels’ burner

Send in some janissaries or its lip service

Peepee poopoo? Caca doodoo? It’s more likely than you’d think

Thought my doctor said anvil when he told me to take an advil and now my headache is even worse

22 authors in a new OA peer-reviewed article in Soc of Sport Journal: Israel is committing *athleticide* in Gaza, "an indispensable component of the overall genocidal campaign enforced by the Israeli settler colonial regime and bankrolled by the US." journals.humankinetics.com/view/journal...

My dear friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, their livelihood, their security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in need. Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children. And to others. ❤️ tinyurl.com/Tasneemo

The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test. Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.

At least a tent big enough for threesomes with Bari Weiss

do we think AI can do this math

The MoSsad’s heaviest hitter of them all

I guess it's obvious in retrospect but "it's stolen work" was less persuasive in turning public opinion against AI than everybody just seeing a ton of it constantly and getting sick of not being able to trust your eyes. Hey, that works too. Whatever it takes, really.

Just a little over 1000$ for Ahmad’s goal! It is very close 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

Tha ain’t the seventh seal creaking open. That’s just Scott Wiener nutting

“Take me to Lurch” - - Hozier after watching Addams family

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

Me, every morning, checking my phone and taking stock of my life and all of the various choices that brought me to this moment

Triump the insult karmic Don

when Arby’s messes up my roast beef sandwich order

You don’t need the fucking Democratic Party to do what Mamdani did! They tried to knife him!Matt Gonzalez almost pulled it off in SF in 2003 but was thwarted by the Brown/Newsom machine’s chicanery. The lesson here is not “fix the dems.” It’s “fuck the dems”!

If you’re happy about this imagine how happy you would be if workers became the whole ruling class and next morning rent was abolished and all surplus went back into society instead of being appropriated by capitalists

Mamdani sounds like something an Italian guy would yell in a restaurant. Perfect New York mayoral name

Mira Nair… henlo

Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen