SCHMITT HAPPENS? CHAPPED GRANDONG!?!

They’re rebooting Shrek. (EMT screams at me) Sorry I meant they’re defibrillating Shrek.

The Art Institute of Chicago has censured a faculty member for making an assignment that has “anything with Palestine in it,” in this case just quite literally the existence of a Palestinian. US higher education is actively policing Palestinian existence as ‘antisemitism.’

Fallout Los Angeles, zoom in to a bizarrely dressed raider addressing you from atop the Hollywood sign

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english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Nothing can be achieved by isolated strikes…or the vote, because “private property is sacred”, and the capitalists have accumulated such debts that the whole world is in bondage to a handful of men…There is no other way out but to abolish the exploiters’ “private property”

Zionists know they’re lying, we know they’re lying, they know we know they’re lying. We do not have to try to engage with these people in good faith because they don’t even know what that means. Their position is indefensible and so they don’t have the option of good faith.

Hastings museum had an LGBT history exhibit and there was a bit on a trans guy and a cis woman who married in 1954 that I found moving

LOL

Since the takeover of City Hall by corporate Democrats, rent in the city is "105% higher than the national median and has gone up about 30% in two years." This isn't by chance. It's by design. We have government by and for tech and real estate oligarchs right now, and it's devastating the city.

this dog i’m petting is so small. i bet it feels good to get your face massaged by a big giant guy until he stops to post about how little of a freak you are.

Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

We need Retentio, the semen wizard of coastal Maine, to knock some sense into this Plantner fellow

Poor John Fetterman. That stroke shrekked his brain, now his behavior is ogre the top. He’s acting like a real Donkey. Swamp.

Mentally i’m her

We need a Jon Fetterman of the Left

Iran war live: Hezbollah rejects truce as Israel continues Lebanon strikes https://aje.news/rvj7ti

We need a Greg Gutfeld Of the Left

The answer is not communists to work with liberals. The answer is for liberals to become communists.

Democrats are imperialists who have collaborated on every single disgusting thing the USA has done against socialist movements around the world, ever

Germany lost the war, but the Nazis won, example 43x

get in folks we're taking our family annihilation rates - to the moon

Dash Grindar

MJ Tenderqueer

It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad

"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge

This was it. The peak. We didn’t know how good we had it

sex in the bathroom of an Olive Garden is technically incest

The arc of the moral universe bends toward justice, then back toward injustice, then over and through till it dangles to the ground, forming a shape like this. Make sure the Capitalist’s neck goes into it rather than your own.

Rising global antisemitism is primarily attributable to the ongoing Israeli genocide and Lebensraum and the unrelenting conflation of the apartheid state with Jewishness by the genocide state itself, its allies and by the western media.

Vox stays losing

YeH Imm “gooning” so what. Its fine 🤷‍♂️

FYI FIFA

She had ass 4 daze

Semen is merely one type of cum. Fluidical taxonomy is important

I love being a “progressive” or “left liberal”!

fantastic idea sir people are going to love this

Ok Rob, I can respect that

Yeah, I drink from the “hoes” all right 😈

i’m a geriatric millennial born in 1983. I piss and shit myself with style and panache.

JarJar Binks is insanely meated. The man has a hammer on him liKe nobody’s business.

The kinds of messages you get as a communist

Today, activists unveiled a new statue of Marwan Barghouti in Parliament Square right next to Nelson Mandela’s statue, but were then intercepted by police. Marwan Barghouti has been imprisoned by Israel in a trial widely criticized for crimes he did not commit from the colonizer on his own land.