If anyone needs a quick refresher on Leveraged Buyouts boingboing.net/2023/05/10/t...

If you're wondering what'll happen to xyz franchise IP EA owns but isn't using: it'll be sold to a third party in 1-3 years as part of the consolidation deal to avoid defaulting on this loan. You can write that down.

Every morning your Democrat representative gets bonked on the head and becomes Ronald Reagan, so you have to call them to remind them to do good things. This is how representative Democracy and political parties are supposed to work

Deleted that quoteskeet because I realized even making a joke I'm still exposing the cogitohazard to more people and spreading that SCP. Have an Alan Watts bit instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0P...

I Want To Believe

Appropriate music and caption added... 🤌 Fuck trump & fuck 🧊. 💯

I’m too old for this bullshit but kids need to get with it and play Chrono Trigger because they’ll meet a lovable medieval frog and be swept away by the orchestral magic of Yasunori Mitsuda instead of whatever the fuck this is

Congrats to James Wood on becoming the franchise leader in striking out. Sadly he will have to settle for only being the third-biggest single-season strikeout king in MLB, below Adam Dunn (222 Ks in 2012) and Mark Reynolds (223 Ks in 2009).

Got blocked by someone who did not like being reminded that history began before 2025. I gotta be more delicate when dealing with these polisci dorks who just came out of the clone cat.

If only Eric Adams took my advice he'd have crushed the Mayoral reelection.

Potential new reason to not [REDACTED] myself just dropped.

if you order a mint tea for "Charlie Kirk" the barista should call out Trying to go Viral and write it on the cup

Sure the fans of Team Blue might be mad now but they need to remember this is a Tank Season. The Dems just need to restock their bench with some high end draft picks and there will be a fresh Villain Rotation to help them get a 'chip by 2029.

Good to see the bats are heating up with...1 game left in the season? Whoops.

MLS Battle of First vs (2nd) Worst is going about as you'd expect.

They're selling an "actor" who takes no food, money, breaks, or complaints to a union rep when a Producer tries to sexually harass them so I wouldn't be surprised if someone's stupid enough to buy it before the bubble pops.

Once again I beg the universe to stop proving my cynicism correct.

If there's someone doing work out there on the fringes that matters to you, please let them know, because this world is going to tell them the opposite every day.

Ladies and gentlemen its time for the finest of all Bad Kid games, The Force Unleashed. www.twitch.tv/kemonofriend...

claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation what's true: the claim what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum

Appreciate local news covering #DCU but also I fucking heard this same song before and it's not gotten any better the dozenth time.

This is FINE, everything is FINE We worked with a bunch of talented animators and artists on a music video for The Living Tombstone’s remix of Everything is Fine!!! CHECK IT OUT NOW!

Not content with a public soulless husk with everything fun and exciting culled in Mammon's name, EA execs want to be a private one now.

It sucks that there's no consequences for anyone above a certain wealth tier otherwise this would probably be devastating.

I wish I knew a previous HHS Secretary as "the guy who demanded mj legalization" or "the guy who dared the President to fire him for 'accidentally' implementing Medicare for all" instead of "the guy who sat on his hands and did fuck all even when directly petitioned to do otherwise."

Making ironic posts online on the state of our decline until we reach some form of eco-socialism. Or get a cat idk.

some truly effed up allegations in this lawsuit filed against James Dolan/MSG: using facial recognition tech/running background checks on fans who shouted "sell the team"; spying on a trans woman because ownership was concerned she was too friendly w/the Knicks cdn.pacermonitor.com/public/case/...

It’s only weird that Eevee is naked when Pikachu isn’t.

Asking ChatGPT to give me different ways to say "Yes Master" to LeBron. bsky.app/profile/jaco...

Rather than complain about who's really "woke" and a "tankie" how about you have a toke and a wankie instead?

Hope UEFA will actually follow through but also I wouldn't be surprised if Infantino greases some palms behind the scenes to ensure otherwise.

giving away Freakonomics Radio for free is an excellent collective punishment for defunding public radio. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies but it's what America deserves, and hopefully this threat achieves its goals swiftly

democrats if this happened in the US

[After finding myself in another world that's not in The City] Finally I can shoot off guns that punch through walls and yell anything about The Head that I want! Fuck you The Head and your shitty rules! Eat my ass!

Watching the trailer for Ananta and thinking "he will never be ballin" when suddenly

Is he Bad because he dared to claim Hillary was anything but a saint or Good because he testified against Drumpf? I lost track.

SNAP got cut again

Well how else does a business make money in 2025? Selling tangible products and services for more than the amount paid in expenses? Doing that consistently? Fuck no!

I've been quiet for a while. It's been due to a number of factors, the most prominent of which is poor health. I need surgery, and I'm stuck in limbo. Please help. www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding...

brb going back in time with a metal bat to find the people who created ARPAnet before this can happen

"Hey make sure you write some anti-ICE message on a bullet so we can pin this on leftists for the boss." "Got it, just wrote 'ANTI-ICE' like you said." "That's...perfect, let me take the pic."

Look I'm already staying away from a Switch 2 you don't have to convince me further.

Can the bubble just pop already I'm tired of being trapped in this one that's actively convincing everyone to put their brains in a stupid jar.

One day, everyone will have always been against this.

Tired: sci-fi plots where aliens discover the Golden Record Wired: sci-fi plots where aliens discover Hatsune Miku

Good thing I picked up some store-brand uhhhh red and blue cap thingie in case it's illegal tomorrow.

On one hand it is roughly $12.90 per ticket, on the other hand it's to watch the Wizards suck ass from a 400-level seat.

holy shit man, i was joking with the "how will they fill an hour without showing anything he actually said" thing

Happy Marvelous Marvelous Sunday Sunday!