Abolishing SCOTUS will poll 90+

Dear Mr I'm Too Good To Vote Labour, this is the last public declaration I make that's vaguely designed to appeal to your ass

Friday beers

When the first Friday beer hits

“Eat a dick” www.reddit.com/r/Pennsylvan...

For sale: jokes, never laughed at

I’m going to eat the god damn candy and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it

This album is underrated

One great thing about the moment we are in is everyone saying I did everyone I could not my fault 👍

Cuti is going to forget he plays for us and get sent off two footing Xavi.

The Paramount / Ellison shit is bad for sure but Time Warner is the poisoned chalice of corporate acquisitions and has basically fucked up any entity that has been involved with it. Think there is a very big risk to the soon to be parent company.

men would rather do a Bay of Pigs than go to therapy

Bari Weiss is going to reboot Louie

Ben Shapiro’s DraKKKula

Ceramic coated pans

smart. captive audience to force her movie on.

Going to give him a pass on the NYPD snowball shit bc they’re psychos but other than that he’s basically batting 1.000. Dem establishment in the fucking mud he’s making them look like the inept dipshits they are.

[thickest Long Island accent of all time] You laugh but dat ofisa coulda lost dare eye

I love “good” coffee and like all Italians obligated to adore espresso or very loud ghosts with over the top hand gestures show up to yell at us but…I really really fall head over heals for a classic diner grade cup of joe.

The Telegraph never beating the allegations

Really need to hear "Bodø/Glimt" in a pure Delco accent.

Can you geezers do a citizen’s arrest? Asking for Chris Cowlin.

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Stockade where we get to throw vegetables at him

Crusader Kings III save where your Secretary of State is a donkey and your heir is bridge troll named Fleb. Get annihilated by the Persia three months in.

I hope I come back as a cat in a window.

So if results hold we play Gala?

can you love Spurs on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

in the running for worst commute ever. just sat underground for 40 min then had to be evacuated 😂

we finish 18th but City get relegated on a 100pt deduction

[Shaggy voice] it wasn’t me

snowing again

Hakeem Jefferies / Chuck Schumer: We need to hear him out! We need decorum! Trump: As God Emperor my first order of business is turning everybody into batteries like in The Matrix. And you legally have to call me dad from now on.

Yea I’m into the State of the Union. Stating the union of two chicks at the same time 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Trust the Process

Yea I’m into the State of the Union. Stating the union of two chicks at the same time 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

stout of the union

Today is day Donald Trump finally became (sort of kinda maybe if you really squint if pigs fly if hell freezes over if he’s like a totally different person and we exist on the good timeline) President.

EHRLICHMANN: they're bringing in Mitch Williams sir NIXON: jesus christ

We could do this but best Lange/Vinai can offer is old dad with old ideas after he’s worked for the Nazi national team. And he ain’t coming if we’re in the Championship.