A socialist affected more change after just 15 minutes in the Oval Office than Dems did over the last decade.

Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises

The only takeaway is Trump got rocked in his own house

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman and Bari Weiss currently in astronaut diapers making for the Florida border by sunrise

Get their asses.

Welcome to the Resistance, Donald Trump

Two fellas from Queens just vibing.

This is going to hit so hard in campaign ads when they try run him out in a Bacta Tank for 2028

This kind of thing gets read as Trump being gullible (agrees with whoever he last spoke with) but I think it's more about him being a coward. He knows Zohran is popular, and despite his protestations he knows he isn't. Easy to talk big online, another story when the guy is standing in front of him

ok

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What’s the crime? A succulent equitable society that isn’t trying to actively kill your body and soul?

Geese I was not familiar with your game

Spurs are getting a result tomorrow

RKM, Mo, Beefball and Sarr all available thank you spaghetti monster in the sky

The only athlete that deserves this type of praise is Tyrese Maxey.

when I hear “who wants the last cinnamon roll?”

Shamelessly stealing from my past self.

Come for Maxey’s bashful smile when he whiffs the dunk, stay for Embiid telling him “This close!!” 😂

Expensive clothing that isn’t comfortable in a confined space that smells like ass where you’ll absolutely spill food on yourself and wrinkle the shit out of everything.

ok grandpa I see you

what in the world is going on over there

Every person from Boston

Found a Spotted Cow in the back of the fridge

still pretty bad almost half the country is sticking with the Nazis

Have reached final autumnal form (sheet pan dinner pilled)

My generally pro cyclist worldview takes another hit after I see one chase down a school bus in a road rage incident

(complementary)

we’ve entered the turbo Hitler phase of whatever the fuck this is

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Bald? You’ll never sing that (about us)

They say ageism is bad but I dunno

We used to call these Superfund Spuds

wow.

I stole this from r/coys so apologies if you made this but because this int break didn’t have enough infighting I’m leaving this here with comment: injuries are worse to start this season than last, and by a lot.

hell hath no fury like me being stuck behind someone making a left at a no left turn

Anything happen today or nah?

Happy International Normal and Innocent Men’s Day

*Trivers

Also pretty dope