Spurs win. Arse bottle. Everyone going to bed happy. There I said it.

Poor Souza has been using a version of the same picture over and over again for his pre match graphics. Last week it didn’t have lightning 😂

The forbidden sandwich

I bet oatmeal stout has the same healthy heart properties as its namesake

Why did you disable quotes on this @theathleticfc.bsky.social lol? I’m not allowed to say it’s shameful and I hope Leeds go down?

“Blaming Dem’s for Trump isn’t fair and absolves voters/GOP” no actually everyone is at fault. We’re all fucking guilty. But there was a four year reprieve after the first time and the people in power pussied out. And now you can’t even get Dem leadership to say this bad just “at least ask us”

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MrBeast’s Wag the Dog reboot sucks ass

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Semenyo fully COYS

Jannos Dannavitz, This War Makes Me Sick, 1967 whitney.org/collection/w...

We warned Zoomers not to bring baggy pants back and now we have war in the Middle East.

Dems are screaming that Congress should be the one to declare war. What you aren’t seeing them yell is “war is bad and there shouldn’t be one”.

Igor I need you to go to Hugh Grant’s house and beat the shit out of everyone there

I have always sang You’ll Never Walk Alone. That’s me. The You’ll Never Walk Alone guy.

waking up with tummy hurts and seeing we started an illegal war <<<<<<<<

Abolishing SCOTUS will poll 90+

Dear Mr I'm Too Good To Vote Labour, this is the last public declaration I make that's vaguely designed to appeal to your ass

Friday beers

When the first Friday beer hits

“Eat a dick” www.reddit.com/r/Pennsylvan...

For sale: jokes, never laughed at

I’m going to eat the god damn candy and there’s nothing you or anyone else can do about it

This album is underrated

One great thing about the moment we are in is everyone saying I did everyone I could not my fault 👍

Cuti is going to forget he plays for us and get sent off two footing Xavi.

The Paramount / Ellison shit is bad for sure but Time Warner is the poisoned chalice of corporate acquisitions and has basically fucked up any entity that has been involved with it. Think there is a very big risk to the soon to be parent company.

men would rather do a Bay of Pigs than go to therapy

Bari Weiss is going to reboot Louie

Ben Shapiro’s DraKKKula

Ceramic coated pans

smart. captive audience to force her movie on.

Going to give him a pass on the NYPD snowball shit bc they’re psychos but other than that he’s basically batting 1.000. Dem establishment in the fucking mud he’s making them look like the inept dipshits they are.

[thickest Long Island accent of all time] You laugh but dat ofisa coulda lost dare eye

I love “good” coffee and like all Italians obligated to adore espresso or very loud ghosts with over the top hand gestures show up to yell at us but…I really really fall head over heals for a classic diner grade cup of joe.

The Telegraph never beating the allegations

Really need to hear "Bodø/Glimt" in a pure Delco accent.

Can you geezers do a citizen’s arrest? Asking for Chris Cowlin.

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Stockade where we get to throw vegetables at him

Crusader Kings III save where your Secretary of State is a donkey and your heir is bridge troll named Fleb. Get annihilated by the Persia three months in.

I hope I come back as a cat in a window.