Somebody please hit me with the relegation math because I haven't been able to engage with my coys community until rn and please help me feel better thx

6 games to go. It ain’t over yet #coys

Looking forward to the next parade around the streets of Tottenham

Vinaigrette Everything

Many Tottenham podcasters, including myself, have compared the current team to those of prior fallow periods by pointing to the lack of a star player. The thing is, I don’t believe dropping in Kane or Son or Bale or Ginola or Teddy or Klinsmann or Gascoigne saves this team from relegation.

Tottenham lost due an incomprehensible VAR decision and a lucky goal, while losing their captain in the process. Our season in a microcosm.

I think Spurs might be in trouble

That play sums up PGMOL’s disdain for Spurs. Brobbey shoves Romero into Kinsky, not sent off, both Romero and Kinsky are fucking injured. This fucking season

We’re cursed

That’s the stupidest fucking decision.

I blame Xavi repeatedly being benched on his resting sad boi face

🎶 And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like Come On You Spurs 🎶

Can’t sleep. Spurs will eat me.

At a Minor League Baseball game (go Baysox!) and encountered this dude. Chirpy would mess him up.

Cool story about a Tottenham fan living in San Francisco www.terraceedition.com/home-haute/s...

You have to work hard to experience a WAP (wet ass pitch)

My disappointment in my own club has reinvigorated my capacity for hating Arsenal

I have nothing left to live for other than ArsenaI bottling the league

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Find you a person who loves you as much as @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social loves talking about his travel plans to watch football

Much better

Tonight sucks but it doesn’t change anything. We still have to win as many games as possible.

Tottenham being dragged into the Championship by Wolves

Come on, Wolves. Imagine you’re playing against Tottenham.

Read the whole article but if you can’t just pay attention to this. And apply it to other groups, too.

Spurs fans express more affection for middling/mediocre but funny players than elite talents

📣 We have an open board position! Our board organizes watch parties and other events, helps the community, and works on activities that interest them. The board meets quarterly and chats via text. The position starts on May 25, 2026 and terms last for two years.

What De Zerbi’s comments about Mason Greenwood tell us about male violence | Chris Paouros

A great response to this. Thanks to everyone who listened.

Joined this week by @iain.coys.social from Poddingham Podspurs. In this episode we preview Sunderland vs Spurs, discuss Roberto De Zerbi’s first game in charge, debate whether the extra time on the training pitch can spark a survival push. @poddenhampodspur.bsky.social #COYS youtu.be/XKczc5SYCSY

Lemmy Koopa is fully COYS

Squeezed in 3 or 4

Great to see us make the OSC newsletter! @arlingtonspurs.bsky.social links.tottenhamhotspur.com/e/evib?_t=eb...

I’m guesting on Tottenham Home and Away tonight. Give me a short song lyric to sneak into the show. Keep it clean, you savages.

Much love to whoever called Poddenham “not as bad as other Spurs pods”

Checking off “Tottenham supporters learning the injury fairy isn’t real unlike life-ruining curses” on my 2026 bingo card

Johan Lange, January 2026

My most petty quibble about AI chatbots is how they’ve turned 90% of the slide decks I’m exposed to into eyesores

GIVEAWAY We’re ten days away from the Mid-Atlantic Tottenham Hotspur supporters’ club meetup on Saturday, April 18, hosted by @baltimorespurs.bsky.social at Guilford Hall Brewery. To win a special MoCo Spurs sticker we designed for the event, just repost this post! Shipping worldwide. #COYS #THFC

Taking a break from Spurs podcasts by listening to something infinitely better a.k.a. women-fronted Japanese punk (fun gremlin music)

I’m on the precipice of full on trolling the Spurs Web aggregator site here on this dang ol’ Bluesky and need to calm down

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast

🎙️ The Roberto De Zerbi Episode @iain.coys.social takes a deep dive into how Spurs hiring Roberto De Zerbi has divided Tottenham Hotspur supporters. Should we stick to football or our morals? 🍏 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... 🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0pHa... #COYS #THFC

@alasdairgold.bsky.social had some time off and Tottenham made a major signing?

HARRY KANE STUNNER! 🤯 His first-ever goal at the Santiago Bernabéu doubles Bayern Munich’s lead🔥

Tottenham is Waluigi to Arsenal’s Luigi

🐓 MoCo Spurs Watch Party 🆚 Sunderland 📅 Sunday, April 12 ⏰ 9:00 a.m. 📍 Saints Row Brewing, Gaithersburg, MD #COYS #THFC