Top of the player of the matchweek table. We’re so back.

Can’t believe how beautiful the Northern Lights are in person. Magical.

✴️ ICYMI I joined David Harris on Grumpy Old Spurs to chat about the Man United game, our injuries, my first time at Tottenham, and the first time they made me grumpy. I’ve been told I wasn’t grumpy enough! #COYS www.youtube.com/live/b1g_8lO...

RKM jaw news is great but worried about him ramping back up Unfortunate effect will be him getting enough calories, so he'll lose some weight which will affect his ability to hold up His conditioning will take a hit Will take some time to get back to where he's at Smoothie time #coys

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2025-2026 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Premier League Goal Difference Leaders Arsenal (15) Manchester City (15) Chelsea (10) Tottenham (9) Crystal Palace (5) Sunderland (4) Aston Villa (3) Brighton (2) Manchester Utd (1) https://fbref.com/en/comps/9/Premier-League-Stats

Thanks and respect to all the COYSky veterans who served our country.

🎧 New Pod! Barnaby Slater of ‘Spurred On’ joins to chat about his various experiences as a Tottenham Hotspur content creator. 🥇Creating the first Spurs fan channel 😨 Tapping into the Bournemouth PA! 💼 Working for a production company ⛓️‍💥 Being an independent podcaster #COYS

Final(ish) results

Needed some set dressing for a livestream so I broke out the big cock

🎙️I’m making my Grumpy Old Spurs debut this afternoon at 2:30pm EST / 7:30pm GMT! Talking about the United 2-2 draw, my first Tottenham game, the first time they made me grumpy, reasons to be cheerful, and @poddenhampodspur.bsky.social. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/b1g_8lO... #COYS

Kolo Muani’s glass jaw doesn’t need surgery but he can no longer pursue his true passion (jaw harp musician)

The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better? HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!

Singing along to Tears For Fears’ ‘Shout’ but pretending it’s Disturbed’s ‘Shout 2000’

🎙️I’m making my Grumpy Old Spurs debut this afternoon at 2:30pm EST / 7:30pm GMT! Talking about the United 2-2 draw, my first Tottenham game, the first time they made me grumpy, reasons to be cheerful, and @poddenhampodspur.bsky.social. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/b1g_8lO... #COYS

Some of the teams have interesting names. Sounds funny, to read the team names in different languages Here is the English Premier League table in Bulgarian

If other top six fanbases dealt with what Spurs supporters experience it would break them. Puddles of flesh and madness.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers." 🤖✨

I bring a sort of Tottennain vibe to COYSky that the Change for Totteean crowd don't really like

What style should Tottenham play? 1️⃣ Spurs should play positive football to win matches 2️⃣ Spurs should play pragmatically to win matches 3️⃣ It doesn’t matter how Spurs win matches 📊 Show results

Poll results after 24 hours: What style should Tottenham play? 1️⃣ Spurs should play positive football to win matches 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️ (37) 2️⃣ Spurs should play pragmatically to win matches 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (4) 3️⃣ It doesn’t matter how Spurs win matches 🟦🟦🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ (14)

The only GPT I care about is Getting Plenty of joy from watching Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece. We can fix this with rule changes: - Teams only get four set pieces per possession - If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball - If they're good, they get four more - Let's call them "downs"

Okay COYSky, now that both Spurs teams are done for the weekend, time to cycle the conversation for a moment: What video games are you playing till the next game you’ll be watching?

I’d start Richy in the NLD regardless of RKM’s fitness because of his ability to help defensively during set pieces.

Fuck football.

Fuck football.

Can I shock you? Set piece goals are good, actually.

Spurs fans: Scarlett should get more game time! The Universe: ok.

Does this whilst being dragged to the ground the whole way and they get no punishment at all 🤷🏻‍♀️

Liz’s Kop is a f’n warrior

Missed the LCL goal but Spurs look good for pulling level at some point

Using a pic, vid, or GIF, describe your mood today 🖤

“Where’s your fucking poppy?”

🐓 North London Derby Watch Party! 🆚 You Know Who 📅 Sunday, November 23 ⏰ 11:30 a.m. 📍 Saints Row Brewing, Gaithersburg, MD ❌ Leave your Gooner friends at home #COYS

What style should Tottenham play? 1️⃣ Spurs should play positive football to win matches 2️⃣ Spurs should play pragmatically to win matches 3️⃣ It doesn’t matter how Spurs win matches 📊 Show results

Our assessment of today’s Spurs game:

If you’d offered me a draw when we were 1-0 and playing like shit I would’ve taken it. So yay?

dog meat football

If Johnson scores today the roof might explode off nuWHL

On your way to the game today...take a listen to remember some games against Man Utd in the 90s.. pod.fo/e/34d970 Were you booing Beckham, taunting Teddy or enjoying Steven Carr thunderbastards? It's only 15 minutes and there's more magic memories than you might think:

On the telly with Crouch, McCoist and Hargreaves

Key matchups 👀⚔️

Our predicted Spurs lineup for tomorrow: _____🦀 _.🦀 🦀 🦀 ___.🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 _____🦀 #COYS

Our food drive to support our local food pantry continues early tomorrow morning! Bring food items for a chance to win Spurs swag!

Thomas Frank unveils his new tactic to help Tottenham Hotspur win football matches

Curse incoming?