Good luck to @bossbeetle56164.eurosky.social and @ididtheiggy.bsky.social 🇦🇷 vs @discokidnap.bsky.social 🇪🇸 in today’s COYSky Cup final

I have a theory that the Haaland love is perpetuated by the kind of people who love Vikings, specifically Norse symbolism, and hate certain demographics. You know the ones.

Oh you like watching football games with lots of goals? Grow up.

I remember when £15M for Alan Shearer was a big deal and a world record

🏆 The World Cup of Spurs Players 🆕 @wickedspursypod.bsky.social We decide which country would win a five-a-side World Cup featuring only Tottenham players. Plus, the latest news from N17. LISTEN 🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1VXu... 🍏 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... #COYS #THFC

Based on what we know now, what was the best outcome for his reign as Tottenham coach?

TIL I’m the perfect soldier

Went to a tapas bar in Broadstairs for lunch and they had a wonderful poster in the toilet...bit before my time but any of you lot remember the score, before I Google it? #COYS

My wife nearly died. But she didn't. So, on her birthday, I've published this, a 2,500-word account of how she came back to me. It took me two weeks, it's the most emotional thing I've ever written. Please, if you can, give it a read x harrysherlock.substack.com/p/survival-a...

Hulk (2003)

I don’t understand how Tottenham have spent this much money over the summer. Why haven’t they spent even more?

It looks and smells like a cookout around here

🏆 The World Cup of Spurs Players 🆕 @wickedspursypod.bsky.social We decide which country would win a five-a-side World Cup featuring only Tottenham players. Plus, the latest news from N17. LISTEN 🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/1VXu... 🍏 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w... #COYS #THFC

If you’re a fan of Remembering Some Guys then you need to listen to the pod when it drops soon

I've been workshopping my idea for a tent at the farmers market and I've finally got it figured out. Olan Mills style double exposure portraits. The trusty ole Lumix S5 lets you do this shit in-camera. The plan is to get a tent through the holiday period. Over the top sweaters would really make this

Got a fun concept for tonight’s @wickedspursypod.bsky.social recording.

Who’s applying? feedback.tottenhamhotspur.com/form-6966886...

These don’t match up with their types.

Lucas is a PREMIER LEAGUE PROVEN(TM), player of the season winner, and Europa League champion. He’s worth more than Vuskovic. Try again.

If Spain win do they get control of the Falklands? Is that how this works?

I don’t ask for much other than ‘Pedro Porro - World Cup Winner and Tottenham Hotspur Captain’

You can actually watch football die

MORE LIKE HEARTBREAK AMIRITE?

I’m shocked that sitting back and inviting one of the world’s best teams to have the ball was a bad idea

Now the entire country knows what it was like to watch Frankball

Tuchel is trying to Frank this

Woof

Big Ban Burn

Reece James is hurt? Quelle surprise

Double Castration break! youtu.be/CBxhfjR6buk?...

Football is looking up train tickets to its hometown

CUTI THAT IS FILTHY

These Kalshi ads are cringe (said by a man in his 40s looking up nu metal Spotify playlists)

Castration break

I don’t care about seeing the celebrities who conned their way to getting World Cup tickets when ordinary folk couldn’t afford to attend

England need to meet the temperature of the match and also control it. No head wobbles.

As much as I want England to win, I just hope that Spence does a job.

[Dentist waiting room] Me: [Chanting] Djed, Djed - Other patients: Djed, DJED - Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] DJED, DJED, DJED! www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Djed starting tonight it's happening

Any meme or internet reference. I recently got caught explaining looksmaxxing to my very offline colleagues and I think my boss reconsidered my promotion.

Spain are very good but are they better than FIFA meddling or meatwall good?

Oh, maybe it was World Cup winner

Seeing a happy Pedro Porro is double plus good

This is why I don’t gamble

Imagination break