Does anyone else wince whenever you watch a Maddison vlog and someone yanks at his knee? Also, is it normal to yell a primal, terrified cry when you hear he’s been crawling on the floor with his two dozen kids?

Just deleted and reinstalled this here Bluesky and it’s now buttery smooth. My posting frequency will increase exponentially. This is a threat.

Just another day on COYS Bluesky

What the hell is a compliment?

Or maybe now?

Thanks to Rowan for writing the @theextrainch.bsky.social about whether @poddenhampodspur.bsky.social would classify their pod as a “manager out” show. I agree with Nathan’s take. The manager choices since Poch have been dodgy and Ange was complicated. All Spurs pods have been “coach out” IMHO

Love this joint men’s and women’s team photo. The height differences, particularly with the goalies, becomes stark!

I’m a little teary over Brennan leaving. He had limitations, sure, but so does every player. He’s a Spurs hero for Bilbao and a good dude. But the way things are with his place in the squad it’s a good time to say goodbye. Olé olé

Congrats to Ricky Sacks on receiving his knighthood for services to Spurs podcasting

Dun3

Lee McQueen bought me a Cornish pasty at Marylebone station

🐓 The First MoCo Spurs Watch Party of 2026! 🆚 Brentford 📅 Thursday, January 1 ⏰ 3:00 p.m. 📍 Saints Row Brewing, Gaithersburg, MD #COYS

think we should buy Brennan Johnson to pair Brennan Johnson with Brennan Johnson so we can have Brennan Johnson getting on the end of Brennan Johnson crosses

Bournemouth apparently interested in Johnson along with Palace. I hope he goes somewhere and is appreciated. Spurs fans have been pretty shitty towards him.

COYsky January transfer sweepstake is open!!! Place your bet as when (if?) we sign a new player and what position they will predominantly play. To enter you need to state the date and main position below. #Spurs #COYS

Expected goals: helpful Field tilt: helpful Trusting your eyes: helpful Pass maps: helpful Using your experience: helpful Discussing matches: helpful Saying that something one person finds helpful is actually useless: not helpful [Being condescending: not helpful (this is a self-aware post)]

This meme just came to me.

In positive news, I was pleased to see Radu get minutes and he looked good (even if the game state played to his advantages)

I need Tottenham to muddle through to the end of the season, hopefully get a top 10 or (hold your breath) European spot and then assess whether this brand of football is working.

Sorry @tehtrunk.bsky.social

A dogged performance that was a couple inches away from being an ok performance. This is about the Spurs game and nothing else.

Thank fuck for that

COYS!

Spurs play today

Enjoyed the Palace preview on Harry Scarfe’s show if you’re looking for something to listen to before the game. I generally like Palace fans and this guy seems like another good ‘un. #COYS

My kid has been begging for Pop Tarts recently. Might show her the Pop Tart Bowl sacrifice and tell her we killed their god.

In lieu of @hannahryan.bsky.social’s regular prediction thread you can sound off below. How will Spurs fare against Palace? I’m confident we’ll get something out of the game with 8 days rest. 2-1, goals from Richy and Micky.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains. Might get my punk card revoked for not saying 24 Hour Revenge Therapy.

It’s not that Frank is misrepresenting finishing 17th, it’s that he keeps bringing it up. This is your team and performances. Own it.

Thanks for all your responses. It’s for a little project I’m cooking up for 2026.

What parts of Spurs culture do you think new fans should embrace or try to understand?

New pfp/screenname combo

I’ll take two

🐓 MoCo Spurs Watch Party! 🆚 Crystal Palace 📅 Sunday, December 28 ⏰ 11:30 a.m. 📍 Saints Row Brewing, Gaithersburg, MD #COYS

I was once called a “pseudo middle class twat”

Tiny Tim? In this economy!?

Remember, there’s always room for Christmas pud.

And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, but is a Tottenham Hotspur fan so he’s basically dead inside

Sitting the family down and forcing them to listen to all the Tottenham Hotspur podcast Christmas specials

YOU ARE NOT ALONE 🫂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJY...

A huge gas bill via email? Merry Christmas to me

Christmas On You Spurs

Tiny Tim

The NORAD Santa Tracker had him traveling over Iceland but Google’s said he was in Spain. I’m starting to think it’s all made up.

🎵bye bye mr tottenham pie / drove my chevy to daniel levy / but levy was cheap and dry / them tottenham boys was drinkin whiskey and rye / singing this will be the day spurs die / this will be the day that spurs die🎵 Yes i'm a bit drunk and wanna parody a song

He’s making a list He’s checking it twice He’s going to stab you in the gut with a knife

Dad love when the Big Gift suddenly unfreezes ten minutes before leaving the house