i love how the collective bsky reaction to that goal was just one of relief

“A new hero may well be born for Canada.” And for the rest of us who don’t have to sit through ET.

Send both teams home and give one of the eliminated group teams a bye.

Hydration break!

"Get that goal, put it in there, baby!" are certainly words coming from one spectator's mouth.

Just people on social media desperate for some on-pitch action here.

Her just dropping her phone is the most exciting thing to happen here.

What the hell is happening.

Hydration break!

“I know that’s Jessica Alba! I’m down with the kids!” “The kids” would probably point out she hasn’t been in anything of note for many many years.

Can Ada? Probably not.

Come on, idk, Canada I guess.

I did this on Friday night so things may have changed since then.

Al Carns is the Chuka Umunna of this leadership shindig.

Checking if any tickets are still available?

Census on how many people got into autoerotic *asp*hyxiation after seeing the Toni Kroos pic.

Please remember to sound your horn and drive slowly as you enter the gender-neutral toilet.

“No doubt Wonderwall has replaced Sweet Caroline for England this World Cup” says Pougatch as the crowd sings *checks notes* Hey Jude

Well, straight to bed.

Booooring.

Oh let them have it, they need a treat after making it through that first half against a boring af opposition.

“Which areas do England need to improve in Lee Dixon?”

sam matterface, can we wait until full time before "didn't they do well" condescending talk about panama

Hydration break!

Nice one from Harold tho.

“Prince Harry” oh shove 28 eggs you fucking simp.

Missed the goal because I was busy learning that Lee Dixon was solely responsible for all this Something McThingface stuff.

Anyway, good job, bridge boy.

What’s the ball doing in that goal? Is that allowed to happen? Seems sus.

Poor bastards

COYS spotted in the crowd. Most exciting thing to happen in the whole match.

Bag o’ shite.

“The route to the final” ok stop this silly nonsense please, it’s not happening.

John Terry taking up space on my screen. And in the stadium. And within the breathable area of the earth’s atmosphere.

3am, sam matterface is in his hotel room. he writes down another cliche to use in his match tomorrow. he chuckles to himself, says “oh that’s good sammy” and then treats himself to a little tug as a reward.

Write this down: Hydration break

Hydration break!

Got ITVX on Split View for the first time. Considering it couldn’t cope on my laptop with just the one game streaming the other day I’m not holding out hope for this.

Look at all that glorious rain.

Come on, Engalund.

Midges when the light is on:

Down to 21° rn but the sheet on my mattress is still soaked in my sweat.

Absolutely arbitrary and irrelevant, but: I'm reminded that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both died on the 50th anniversary of our nation's establishment.

hydration break!

Hydration break!

I hate that Legally Blonde prequel based solely on that one short advert I just saw.

Why is everyone getting so handsy. #NORFRA