I am still kicking myself for missing that one February night on here a couple of years ago. You know the one.

Don't we have this here too when three dozen TOWIEs or Geordie Shores in their 20s release their 178-page large-margined memoirs at the end of every November?

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo.

Why you need sub-editors, part 8452: (H/T @privateeyenews.bsky.social)

Tag yourself. I’m “the fully sublimated bisexual” (but in the chemical way rather than psychological).

What an angry little bed-wetter.

Oh wow Charlie is doing a pro-migration message too? That's well nice of him.

A new account No nudes, tagged “18+ nsfw” just cartoons

It’ll never not bother me that she went through all that just to get home a few minutes earlier than the rest of the family…

Wishing all Proud Lilywhites family across the world a Happy Holiday season. With thanks to Pride in Football for designing the image #coys

Small child: "I'm so excited for Christmas!! Santa has already left the North Pole and is delivering presents in the Pacific!" Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Nice chips you got there. Be a shame if someone pissed on them."

I have received the annual text from my mum declaring that my circumstances make the Christmas period "perfect" for me and bemoaning that she makes an active choice to spend hers with my sister.

American parents: Kids, NORAD is tracking Santa! They say he'll be flying over the US in three hours! Kids: Yay! British parents: Children, the CAA has detected Father Christmas entering British airspace. Gatwick has been shut down and the RAF has scrambled two Typhoons. Kids: *happy-slaps a cat*

Would pay* for Jamie to do one of his shit letters from Hellman’s about this. *zero pounds

Not naming names, because whenever I do that I find out they’ve all blocked each other, but there are people on here that I absolutely love (and they all know who they are). I hope they all have a wonderful Multicultural December-Through-Early-January Festival Season. ❤️

🎶 And the bells were ringing out for Christmas gays 🎶

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

Wordle 1,649 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hate this game.

*pulling on my verruca socks, verruca underpants and verruca beanie hat*

Fun fact: the difference between viruses and bacteria is that viruses mine Bitcoin and bacteria train large language models

Just over two days til I can tear down all these social media Xmas decs.

At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day

Sitting in the cuck seat on the bus.

Getting stuck behind people walking at the Speed Of Twat 🙃

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize

Emailing your child sex trafficker bestie asking if he has any "inappropriate friends" for you and the BBC being like "he could have meant anything by that, we don't know, you can't just assume it means a bad thing."

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

i saw mommy kissing santa claus while my dad was filming it from the cuck chair

Not sure why my phone has passively aggressively sent me this message, it sounds like something you'd say to a drunk ambassador.

Peen and love peen and love ✌🏻

when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark

Whenever anyone does Star Wars on Celeb #Mastermind I always think of Tanni Grey-Thompson acing all her specialist subject questions and then shitting the bed on general knowledge.

Good evening. I just accidentally saw some vore.

“It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this”

RIP Chris

Don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say

“Active Bottoms” or “Active Tops”???? This is “Active Side” erasure. 😤

And I wish all normal people (my lovely mutuals and non-bot followers) a very merry No LGB Without The T 🙏🏻

I wonder who did this.

@beckabites.bsky.social We'll just have to use traditional methods to get him to see our hate.

🎄 Make a #nonbinary person's Christmas, casually use "they" for your He/They or She/They friends 🖤🤍💛💜

The holly? Invasive species The ivy? Invasive species.

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