The DAB keeps breaking up so I'm stuck listening on TalkShite.

COYS!

I’m dead against it, builders need access to dick, son.

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

Me when I fall asleep before midnight and don't wake up til 7am.

How is this man both 15 and 65 at the same time?

Ok thank you.

Spurs play today.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/

Anyway I shaved my head earlier and didn’t give myself any nicks but did somehow manage to shave my thumbprint off.

“We didn’t pay attention to what the gig was about when we originally accepted the brown envelope, we only noticed now when our accountant warned us we might not sell as many hoodies as usual to crustie teenagers.”

Fantastic recommendations from BBC iPlayer to keep us going until tomorrow.

Got a new shade for the Big Light in my bedroom earlier and it’s a lot more yellow than I thought it would be so now the whole place looks like Mexico in Breaking Bad.

Not In Service is the bus equivalent of Owen Goal.

I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my mum was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?

It’s going to rain every day for at least the next two weeks.

Hope they give Peter Mandleson’s dog his privacy when he comes out the house. Some little eye strips please.

Not sure why they commissioned a new portrait when there was already one available by a famous Australian artist that she even sat for.

The police are raiding Mandelson’s home. Usually after a swoop they’d be pictured carrying out loads of bagged up computer equipment but in his case it’s just going to be hundreds of scrapbooks filled with bird pics isn’t it?

I imagine they killed on a serial basis.

@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy birthday, you massive catfish xoxox

Amazed we haven't yet seen an article from The Guardian telling us why we should all really love the Melania film.

Skircle? Skircle.

Frigay!

Was skimming through Divorced Sitcom Writer's crybaby begging letter to Congress. They have called him a "journalist".

“We saw you from across the bar and wondered if you were interested in joining our toxic poly.”

I want to go up the chippy but this “light rain” that is currently happening is actually heavy rain with a driving wind.

Weirdo spam account in my replies saying that it’s a serious accusation to call known and admitted Epstein associate Peter Mandelson an associate of a paedophile.

I know you don’t want to but now you’re imagining what Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cum face looks like. You’re welcome.

First day of post-5pm sunsets in this part of the world, lads.

Does anyone else have a load of random verification codes, phone numbers, and account numbers saved on their Notes app that were apparently important enough to save but not important enough to identify what the fuck they were for?

headquarters_WAZZZUUUUUUUUUUP

“Hey remember that thing kids did last year that they’re already over? Let’s lead with that.”

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

Starmer pushed the Online Safety Act to “protect” kids from paedophiles, but maybe the real paedophile (‘s associates) were the ambassadors we appointed along the way.

Alastair Campbell, Rory Stewart, those TNA lads, all edging themselves over the inevitable Emergency Podcast Season.

If we still had a Tory government three PPS nobody’s ever heard of would have resigned through the medium of a Notes app screenshot by now.

You know, you can just say Noam Chomsky is awful for being good buddies with the king of pedophiles. You don't need to qualify it with anything. It's perfectly sufficient to say Chomsky knowingly hung out with child rapists and leave it there.

‘Ere, oo ‘members when social media used to be all over how wonderful this decrepit bag of bones was?

It’s a celebrity podcast. It’ll be promoted through appearances on other celebrity podcasts.

NEW: When a man at a Leeds game with his young son started shouting anti-gay slurs, he was challenged by 2 men - fellow fans who set up the club’s LGBTQ supporters group. Andrew of @marchingout.bsky.social discusses a shocking incident and the “disappointing” response. For @outsports.com #FvH2026

This line-up is… not terrible. Only one Mock The Week alum, several people with writing experience, good spread of age, gender and race. But a lot of them are Footlights.

5:12pm and screen hasn’t switched to dark mode yet. 💃🏻

I know we’re anti-AI on here but it’s excusable sometimes, right?

I see he's identifying as still being married, look at the wedding ring.

@drooski83.bsky.social @savascha.bsky.social Right before an “extremely hard” level.

get up new life just dropped www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The year is 2052. Richard Osman's House of Games is still on. Wednesday. Round 3: 'Where is Kazakhstan?' RO: 'So Team, I'd like you to identify on this map the location of Epstein Island. Remember, three of you are playing for the dartboard.'

My first in-person market this year is later this month at The Book Extravaganza in Coventry. Want to buy your books in person? You can find me at The Albany Theatre 28th. Expect local & independent authors, memorabilia, art, second-hand books, handmade items and lots of queer books. #booksky