I really want to know what happened to necessitate also including e-unicycles.

It’s all happening on r/queer. Someone edited a Wikipedia page with a ridiculous new initialism then pretended they “stumbled” across it and wanted to “discuss” it on Reddit. Now they’ve deleted their account after everyone turned on them. Shame, was just getting warmed up.

Spelled "grift" wrong.

The rain has been going on and off like a tap.

There should be studies done on how it’s possible for him to have an enormous chin yet at the same time be chinless.

The only positive thing that can come from Streeting challenging Starmer and then winning is we can all post this tweet for however long he’s in No 10.

Sure, Charlie reads "my government will enable reforms" but what he actually means is "my government will enable Reform".

Honestly the weird simping that people do to justify all the capes and shit for the state opening. Dressing up helps Charlie "get into the role"? You what m8? His role is reading a load of stuff written by someone else, it's no different to hosting the NTAs.

Fucksake. Wordle 1,789 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩

We need to do away with the political doom and gloom that's plagued Bluesky and go back to the real objective of social media: getting blocked by George Lineker.

I'm standing down as minister of tweet theft

Alastair Campbell and Rory Stewart are probably wanking themselves silly at the prospect of an emergency podcast.

“I’m not going anywhere, I have so many MPs backing me. You wouldn’t know them though, they go to a different legislature.”

“But… but… you can’t do this to me! My father was a toolmaker! Pebbledash house! Service! Tough decisions!”

The Mirror has declared that The Simpsons "predicted" the hantavirus because there was an episode with a virus on a cruise ship, which has never happened before in the history of ANY seafaring vessel.

I hope that 17 of them waited for him to say that before announcing their position.

The first word of the first round in the first episode should be "LINGO".

I doubt he'll be able to resign quickly. Prove me wrong!

Lovely stuff.

The preferred outcome of this match tho.

Last week’s listens 🎶

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Inspiring Travel Ideas for 2026 Chosen By Our Readers Who Are Microplastics

Ooh just found all my screenshots of the COYS catfish from last year. Going to settle down with a nice latte and read all the posts. 🥰

Just scrubbed the floor tiles in the shower. Looking forward to forgetting I did it and then slipping on them tomorrow morning.

Depraved Inbred Community Distances Itself From Prince Andrew

20 years since Infernal did that world cup version of From Paris to Berlin make u think.

EXTREME Greens!!

So I’ve just found out that windows media player no longer gets track and title info because Microsoft have shut the servers down. Can anyone recommended a cd rip software that converts to mp3 and syncs with a portable mp3 player please?

“Hung rainbow”: an election outcome, or the leathermen at Pride?

Just got ten minutes into what I thought was a 30-minute local history video until I realised it was conspiracy theory nonsense.

Ah, noted election winner Gordon Brown.

I don’t think it’s hyperbole to call that David Attenborough birthday card film the worst thing in the history of anything.

Nobody’s Perfect was a British remake of Maude, which was a spin-off of All In The Family, which was an American remake of Till Death Us Do Part. Good morning.

They all joined Neolithic 4chan.

God Discontinues The Pebble https://theonion.com/god-discontinues-the-pebble/

Annoyingly I've had to keep looking at the Birmingham Mail site all day because I'm waiting for the Bournville & Cotteridge result. Poor bastards having to do real journalism for once instead of irrelevant clickbait shite.

Just sent a voice note that looks like a reasonably adventurous dildo.

Ok Labour held the ward I’m in. Reform second, Green third.

this wasn't on my ballot paper

Interesting that Bluesky sees an umlaut and immediately assumes a post is written in forrin.

BREAKING: First Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉 Zoë Garbett has been elected Mayor of Hackney – huge congratulations!

Currently, as the count stands, Lib Dems have won more than twice the number of councils than Reform (5 v 2).

Milo demoted because he’s borderline FBPE.