"Where's your fucking poppy?"

Just remembered when someone was baptised in a flooded underpass in Bristol

...and kiss the mayor's ass goodbye!

"Where's your fucking poppy!?"

Brew Count: 1

A British reporter on the British news just said 'Drink the Kool-Aid'

Saturday

Just seen your boyfriend looking for lampposts to groom

Friday Evening

Magical scenes ✨

🌌🌌🌌

A British reporter on the British news just said 'Drink the Kool-Aid'

Brew Count: 3

He's fucking around with TikTok isn't he

Brew Count: 2n

Tell me to wind my neck in here but good morning

Just ate six (6) chocolate digestives

Off out for some diesel if anyone wants sparking out with a 20ltr tub of AdBlue?

That John Lewis ad choked me up earlier. Fucking capitalist pigs

ITS A MIRACLE

Riot Women walked so Lambrini Girls could run youtu.be/TJc0_-QvJtU?...

Eating florentines like a tory biff

Brew Count: 1

Good morning. If you find yourself at a loose end today get down to the bins near the flats if you want sparking out.

Dramatic Coroico sky.

@hippriest.bsky.social 💪💪💪

Bonfire Night

Just wet shaved me 'ead

Brew Count: 4

Starling murmuration season is almost upon us. This one grows in size (that's what she said) as the winter goes on. Impossible to count accurately but would estimate hundreds of thousands of birds, mostly overwintering here from Scandinavia. Got a thermal video I'll add to this at some point too.

The absolute queen of PB.

Classic PB. Classic.

Bonfire Night

Today’s #AutumnArrivalSpotlight shines on the Starling! Forget fireworks...Autumn’s skies come alive with magnificent murmurations: vast, swirling clouds of Starlings dancing at dusk. One of nature's greatest spectacles. 😍

Wednesday

Old me

Les Dennis' Family Fortunes (Inherited)

Brew Count: Dunno

Rare serious post When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die. But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free. Thank fuck for the NHS. Pint?

Your dad says 'Sumbarine'.

Old me

Eeeeeee what a palaver eh? Only just had my first brew. Brew count: 1

Tuesday

@captainfanny.co.uk Happy birthday mate

Brew count: 4 In a meeting, camera off, mic muted, brew in hand. All business.

Brew Count: 3

Monday

Rules: Maltesers must be eaten in multiples of two

Banging the kettle on if anyone wants knocking out in my back garden?