Saturday

Celebrations taste absolutely fuck all like their larger counterparts. Thatchers Britain.

Time for my traditional Boxing day post I think 👍

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "That’s my sweet home alabanger you’re talking to there with your damn crotten avatar!"

Eating florentines #ClassTraitor

Not being funny but I definitely could go on The Chase. As a chaser

Friday

Jeremy Beadle had a microwave

The only ones not drinking

The other day someone told me that Bill Oddie had died but I poked him and he's still twitching

Not so welcome on my fucking tracky top though PAL 🐾

Brew Count 4: At me Mam's Edition

Brew Count: 2

Thursday (Christmas Edition)

Don't actually know how many brews I ended up having today? What a palaver eh?

Merry Christmas everybody, tell those close to you that you love them, it's later than you think xx

"Hull is lovely"

Are we all ready for the big man* then? *Sean Dyche

WIFE OF THE GOD OF HELLFIRE: Ooh, Christmas Day. What has my husband brought me? (smells burning coming from under tree) Fuck sake…

You mean to tell me that you're in the Premier Inn and all you had for brekkers was pastries? What a massive disappointment.

Best get out of bed I reckUN

New year, new me

Brew Count: 6 Pastry Count: 3

Life can be tough, especially around this time of year, so it's my yearly reminder: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind 0300 123 3393 Or text SHOUT to 85258 for a text based confidential service. A very Merry and safe Christmas to you all. Love D x

Hull, Yorkshire

Brew Count: 4 Pastry Count: 1

Christmas Eve

We all ready for the 'rotten turkey ruining Christmas' posts because people overfill their fridges and won't chill stuff properly but it's not their fault? I am 💃💃💃

"You there boy, how many brews so far today?" Brew Count: 3

He's at the breakfast buffet

Not even at work today but can't ever lie in, so: Brew Count: 1 (Christmas Eve edition)

Kettle: On

*Sees a long throw on the football* Pfffft, that's no David Challinor.

Don't let me forget milk from the hotel reception lads

Work done, disrupted a hunt, all business.

I'm 'lichen' the fact I've nearly finished for Christmas etc.

so horny 4 yule rn

Hotel porridge is it? It is.

Good morning, Tuesday is it?

Make someone fall in love with you in three words or fewer: Mattress in van

Is #UniversityChallenge on tonight OR WOT!?

Goner-Rea? I dunno mate.

Chris Rea really couldn't wait to see those faeces @ranno2k.bsky.social

So that's the out of office on with just fieldwork left to do, which is like a paid for mooch around the countryside anyway 💃💃💃

Successfully appealed a TfL charge Merry Christmas

Eeeeeeeee what a palaver

We saw you from across the bar and really dug your vibes

Ring doorbells give me the ick

Not trying to cause a scene here like but good morning