So long and goodnight 🤘🏼

Cor blimey

So, I tried to make a cake earlier. Turns out, baking powder is not something you can just miss out because you haven't got any.

Bristol in the sun, before hailstones came down

Hot new single bed sheets in your area

The organisers of the Wireless festival did NAZI this discourse coming did they?

Married at first sight but it's actually married at first shite #mafs

Bluesky has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

Afternoon 🐺🐺🐺

☔ #Art by Junaid Mortimer

Bank holiday spent well

Goodnight 💛⏳

Gonna start a thread of shit bird pics #ShitBirdPics 10 points if you can even begin to work out what that is

@pazza7.bsky.social because I am a nice person, this is the only reminder you'll be getting, ok?

Lol

Few snaps from today

Thou shalt

U WOT M8?!

I saw your deleted tweet

That don't impress me much

To do wot m8? Have a piss in the bush?

Five spices to get to know me: Sporty Baby Scary Ginger Posh

5 memes to get to know me Feel like pure shit Disgustang Course we'll have a look RIP I wanna run to you What are your favourite music

Saw your old ma down at B&Q

Thursday

Me? Just sending photos of my chin hair to my mate

We're all thinking it's Thursday, right?

You vs the guy she's told you not to worry about

Golden hour

why does his bag look like Ringo

Monday tomorrow

#Birdoftheday #AdultsWithChicks Taken last year 🥹

Speaking of clocks, remember this? Fucking parents should be sent to the Hague for getting her on telly doing this youtu.be/b3Xemzv_AzM?...

Leftover biryani for breakfast, lads. Dw it's cold

I was feeding the ducks outside the house with the grandkids and the first ducklings of the year turned up. @juxtaposedwithyou.bsky.social

The early girl catches the osprey or something idk 💘💘💘 📍Chew Valley Lake #ukbirds #ukbirding #BristolBirding

Good little Ham Wall Haul today #HWH My pal got a glimpse of a bittern while I was being polite to another birder but I did hear the booms. Such a brilliant place to visit @somersetbirds.bsky.social

Friday

Did somebody say bevaragino?

Got that S Club 7 "Reach" stuck in my head

Check out the Chiffchaff's new single "Chiffchaff" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Morning x

Just saw my best mate and everything is right again

@daf66.bsky.social happy birthday! 🥳

Tuesday

@sharal.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🎉 xx

Just cried at a video of 2 heron building a nest together so I think it's bed time. Night night x

Michael Fabricant buys his hair at B&Q it seems

What's everyone doing today? Apart from blocking people