Off to bed to dream about the breakfast I'm gonna have tomorrow Night night xx

Saw what appeared to be a Dr. Who convention at the motorway services today

New "Monday" PB just dropped

Got a new fleece in the sale and inadvertently got a 3rd job at the co op 🥴🥴🥴

Ey up Owt 'appenin ?

Course we'll have a look

If you want a laugh, ChatGPT drew me a picture of a horse today

Cor blimey

Back on my bullshit 🌄

Fuck off

Heated curlers

The starlings coming in to roost

Hi x

Hi x

Where is my sausage bouquet

The solar lights are beginning to light up 🔆🔆🔆

Hello

Imagine driving off after filling up with petrol, and leaving your fuel cap at the pump

“Hey…buddy…”

Did some illegal stuff today by using the term "oat milk"

Thursday

Oat milk is stored in the balls

What about whales?

After going AWOL for a couple of months, my chin hair is making a comeback. Missed that lil fella

@discokidnap.bsky.social new pfp 🥰

Age verification? I remember A/S/L

Tuesday

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Mindles! Have a brilliant day xx

Monday tomorrow

Breakfast 2 is it?

Ey up

@visionsofjojo.bsky.social Happy Birthday JoJo. Have a lovely day xx

So it IS the Six Nations then?

Can't even bonk someone over the head with the wrapping paper tube now because of woke

Saw a Glossy Ibis today The photos I got weren't great but the video isn't too bad Enjoy. X x.

Me reading your posts

Ah of course. TOTP

I’ll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my mum was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?

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I take it everyone was out together last night then

Stop trying to make Stitch happen

Happy Birthday, the Rosemary to my Thyme @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social Have a brilliant day, don't get too wet 😏

@lisatea.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🥳 have a great day x

@andiedelicacy.bsky.social Happy Birthday Andie, hope you're having a lovely day xx

Friday. Day off