Bear does not want you to leave. FEWMIN 🐾

Goodnight Moon (and the 4 people currently heading towards it) 🚀🌙

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

When they get closer to the moon, will it start to resemble Noel Fielding's face?

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

SPACE CLOACA!

Watching Artemis burn 700,000 gallons of fuel just after separating the paper and glass in my recycling.

You can't park there mate

THIS IS STRESSFUL

Astronauts just spotted a guy on board who has been keeping quiet

You lot: 🚀 😮 🤩 🌙 🥰 Me: (An intellectual)

*squirts*

TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN... 🚀

Things you shouldn't clearly and loudly dictate when you live in a block of flats and the windows are open: "Do glory holes actually exist?"

Hugh Humpsbone England, Cheshire, Bishop's Transcripts, 1598-1900

Hugh Gentleman Horspole England and Wales, Death Registration Index 1837-2007

Hugh G Bottomley Spouse England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005

Hugh J Rear www.findagrave.com/memorial/223...

Hugh McFuckin United States, Census, 1840

Hugh Thighman United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939

Guy Suckery United States, Census, 1950

Stuart Suckcock England and Wales, Census, 1911

if you quote a skeet of my skeet and get more likes than me that’s actually illegal

Time for a Chickpea photo session. He's a chubby fella 😂

#alphabetchallenge #weekmformovies The Birds

dudes rock

Fucker Has Nerve To Be 22 Years Old

This was cruel, Quorn. I'm gonna be dreaming about this.

how am i learning about brand new mammals in 2026 i thought i knew them all

“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad. “I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.” “Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.

Aww. Love Denby.

*long hard look to camera*

Gooned out of house and home

King prince Charles has the chance to do the funniest thing x

Ooh, it’s 1 April, which can only mean one thing. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! It’s the 167th anniversary of the birth of Sir Mansfield George Smith-Cumming, first head (or ‘C’) of the Secret Intelligence Service, and the man who once announced that “the best invisible ink is semen”... 🧵

How profound!

I wanted bat ear muffs 😭

It was such a relief to see different people & to think of the possibility of reading novels & drinking wine again.

This bird is going to break your heart and then fire you

In my heart, you’re all fools. Today is your Super Bowl.

Saw a robin absolutely destroy a worm. Thought of you

Never not funny…

Where were you when you discovered Sexy Beadle?

That little suspicious thing in circle glasses was my icon growing up.

Bakers have exceptionally clean hands because the dough pulls away any dirt on the skin, not because we start with them that way. Enjoy your toast.

Rainbow on the West Highland Way - Scotland

A few people had mentioned buying cheap spare glasses recently. Here's the website i couldn't remember at the time. It's fine. I can't even differentiate which ones of mine are from here and which are from "proper" shops 5× the price. lowcostglasses.co.uk/collections/...