You had one job... 😂🤣

bsky.app/profile/3788... @3788mg.bsky.social 🫵

Where do you get your accurate weather forecasts from? (It's not raining/lightning but it looks like it might). I need certainty dammit!

Skipton

Good morning.

Now this is Content

open.spotify.com/track/0p5eZC... hey

HAHAHA

Venerdì

Update: he's spontaneously combusted.

Lizard on the wall klaxon

Watched episode 1 of S7 Drag Race UK. There's a risk that nobody will ever go home with the Lucky Cow concept, no?

Hope Peas and Giles are happy wherever they are. 🥹🌈💔

@grumio.bsky.social wins first prize for spotting a Nekkid person

"Fetch!"

These shorts 🤣 (I'm not stood here with binoculars they just caught my attention)

There’s really not been enough Beadle on Bluesky lately. It just won’t do.

Lol alright Moon pig, no need to make me feel guilty! Do you buy other people anniversary cards? I did for a close friends first wedding anniversary but fuck keeping that up.

If you see this, post a bridge. St. Elmo Bridge, between Valletta and Marsaxlokk harbours.

Rich tea. The best biscuit.

You and me, we got things to do. Insignificant, meaningless things.

A good use for 🥦

I enjoyed the first series of this. The second not so much. I'll probably watch the third. Good morning.

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

I might start calling it sparkly water, to piss everyone off.

Not sure what this is but I like it.

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@captainfanny.co.uk has broken make me a quote.

[being murdered] me: oh no i have died murderer: (stops stabbing) ok have a good day me: thanks you too

"You can stay prime minister if you give me the ID cards."

I'm Sainsbury's, just shouted out "FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS"

BOOM DEFENCE

@spreadaxletilt.bsky.social third time lucky

I just wanna see where the Crown was filmed.

Giraffe crane and German couple who are getting pushed in soon if they don't sit the fuck down.

Ships

Always an accountant or a lawyer ruining the aesthetic of the high street.

Apparently, this was Errol Flynns private boat. #culture

@guyroux.bsky.social fisherman and two pigeons in love

@mindlesmandles.bsky.social another reason to visit Malta - M and S

Goat-Rimming Incel It's 1:00PM

Chien Andalusia, I am un. 👍