Guess who hasn't packed and has 1 leg to Epilate. AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT.

Is it part of a wider gang? Asking for friend

do u think family guy’s wife was fucking hey arnold on the side

Little nap?

RIP HIP PRIEST

No 🤣

He went and got a pillow 🥹

I have bought loads of rubbers.

a class of children getting off the bus from the upper deck is like watching a family of ducks crossing the road, it never ends. Another tiny human just keeps appearing even when you think there couldn’t possibly be another one

The Proclaimers- I'm gonna be. Used to know someone who did it to death.

Aww.

I can’t handle this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sue-Ellen Braverman and Knobert Jenprick accidentally voted to abolish the two child benefit cap after they entered the wrong chamber 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m fucking howling

first date idea: we go to a renaissance faire and I die of bubonic plague

Going to try sleeping now

Is everyone hiding their dogs now? Selfish.

@hippriest.bsky.social scuse me

Knees are the nipples of the legs

Think I'm not getting all notifications again. Not being rude. Unless I'm purposefully being rude, then i do mean it.

Shout out to Inspector Sands

a single huge ravioli

A very tiny owl, hand carved from boxwood. Work in progress. #woodcarving #carving #woodworking #birdart #owl #miniature #miniaturecarving #woodwork #art #sculpture

You're a curious blue tit

open.spotify.com/track/5rupf5... Literal muscle memory

Things i am doing instead of getting ready for work- considering smart bulb sabotage

Asked him where his toy is

This is Gordie. He's demonstrating what is known in the business as a sweetie pie semi-sploot. It's when you haven't quite figured out how to sit yet but are so cute it doesn't matter. 12/10 (IG: rubyandgordie)

Do better 😭

Ate my dinner too early and now I'm hungry again .

shop.dartsfarm.co.uk/collections/... all your favourite things at your favourite place @guyroux.bsky.social

#BlueSkyArtShow theme #clouds Calgary Bay, Isle of Mull, Inner Hebrides, Scotland (Sept 2025) A beautiful September day on the beach. A day of changeable weather 🌦️ The city of Calgary, Canada is named after it (see Alt text) #mull #scotland #hebrides #nature #weather #photography #eastcoastkin

Happy for Gen Z that they get their own Mandelson scandal.

Who was taking the pictures in the Epstein files?

Going to bed angry that I can't stay up all night. Huff.

Daytime me always agrees to things that nighttime me does not want to do.

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You are a man with a fork in a world of soup #graffiti

the first r in February is a needy little bitch

Why would this be urgent?

Vindicated as being anaemic, and not a Goth.

AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!

What a treat. Got a bonus rogue packet of antihistamines.

whatever you do don’t ask their age

Have any of yous done anything grunge related in Seattle and do i want to go to do that?

Stop talking about cake. I want cake now, ironically.

When you really think about it taking a bath is just a human hot pot

Don't think anyone has this concern with me.