Timothée Mallette

Bring back cubby holes.

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Also, if I ever hear that Life is a Highway song ever again after this World Cup i'll boot someones Mum to the moon.

Can't remember the last time i wore sleeves. 🤔

I choose to be superglued to you 🫵

I’m shaking my tits for Spain tonight.

arm charm farm harm warm what the fuck warm

Random photo of the night.

In other news I've decided to join Tottenham Hotspurs - what a great venue- I would go just for a Gary Barlow good day out

That was probably the best gig I've even been to. Please enjoy Josh Homme smoking a fag. I'm still drunk. SOAD were insanely good.

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Yes, i do have permission to speak on behalf of London.

Goodnight from London

RIP Father Ted you would have loved this.

A soft song dedicated to my friend @spookyaxetent.bsky.social who doesn't like hard stuff. open.spotify.com/track/15cjfP...

😂😂😂 Very good!

how your email finds me

@stusteel80.bsky.social day 2 punishment.

Bluesky during England-Argentina

Thomas Tuchel is so aggy, i love it

Row that home, you cunts

not enough cocaine in Miami to accommodate England supporters tonight

I've got a premature hangover

Go on, bring out the one with the broken arm.

I want to see that child crying later.

Kill VAR with fire

Thirty minutes? Oh dear.

You naughty twat.

Australia mouse trap.

That one’s for Lindisfarne.

I'm gonna go to the Jorvik Centre tomorrow and kick in one of the displays

Have it, you herring bothering bastards.

This is what happens when Norway go back to the dressing room. They relax into their natural state as pencil sketch animations

Norway, if you can keep this lead you can have Shetland back

as I thought “the scorer looks young” they cut to him celebrating with a little shoulder ride from one of the daddy footballers

Big beasts those Norwegian boys aren't they.

Attempt number 2: it's nice that they've put the kit colours next to the team names. Considerate.

I honestly thought they were going to say the minute's silence was for Widdicombe, which would have been very confusing.

A few more days to go, but feels like the hottest stuff is behind us. Need some crap weather asap right

I've just had a proper old man's dinner of (veg) chickn, potatoes and peas. (With whipped feta and chili olives). And I'm using frozen cider as ice in my Strongbow. Might start singing You'll never walk alone.

It's far too hot to be an emo today

Had to put my boiler suit in the freezer! 🥵😆😆😆

Happy Caturday from this curious kitten: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

your boyfriend's favourite novel doesn't even have a fold out map

When Gentoo penguins start their breeding season at Edinburgh Zoo, kids from Edinburgh Children’s Hospital Charity paint pebbles for the penguins to present to their mates and can watch the birds choose their favorite via livestream. Original post

ENOUGH.