Me at the end of this week

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Thank god Orbán has gone.

So, if I've understood the stable genius, he's going to blockade the straits which Iran is already blockading.

"I didn't know him!"

Just a coffee for me please

Always good advice.

These were great fun. I want one.

Strangest toilet I've been in.

This is such a clever idea. Interactive touch screen with games etc

Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this whenever they see a map of The Strait Of Hormuz on the news?

Outstanding

Every Sunday I get the same shock jolt when I see the smart meter giving the weekly gas/electric usage instead of the usual daily one.

Barack Obama pays tribute to Robert Mueller, calling him one of the finest FBI directors in history and honoring his unwavering commitment to the rule of law

Someone was having a bad Saturday afternoon. The fire brigade turned up within a few minutes though.

Will someone tell Trumepstein to fuck off!

The Mango Mussoline tries stand up.

Someone does this a lot and I always wonder whether it's in memory of someone.

This is funny. But imagine it with swords in its hands.... www.msn.com/en-gb/video/...

It's been lovely today although I'm still going round in winter clobber.

If the war is going so well for Trump, why does he need help with the strait of hormuz?

Told a friend we left half way through the Resurrection Chinese film. He said the last time he went to the cinema was too see... Lord off the Rings. 😶

The daffs are coming out.

Morning one and all

The Strait of Hormuz is perfectly safe...

Films etc: the boss always says to someone, "Take some time off. Paid. Sort yourself out." And it's refused. I would jump at the chance!

Terrible photo but we had a woodpecker in the garden.

Followers 666 Today Friday 13th It's not boding well

Yoga. I always snigger during the visualisation part. Teacher: Imagine you're looking at a snow covered mountain, with a crystal clear lake beneath, and the sky is clear and blue. The sun breaks from behind a cloud.. Me: Hold on. Thought it was clear. Has a new weather front moved in?

Probably not the most PC sign I've ever seen.

Walked past some place near where we used to live that not seen since a child. V weird mix of feelings . Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If this is what winning the war looks like, I'd hate to see what it looks like when it's going badly.

"I don't want the president of the United States to have a cognitive deficiency." Too late.

To cause a stir, and add a bit of mystery, at my funeral I'll hire strangers to stand at the back of the chapel. One will be a high ranking army officer, another a stunning model Italian woman with a black veil, and a sheikh. They'll all stand separately too.

Be interesting to see what 'winning the war' will look like for the US after it's stopped the bombing. These things are never an 'on-off' contorolled outcome.

Went to shopping centre. Came back with gaviscon tablets. That'll keep the economy turning.

Random event of the day: saw Ben Fogle in a café in Hathersage.

Toasted sourdough. It's very tiring to eat. Bread should have a 'toasted tiring' rating on the packet.

Just finished La Palma on Netflix. The ending! It made me want to throw something at the TV but I didn't want to damage it!

Up north, logs that break the law are dealt with mercilessly.

In German, we say: Hass macht blind. [Hate makes you blind.]

If this is true, that the Iranian vessel was returning from an international exercise with other countries INCLUDING the United States - and was thus unarmed - & that the US did not make efforts to rescue the crew, that makes Hegseth the "Secretary of War Crimes" www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This is very disturbing

Finally. It's set sail for Cyprus.

When someone asks about going out, but you say you're too tired.

Shadowy trees