Please let this be wrong.

I am looking forward to the new home in Wales for lots of reasons, not least of which is a bathroom and loo upstairs. I never unpacked the commode because there was no point so I am looking forward to not navigating stairs in the middle of the night !

Lucy - a total arse. He has been picking at his food all day - driving me mad. He doesn't get to have 4 breakfasts and 5 lunches and still be hungry. Just gave him a few bits of chicken left over from my dinner and they have all gone. He is enough to drive anyone to drugs !!!

The One Show: Grogu is the cutest thing EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know, don't we, that England will fall when we lose David Attenborough ? Given he is 100 tomorrow, it can't be far away. Sadly.

During the London Olympics, the cost of public transport didn't change. This is nothing other than extortion.

Okay, really. What the fuck is wrong with Trump’s hands? 🤨

Hideous people. And everyone who votes for them is equally as hideous.

WTF !!!! This little scrote is hideous.

I hope everyone has been out and done their civil duty at the polling station. Tomorrow is likely to be a grim day as idiots trust the racists and halfwits of Reflux to improve their local communities (how fucking stupid would you need to be) but participation is important.

I used to live not far from Whitechapel. You would be hard pressed to find anywhere in the world where people care less about things like this. If he had been wearing full drag, no-one would have noticed either. it is just not that sort of place.

The woman is Chrissy Teigan, not Zendaya, but it is still spectacular..... Tom Holland is amazing.

@ashoro.co.uk ???

Who becomes livid because David Gauke got a knighthood? Personally, I find the (unlikely) idea Starmer did it just to drive Badenoch insane cheeringly hilarious.

Such specious nonsense.

How the fuck does a ballroom repel a weapon ????????

Barron is an adult......

Benefits claimants - if your circumstances change or go a bit pear shaped (as mine have), pls check what the DWP is paying you. By my calculation, the DWP is proposing to underpay me by almost £400 next Monday so I have asked them to look again at their calculations. Keep your eyes open....

The heroin addict is determined to kill as many people as he possibly can.

Last July, the pope called his bank in South Chicago. He wanted to update the phone number on his account. The teller told him that any changes had to be made in person with an ID. Knowing that was impossible, he asked: “Would it matter to you if I told you I’m Pope Leo?” She hung up on him.

Netflix makes really generic rom-coms - Americans falling in love with a local in Australia, New Zealand, Verona etc. They do look gorgeous and the local actors/crew get a bit of that sweet Netflix money though.

For the 1st time in my adult life, I won't be voting tomorrow. Between leaving Croydon and not getting to Wales until next week, it doesn't work ! Make sure you exercise your democratic right if there is an election in your area.

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Breaking News: Ted Turner, who created CNN and gave the world the 24-hour news cycle, has died at 87. nyti.ms/4dtcf40

Am so shook up by Apex that I have resorted to watching one of Netflix's entirely predictable rom-coms. At least this one is set in New Zealand.....

Don't watch Apex on Netflix. It is terrifying.

Watching a slightly scary movie on Netflix set in the Australian outback - Apex. Taron Egerton has the best Aussie accent I have heard an actor do in years.

Now Trump is announcing peace and war in the same statement. It’s completely incoherent batshit lunacy.

@ashoro.co.uk You were great just now.

Was subjected to the horror of a road with St George flags on every lamp post this morning. At least a mile of it. Just put up a sign saying 'we are massive racists' instead.

Poor Kemi. Her real problem is that she is stupid.

As a huge Bourdain fan, I will watch this.

Any parent that lets their kid anywhere near this lunatic needs to be investigated by Social Services.

He's not crazy at all......

Meet Bumpy! This enchanting little chap was rescued over the weekend. This was Bumpy's first night with us, snuggled next to Keeper Simon. Simon put his mattress on the ground and the tiny hippo nestled by his side, swaddled in his cherry blanket.

Watched the trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. Am all for people making movies of the classics (did The Odyssey in my Classics A level and Kaos on Netflix is one of the best things I've seen in years) but the casting seems dubious. Matt Damon doesn't spring to mind as Odysseus. 🤔

Cardiff/Sth Wales people: I am really going to miss the bargains of Croydon's Surrey Street market for fruit, veg, and herbs (although I plan on growing as much as I can). I am NOT a fan of supermarket produce - expensive and poor quality - so does anyone have any recommendations ?

A very happy 100th birthday to the icon that is David Attenborough. We have been so very lucky to have him in our lives.

Did my one and only trip to the Sutton job centre this morning. The guy there was great - totally understood that looking for work in Sutton and surrounds is pointless given I am moving to Wales next week ! 👍

Some things that matter when you have mobility issues: - the bit in the footpath which is a ramp down to the road - buses that stop close to the footpath - seats in large shops (kudos to the local Sainsbury's) - ramps to get into buildings People who bitch about these accomodations can fuck off.

Really struggling with my mobility today. Urgh. When I get to Wales and register with a GP, I am going to have to get this seen to. It is clearly more than just my arthritic hips.

Putin is ordering an abrupt shut down of mobile internet services in and around Moscow.

🇦🇪 Reports of massive fires at Fujairah Petroleum Industries in the UAE

Goodness. This is bad.

Poll: how much would you pay for 6 home-cooked healthy, generous, and tasty dinners a week ? £15 ? £20 ? £25 ? Examples: Singapore noodles, Spag bol with garlic bread and salad, homemade burgers with the lot and spicy fries, slow cooked beef stew with dumplings etc

Budapest modernist apartment buildings. A random selection.

Something is going on in Russia.....

On Star Wars day, your regular reminder that Chewbacca is and always has been the best character in the Star Wars universe. Don't at me. You know I am right.

The weather forecast has been right off here for the last 2 days. Yesterday was supposed to be awful and it was lovely. We were supposed to have thundery showers from 2pm today and nothing as yet. Unusual for the forecast to be so wrong.