Jenrick on GMB. What an appalling man.

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

Common sense finally prevails

Watching Chris McCausland on BBC2 testing AI tech for the blind. I generally hate the idea of AI but can understand how it has the capacity to revolutionise the lives of people with disabilities.

Rats in a Sack 🤣🤣🤣

Ballet dancer housemate is off to Texas next week to audition for the Houston Ballet. Then he is off to Germany where there is a 'job fair' where ballet companies from all over the world conduct auditions. It never occurred to me that the ballet world was like this.

Nazi bitch.

Noem is a Nazi.

I can be wrong about everything ever for cash. Will The Telegraph give me a weekly spot on their Op-Ed page ?

Phil is now in Chicago. Deep dish pizza is an abomination.

I believe my wife will understand that the best outcome is for me to beat her to a bloody pulp. How many of these men are domestic abusers ?

Still both very handsome.

This cnut wants to be Hitler or Stalin. What a pathetic little man he is.

Somebody Feed Phil: he is in Marrakesh. There is something profoundly moving in watching a Jew moved to tears by the beauty of the Call to Prayer.

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Richard Tice - the ageing Ken doll - is not a person of substance. Anyone who is stupid enough to think Reform is the answer to anything is deluded.

The Fag Ash Fuhrer is a coward.

My point is..,,there’s no point clinging onto hope that the alliance can be saved, US still be relied upon in extremis. It can’t. So, what’s holding us back from retaliating?

Dear USA, It was nice, we had some good times, a few laughs and shared tears. There are good memories and, of course the photographs. But now, it's over. I'm sorry. It's not us, it's you. We hope you will be happy, but we doubt it. 'Bye! Thanks for your attention in this matter.

There are going to be limits to what you can make other countries do by threatening to tax your own citizen's purchases of their products. I believe handing over entire territories falls well beyond those limits. 🤷‍♂️

Well well well. Even Ann Coulter is taking the piss.

So, we debased the King and Queen to appease this lunatic for nothing. Pull the England and Scottish teams out of the World Cup. Cancel the King's trip to the UK 250th. Enough is enough. Nothing will satisfy the Orange Bag of Pus so stop pandering to him.

Walk down Surrey St market here in Croydon and you will easily find 7 people more suited to this www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If you have children of an age where they can be called up, it might be time to start preparing them for the worst. This cretin will do something profoundly dangerous because he is too stupid to understand anything.

They're just such fucking weirdos

Why do they call rocket 'arugula' ? Another weird Americanism.

Phil is now in Copenhagen. I have a sudden craving for really heavy rye bread.

Lucy hates cruelty and fascism. So he supports this message.

He is now in Southern Israel which seems to be very Muslim. And waxing lyrical about the Call to Prayer (which I also love). I don't care how anyone lives their lives as long as they aren't breaking the law and are being kind to everyone. Religion is one of the dumbest reasons to hate someone.

Phil, a NY (and pretty secular) Jew, is in Tel Aviv. He can't speak Hebrew at all but, like all Jews, seems to feel like he is amongst his people. Fascinating.

every provocateur who wangs on all the time about Britain being “broken” should be sent to an actual failed state or autocracy for a month as a learning experience, there’s no shortage of them

I couldn't ask for better new neighbors.

Outside Gracie Mansion. This is his job. But dare I day it he seems genuinely affected and happy to be there. There’s potentially immense power in that.

Phil is so lovely with kids. He genuinely enjoys them.

In Asia, you just need to put your fear aside when on the roads. Yes, you might die but you probably won't.

When I first went to Vietnam in '93, several years before the US embargo was lifted, 50% of the population was under 21 (because of the war obviously) and there were about 55m people. Now there are just over 100m. The population has almost doubled in just over 30 years. Incredible.

Somebody Feed Phil: He is in Saigon. I know Hanoi much better but seeing Vietnam always makes me happy. 🇻🇳

The Traitors: I don't get it. Harriet sacrificed herself because she was so sure about Rachel. Knowing that Harriet was a Faithful, why didn't they test Harriet's suspicion ?

This monster is after either a 3rd breakfast or an early brunch. He has had a Lick-e-lix and 2 small helpings of Dreamies as well as 2 breakfasts. So greedy.

Paul Keating remains magnificent.

Seriously. This guy is so pathetic.

"I frankly wouldn’t pay any attention to anything that Elon Musk puts on that cesspit of his called X. He was the guy who advocated getting Donald Trump elected," says Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary. "He's an idiot. Very wealthy, but he's still an idiot."

This is a brazen lie. London has heaps of Americans who are very much here to support the care they get through the NHS.

She should stay in NYC - no-one needs to hear from a Slovenian hooker.

Who knew there were so many Nazis out there ?

Watching Someone Feed Phil in Bangkok. I love the city but you always forget how you take your life into your own hands every time you get into a tuk tuk. It is organised chaos. Reminds me of my time living in Hanoi where getting through the day without a mishap was a result. I love Hanoi too.

The end of another week where the world's biggest baby (and those than enable him) is trying to burn the world down. Not even 3 weeks into 2026 and I feel more concerned for our futures than I have in pretty much my whole life.

And, unlike WImbledon which is only for members, anyone can hire a court at Melbourne Park when the Open isn't on. I used to walk down after work to have a hit with friends cos Melbourne Park is in the centre of town. I have even played on a show court for no extra money. A lesson for the Poms.

Since it moved to Melbourne Park, the Australia Open has always been a really fun day out. Music, entertainment, food (exorbitant), booze, generally good weather. A VERY different experience to somewhere like Wimbledon. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

He just makes things up. There is no policy, no thought. Nothing is designed to do anything except make him feel good for 5 minutes. Of course, it can't last because, deep down, he knows he is a despicable human being so he moves on to the next dopamine hit.