This game is getting silly now. Live Aid was closer to the end of WW2 than to the present day

When they retired my in laws went to a sort of retirement training course paid for by their work and item one, literally the first piece of advice, was “do not move to the coast”

Elizabeth Olsen believes she will die old and alone in a foggy English coastal town. Here are her options

[Dutch trader in February 1637 voice]

If it’s down to three you should always vote to banish again. For anyone planning on going on the Traitors.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works ye Mighty and invest. Seriously, I really need the investment otherwise this thing is never getting built. Even I can't fund the whole thing, I've got a tennis tournament going, those comedians to pay, Newcastle United...

Celebrity Traitors people breaking kayfabe by doing other media while they’re still on the series: not having it

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

EXCLUSIVE: I have polling for #CelebrityTraitors final commissioned, by IPSOS. 51% of Britons think The Faithfuls will win. 38% think The Traitors will win. 11% Don't know.

5-0

new CL format is probably good if (a) you follow one participating club, as they play a wider range of teams or (b) if you want to red-zone it as there's so much going on. But for the increasingly rare (c) "just want to sit down and watch a good game where you know what's at stake" it's quite dull

Still, nice to see the Downing Street briefing room again wasn’t it

Wasn’t a huge fan of this when it came out, although it deffo has its moments, but this collection of live versions of the tracks is great music.apple.com/gb/album/hai...

Starmer on the LNER driver and train staff on board the train on Saturday night: “no doubt that their collective action, their brave action, saved countless lives and I know the whole country is grateful for that”

Keir Starmer himself opening debate on the Public Office (Accountability) Bill, aka the Hillsborough Law

Nigel Farage maintaining his claim there'll be a snap election in 2027, says he thinks it'll happen after the markets force Rachel Reeves into an austerity budget and the Labour left revolt against it.

Anthony Williams, 32, from Peterborough, has been charged with 10 counts of attempted murder, one count of actual bodily harm and one count of possession of bladed article following a knife attack on a train in Cambridgeshire on Saturday, British Transport Police said

O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao? TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him. TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it

Man, 32, only suspect after Huntingdon train stabbings

Kelly Cates being on the MOTD roster and doing Super Sunday on Sky feels wrong somehow. Some stream crossing going on.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Whatever else comes out once the attack on the ECML train last night, this alone is a credit to the train crew, driver, and signalling team. Huntingdon was the first possible stop. In a highly stressful situation and improvising a plan the train lost just 3 minutes vs line speed to get there.

I'm beginning to think you can't trust random videos on the internet

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

Lovely to see Kilroy pop up in Girlbands Forever there youtu.be/yF6cBf133rA?...

Related: Brazil has a border with France

Well it's going to be pretty awkward when he gets there, isn't it

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Downing Street says it "fully supports" the decision to strip Andrew Mountbatten Windsor of his titles

#BREAKING Centrist D66 party wins knife-edge Dutch election, local news agency ANP projects

Roll up roll up, Andrew Mountbatten Windsor no longer listed on the Roll of the Peerage: www.college-of-arms.gov.uk/images/downl...

Weather good, we are gradually working our way north in search of the Loch Ness Monster.

Extraordinary. Wow. Congrats India!

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. My works are possible due to the unique way they are funded

Is there polling to show some other 91% negative people, propositions or things?

Brilliant interview, this www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

Proper, old school ding dong in the Commons between Farage and Davey on Farage's ECHR withdrawal ten minute rule bill. Seemingly every Lib Dem has turned out, there's heckling and everything.

Keir Starmer declines to rule out breaking manifesto tax pledges

The cricket situation has not developed necessarily to England's advantage

Giant inflatable monsters invade city's rooftops #Lincolnshire #BBCNews 🔗: https://www.bbc.com/news/arti...

Massive change for next year's Holyrood election: there'll be no overnight count. Votes to be counted on the Friday instead.

4% of the public have a "very positive" view of Prince Andrew

But as our polling covered by Annabelle Dickson in politico showed, there is strong support for stripping Prince Andrew of his prince title. Here Green voters and Reform voters (despite being strongest supports of monarchy) are most supportive t.co/UTNwNmtnhq

BBC 'deeply concerned' about journalist unable to leave Vietnam

What a player he was, by the way

Really enjoyed this www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Guy Excited About Party Studying Up On History Of Parties https://theonion.com/guy-excited-about-party-studying-up-on-history-of-parti-1819571895/

We've got our football back

Finally some good news for county cricket fans, they're abolishing Surrey www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...