Love logging on here on a Sunday night to see the Americans watching their funny little sport. “The Browns”, “the Bears”, be serious

What’s beyond “you fear for them” territory because Wolves are there I reckon

Top of the league till 5pm 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why are Canada wearing white and black against New Zealand. Very silly stuff I’m afraid

Shocking to hear about this loophole in the law...

Elon Musk had a 1.5 hour meeting at xAI yesterday where he talked about building a competitor to Microsoft called "Macrohard," creating "Baby Grok" for kids 2-12, and using AI to quintuple X's revenue to $10B. We listened in. After leaving Trump, he's all in on AI. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/18/t...

The Green Party (England and Wales) say they've passed 75,000 members this morning. The day Zack Polanski was announced as leader, just over two weeks ago, they told us they had 68,500 members.

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

Iconic

I do think we dishonour our guests by making them go to Stansted, the second worst London airport

Not our story but Trump at the presser on Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan: "we're trying to take it back, by the way"

We used to be a real country

Appears to be a split in “Your Party”. Zarah Sultana is tweeting that they’ve signed up 20,000 members this morning, Jeremy Corbyn posts that an “unauthorised email” was sent to supporters detailing membership and any direct debits should be cancelled

Forest Green made four subs in the opening minute of their National League Cup tie against Wolves last night.

Imagine going to Windsor and not even getting to go to Legoland

Des getting himself a trip to Milan to do one link into a World Cup review program, 1990s BBC was a different world

Scoop: Business Insider informed its staff this week that they are allowed to use ChatGPT to generate first drafts of their stories, while also indicating the newsroom will not disclose such A.I. use to readers. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/business-i...

The last nine MPs to speak have all been from the opposition benches....

Eyebrows raised in the Commons as SNP's Stephen Flynn quotes Mandelson telling the FT to "fuck off" Jim Shannon's face says it all

The Prime Minister on the protest on Saturday, via Number 10’s readout of Cabinet:

Kemi Badenoch leading for the Tories in the emergency debate on Lord Mandelson's appointment as ambassador, says Keir Starmer is leading a government of "sleaze and scandal".

Is this guy the most electrifying performer in sport atm. What a showman. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athlet...

Has anyone asked Mike Skinner for comment on the past week’s happenings youtu.be/Ue1U9Se6jQI?...

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a

Manchester Evening News: The people's champ #TomorrowsPapersToday

I know it only happened twice or something but Will Smith putting out songs to accompany his films was foundational to my understanding of the film industry

Absolute shameless breaking news clickbait from another Reach plc title. It’s Christmas Day. MAKE SURE YOU’RE NOT CAUGHT OUT IN THREE MONTHS TIME.

I always remember when Anne Robinson tried to do her school ma’am act on Ricky Hatton on Celebrity Weakest Link. AR: “Ricky - you were the weakest link in that round. Why do you think that is?” RH: “Probably because I get punched in the head for a living, Anne.”

The BBC canteen hot option, seemingly every Sunday, is a Sunday roast. Which is exactly what you need half way through a shift isn’t it!

Former world champion boxer Ricky Hatton has died aged 46 - report

PR in the 90s. Next level.'

Where other shows strain to be topical, Melvyn Bragg was determined that “In Our Time” would be “never knowingly relevant”. Among its 1,000-episode archive are episodes on “Hildegard of Bingen” and “Feathered Dinosaurs”

T20 Blast final is lots of fun atm

😍 Three points on the road! ⌚️ FT | 🟡 0-1 🔴

The 5Live Sports Report music really can’t be beaten can it. Radio magic

On why he was retiring from cricket, Parkin said: “I’m crap. I’ve not scored many runs so I’ve thrown my teddy out of the cot and that’s me done. I had a new knee in November so I am costing them 20 runs in the field anyway” www.barnsleychronicle.com/article/3306...

Has to be the weirdest white ball tour in a long while, this

Labour backbencher Clive Lewis on Starmer, to BBC Radio 4's Week in Westminster: "We don't have the luxury of carrying on this way with someone who I think increasingly, I'm sorry to say, just doesn't seem up to the job"

Before you watch, well, people basically dying online - whether through feeling a need to "bear witness", through morbid curiosity or by stumbling across it thanks to an algorithm, it's worth bearing this in mind. If nothing else, turn autoplay off where possible. www.poynter.org/ethics-trust...

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

Labour MPs are despondent says government minister www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Accidentally found myself on the House of Lords online account registration page. What a drop down menu that is.

Assisted dying bill in the House of Lords today at second reading, with *191* peers down to speak

Last night on X I reported a graphic close-up video showing Charlie Kirk being shot It was served to me on my timeline without me doing any search, from a blue tick account I didn't follow, and it autoplayed so fast I couldn't click to stop it I received this response from X saying no rules broken

It is DISCOURSE TIME

Timeline cleanser needed? Have a Transmanche Super Train, aka a eurostar class 373, arriving at London St Pancras.

Oldest’s first day at school. Pride levels through the roof here pals

(finding out my recent coronation as King of Moldova was part of a high-concept reality tv series) oh jeez, haha, you got me. guards, seize them! haha, just kidding. "a title for the first soldier to bring me that producer's head!" just a joke. just a little joke from your king