The dead silence from MPs had better be them planning the coup

Won't hear a bad word about Macca. True gent #totp

Stevie Wonder (derogatory) #totp

Million miles better than the England one (low bar) #totp

FMN an undiminished classic #totp

We've got Abba at home #totp

Is this why Argentina invaded #totp

Really phoned it in that year huh #totp

Measurable chunk of the ozone layer depleted by this one show #totp

Another tune #totp

Don't remember this but it kinda slaps #totp

Noooo don't cut it you bastards #totp

You can kind of see the 80s dying in real time #totp

Here comes the cursèd "ah yeah" sample #totp

😢 #totp

Tune #totp

Temu Timberlake #totp

He'll be getting his steps in #totp

I'm sure there are lyrics in there somewhere #totp

All 9 of Rupert Lowe's BNP 2.0 fash candidates have won. Majority of around a thousand each. Disastrous for Yarmouth

Not one national outlet appears to have reported this. Not one Compare with the levels of coverage of Green candidates who said nothing anywhere near as bad

Ngl from the headline I really thought this would be like... Several years ago and with the standard "I was young and my views have evolved" excuse. He said this literally last September!

Reform candidate who said Holocaust was a hoax wins seat in local elections www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpo... @ all the Jews who vote for Reform and have stood for Reform at this election, because of an absurd 'enemy's enemy is my friend' mentality (hint: Reform would attack Jews)

The best time for the Greens to deal with their crank candidates was months before the elections but the second best time is now

Anas Sarwar was viciously transphobic in this election campaign and, for that (and other reasons), he is going to lose his seat. Learn the fucking lesson.

Also .. if you need to change pilot in flight, the middle of a flight is the best time to do it. Much better than landing or takeoff.

"You don't change pilot in the middle of a flight" right, unless the current pilot has pointed the nose of the plane at the ground, then you very much do change pilots, as a matter of some serious fucking urgency

We're not laughing at their Nandos pic now!

Jumpscare at the bottom when it’s revealed I’ve stood in an election by mistake

Resharing for no particular reason but Burnham claims to be a PR supporter www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/politics/lab... www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

roses are red, hold all my calls,

Nearby ward now has a Reform councillor but the neighbouring one now has a Green but the local Greens are crank-led and

Usual crowd-pleasing cry into the void, but… new leader or no, just throw the dice and do PR w/o a ref —Farage called for it for years so easy to bat his complaints away —5-party politics means situation different —Huge majority to pass it —Lab members in favour —You're losing anyway, nowt to lose

Keir Starmer says he was sent to Downing Street to do a job* and he will not quite until he has finished that job**. *destroy the Labour party **destroying the Labour party

Me: (Smart, looking at the most devastating evidence imaginable that my smart plan is an incredible, historic disaster) I was even more right than I suspected

The lesson the UK still needs to learn from Poland et al in this new era is: forget far right switchers. Any gains in winning some back are outweighed by fracturing your own coalition. Anti-far-right numbers are higher, so concentrate everything you have on building a unified anti-far-right bloc

Nothing's really changed this morning. Results look to be as expected. Only thing that matters is whether Labour rebels can seize the moment and turn the ship around

I'm not sure how much more data we need before we can all agree Labour isn't losing votes because of not being Reformy enough

Nigel Farage has been invited to speak in the event against Antisemitism on Sunday. If you are a British Jew or a Israeli in the UK who thinks this cannot be happening, this is the letter for you.

Oh nicotine you bastard

I fear Labour people risk falling into an ecological fallacy visible from space when reacting to these results. Here is what is very clear in results so far: Labour are losing *seats* to Reform, but... Labour are losing *votes* to the Greens Greens split the vote, Ref comes thru middle

This heinous shit will make a TCPA-loving NIMBY out of me I swear

Not to mention that the idea that "hero voter focus" won them 2024, and not saying virtually nothing and simply not being the Tories, is a delusional myth

1%. Yes ONE. Of current Reform voters would consider voting Labour. Yet Labour has spent a good chunk of its energy appealing to this void, this vacuum, this abyss. Enough to make you weep.

Me and the fellow squaddies all fell sick visiting the training ground. Got the Stantavirus