every line of this story keeps getting better

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

Spider has taken up residence just where my washing line starts and has decided to keep making a BIG web across the ~3ft gap between there and the fence so I end up always walking into it when going to hang out my washing. I don't mind spiders in general but come on...

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Saturday is treat day

This is just unhinged... share.google/V3BlfKoqt5Bt...

LMAOOOOO A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

I've heard of bringing young players through but this is ridiculous...

Fuckzeck* * A Ruckzuck joke for the heads.

"These are 16-, 18-, and 20-hour days spent out in public, on sidewalks, in parking lots, courthouse lobbies, napping in old Mazda 626s, you name it. It’s a lot of surveillance. A lot of wrestling. A lot of Zyns. A lot of energy drinks. And a lot of Panera and Taco Bell."

Polanski referenced BZ's poem 'The British'. Superb. "The British" Take some Picts, Celts and Silures And let them settle, Then overrun them with Roman conquerors. 1/6

Birthday movie tradition used to be LotR, but that is for Xmas now... So Dune pts 1 & 2 it is!!

I understand you like the colour blue. www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

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Kitchen blinds are back up... Can't believe I've completed another bit of DIY this year, I don't know who I am any more, must be getting old...

Another milestone passed... youtu.be/Z6VLatXmUrQ?...

I thought McSweeney's was supposed to be funny. This was depressing as shit.

Yikes. Just got a message from my child’s school: some children’s books by Andrew Cope (inc. Spy Dogs, Spy Cats, and Spy Pups series) have a printed URL at the back. This used to go to the author’s website, but now goes to an “adult content” site. So, yeah… be careful with that URL 😳

BREAKING In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.

You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick

Looks suitably bonkers again... youtu.be/VmStqCXIgio?...

How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.

Got up and painted the kitchen sills, so that is done. Gotta nip over to Ikea in a minute - don't think I'm gonna go to the coast this week tbh. It's a long drive and I'm not sure it will be warm enough to justify just a wander along the front and long drive back.

Just the latest way in which technology is enabling people who don’t actually like reading to diminish the cultural relevance of those who do.

Amazing. Science is extraordinary

It's apparently Amazon Prime Big Deals Day, or something?! If you've finished buying shiny things and would like to treat some homeless moggies to a meal, here's our wishlist. Thank you 🫶

Bought some minced turkey this week instead of beef to go with pasta cos beef is soooo pricey now. Let's see how it holds up...

Wondering whether to chance a trip to the coast tomorrow... Might be the only "nice" day this week, and I've not been this year. Might be a good drive and some fresh air and change of scenery... Guess I'll see when I wake up.

just had a god botherer at the door them: hi, where do you get your information? me: the internet. them: there's a lot of it isn't ther- me: the internet? yeah. quite big. them: and some of it's wro- me: but some of it's right. them: have you thought to ask god? me: does he know the bus times?

Quite cheering to hear some vox pops from Brummies on the 6 Music news just now responding to Jenrick by saying "I dunno what he's talking about, there are plenty of white people but it is quite mixed and I love living here"

An experiment: If you see this post, please like it. Am comparing numbers to the other place for a piece.

Did it hurt? When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

Woohoo, deliveries all turned up safely, despite them arriving in the middle of school-run chaos on my road. BIG boxes... I have spent way too much. Also, Overclockers included a bag of Haribo with my PC parts, result!!

It makes one ashamed to be Britiaish.

New phone stress, making sure everything goes across and you can still log in everywhere...

Bit more paint stripping in the kitchen - wow that stuff is STRONG!! Will finally get round to repainting the sills and re-hanging my new blinds this week.

Waiting for my phone to be delivered...

It's nice buying myself stuff, but it does mean a lot of waiting in for it to be delivered.

What's got two thumbs and forgot to turn his work alarms off...

@diedrichbader.bsky.social @manmademoon.bsky.social @jimpiddock.bsky.social I wasn't ready for this entire video - please check it out to the end. Dr Goodall's message to the world

Despite having the next week off I'm feeling the pull to have an early night. Just gonna finish up S4 of Parks & Rec and call it quits. Really feel I should be using the time for hobbies but just can't get started at the moment. Meh, sleep is a hobby...

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Men in balaclavas set fire to a mosque in East Sussex last night. It's only appearing on the BBC's local coverage, rather than its main national headlines, despite coming just a week after the (also under-reported) firebombing of an asylum hotel in London last week www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

First spendy done, phone upgraded before the battery packs up. Next I need to buy the bits for a new pc to build this week. After that it's birthday treats for me but the danger of buyers remorse goes up exponentially...

Justine Bateman quote from this piece by Emine Saner: ‘Nobody wants a robot to read them a story!’ The creatives and academics rejecting AI – at work and at home (3 June 2025) www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Spooky season begins with

BREAKING: Heroic police officers save public from this terrifying terrorist who was holding a sign the government doesn’t like x

Thought The Smashing Machine was decent, good performance from The Rock almost completely unrecognisable until he shaved his head. Felt the script was a bit lacking but at least they didn't try to make a load of stuff up and try for a Rocky moment.