14lb bag for $44 28lb bag for $60 Lord

I get better download speeds on a random trail in the Middle of Nowhere, Oregon, than I do in the heart of downtown San Francisco

Day 187 dealing with Xfinity. Every agent repeats the same futile instructions that have proven useless time and again. Despite the long ticket, no one knows what's happened so far. It's Groundhog Day meets Dante's Inferno. I'm $500+ in the hole on fees I shouldn't have been billed. I want to cry.

Watching FRIENDS and DESIGNING WOMEN, I never would've expected it'd be Phoebe and Charlene that would be the ones to have the staying power and become absolute treasures, so many years later. Yet here I am, watching THE COMEBACK and HACKS, completely in awe of these amazing women.

There are gonna be a few Walmart parking lots and city street stealth camps in the near future, so I need to bank some wilderness memories while I can

Looking up Thri-Kreen art for this week's d&d session and just ... why. WHY would you give an insect-person tits?

Not a bad sight to wake up to

What's interesting is, yet again, Google mobile seems to be slightly better than Google desktop. Although, interestingly enough, I get the exact time in the search auto fill, but an estimate in the actual result.

Today's office

"Man, why's it so cold in the van tonight? ... oh"

I will never understand the need to hang a flag at your campsite

Just realized my America the Beautiful pass expires in July. Really hoping a federal judge blocks Trump's face-slapping so my next card doesn't have that orange ballsack emblazoned on it.

Writing off Trump's excessive hand bruising as being "consistent with [...] irritation related to frequent handshaking" alone should be grounds for investigation and revocation of his license

Okay Oregon, I see you

Anatomy of a remote D&D game, run from the deep woods of Northern California

The state of the California governor’s race:

An administration of cowards, sycophants, and idiots www.npr.org/2026/05/28/n...

Can any Oregonians clue me in — are all your parks pay-to-play? So far every state & county park, conservancy, and trail has either had a fee or required a permit that I need to buy online (and then print out). I've admittedly only been here a few hours but so far it's 6 for 6 attempts.

Restricting replies as the last time I even said the phrase "art commission," I was flooded by bots but: I'm looking for whimsical illustrator recs for a silly little cover for my silly little d&d book. If anyone knows of anyone open for commissions, I'd love to hear of them, please and thank you.

Look at this absolutely beautiful female goldenrod crab spider I saw today.

CC: @vogelbomb.bsky.social SUBJ: important cephalopod news

Turns out there's a swimming hole right by my camp spot Turns out cold water is cold

Predator species (felines, canines, primates, etc) squat to poop; most prey species (ungulates, rodents, etc) evolved to poop while running. I wonder how many prey species got merked mid-squat before they eventually developed that ability.

First bear of the trip spotted — right in front of the two big golden bear statues of the Klamath River bridge. Spiro had thoughts.

God, please let the third time be the charm

Why is he called the Grim Reaper and not the Death Valet

As it turns out, you CAN run away from your problems

It wasn't until I quit Instagram that I saw just the truth of the analogy to other addictive substances, like cigarettes or alcohol. Some people can enjoy the occasional cig or tipple and move and move on with their lives, while others built their entire personalities around them.

Catching up on photos when I noticed this random dog was just straight-up hovering

The four words to come out of my mouth most often: "I *JUST* had it"

Between the constant driving and occasional hike breaks, I never really had time set aside for work on past sojourns. Trying to remedy that now, with occasional roadside stops for a couple hours of writing. Luckily, California roadsides can be real pretty when they wanna be.

Sitting in a cove by a small seaside town, getting wildly higher download speeds on my phone than I do in big cities.

"Loggers"

A dog followed me home

Currently

I can't believe Homelander and Butcher's moms had the same names. What a twist.

Imagine making post lauding marketable skills and using AI for the art rather than hiring a skilled illustrator.

People hating on Mixtape are joyless weirdos

It is genuinely stunning, how much they're able to get away with, so often and so brazenly

Not just the UK. So much of Europe wasn't built for the weather it's going to be seeing. Shit's about to get crazy.

this is a masterpiece

"WhY aRe YoU vOtInG fOr A bIlLiOnAiRe? ThEy'Re AlL eViL." There's evil, and then there's Evil.

"The ceiling had 872 tiles."

I will never tire of whiney white boy music DONTWASTE YERTIME ONME YERALL READY THEVOICE INSOIDMOIHEAD

Thank you, @latimes.com, for that massive The Boys spoiler right in the headline, you absolute fucks.

The Mandalorian and Grogu and Grogu