Fuck Harry Potter Go read Literally Anything Else, Anything at All

I'm dying

Man, I thought Philippine buses were chaotic. Bangladesh is legit Mad Max.

I've made countless pieces of furniture for this house, fully renovated two bathrooms and a kitchen, and completely overhauled the back yard/patio. Yet I'm prouder of these silly little pull-out trays than I am of any of those other things. They're just so handy!

Meanwhile if Obama had so much as smiled at a woman the wrong way, he would've been impeached.

Okay

The smarter technology gets, the stupider people do.

The worst person in America occupies the seat that is meant to represent the best of us

San Francisco's gonna have a LOT of cleaning up to do

The global epicenter of Divorced Dad Energy

The universe once again conspires to convince me to move to Spain

The Party of Family Values

How anyone in America can still support that unhinged maniac hellbent on destroying the country is genuinely beyond me

Accidentally scratched my paint job because, after dozens of times remembering to remove a stopper magnet -before- closing the door, I finally forgot, closed the door first, and it scuffed the paint. "You need to elude me every time," the wolf told the little girl. "I only need to catch you once."

Fuck everything about this and everyone involved with it

I wonder how much they wound up spending on it, total

He's not afraid of it when he's sending people into it, that is

The West has always been squeamish about bugs as a food source, but considering the ecological impact of livestock and the planet's current rate of environmental collapse, they may wanna start making their peace with grub burgers and cricket tendies.

Jesus Christ, when they said PARADISE s2 hit the ground running, they weren't fucking around.

I hate how accurate this is

Man, fuck Daniel Biss, that mealy-mouthed establishment shill

No one is allowed to talk shit about pineapple on pizza ever again

I miss when renaming it "The Gulf of America" was his worst international violation

When discussing the economy, "Hurting consumers is the last of our concerns" is a helluva take when you consider that the only other concerns are corporations and shareholders.

The sheer number of times he's reposted this makes me wonder just how often it happens to him.

Seems unnecessary to ask Bluesky for wrong answers when Conservatives have been providing them nonstop for the past few days.

Not a doubt in my mind that we'd have a D&D Movie sequel if not for streaming

"you could make the case that maybe we shouldn't be there at all" Oh so that's it. He plans to take over the country by giving all of his opponents and critics aneurysms.

Digging through my photo backlog and came across this one of Spiro and Bella and now I'm sad

This website is free

Okay this is wild

This number makes me regret not watching the Oscars.

I love when you randomly remember a show you enjoyed years ago, check to see if/when another season is coming out, and discover it's due in a week

It's MARCH

What is wrong with these people

So I guess the whole Firefly brouhaha was about an animated series. Huh.

"The bombings will continue until morale improves."

I may be the only person on Bluesky relieved the Buffy reboot isn't happening.

Of course it's fucking Texas

You love to see it

Got back Thursday afternoon, fell asleep that night no problem, slept through, woke up Friday morning great. Slept last night at 11:30 no problem. Woke up at 1:30 and haven't been able to get back to sleep yet. Welp.

"reputational damage" "You need to take these videos down because if people see what amoral sociopaths these guys are, it could hurt their reputations."

Holy Christ, Austin

I don't watch The Pitt. How many Filipino nurses does it have?

My travel box looks like the identity kit for the world's poorest superspy

AI is so stupid

Every part of that headline makes me happy