If you support ICE, you are genuinely inhuman. There is no middle ground.

I should not have eaten the sketchy leftover unrefrigerated French toast three hours before my dad's funeral (where I'm giving the eulogy)

Absolutely soulless cretins

ACAB means all cops.

I wonder if anyone has a counter for all the times it's been "over for Trump."

One major prevailing social theory is that abortion laws help curb crime because many unwanted children born into unloving households often grow up to become criminals. Welp.

I had to scroll through pages of Spyro gifs to find anything

Fuck is wrong with these psychopaths

The hypocrisy of calling someone a terrorist in order to intimidate them into not legally observing you.

This is a funny post but let's not bury the lede here: How do you bold text on Bluesky?

Only Elon would look forward to what everyone else knows to be a curse

Any of my homies playing Crossplay?

I hate this timeline

In less depressing news, Starfleet Academy is so extra and I'm entirely here for it.

Imagine this coming from any other administration in the history of the union and the media frenzy it'd ignite. Today it's barely a top story.

Had to bring this over for "rinses his ass" 🤌

NOT TRAFFIC HIM ACROSS STATE LINES TO A DETENTION CENTER, YOU WARPED GARBAGE PAIL KID.

Because the only way I know how to process the world is through a lens

Not a doubt in my mind this is thanks to some petty, limp-dicked meathead that hates the Giants.

Seen at the BART station as I head to the airport to fly to my father's funeral, hours after having to put down the family dog. Wry sense of humor, Fate sometimes has.

It sucks how much this part of life is just pain and loss, either your own or what you bear witness to. And so it goes.

It's done. I took her for one last walk down to the corner, and then the doctor came and it was over. Goodbye, baby Bella boo. Thank you for ten years of love and barks. I'm sorry I didn't get to take you out on one last adventure like I promised.

It's happening today. The in-home specialist will be here in an hour or so. My sisters are gonna FaceTime to say goodbye. My mom's doing her best to keep it together for Bella's sake. Everything about this sucks.

I had to see this, so you do too

The man who did a 180 on whether ICE is a terrorist organization because he was asked by Ben Fucking Shapiro thinks that world leaders need a backbone

I love how, any time anything unexpected happens with Him, we all immediately hope it's because the day is finally here.

She was absolutely right. And she would have been an amazing President.

If it is, god, please take Wambsgans too.

FOX channel interrupts emergency information to let a commercial run because who cares about human lives when there are ad dollars being wasted?

Last night my mom's beloved Bella started bleeding profusely from the nose. Today we found out from the internist that her numbers are precipitously low and she'll probably have to be put down within a few days. She's been with us over ten years. We're barely three weeks into 2026. I'm so tired.

Two days before flying out for your dad's funeral is a helluva time to discover you have way outgrown your only suit

So at what point is enough enough

As with everything else when it comes to Trump being held to account for his crimes, there is a vast gulf between "should" and "will."

"I'm not like other editors"

I'm sorry, they ding you if you look in a forbidden direction? What fucking nightmare is this?

Remember when Trump said he wished he had generals like Hitler's? Hmm? Oh, no reason.

They keep calling it "verbal assault" in the hopes that it will been seen as equivalent to the physical and sexual assault their agents have been guilty of time and again, but all it really does is highlight what thin-skinned babies they all are.

So, uh, think he does adult birthday parties?

I am sick of screaming.

But the fact that it was necessary makes me feel ashamed to live in this country.

We live in a time when a video like this makes perfect sense to anyone paying attention. Also — nobody should. 👀

Just discovered whereidlive.com. It's kinda fun.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

I reactivated my Google Voice account and found a trove of old voice mails from my dad. Most were butt dials (of course), but there are a number of legit messages in there as well. I listened to one, which may have been a mistake. I dunno. Ugh.

BYD is about to come to North America and eat everybody's lunch. The States is about to learn the hard way just how little the rest of the world really needs it.

I'm glad that he's doing this podcast. I'm glad that, after he made waves with a snappy, savvy social media manager, people are finally getting to see the unprincipled, glad-handing, feckless snake Californians know Newsom to be.

There has never been a more opportune time in American history for a third party to step in and take the wheel. Especially if it were a coalition party comprised of principled public servants who care more about their country than their paychecks.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

"verbally assaulted" Why are the violent unhinged gun-toting fascists always such big fucking babies