I named my fists the Beastie Boys because they like to go slow and low

Mocap actors are a completely different breed Also: A+ choice of music

When the question alone makes you feel a million years old

I know I won't shut up about Reservation Dogs but season three is just kicking my ass so hard holy shit

I'm not normally one to post cheesecake, but I have fallen in love with this picture of Monica Belluci like I'm Christopher Reeve in the gallery of a historic Mackinac Island hotel, and I must share it. Excuse me while I go hypnotize myself into time-traveling back to 1993.

Oh fuuuuuuuck yooooou weather.com/forecast/reg...

Folks today don't realize how much of a wild frontier the late-90s internet was. You could use FAKE credit card numbers online! And they worked! You could take over someone's computer with a tiny app, no hacking skills necessary! DNS hijacking was stupidly easy! It was absolutely nuts.

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A black man was found HANGING FROM A TREE on a golf course DAYS AGO, and I only found out from a tiktok video. Ten years ago this would've been front-page news from coast to coast. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY www.fox6now.com/news/brookfi...

Not me going out in the rain to buy rain pants because my dumb duck dog loves cold rainy weather more than anything and mopes when he's stuck inside

I don't even need to watch the video. Agree a million percent.

"How did Germans not know what was happening in concentration camps all across their country?" Because they turned a blind eye to it just as Americans are blind to what Trump is doing to countless Innocents.

"I don't remember a god damned thing about what's going on but I don't care because I just want to be done with this already" is probably not the right mindset to be going into Stranger Things with

I cannot stop thinking about this video a woman posted showing her on and off her ADHD meds. It isn't just that she's two completely different people, it's how much I've normalized the unmedicated version. www.tiktok.com/@soapboxshae...

Imagine finding out sixty years later that your parents had narced on you to the feds www.smithsonianmag.com/history/newl...

Okay this I can do. Five animals I've encountered in the wild: Whalesharks Tarantulas Macaques Alligators Horses

This is a legitimate tragedy. If it had been written in a movie it would've been criticized for being too on-the-nose. Trump was told he'd be potentially exposing them to unnecessary risk and he did it anyway. He should go on trial right beside the shooter.

The "introduce yourself with concerts" meme going around makes me realize that the whole "save every concert ticket you've ever been to" thing that some people do isn't just for souvenirs, it's for remembering. I've forgotten so many of the concerts I've been to.

I get the sense @jsharkey67.bsky.social and @ajacobs.bsky.social would appreciate this video of the Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performing at a cultural exchange event

The U.S. really needs to step up its PSA game. This was super effective (and chilling)

Leave it to him to head straight to the oyster beds, the stinkiest part of the beach, and go to town

Me, every morning

Thanks I hate that Black Friday is on Google's official holiday calendar

All of this Gabriel Knight talk has me once again sad that Telltale never tried to get the license during their heyday. It would've made for an incredible series.

Man I wanna watch but I loved this game so much (all of the GK games, really) and I'm afraid it hasn't aged well. I remember it being one of the only decent FMV games of the era, but that may have been because I'm just such a simp for the series. (And because I had such a crush on Joanne Takahashi)

Last Man Standing

I have spent so much time on hold these past few days, I've had a hold music earworm since yesterday. I'm this close to jamming a pencil into my brain to make it stop.

I can think of no better indicator of how shit the 21st Century has been than the fact that there are no lighthearted nostalgia comedies set twenty years ago

The current NPS price of admission is $30-$35 per VEHICLE, no matter how many people are in it. Raising it to $100 per PERSON would be over a tenfold price increase for a family of four. This is beyond absurd.

These would never get eaten. I would stand in front of them, swinging the cake knife wildly at the crowd of hungry guests I was keeping at bay.

You have ADHD

Edgar Wright's Antman And I would force them to release the Topher Edit of the Prequels in theaters

When I left Cali with Spiro, breaking up the Three Amigos that had been us and my mom's GSD, Bella, I was dead set on one thing: if Bella ever got sick, I would get us back there immediately so that we could be with her. Our leaving broke her heart, and I'd want to give her that comfort, at least.

Look at this smug 24-year-old motherfucker

Question for #tunesky and people hip to today's tunes: If I were looking for a new musician who would fit right in on a Liz Phair Melissa Ethridge Ani DiFranco Indigo Girls Aimee Mann mix tape, who would I wanna check out?

Spent 49 minutes on hold to ask a question that took the operator 24 seconds to answer. This is not the future The Jetsons promised us.

I miss case managers. Every time I call BofA to ask anything about my dad's accounts, I have to wait ten human minutes for the operator to read all the notes and familiarize themselves with his case.

I don't know why but it's weird to me to see Paul F Tompkins say "foh." Perhaps because he has resting "Begone, rapscallion!" face

Botox you think you can just steal advertising valor from plaque psoriasis and no none will notice, foh

Every time I see someone post a tiktok of them "dealing" with scammers by blasting their phone with a fog horn or banging a pot, all I can think of is if the person on the other end is a hostage and victim themselves.

I'd give it a shot. Four-fifths of the world's countries eat bugs on the reg. Clearly they know something we don't.

As someone who wrote a stupid little nothing "book" that has only gotten 34 reviews in two years, lemme tell ya that refreshing the page to see just one new 5-star review is a bigger dopamine hit than almost anything else I have going on in my dumb little life

What R&B legend was always looking for someone to make her a cake? Anita Baker

It is a legitimate travesty of justice that Reservation Dogs wasn't more popular than it was because it was so, so good AHO

Call Chase. "We can provide that form but it will take two weeks. Better to go to the branch." Go to branch. "We can't provide that form. You have to call." Go home. Call. "Only the branch can provide that form. Whoever said otherwise was wrong." 🫠

I'm so done with 2025 www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Between this and other replies — do Americans not eat ham as a meal (sammiches don't count)? Is that not a thing white people do because ham steak with pineapple is part of regular dinner rotation and ham is a Christmas staple in the Philippines. It's also pretty popular in Spain.

This one's tough because it already removed what I would've (yams). I guess I'll go with rolls because they tend to be pretty mid at family gatherings. Restaurant rolls are bomb; home rolls tend to be an afterthought.