Stupid, stupid, dangerous, arsehole, coward, wanker, twat. 😤

Kinnel… so Fartage has actually said that he knows it’s true that London is being changed to run on Sharia Law because ‘a taxi driver told me’ Where the fuck is Stewart Lee when you need him? #TheseDays

'Floating Boughs / Umami Over Still Water' (2025) -- I Could Have Stood Forever At the Water's Edge, Appreciating All the Visual Negative Space, Hoàn Kiếm Lake, Hanoi, Vietnam #BlueSkyMonday ✨ #Photography #Landscape #Monochrome #ClassicMono #EastCoastKin #JayceeCrawford

Weekday special offer on my OnlyFans from today’s shoot (for those who are a bit niche)…

Filming day - so obviously I’ve changed into work attire …

It’s all kicking off lads…😳😬

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

RAPTCHA

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Just popped out with the Moo… she’s looking for a Rapture apparently (which isn’t as good as a lacrosse ball in any case)

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Can’t buy class Gmorn

Holy piss If I didn’t have a finger nail I’d be without the tip of my finger ce soir As it happens I’m just without finger nail #sweetpotato

For fucks hake

Equinox shadows. Today we have as much day as night. Tomorrow the dark begins to take over.

Well hello Autumn 🍂 DM season is upon us

Spent most of the day standing in a field watching daughter play lax while having a 3 hour iPhone ‘pew pew’ war with son #DadJobs

You were all thinking it.

Like 😁

And as if by magic…

STILL fucking raining

Such a massive cunt 😡

Reply to a simple chicken breast recipe on BBC Good Food. 🙄

Th’Animals cold…

Tis a soup kinda day eh? 🍂

What’s that you say? The season starts today…? 🥍

Joy Reid is absolutely right. Their anger and rage will never be satiated. No action is ever enough. That’s why appeasement doesn’t work. These ideas need to be shameful again.

Americans really need to figure out if free speech is good or bad because it seems they're tangling themselves in some pretty big knots

Fuck. Me. The Bear is fucking genioid

Well here’s rather splendid old fellow - take note Leeds based amigos 😍 www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/retro/explor...

Brilliant.

Well that fucking worked! Bloody lush! 🤣😁

Bit of a gamble for The Animal…puff pastry tart with put lentils & cream cheese, roast peppers & roast cherry tomatoes, Cheddar and seasoning… 😬

Walk Ride GM was horrified by the recent news of a hate crime against Klaudia Mitura on the Ashton Canal. There is no excuse for violence, including this example of male violence against women. Incidents like this are made more likely by a widespread press and media bias against cyclists. 🧵

Of course Carrot and Stick systems aren’t appropriate and dont have impact with ebsa Ffs www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

‘Education’ system that’s not fit for purpose www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WE ARE NOT THE SAME! Stephen Miller said that Kirk's last message to him was a call to dismantle radical left organizations fomenting violence across the US and he will make this happen in Kirk's name. Right extremists were responsible for 75% of all extremist murders in the US from 2013 till now. 🤨

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Some cowardly action going on here. Never mind the ‘free speech’ irony.

Happy to report Aldi have a strong middle aisle game going into the weekend

"It is an attack on all of us. It is an attack on the American experiment, it is an attack on our ideals," he says, adding it "cuts to the very foundation of who we are". No. No it isn't, Cox. It's an attack on regressive, repulsive, divisive, fascist cunts.

"Your generation has an opportunity to build a culture that is very different than what we're suffering through right now. Not by pretending differences don't matter, but by embracing our differences." Spencer Cox Oh because 'embracing difference' is you forte isn't it, you massive fucking sandwich

Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now please? Hedgehog: No (One for you there @boredoftheoldone.bsky.social )

Oooh piss… is it Little Tommy Twat’s fash rally too!?

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

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Thoughts and prayers, London 😬😳

“Who’s that at the door, Lokes?” “I don’t know, you’ve just fucking sat on me you bastard ginger oaf!”

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You’re not telling me that’s just a coincidence are you?

Oh fuck off…