Here we go 😍

Home Telly box (Italian job) Cheese (obviously) What a fucking lovely week 🥂

Hope you’ve all had a great day Mawntins 4 me 🙂 Merrie Krismus

It’s on

When yr fambo know there’s not much you need/want but still get you the perfect gift 🙂 Very Merry Christmas you absolutely lovely lot - hoping you all have a restful day 💚

“Is that sheep over there, really small…or..”

W was really cold and v tired in the boozer in Keswick. Don’t think this was his intended look tbh

What’s that you say!? There’s an open top bus up Borrowdale? Yes fucking please 🙂

This time of year can be hard for some of us. Nine years ago a good friend of mine put his kids to bed on christmas night, said goodnight to his wife, went to a local park and committed suicide. Help is out there. spuk.org.uk

My speciality for this is "acocunts" and given that I only type this at work, I'm glad I've caught it each time before hitting Send

He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.

Lads…and lasses Do this if you need to, please 🙏 andysmanclub.co.uk

As Mags says …. Please talk.

So sad.... Just talk to somebody....

Ok it’s v sad really Feel a bit guilty for making light - but the police presence has been alarming to say the least Lots of people visiting and here last few days inc last night Sounds like he ended things himself - last night 😞 Jeez fellas - reach out eh?

Now it’s all kicking off- grumpy tenant has arrived too

Lot of investigating and plod ngl… No idea what tho. Sarah Lancashire has just turned up too. Feel a bit intimidated ngl… 😳😬

Update! A body 😳😕

5 old miners cottages in the middle of nowhere - old bill have been here all Morning. Begloved, checking bins and sheds… Ominous…

The joys of waking up in the Lake District

WFH be like

Roses are red Spreading cheer is her motto

Every time I read the name Bari Weiss I imagine a German tribute act to the late, great Walrus of Love.

Bsky: Bsky: When it was Now. invite codes.

lol 😂 Right now…

Stockports very own Neon Trilithon shining bright, to wish you a Happy Winter Solstice 2025 @helsmels.bsky.social

Xmas pressie for @davidjboughton.bsky.social

Choose your choc porn

Pint Really glad I wore my Groucho Marx glasses/nose

Fucking love this place

Truly a metaphor.... www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottis...

Drink?

I really really love this spot. A dip where valleys meet. Scafell and Great Gable behind. Derwent Water ahead (Cat Bells up to the left). Others have gone back so it’s just me and Martha in the quiet 💚

Closing in on Mordor…

Scafell Pike, keeping its summit to itself today, wrapped in drifting cloud

I do love spontaneous silliness like this.

This is great news 🦊 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Just to clarify. Bread served with soup is fine so by the ‘lump’, NOT ‘slice’

Good grief I love pastrami 😮‍💨

Animal: Can we watch the kings speech this year? Me: Why!? AnimaI: I just want to see if he wraps his little sausage fingers in bacon #Soproud

Another perfect diagram of Sunday evening/Monday morning vibes by Jill McDonald from a 1968 Puffin Post

The surprise bestseller in my Redbubble shop this Christmas was my dinosaur card, which has been on sale for multiple Christmases but somehow only got popular this year (go figure). Since it's a bit late to send cards now, here's my original Tweeted version for all your paleofestive needs!

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

Andrew Tate when his opponent isn't an untrained woman :(

deck the jaws of Paul & Tate Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

I don't generally condone violence but happy Andrew Tate Getting Battered Day.

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

I hate to break it to folks but no matter what your support needs or when or IF you were formally diagnosed, you don’t own autism.