Aldi middle aisle glory

One for our one and only 'Big Mart' @martinnutbeem.bsky.social Roses are red, Violets are blue, It’s Friday in Stockport Chippy tea’s due. Under the viaduct, Rain in t’ air, Neon from t’ chippy Glowing through drizzle an’ glare. 1/3

Right - bracing myself for a long Lax weekend with the Animal (Gloucesossestershire way I think) from early doors tomo So I'm smashing some loud bangers on the way home for Friday dadonalds - and this absolute beaut will be among them youtu.be/vEKJAw_tuxg?...

Emergency feel good post.

Worse Tudor leadership appointment since Thomas Cromwell 🤪

This Fridays random buys from the glorious Oxford Road oriental supermarket. But my fave noodle pot so far but I solid 6/10 The potato chips things have got a killer after kick!

50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much. (No, YOU fuck off)

Not the cheeriest start to Friday from me admittedly 😬😁🤦🏻‍♂️

Capitalism has already pushed us beyond the point of no return www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Office traitors is approaching endgame stage… so have had to get my shit together and make a trophy Sneak preview…

Fuck Jim Already hated MUFC but this has taken it to another level. And fuck INEOS too I boycotting all cunts and their associations henceforth

On the plus side today Gmorn 👋

And dont get me started on that utterly contemptible Man Utd cunt today

Set of fuck ers on the bbc news editorial team makes my bastard blood boil. Get fucked. (This post is for regular listeners who may have thought my account had been hijacked)

Just listened to a very short BBC radio news clip about the Canada shooting, and they still chose to explicitly state the perpetrator was “a biological male who identified as female”. In a clip that short, every word is a choice. That was an editorial choice. 1/4

Life’s luxuries There really is no better butter imo ❤️

Canal, Manchester, 1926, photo by E.O. Hoppé, German-born British photographer (1878-1972).

Love a gnarly old lump of wood…

He is BOTH. #Trump

Top notch #CloudBusting this morn 😁

Tradition dictates siblings decorate the others birthday cake with me. Tonight ‘The Animal’ helped create a replica of her bro’s birthday pressie #knob

Birthday cake decorating duties be like… #ffs

Cunts

You are a man with a fork in a world of soup #graffiti

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

Yes. Yes I am doing that funky, gangsta, dipping, long armed, dance/walk while clearing the kitchen…

Ok so Nanny hit 105 years old so got a letter from the king to add to the 100th from the queen. This must be a pretty rare achievement? Reaching that age is one thing - but letters from different monarchs!? 😳😁

Loves a chin rest

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A unique snow tunnel formed in the downtown area following a massive snowstorm on Sunday night. Courtesy: Philmoorhead/ Reddit. 📍 Devoor Court & Bloor Street, Toronto, Ontario, Canada 🇨🇦 #ONstorm #Toronto #Ontario #Canada

🥍WEEK 17🥍 Plenty of cup action this weekend for our U16 and junior girls! Elsewhere, Saturday is set to be a busy day with plenty of action taking place at the Cale! What are your predictions? #bleedblue #SLC150

Highly recommend @pebbleautism.bsky.social for neuro-affirmative assessments! Wonderful work!

We promised to throw the kitchen sink at this election. Well we've definitely voted for the right candidate with the skills for the job! Hannah & the Greens are taking the fight to Reform. Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

“Zia Yusuf, the party's head of policy, told the Times last year that his party would adopt a 'Trump 2.0' approach to immigration, saying: "We are going to move at great speed. It'll be much more like Trump mark two than Trump mark one" When they tell you who they are, you better listen”

This was posted in the new Epstein files release and removed about 20 mins later. Wonder why that is.

An interview with The Manc themanc.com/whats-on-man...

Oh no 😞 www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Oxford Road Oriental Supermarket random lunch n treats no 3 Bloody lovely quite sour noodle pot (bought purely on the basis of gorgeous looking pot) Office treats include butter popcorn (great bottle & bogof) & seaweed millet crackers 😍

Aw you’re killing me… today is a good day 😍 #chooooon

And anuvvah #choon

Choon

5 jobs I’ve had Lecturer Go kart ‘instructor’ Mgment consultant Meals on wheels delivererer Doorman/lifeguard

Staff at a Twin Cities yarn store put together a pattern for a red knit “Melt the ICE” hat inspired by the Norwegian resistance. They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along. They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.

The embroidery piece in the header image of this fantastic article is just stunning, but the one further down from Sarah Gonsalves with Renee Good's last words and her murderer's response literally took my breath away.

‘The Animal’ quote number 428 (To me) “Bro woke up this morning and chose annoying”

More suggestions please. I’m trying to help my little sister

Well this is amusing. Saw a post about a dog named ‘Susan from Accounts’ the other day and now just seen that Bob Mortimer has actually had pet makes for sale for a few years now… Who knew?

These fuckers 😤