Why do cats sometimes stop moving? Because they're on paws. (No... you fuck off!)

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Homelander is Hegseths hero for sure eh?

Lads - does anyone know which portable ev charger I should get. Its all a bit baffling - dont want to get something thats either shit or simply incompatible, and equally dont want to get ripped off . Hard to sort through on line ngl - need someone who knows about such ting!

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Happy New Car day to me! :-) Need to buy a three pinned charging thingy though (until we get an outdoor doobery installed). Bloody hell - another £150 or so 🫣

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“The research was carried out on behalf of Patriotic Millionaires UK, a nonpartisan network of rich people which campaigns for higher taxes on the ultra-wealthy, with members including the musician Brian Eno and the YouTuber and former financial trader Gary Stevenson.”

You’d’ve thought Lucy Connolly would have learned the dangers of posting sick shit on SM from the prison sentence she served for posting sick and inflammatory stuff on social media. But no…

That guy's got something seriously wrong with him. Imagine putting this effort in on this absolute fucking nothing of a story.

Hang it in the Tate

This temp phone is really really getting on my twat knobby tits its SO SHIT!! Fuck off

Cooper & BlabberMouf... what a combo 👏 👌

William Ralph Turner (1920-2013) - The Steps, Stockport - 1971

Can I just ask, #r4today, as you seem to be very keen to talk about and investigate Polanski’s council tax issue, why not the same feverish scrutiny over the far more troubling and glaringly corrupt £5M bribe Farage took from that crypto billionaire, Harborne? We can hear your strings being pulled.

Go on... what's the answer? Not hard to find out

Good grief, some Spurs fans really don’t do themselves any favours do they? Huge club - but simply not good enough all year (and beyond). The endless whining, moaning and blame-shifting every time things go wrong is painful.

Jarred Gillett deciding how much injury time to play #lufc

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Dodgy donations, painful piles and laughable Lee Anderson: Nigel Farage’s election day diary. A revealing look into the Reform leader’s private journal. (real, or satire?* Read on to find out…) thenewworld.substack.com/p/dodgy-dona...

Fucks sake Taxi!?

The reality of #localelections2026 ⤵️ 🟢 #GreenParty 📈 7% up on 2025 🟣 #ReformUKLtd 📉 4% down on 2025 #standtogether 💚❤️ #StopReform ⛔️ Source: @heccles94 ⬅️

This is VERY interesting. No wonder the media was concentrating on *councillors* rather than *votes*.

For some people, blind “Starmer can do NO WRONG” zealotry seems completely de rigueur at the moment - where any criticism, however valid, evidenced or plausible, is instantly waved away rather than even seriously considered. Come on. Do better ffs.

My knees fucking sore. And swollen. #FFS

One thing I’m noticing post-local elects is huge frustration from some loyal Lab supporters whenever people question Starmer or the govts direction of travel. Obviously there are lots of reasons for Labour’s struggles - not least the influence and hostility of large parts of the media landscape. 1/3

If you read them from the beginning they're the words of a dog who desperately wants you to come over because they've seen a frisbee

Who the fuck shows their id in a restaurant!? #WhatACunt #TopCunts #PaniniWorldOfCunts

„Hey, der quatscht über uns!“ 🐈 #CatsOnBluesky

If i was a neutral, I'd be well up for a Wet Spam win this afternoon - what a great run in at both ends of the table! But I'm not. Get em stuffed, Arse #ALAW #LUFC

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment. Take a look at my wares and please repost. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Thanks!

What a cunt

Oh FFS

Brew?

🔥 It's wildfire season across Scotland 🔥 Did you know that most wildfires are caused by human activities? 👉 It's critical to use caution around open flames and never assume that a small fire, like a campfire or disposable BBQ, is completely safe or harmless.

Piss Took a tumble down near the river. Knee and shoulder damaged but still working - phone sadly not ffs

Like a dad on the dance floor…

Yeah yeah… Get 5 in a row of these… THEN I’m Impressed guesstheparty.co.uk

If anyone’s interested. SUDEP.org I had no idea how many people, especially young people die of epilepsy. I will be putting David’s story on there next week. I will not let his death be forgotten or disregarded. #RaiseAwareness

Get in County! 💙

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I was today years old when I found out that Oswald Mosley's grandson is the CEO of Palantir UK. That's an episode of Who Do You Think You Are? that I'd watch.

Rain break for me & Dog face

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