Yum 😋 🍜

This looks really cool youtu.be/jbU7-7AuFic?...

Sotheby's auctioned one of Hokusai's The Great Wave off Kanagawa iconic woodblock prints (1831). It went for a staggering £17.5m! I have a large print of this at home (a copy ofc!)

Making one of my death row meal choices tonight. Mapo tofu. Can’t wait for this ☺️🍜

Only 15% of Britons want the UK to be more like the US—that's just three out of every 20 people. Unfortunately, that group constitutes the entirety of the UK's ruling class, along with the bolus of fascists, nativists, dupes, and pensioners that our political parties prioritize above all else.

On today's killing, I ducked into Pret along with many other gestapo. It was heaving and chaotic, but we formed genteel queues, laughing - "No, no, after you -" "Do you mind if I just?" - because decent. Because cooperative. Because positive. Because properly British.

Your gentle reminder that Elvis was a child molester. I dgaf if it's his birthday, rest in piss dickhead.

£150 off energy bills is a flat-out lie. The minimum wage has been raised to a level that *might* have been adequate a decade ago. They fought tooth and nail to keep the benefit cap. Prescription charges should be eradicated. Rail fares have increased. Somebody tell @kazself.bsky.social

if you're a government minister chatting this sort of ignorant shit you should be sacked immediately

@kazself.bsky.social Nothing says "my takes are fucking shit and I'm a pathetic right wing ghoul" like turning off comments, you know that, right?

NICE

Happy anniversary to this magnificent skeet.

Purple is impossible for a non American Connections Puzzle #942 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Can’t get a moment’s peace 🙂

I'm assured these are all genuine occupations, but it's hard not to hear many of them as casual insults. (From Craftland by James Fox, ISBN 9781847927866)

Abolish the whole fucking thing, burn it to the ground

This has been on my mind recently, no idea why

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen 🫠 youtu.be/_QDthx_WjwE?...

Curry chicken, rice and peas and a can of ting

Fuck it I'm gonna watch people foraging for Abalone in Jersey. News is too much,

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World Cup latest:

remember this easy pneumonic device to make sure you’re spelling diarrhoea the BRI’ISH way Dorris It’s reAlly Really Runnin Hard Out mE Arsehole

Yep. I've had The The's Heartland lyrics in my brain recently due to *flails arms about at the world*. It's just as poignant now as it was when it was released in 1986 under Thatcher. genius.com/The-the-hear...

3 months over winter with faulty heating. Apparently it’s being sorted next Tuesday! 🤞

Make America Great Britain Again

Some Mothras Do 'Ave 'Em

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Insisting that people pronounce it “Shawn Bawnland”

Just had an Amazon marketplace delivery of a new pillow. I did not order a new pillow and have not padded for one. Odd.

Did you know? A petard was a kind of medieval pair of assless chaps. The expression "Hoisted by his own petard" comes from putting a leg through the hole in the groinal area instead of the trouser leg and stumbling over slapstick style.

Everyone should make their own kimchi

How to turn excess hard veg into fridge-raid sauerkraut – recipe | Waste not

No new pictures where are you at mentally

Taking the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm because I already have a terrible headache and the constant beeping is making it worse

Just ban Twitter ffs

When you log in to Twitter in 2026.

@theblueststar.bsky.social waddya reckon? 14 of these lads?

Posting on the nazi CSAM site but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I don't agree with it

The rising use of generative AI tools like LLMs in the workplace is increasing the risk of cyber-security violations as organizations struggle to keep tabs on how employees are using them - especially if they're using their personal accounts.(By me) www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/persona...

i got u fam

Three years ago today, I took this picture of Trinket being silly. 🥰 #dogs

[America does somethimg American, Americanly] What are we, a bunch of Slavs?

Just eaten a full pack of Lidl Milk Chocolate Lebkuchen Rounds AMA

Just put these up on the shop, I'm dead pleased with how they turned out 😁 peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/4436...

Elton "spending too much time in the" John

Seeing as though it’s soup season, I made a batch of pork and prawn wontons. I’ll freeze them on these trays then bag ‘em up tomorrow. 🍜

The FT pulling no punches, but still maintaining an account there 🧐