In #JapaneseFolklore Oitekebori is a strange apparition that takes the form of a human ghost. One evening, two fishermen were fishing in a canal in Tokyo and they were catching more fish than usual. As they were preparing to go home they heard an eerie voice coming from the canal... #GhostMonth 1/3

Just had an email shipping notification for something I'd forgotten i'd ordered. It's a 6ft tall Hardy Japanese Banana Tree 🙂

Today my mate told me that she spent years thinking that smh meant “shag my hole” and I nearly crashed the car. After consideration, I prefer her version can’t lie

Just need the ring huh

so good youtu.be/V7qEG56zxdo?...

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! youtu.be/BgqtBm_oUpc?...

Philip Thingy United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990

*Laughs in Steam*

It’s been a while since I’ve eaten at the community centre on Wednesday 🙂

America has discovered the electric kettle. Can’t wait for the launch of iBrew.

Happy International Coffee Day! A German word that describes a coffee substitute, usually made from barley malt, is Muckefuck. It essentially means "rotting wood mulch" and can also describe any weak coffee. So next time someone makes you a bad coffee feel free to say "What the Muckefuck is this?"

One for the knife wranglers. Out late October.

Morning everyone blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

Listen to Mikey

When I have to visit the MiL

Did the Labour Party throw out Owen Jones from the conference? Very cool of Starmer et al, when he was blathering on about free speech earlier

It's a sausage casserole kind of evening.

'you won't stop reform voters by calling them racist'

Today I got in contact with Stellar the kitchen supplies people to see where my cutlery set is I ordered a week ago and was told “your order is on hold because you didn’t pass the online verification” WTF? They’re not even kitchen knives, they’re cutlery! The UK is so fucked.

This locomotive couldn't get through tunnels.

The very dimmest bulbs in the commentariat all just flickered simultaneously with the faint orange glow of relief that their man has uttered a few vapid sentiments entirely undermined by the actually racist Reform lite policies outlined by his own Home Secretary. Tomorrow, they brunch in peace!

Well. I've wanted to eat at SOLA for a few years, the food looks amazing, but after reading this, Victor Garvey is a complete piece of shit so I will never eat there. www.the-londoner.co.uk/the-rise-and...

@sianushka.bsky.social Open your Starmer rimjob thread to comments and quote posts you bloody coward.

3pm meeting with boss cancelled at last minute!

You may have a huge, young, beautiful, friendly Alsatian dog, I don't care how lovely they are, and yes I want to pet them, but please don't let them approach my elderly cat who is in a crate on my lap in the vets waiting room 😢

@kavey.bsky.social happy birthday! 🥳

Oh come on, I’m at home, ring the fucking doorbell!

Big conversation! Available tonight from midnight. 👇🏼

Decided that I'm going to start using some older words like sennight, overmorrow and yestreen in meetings.

tuesday

SMART RING: [rapidly constricting bone and cutting off blood supply] bleep bloop i’m detecting your heart rate is raised, can i suggest listening to a relaxing playlist? you can upgrade to AI playlists for just $19.99 extra a month,

What’s the worst city you’ve visited? It's subjective of course, but Derby and Luton would be my first answers.

You can choose your friends, not your family, eh? My piss is at a rolling fucking boil after this weekend.

Some more incredible scenes.

Labour now just going “YOU HAVE TO FUCKING VOTE FOR US WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH YOU WANT REFORM DO YOU THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT IS IT WELL IF YOU VOTE GREEN YOU WILL GET REFORM….YES THE PARTY WE ARE CURRENTLY COPYING IN A REALLY WEIRD DESPERATE WAY” full out.

I once again rage quit the government’s “change the address on your driving license” website, and they made me install a fucking app, they can fuck right off. How hard can it be?

Another write up for The Reg: "It's a different sort of war, but the hostility, the cyberattacks, the physical attacks, intelligence work, is extensive..." ex-MI5 chief Baroness Manningham-Buller told House of Lords podcast host Lord McFall of Alcluith. www.theregister.com/2025/09/29/u...

Beyond stupid, counterproductive penny-pinching.

Labour being more damning of the greens than reform, lmao

Mandatory volunteering is not a thing.

I want to introduce more people to the joys of a Finnish bun called Dallaspulla. It's like a cheesecake in bun form and totally delicious. I've worked hard to make my recipe perfect and I really hope some of you try it out.

MONDAY

Rachel Reeves talking about sanctions... on the poor

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

Park shart, Park shart, Shart in the park. Tried to just release it Now my underpants are shit