Rob H&ynes
@robonabike.eurosky.social
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats. Oxford, UK
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Alex Partridge
about 6 hours ago
Greater Manchester Police: We’ve concluded our investigation into alleged ‘family voting’ at last month’s Gorton and Denton by-election, finding no evidence of any intent to influence or refrain any person from voting.
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ᴄʏᴄʟᴏᴢ
about 3 hours ago
Not easy to read, but I like it anyway. Circular map of the Paris metro 🚇
#cartography
#metro
#map
#paris
#design
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I won't lie, I'm tempted:
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about 7 hours ago
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Sod the Mona Lisa, this is gorgeous.
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HappyToast
about 11 hours ago
Everyone's favourite polka dot noseybonks
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Daniel Peake
3 days ago
Here's one of the best anagrams I've seen in while - I didn't write this, one of our suppliers (hi Sophie, not on socials) did. WHO IS THE ANON MARE is an anagram of the song (by America) A HORSE WITH NO NAME
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Jean-Marc Liotier
about 14 hours ago
Chimney conduits - each apartment has his own, so the higher the floor, the more conduits. Chimney conduits are built with fire clay bricks - probably more expensive, so only used for that purpose.
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Avery Edison
about 1 year ago
"Add one small onion (finely chopped), then half an onion, then a quarter of an onion, then an eighth of an onion..."–Recipe for Mandelbroth
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Chimney porn.
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People who know building, please: Is this a (war?) damaged stone building rebuilt with brick, or is someone just being fancy, or is there some other explanation?
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* swells with national pride *
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The perfect cargo bike doesn't exis...
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Nick Stone
1 day ago
"Ryan Bridge, whose background is in compensation claims, and Elliott Stanley, who formerly ran a sex doll rental company." Sex. Doll. Rental. Company. 🤢
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Adroitly Absurd
1 day ago
“As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. Worse, he hadn’t been fed”
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@loudbasket.bsky.social
, am at one of those son et lumière shows. They couldn't even be bothered to use the proper Meeces version.
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madeline odent
1 day ago
everyone’s discussing how financially stupid this is and they’re right but it’s also logistically stupid. zero way to charge foreigners and not locals without a hell of a lot of racism coming out in the wash
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"...walks next to a humanoid robot (left)..."
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Angus Main
about 2 years ago
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell
2 days ago
Very disappointing to hear that "raise the colours" have been harassing residents in Oxford and once again seeking to use the flag to create an intimidatory and unwelcoming atmosphere. The county council should send a clear signal that these activities are pointless and urgently remove the flags.
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Dreadnought Holiday
2 days ago
You can separate the art from the artist all you want - it doesn't mean jack unless you also separate them from your money.
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If I won a billion on the lottery, I wouldn't necessarily mention it, but there would be signs.
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Sean Walters
2 days ago
Singer-songwriter Chip Taylor has died at 86. He was best known for writing two songs which became well known by other artists: “Wild Thing” (Troggs) & “Angel of the Morning” (Merrilee Rush, later Juice Newton), Taylor performing the latter in 2013.
#RIPChipTaylor
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuo...
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Chip Taylor "Angel Of The Morning"
YouTube video by Music City Roots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kCuoNGMzUlI
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Jane Hill
3 days ago
Six months ago today I filled in an online GP form saying that I had a hard bloated belly and it really didn’t feel like IBS anymore. That night I went to sleep in the gynae ward knowing that I had ovarian cancer. This is the post I wrote about that first day.
open.substack.com/pub/janehill...
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Have you got somebody with you?
Thoughts from the longest day.
https://open.substack.com/pub/janehill64/p/have-you-got-somebody-with-you?r=2f65o2&utm_medium=ios
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I initially read "sex coach" in the same sense as "love train", and it put a whole new complexion on the matter. On close inspection, I'm pleased to report no involvement with Megabus.
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Oxford Clarion
3 days ago
Oxfordshire County Council have announced that the legal action by Open Roads for Oxford Ltd (ORFOL) challenging Oxford’s temporary congestion charge has failed. The judge has ordered that court documents are to be made public. We will share the details of the judgement as soon as we have them.
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French is still the language of love.
3 days ago
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I expected the sign to be dimmer.
3 days ago
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Meh. It was far more impressive when it was on fire. 3/10
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Joseph Guhlin
4 days ago
Coconuts
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Jo Kibble (Political Animal)
3 days ago
Can’t help feeling it’s the word ‘patriot’ that should be in inverted commas here, not ‘drunk’, Manchester Evening News.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
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@craftycow.bsky.social
, cat rocking chair, spotted in a cat café in Paris just now.
3 days ago
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In principle, I'm not an admirer of cars, but just occasionally, in practice...
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War and Peas 🧿
over 1 year ago
Explain this, humankind
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🦊KopHoogte🦦
4 days ago
Anyone on here have experience with cat food from the brand Hill's for urinary stress? Or any other brand? I'm thinking about putting Hugo on this ( the vet suggested it ) . Does it work? A repost would be very much appreciated, thank you.
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fesshole 🧻
4 days ago
Funeral director by day, shibari instructor by night. Worlds collided a few years ago when a customer asked if her deceased (sub) husband could be buried in bondage. Boyo sleeps eternal in rope, gag, and chastity cage. She's got the key and wore it at the funeral.
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Mic Wright
4 days ago
He could have just written: “I am a wanker.”
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A single word* for the feeling that because you made it all the way through a book that was hard effing work, you owe yourself some shamelessly easy reading. * Not necessarily German; we've been through this.
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Heartwarming film in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
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4 days ago
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Paris photodump. You may want to mute me for a week. I'd mute me.
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Bonsoir, Paris.
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My french must be getting better; I still can't understand the French announcements on this train, but it's got so I can tell when the person speaking them has a strong English accent.
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madeline odent
4 days ago
told Labour that they’ve lost my national vote and they said that’s fine we’ll lose your local vote too
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Thoughts and prayers, please.
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Oxford Clarion
5 days ago
The scourge of cars parking on the Ring Road cycle track could be coming to an end. Councillors report that a missing crash barrier is to be installed at the bridge over the Weir Mill Stream, a Thames backwater. The lack of a barrier currently means cars can be driven onto the cycle track.
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Dr Sarah Brand
5 days ago
‘No, I meant do you have anything more you want to say about your job application?’
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Allison
12 days ago
I get logged out and I log in again
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Yonah Freemark
5 days ago
Currently on France TV, the new mayor of Paris Grégoire celebrating his victory by biking around on a bike share. He’s now taking an interview while riding.
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Just went from "Can't find one of the cats, woe is us, he is lost forever!" to "You little shit, get out of the airing cupboard right now!" in about 0.5 seconds.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
5 days ago
This is like outlawing shark attacks in cornfields.
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Ygrene
5 days ago
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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