I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

I was not sufficiently braced

Is there anything more infuriating than an informative, intelligent, well-considered thread delivered at a rate of one post every fifteen minutes?

Chris Thile is a global treasure and must be protected at all costs.

I prefer the one Robbie Williams did about Judy Garland: 'Minnelli Mum' #TOTP

Don't tell me they've changed the WiFi password.

I mean, how bad can it be?

Absolute peak enshittification, here. Unbelievable. "We've decided to hide the standard functionality of our previous product – you know, the thing you depend on – and put it in a drop-down menu that you're unlikely to find"

⭐A repost or a £ for this perfect baby would be amazing, please and thank you.⭐

Always worth every penny.

How cool is that www.sciencealert.com/arachnid-meg...

This is genuinely terrifying isn't it? No one should be this rich. But when it's someone like Musk, it becomes truly dangerous. He's effectively above the law. He can bend the world to his will with this kind of money. He's a real-life Bond villain and there isn't a real-life Bond.

I don't have any pictures to share on this particular machine, but I'm wondering if people are aware of the concept of the "watch sheep"? Whenever I'm passing a herd, I can always spot one or two sheep that appear to be on sentry duty,

Life tip: if you're laminating something you're gonna hang outside, cut the corners off before you laminate it, so that when you make holes for the string or pins or whatever you're using to hang it up with, the holes are just in the plastic and don't create an entry point for water into the paper.

When I bought my bike basket, I bought a spare at the same time, because it looked like it might wear out quickly. But it's fine after five years, so I may as well make use of the spare.

BREAKING: Trump administration must fully fund food aid benefits by Friday, US judge rules reut.rs/3LtkSQz

That's a wrap

Arlo is Karl Barks

Did no one think of "To Boldly Lego" as a slogan? www.lego.com/en-gb/produc...

Wow! 😮🤩 There's a new interactive map of Every Known Road in the Roman Empire!! 🤓 itiner-e.org We might have to have a lie-down.

Lamb as presenter, every breakfast telling the faithfuls they’re fucking useless now put down that fucking croissant and fuck off #CelebrityTraitors

I don't care if I already own books that include every word of this, which I well might, I still want it. I've lost count of how many copies of Kitchen Confidential I've lent out, with no real expectation of getting them back.

One of the most tech-savvy people I have ever worked with has just said "I will *ping* you a message when it's done". (My emphasis.) Not even the best of us is immune. Stay vigilant, people.

Which one is more English?

Important.

I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

"They probably sounded like words." Perfect dumbfoundedness.

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

Hi friends, can anyone suggest a walking stick holder for a bike? Step-through frame, and Clarijs panniers on the back, so thinking it probably needs to be along the down tube or seat tube?

1985. Still waiting.

Happy birthday to the most ridiculous thing I (and possibly anyone) has ever made

If I was a left-coded supervillain I would force people into this dilemma all the time because it's extremely funny

The Guardian has only ever published 15 zero-star reviews. Here they all are

🎶Selfie sticks are not afraid🎶

Going to write an "End Of The World As We Know It" style list song based on this.

youtu.be/7e2B-thaJG0?... JOHNNY CASH 'San Quentin'

The first tenant has been announced at Oxford North.

such remember. so gunpowder. much plot. very treason. wow

It's important here to distinguish between the moral point "the unfortunate voters didn't know Trump was a scumbag" (obviously bollocks) and the pragmatic point "voters who didn't care that Trump was a scumbag didn't realise that they were the marks" (often true; it's hard to con an honest man etc)

I'm selling some of my record collection to pay bills as times are tough. Please take a look or consider reposting, thanks chaps x

1. A broken box on a chair. 2. A brief struggle for possession. 3. An uneasy truce. Idiots.

I'm not Scottish enough to make a "War and Piece" gag. But somebody should.

Don't get me wrong, I have no objection to displays for remembrance for those who fought for our freedom. However, doing this instead of showing route information is not the way to do it. It confuses passengers who can't tell what bus is approaching them. Bus companies, please don't do this. ❌️

The origins of #wagerlkunst: In 1937, supermarket owner Sylvan Goldman noticed customers struggling with heavy baskets, until a folding chair sparked an idea 🛒 Whole story: hidden in ALT @wagerlgarage.sfizzz.de

dibs on Felony Footlong for my new stripper name

sorry everyone I’m just having a lot of fun with the congestion charge debate because look I live outside the ring road in a village with not great bus service and I personally think the CC is one of the best things to happen to Oxford this year

Obsessed with this live "bus tracker" map. Filtered for Oxford Bus Company but other companies and individual bus stops also available. bustimes.org/operators/ox...