Look, the Beatles were HUGE for me as a kid, and I still love them as much as, if not more than, the next #BeatlesGuy. But I’m BEGGING someone to put this kind of energy into the KINKS, for the love of god

Indeco IFP28X pulverizer with googly eyes.

Now's as good a time as any to restart the Good Things thread. Where else to start but: 1. That bit at 3.25 in American Trilogy when the horns come back in youtu.be/0FT3SmZ_zx0

Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?

It's #buyastrangerabook day today. Yes, I know it's not Wednesday. But I don't really want to do it on Christmas Eve, so here we are. I've offered a few books out already. Some are unclaimed. So, I'll do them again. How does all that sound?

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(Found the wizardry table. I happen upon this at ABC carpets and was entranced. Was kind of hoping there would be knockoffs by now.) youtu.be/PRsLKiqiDXg

Loved this on our walk today - a tiny cat plank bridge from a balcony to a tree in the front garden. 😊🐾

challenge – how well do you know Canterbury? (looking for an unidentified building and/or more volunteers to look at glass slides from the early 20th century!) collections.sal.org.uk/gls.02.1353

Me drinking from the skull of my enemy "does not indicate wrongdoing".

You know how it's apparently still legal to kill a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city walls - does it mean that you can kill them with a bow and arrow, or that you can kill them if *they* have a bow and arrow? Need a super quick response on this one please

Thinking of the actor Ernest Thesiger, who, when asked what it had been like in the trenches of World War One, replied "my dear, the noise! And the PEOPLE!"

OK. I've made a decision. Tomorrow is Wednesday, which is traditionally #buyastrangerabook. However, as you may be aware, it's also Christmas Eve. And I don't think I want to do #buyastrangerabook on Christmas Eve. So, I'm going to do it today instead. I hope that doesn't upset your plans.

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Please think about doing this if you can. I donated blood for years. It was one of the very few altruistic things I’ve ever done and it meant so much to me that I cried when they told me I couldn’t give any more. Please - if you can, it’s a lovely thing to do and you get free Seabrooks crisps.

Hello language guys! I found a note in my annotated Python scripts that says "squiffy" (as in "What ho, Squiffy") derives from "Asquith" and is thus upper-class. However OED just says "Of unknown origin". I assume separate uses then but anyone know of an Asquith-squiffy connection? #NotVeryXmassy

It was supposed to be 8 foot Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423950 From the 'Rob Reiner' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/robreiner/popular/ #RobReiner

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

hello skyline it is time to post the song of the season ~it's beginning to look a lot like FISHMEN~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tTH...

Oxford University Hospitals Trust has refurbished 17 abandoned bicycles for its staff to use. Bikes left on hospital grounds are repaired by prisoners in Aylesbury and Peterborough as part of a corporate social responsibility scheme called Recirculate. www.ouh.nhs.uk/news/article...

At one point Sully, making a rousing battlefield speech to fire up his warriors, literally holds up a fasces! "Together we are unbreakable"! This film is strictly fascist! Also everyone is angry all the time. AVATAR: IRE AND FASH.

My letter to the Oxford Mail today on… the cable car. 🚡🚠💚

Now that these fuckers can no longer do "trailhunting" I'm thinking of contacting them to ask if they do wasps.

"Tiny People In Your Soup" is a hell of an album title.

Shrooms 2 just dropped

Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.

"potentially complicating escape" The word "preventing" was right there.

Ok art folk, does anyone know who carved this sculpture? There is a monogram on the base. #art #sculpture #figure

My Mom has been in my house for less than 12 hours and she has already thrown out all of my condiments. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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@secondmentions.bsky.social "The brightly illuminated attraction" "The famous piazza"

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One of my favourite Xmas cards ever. @screwfix.bsky.social

Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

Christening the new oven. For the next ten days, we can actually SEE THROUGH THE DOOR! Until it gets filthy and remains that way for a decade

I’ve just learned of a place in Camden that’s like a conveyor belt sushi place BUT IT’S CHEESE

People who know #Dartmoor / #Plymouth, what are the lights on the horizon to the South, visible from Dousland and Brentor? The Tamar Bridge? Devonport?

He’s making a list He’s crossing it out He’s making a list He’s crossing it out He’s making a list He’s crossing it out He’s making a list He’s crossing it out Santa Claus is really struggling with his first draft

Sign at the car wash said 'no spoilers' No need for that really. We all know the cars come out clean.

So, hivemind: If you wanted to mount a pair of these irregular-hexagon speakers high up on a wall, angled slightly downward, and *sideways*, for space reasons, how would you go about it? I don't mind drilling fixing holes in them. Please no "Buy different speakers" answers. Please and thank you.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

If you choose to buy an SUV/4x4 to drive in the city, you have prioritised your own desires over the environment or the safety of others. That's fine - just ensure you fully understand what that says about you. Don't go around thinking you're a nice person.

I've read three Jane Austens in a row and I would like to see Autism and Audacity, where our heroine is just trying to intuit social rules and means to behave normally not audaciously, but her acquaintances are like: "Marjorie -- so bold!"

So *this* is why there are protected sight lines to St. Paul’s. Not for aesthetics, but to allow unimpeded targeting. Everything makes more sense now.

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

Three protests converged in Oxford today, separated by a cordon of 10 police on bicycles and police van.

Just seen Ickle Tommy Ten Names referred to as "Ewok Powell" Tremendous

Merry Christmas to everyone except the lady *loudly* humming "All I Want For Christmas Is You" in the Waitrose cheese aisle, leaving a trail of earworms in her turbulent wake.