I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

The word armadillo is borrowed from Spanish and simply means “little armored one.” But an even better word for an armadillo, in my opinion, is the Nahuatl ayotochtli. It means “turtle rabbit.”

I called UCAS today and completely forget where I worked 🙃 “Good morning my name is Heather Collins and I’m calling from…….. somewhere…. Oh god where do I work?!” Laughter on the other end of the phone 🤷‍♀️😂

I’m feeling in a ridiculous mood… 🙃😁

My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions. That is all. Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️

My life has become too sedate, I need to make more questionable decisions. That is all. Also, I like her grandma scarf ⬇️

Back at the sweaty person place after and absence of 2 months due to health issues. I know I will feel better for it, but conversely, due to the #MECFS I will also feel worse. But I am back, and it’s raining out so I’m giving myself double adulting points!

No your email did not find me well, it found me singing to my cat 🐈‍⬛

I’ve got my MJ playlist on while I work this afternoon, and I’ve been serenading my cat with “The Way You Make Me Feel”, including all the “hee-hee’s”. This is his reaction: #CatsofBluesky

I had a long call with a lovely applicant this morning, from London, who and ‘ting’ instead of thing. He said it so much that by the time it the call was ending I was saying it! 🤦‍♀️ Does anyone else find they are easily influenced by accents?

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Oh fuck off. There are dozens of valid uses for mobile phones in the classroom, there are apps designed to boost engagement. In an ideal world every student would have an access to a classroom iPad, but schools are skint. And fuck using Ofsted to police it.

So we only managed 18.5km of our run today but I’m OK with that! Honestly! Still raising funds for @refugecharity too www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5 and link in bio #runningpunks #brightonmarathon #londonmarathon #marathontraining #0n1ydan5

The phrase ‘a habit rooted in excess’ is funny to me, all my habits are rooted in excess. I genuinely don’t know how to have any other kind!

I have just cleaned out the detergent draw in my washing machine. My level of adulting is high today. #feelingaccomplished

I see a one man band fall down a staircase in town but don’t worry, it sounds a lot worse than it actually is.

A 10km leggings run because in the week on Insta I saw that someone told a woman that real runners don’t wear leggings So here is my morning 10km wearing leggings in solidarity I’m raising money for @refugecharity.bsky.social please donate if you can www.justgiving.com/page/0n1ydan5 #runningpunks

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I am at soft play with my grandson and I forgot my book…… I FORGOT MY BOOK!!!!! 😳😳 Thank god I have my ears buds with me and an audiobook. Still a shock to the system

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Still cracking up over this, so it’s getting pride of place as my pinned post for a bit 😂 #ENFJ

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First blood test to detect ME may be closer to becoming reality #EarthDotCom #EarthSnap #Earth

Does anyone know if it’s possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family? Arse skin for a friend.. 😁

This looks fabulous!!! I’m too far away sadly 😑. The villa looks beautiful too!

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Lining the drugs up! 😂 Life with a chronic illness #ME

Me lecturing my cat that he “cannot have treaties all the time, they are not a meal” while eating gingernut biscuits for breakfast sums up who I am as a person.

Well, it seems there is nothing else for it but to make a banana sandwich

None of my playlists are really “doing it” for me today. 😑

Been at work 90 minutes and I’ve only managed four applications, all head-scratchers. Two need more info, and one has a qualification I’ve never even heard of, so it’s off to quals review once I’ve dug as far as I can. Life in education admissions…

GS is wearing his boxer shorts on his head and trying to touch me with them, apparently it’s his “attack wig” 😂😂😂😂

Sleep, stress and sunshine: endocrinologists on 11 ways to look after your metabolism

The sporting continues with several rounds of Hungry Hippos, during which he blatantly cheats by sticking his hand on the board and sweeping the marbles into his hippo’s mouth. So I introduced him to the anti-cheat move, invented by his mum and deployed against his uncle many times.

Sports thread: Saturday with the GS has kicked off with a fierce round of sofa-croc football. For the uninitiated: I lie on the sofa (strategic move), we bat a mini football back and forth with a croc, and try to score past each other. Much laughter. Zero athleticism.

I identity as a threat, and my pronouns are try/me.

My grandson got his hair cut today and the hairdresser styled it with gel (adorable!). I told him it smells nice and now he’s repeatedly trying to sniff his own hair by moving his nose up towards it to ‘catch’ the smell 😂😂

Just remembered one good thing, I had a compliment on my rucksack, as i was using the hood ☺️ www.amazon.co.uk/BEOSOFLOY-Vi...

Anyone who chooses to put out walking in the rain is a psychopath #feckingdrenched

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@sentimentbot.bsky.social Ok let’s give this a go