me, when i have to interact with the real world for even one (1) second

Why oh why in the year 2026 is anyone asking Peter fucking Mandelson's opinion on anything, let alone printing it in a paper? This is rhetorical, by the way

If Ange had been given a gooner cup, he'd have walked up to the nearest camera, dramatically crushing it with his massive fist, cast it down, stamped on it, then bellowed, ”IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO MATE”

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

First day at archery for 3 years, and I can still shoot, which is a blessing. Mind you, since I last shot I've gone from being a full time academic to a full time stone and metal wrangler- and it shows in my strength. I'm gonna need a bigger bow!

America is in need of its greatest hero. Absent too long. Everything is in danger of collapsing. The final end. Who can save you now? <off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind> Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN

You don't know these benefits, they go to a different economics

Inside you there are 2 Anarchists:

I don't even know him

Remembering Sandy Denny on her birthday youtu.be/gvdr_kilrw4

I know I'm very late to this but the Cure one really got me

This is Peanut. His name isn't Peanut because he's small. It's because he is a lethal threat to a significant portion of the population. Still 13/10 (IG: peanut_tacoterrier)

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we have the best parties in Glasgow.

Duane Dibbley?

As someone who has met a lot of horses over the years I can confirm that every one of these is in fact correct

Gordon Ramsay vs Lord of the Rings (sound on)

Whenever I'm digging a massive, exotically-shaped dod of hardened piss-sand out of the cat's toilet with my wee plastic trowel, I like to pretend I'm the hairy lad from off of Time Team, unearthing a mystical viking artifact to please Tony Robinson.

“you won’t get away with this”

“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”

@simonguy.bsky.social woodland portal for you mate

2-minute comic

Just a reminder that listening to BBC World Service in the mornings is far superior to listening to the Today programme. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass

the only thing more frustrating than realizing all the 90s linux guys were right is the knowledge that they realize it too.

The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hello, I'm my own fucking stupidity

This is 100% correct

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

New TV programme about #railwaystations starts this Thursday on #More4. First one features York, when I'll have a few words to say. www.channel4.com/programmes/b...

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New Year, New Mi(ni)! I'll make one good Mini out of these two knackered ones, just you watch me

1. Frank Turner, Beautiful Days, August 2. Lottery Winners, Halifax, November 3. CMAT, Birmingham, December 4. Will Varley and Jack Francis, Oxford, December 5. Nick Parker, Beardy, May

🥁✨🎉 **My Top Image of the Year · #1 of 10** The jaw-dropping early C16th angel roof at St. Wendreda's in March, Cambridgeshire. Sir John Betjeman said it was “worth cycling forty miles into a headwind to see.” 🤔 He was right.

Happy new year everybody.

What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

It's 2026! Feels like only yesterday that it was 2025! HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's a new year! Can you feel it? Keith Harris certainly could. "YEAH!"

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

I think this could work

The year's last light #Shetland #happynewyear

The numbers are in and I can finally reveal the end-of-year stats for 2025: - Congrats to fans of the Assassination of Julius Caesar! 🗡️🏆 - 11th place up to 2nd place ⬆️ - Pompeii vs Mt Vesuvius makes the top 4 🌋 - The human ear finishes in Jth 👂 - Enthusiasm/Shoes finally makes it into the top 9b 🤯

I have absolutely no information to share about this church roof other than I think it’s magnificent Must do better S France

🕛 At midnight, new creative works enter the public domain in the US. 🎙️ In the latest Future Knowledge podcast, James Boyle (The Public Domain) explains why the public domain matters & how digital enclosures are quietly fencing it off. 🎧 Listen now ➡️ futureknowledge.transistor.fm/episodes/the...

This hits differently when you realise she’s in the bath with a short, bald man.

I am George Smiley!

At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.

I reckon anyone who enjoys the sort of rural vehicular nonsense that @bigdaftdad.bsky.social and me get up to will enjoy this scrap metal legend's YT channel. The photo montages alone are worth a watch for comedy value youtube.com/@andyourpoin...