long distance running in the summertime basically involves anticipating which part of your body is going to chafe in a particular piece of kit, greasing yourself up like a pig and then squealing in agony in the shower afterwards as the water hits all the abrasions you missed

been offline and in the garden all day saw a cute baby at the garden centre and now i'm baking flapjacks, and raspberry and white chocolate cookies 10/10 would recommend

The apocalypse will happen and we'll tell you exactly when but no it's not that date, not that date, not that date, lol not that date, we weren't religious when we thought the apocalypse was coming in the 80s and then didn't happen but now we believe god told us to prepare terravivos.com/management/

dealing with the perimenopause today by eating cheese

it was 25C yesterday and now i'm wrapped in a blankie summer is OVER

My vagina, in the top 0.0001%:

my vagina: i bet we could take her

get in, losers, hot girl summer is OVER we're doing what girl summer where we stare in horror at the news while muttering 'what?' over and over in disbelief

Now ask the dads how much they had to curtail their creativity/productivity after they had a child...

When I am in flow writing state I feel the creative power of the universe flowing through my fingertips. I am become GODDESS. Why the fuck would I give that over to a machine? Fuck anyone who does and fuck anyone extra who thinks I should.

UNDER WATER by Tara Menon might be my favourite book I've read so far this year 🌊🌀🐟

My large gametes (eggs) are produced by my o(h shut the fuck up, JK)varies

does this mean i can say i've been working in TV for nearly 30 years??

BABY LYDIA IN BALLYKISSANGEL 🥹 I think I was only 22 here

Fun fact that not many people know about me: I was an extra on the uber twee, A to Z of Irish actors, og hot priest, sinful (a priest and a barmaid? kissing???), pre-Colin Farrell hit Irish TV show BALLYKISSANGEL Season 3, episode 4

those of you who know me well know that i will read pretty much any speculative/near future/dystopian fiction drop your faves below, especially if they're written by women (inc trans women pls and thank you) so i can get another list going #booksky

#alttext A square white sticker on a metal pole. Text reads: Arnotts Est 1943 we killed a guy on Henry St

Respect yourself. Stay humble, hungry, curious, hard-working. Help others.

brb sheep-dipping myself in factor 50 😭

jaysus 🙃🚶‍♀️👣

I've been ranting about this for MONTHS Every single penny that's stolen by AI is a penny that ends up in a tech bro's offshore account instead of circulating in the local economy We are simply not ready for what's coming by that money being funnelled upwards instead of staying in our pockets

We're in Bearna, Co. Galway getting something to eat and I am DYING at the doggy portrait gallery in the bathroom corridor

hello from the County Clare!

it's always dog o'clock somewhere

actually, it's four titles 🙃

The one thing we still have and that the tech bros can't control (so far) is the free will to not use bad tech that's being shoehorned into every aspect of life.

if anyone wants to know how long it takes to get TV/film projects off the ground, i'm about to send over a rewrite for a pilot script that started out as a feature in 2017 three titles, two story locations and one expired shopping agreement later, it's now optioned and in dev w/a prod co it's 2026

This is a composite of the Moon, Mars, and Earth I made. The Moon and Earth are from Artemis II, and Mars is from the Psyche mission. Each image was taken *in the last six weeks*

Our society is obsessed with adolescence—all the stories, all the media, all the romanticization and horror of it—because it is the only metamorphosis cis males go through, and metamorphosis is legitimately a big deal. But people with uteruses go through a second one, and it is ignored.

Say his name Yves Sakila Say his name

it's 7:14 am here and i'm sorry to say that the men are at it again

Woke up with a microblep #DailyDoggo

read the books and stories you love

is my dog loving and cuddly and snuggly with me? no did she at least miss me while i was gone? also no 😭

we're going home this afternoon so naturally my mother has been packed since wednesday

'broccoli' has no business being spelled that way

continues to be the WORST

horrible here, simply horrible 😬

look look at baby lydia 🥹🥹

just landed in spain, my taxi driver asked me if the radio choice was OK si i say, si, and ronan bloody keating comes on

is it everyone's first day on earth because i swear to god

me, a timid irish art thief

me, a timid irish art thief

Irish government: migrants and refugees need to integrate into local communities *migrants and refugees integrate, build families and community, get educated, get jobs* Irish government: not like that!

An *actual* attack on rural Ireland #Spéirgorm www.irishexaminer.com/news/spotlig...

hungover and on the way to the municipal dump 🙃😭

watching THE WEST WING and just crying every time John Spencer appears on screen 😭😭