When Rebecca Solnit asks you to turn a thread into an essay, you fucking do it. jessica.substack.com/p/cbs-news-f... bsky.app/profile/rebe...

of course 2025 (worst year of my life in 15 years) ends w/me being sick as a dog. so no end of year thread of what I've done (sorry). but as always, you can find links to *all* my online writings here: juliaserano.com/writings.htm... & please support my work on Patreon: www.patreon.com/juliaserano

I missed this two years ago, in the Twixtmas blur. It’s beautiful.

For my gay hockey show friends just discovering the joys of audio porn, have a look at @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s massive free archive! www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/ #HeatedRivalry

This has been my experience too. Not sure why else so many of them would get so upset when they read my writing about my sex life etc., given that I’m never going to fuck them so it’s not as if my choices affect them in any real way 😂

This time last year - an ugly break up from an ugly guy. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/this-ti... Looking back, I am still shocked and heartbroken that I extended so much understanding to this man. And if I'm honest, I'm still light-years away from being able to trust anyone new.

"On the train back south I rest my head sleepily on her shoulder, stare out of the window at the rain lashing down, and breathe in her smell." Guest blog from this time in '23 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kinky-r...

Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own. And one day you will be rewarded with your very own toddler wearing a gruffalo rucksack.

#ICYMI my round-up of the top smut, #AudioPorn, guest blogs and illustrations that went live on the site this year. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-se...#ICYMI#AudioPornClick the links to read/hear the stories, and share your favourites. Huge thanks to everyone who helped keep this show on the road in 2025 ❤️

Absolute fucking filth.

Absolutely, but I did trap myself in the bathroom of a hotel room, in Rome, because I shut the door. I managed to get it open again but not before I had tried calling for help and alerting everyone to my predicament. Top tip, if you are on your own you do not need to shut the bathroom door.

EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I've tried. Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-se... #NewYear #SexBlog

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Because when men are dickheads, sometimes you just need to break stuff about it. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/break-s...

"There’s a neat shorthand for ‘you’re a disgusting slut’. One which zings with extra power because it’s as if you think so little of me, you can’t be bothered to form the words to tell me just how filthy you think I am..." NEW #AudioPorn. Not festive at ALL. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in...

That time of year again!

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

"There’s a neat shorthand for ‘you’re a disgusting slut’. One which zings with extra power because it’s as if you think so little of me, you can’t be bothered to form the words to tell me just how filthy you think I am..." NEW #AudioPorn. Not festive at ALL. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in...

"He grips his cock through the denim of his jeans and tries to focus on how he might unwrap her without spoiling any of the beautiful things she has shown him." Christmas #AudioPorn to tear into with gusto...

Rolling this one out again because it's my favourite #Christmas thing I've ever written (mildly erotic, not super filth, mostly cute)

Who fancies a Christmas #threesome? This incredible festive #AudioPorn is written and read by Sherryl Blu... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/christm...

i made a bot that posts random wikipedia birds if that would help

Just read a BBC article about thieves who targeted gay men using Grindr. They threatened and humiliated their targets, hoping they'd be too ashamed to report the crimes. The blatant homophobia used by lawyers in court about the victims is really awful! It basically reads as 'they deserved it'!

This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration

BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

‘You’re on my nice list but just for tonight I think I’m going to move you to the naughty one.’ Super-sexy guest blog from 2022 - Festive fucking and a genderflipped Santa! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/santa-o...

And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.

CN Rape. This makes me want to burn the world. Additional: why the fuck are we now listing arrested criminals by race? These are dark fucking times on so many levels, Christ.

Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them

🏳️‍⚧️✊ #OnlyConnect

There's nothing quite like being the grown adult man sat in the middle of the backseat of a car to remind you of your position in the social hierarchy.

NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons: thanks for picking the strap-on one in this month's vote. Fuck yeah! www.patreon.com/posts/3-pegg...

Love this! And love the various solo holidays I have taken.

The strongest memories I have are of the things I've done solo I've done fancy holidays with partners, but that's a shared experience and it's a different feeling When you do something on your own, the memory is 100% yours to keep and I love that

I am far more terrified of wasting precious years than I am of being alone. NEW blog: Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/do-it-o... Gorgeous art by @stuartcb.bsky.social ❤️

"He slaps my tits with the spoon. Direct blows to the front of them. Your hands are at my ass, each holding one on my cheeks." NEW #AudioPorn by @gdwsundial.bsky.social#AudioPorn- the next in her amazing Sunday series to round off your weekend!

Closing the year with one of our highest ever polls. Thank you everyone so much for your support and determination this year. We're all just getting started. Join.greenparty.org.uk

I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

My god. It's full of stars. This sparkling #JWST stellar scene is Westerlund 2, a young star cluster only a few million years old and containing some of the hottest, most massive stars known. Westerlund 2 is situated within the Gum 29 stellar nursery, and is around 20,000 lightyears from home.

It's not just David Walliams who should suffer professional ruin, it's all the senior staff at his publisher involved in implementing a policy whose only possible interpretation is that they believed that he represented a danger to their employees but continued to work with him anyway.

UPDATE: Aaron has been in touch to explain the Greg Davies conundrum: theguyliner.com/impeccable/a...

In the latest Guardian Blind Date, he's underdressed, she's obsessed with Greg Davies, and it's flu season. My review:

Following the Jake Paul/Anthony Joshua news, I am leaning on my sex influencer status and officially challenging professional porn performer Small Hands to a bout of sex. Come at me. 🤤

Parents! Carers! Anyone taking care of children over the Christmas holidays! My regular reminder of this thread of TOYS you can make from scrap materials, all of which work due to some sort of interesting scientific principle

(Something we enjoyed making clear in follow up stories over the years…)

Genuinely one of the worst articles ive ever read. I had to walk out of the room after I read this part

"My guy still sat there and watched but now he had a look of desire in his eyes too." Stunning festive #AudioPorn from this time last year by Sherryl Blu!