Just. How are people still using this shit lmao www.askamanager.org/2025/11/the-...

In honour of Geoff from Portishead sex shaming those of us who like to have sex to Portishead albums, here's an old blog post with an aside about sucking dick to Portishead. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/persona...

One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-... (off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)

Seems like there's some diminishing returns kicking in here lads.

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

“Clean up your mess.” NEW messy, horny, three-way #AudioPorn by @gdwsundial.bsky.social - with hot new art by @stuartcb.bsky.social! Someone on Patreon said this is their favourite in the series, and I might have to agree, it's INCREDIBLE! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-... #MMF #Messy

[£80 call-out fee]: oh yeah, that's definitely a flag

Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Don’t harsh my fucking vibe, Geoff.

"His hot breath against her skin, and his hand busy pinching one of her nipples stirred something in Juniper that hadn’t awoken before." NEW guest blog by Adeline Panamaroff - a hot encounter with a semi-stranger in the back row of a Star Trek screening... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/humilia...

I tried to write about the Epstein emails and Trump and I'm just repeatedly running into a brick wall. We know all this already. We have been told about it in great detail. We just don't believe the victims. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_...

Want to write your own #erotica? Here are a few tips on how to make #consent clear and sexy.

Men who repost porn without credit, adding nothing more than your own drooling comments: your timeline is merely a monument to how little you respect sex workers - and women in general. Fuck you.

"I just want to say a massive thank you for your beautifully considerate, layered and moving response to my question. I knew that writing to you was a good idea!" #review m.soundcloud.com/culturesexre...

I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips. What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else. Here are five of mine. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest... Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

I'm crowing today because traffic on my site appears to have reached take-off velocity at last - thanks largely to @girlonthenet.bsky.social championing my writing. Thanks also to everyone who's dropped in. Hope to see you again soon! Jx

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London people! I’m playing at Aces & Eights one week today. It’s a lovely venue, that does lovely pizza, and the whole lineup is lovely* too: 20:00 Emilia Slade 20:45 Katie MF 21:30 Non Canon All done by 22:30 £10 advance, more on the the door wegottickets.com/event/673125/

Here's one I made earlier on Ofcom building mass surveillance regimes outwith the realm of judicial scrutiny, hiding behind The Children to do so internet.exchangepoint.tech/it-was-the-b...

Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?

This is what gender solidarity and collective action to oppress women looks like, Part 3: the male NYT reporter using his professional position to help Jeffrey Epstein protect his crimes from public exposure.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

Epistemic violence against sexual abuse accusers—smearing them as deluded, crazy, or incompetent—is something rapists know works, and they conspire to do it.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

In the 80s and 90s, newspapers (well, tabloids) in the UK would run countdowns and front page articles for when child actresses would turn 16 or 18.

This Helmut Newton photograph of Charlotte Rampling doesn't really have any nudity but still manages to be about the naughtiest thing I've ever seen.

This story by @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social about Landon Thomas, former NYT reporter now appearing in the latest email tranche, soliciting a $30k contribution from Jeffrey Epstein? Yes, you can read it here www.npr.org/2019/08/22/7...

This person thinks the existence of women who betray women--as Ghislaine Maxwell did for Epstein--is some sort of gotcha: as if male solidarity can only be real or important if it is undisturbed by the complicity of women. Every oppressed group has traitors. Systems of oppression reward turncoats.

What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks. People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Re-sharing because I was talking to mates recently about this issue and one was surprised by how common it is. So FYI, it's actually pretty common to not be able to ejaculate during sex. If this is you, you are not 'weird' or 'wrong' or 'broken'. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/delayed...

The actual conspiracy theory is that multiple women independently lied, with apparently nothing to gain, and much to lose, about Trump’s entanglement with Epstein. katemanne.substack.com/p/the-actual...

These are lots of fun 💜🖤

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips. What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else. Here are five of mine. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest... Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

Wanna come hang out with me on Sunday 30th November? I'll read you some smut from the archives, answer your questions, and generally brighten a cold winter evening. Join Patreon for $2/£2 to get access to this. x www.patreon.com/posts/come-h...

It’s extremely appealing, that curve of someone's bald head. Mesmerising beyond words. In lieu of words, I like to stroke it with my fingertips. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hot-bal... This time in '23

It’s legal for me to do my job, and legal for you to enjoy the work I create. But the government is proposing banning the only tool that makes it possible for me to accomplish it.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Honestly, if the apocalypse doesn't involve a giant orgy, I'm out #dystopianromance #booksky #romantasy mybook.to/ClockworkBut...

girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes

Have you noticed how these advice pieces always recommend mandatory sex but never mandatory picking up dirty laundry, sticking on a load of washing or scheduling regular, compulsory cleaning and tidying, or putting out the bins?

Since nothing's changed in relationships advice over the past couple of decades let's just remember that if you're busy, exhausted and have small children then compulsory date nights and sex become a chore not a pleasure. Childcare + housework + being taken for granted is often the underlying issue

Schedule mandatory sex to stop your partner from straying. No, we've not blundered into sex tips circa 2003, it's the BBC's advice, today 🙄 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"I start with shallow gentle strokes of my shaft. I can’t see what she is doing under her desk, but she is watching every stroke now." Stunning guest blog (and TRUE STORY) from this time in '23

Incredibly bittersweet to be published in Teen Vogue this weekend after devastating layoffs, including my editor for this piece. It’s about how beauty influencers have fallen into and become part of the alt-right pipeline targeting girls and women www.teenvogue.com/story/womano...

Gerard Way plays MtG 😍

I thought this was photoshopped but no, oh no indeed. Someone spray painted a goat for last year's #Respectival. www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-n... That's their idea of a "poignant tribute". Wow.