Girl on the Net
@girlonthenet.bsky.social
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Sex blogger, audio porn producer, collection of atoms and stories.
https://www.girlonthenet.com
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Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life:
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-sim...
Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by
@stuartcb.bsky.social
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Pointy
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Shameless. And that final tag… ⚡️
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The perfect first kiss is not the one that happens because we’re both tipsy and time is getting on so we should seal the deal now before we get any drunker. The perfect first kiss is the one you make me yearn for. Pulse for. Whimper for. (this time last year)
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Kissing at the speed of consent : the perfect first kiss is the one I yearn for
The perfect first kiss is not rushed, because you're eager to seal the deal. The perfect kiss happens at the speed of consent.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kissing-at-the-speed-of-consent/
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Henry Mance
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Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts
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sexy pride month lukedovician
1 day ago
It's objectively funny that grindr is serving up AI Girlfriend ads
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sexy pride month lukedovician
1 day ago
Hope this helps
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Patreons! Bonus
#AudioPorn
that I recorded because I'm ill and bored and want attention. It's part 2 of the
#Anal
hook piece I read you in the monthly update. If you like anal hooks, brutal sex and utter degradation come have a listen.
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
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BONUS: Anal hook part 2 (Degraded) | Girl on the Net
BONUS: Anal hook part 2 (Degraded) by Girl on the Net on Patreon. Join Girl on the Net's community for exclusive content and updates.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-anal-hook-159734962
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Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life:
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-sim...
Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by
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Luca
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They even self eject 😂😂😂
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Patreons! Bonus
#AudioPorn
that I recorded because I'm ill and bored and want attention. It's part 2 of the
#Anal
hook piece I read you in the monthly update. If you like anal hooks, brutal sex and utter degradation come have a listen.
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
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BONUS: Anal hook part 2 (Degraded) | Girl on the Net
BONUS: Anal hook part 2 (Degraded) by Girl on the Net on Patreon. Join Girl on the Net's community for exclusive content and updates.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-anal-hook-159734962
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Marie Le Conte
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oh god I've completely lost it at this
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Seth Rosenthal
23 days ago
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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moby dickgirl
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As someone living in such a country, I have a growing suspicion that this is what the new "adult content" filter was actually intended to achieve
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Something I've not seen mentioned that much is that if
@bsky.app
marks entire accounts as 'adult content', those of us who live in countries with digital ID laws won't be able to see our friend's accounts unless we age verify or use a VPN. Great 'social' network you have there.
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~daniel_barker~
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Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.
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Found a new book that ripped my heart out then stitched it back together.
www.goodreads.com/en/book/show...
Set in dystopian future climate apocalypse East London: weird biohacking, a fight against evil, and being punk as fuck in the face of despair. "because we are alive and it is beautiful."
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Extremophile
Charlie and Parker are punks by night, biohackers by da…
https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/203579109-extremophile
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Paul Scott Canavan
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Hey,
@bsky.app
, this sort of moderation is absolutely insane. This is my friend, I just wanted to see what he was up to. You have a huge artist community here who helped grow this site. If you keep this up you’re going to drive us all away. Sort it out.
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Sex Blog (of sorts)
1 day ago
I … I don’t think I’m reading this the way they meant it 🤨
#storyideaofsorts
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris
3 days ago
I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1
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Nick Simpson
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A totally stolen quote, but “Having money’s not everything. Not having it, is”.
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Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life:
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-sim...
Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by
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"Among other things, I vowed to give him my absolute obedience, and he vowed to put my care above all else in his life." This time last year, Komplicated Kitty told us all about her intimate collaring ceremony... #BDSM #kink
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"The risk of getting caught is too much so we won’t do anyth- Fuck." Fabulous #AudioPorn from this time in '24 by
@jmseaborn.bsky.social
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Fucked her face in the street | Audio porn by JM Seaborn
Maybe the man walking past will see. Maybe he'll watch as she gets her face fucked in the street - Audio porn by JM Seaborn.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fucked-her-face-street/
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LEAVE GABRIEL ALONE my god.
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Raya ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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“That’s the appeal of the fantasy; all the hard work happened off screen and you just get to reap the rewards right away. But that’s not how life works” 👌
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erika
2 days ago
big fan of whatever is wrong with you
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To be fair that is exactly what I want from a Killers set - 30 seconds of each of the memorable ones followed by 2 mins of Mr Brightside. Ideally with sound that’s wildly out of sync to keep me on my toes.
#ChampionsLeague
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Reflective Desire
2 days ago
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Laura Bassett
2 days ago
Their new girlfriend is women
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David K. Barnes
3 days ago
Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:
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Suzanne ✨🌑
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If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts
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Justin Hancock
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"Even a principle like mutual Consent is secondary to our shared submission to God’s will." Can't imagine his solicitor will be very happy. Anyway
www.bishuk.com/can-we-talk-...
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This whole thing is framed like 'look at the creepy rapist saying creepy rapey things' but at the end includes a prominent link to buy the creepy rapist's book from the Chortle shop. I'm not a Christian myself but... Jesus wept.
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ChocoMingo 🦩
3 days ago
I'll say what Bluesky fails to address in v1.122 They've rolled out a new "adult content" tag applied on an entire account, hiding all their posts from users, including text posts, even if they may be SFW This update, while well-intentioned, defeats the whole purpose of the content filters system
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Valerie Halla
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the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed
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Stephen Luntz
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I don't know what it means, but am going to persist in the assumption it means outsmarted by a cat.
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c0nc0rdance
3 days ago
(sound on for full effect) Chapman State Park near Clarendon, PA is home to Chapman Lake, which is home to a group of energetic North American river otters (Lontra canadensis) that like to host a midnight rave / leaf frolic. Not sure where they plug the speakers in.
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Anon Opin
3 days ago
If there a bigger lie than "We care about your privacy" I'd like to hear it.
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Emily (C) ✨
3 days ago
Yes I would love the £150 Goatse necklace thank you Instagram 🙏🏼
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Sorry but I will never EVER get over the word ‘mogged’. I think it does every single thing it needs to, and absolutely nothing the speaker wishes.
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Badger5000
3 days ago
YOU CAN MOG ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING
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Comfortably Numb
3 days ago
but I don't want my inbox to evolve
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“Females get mogged” Sensational 👌
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Paul Bassett Davies
3 days ago
Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.
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Friday is NEW
#AudioPorn
day! And today's is one from the archives about something I absolutely fucking love...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my...
Share if you like it, and take this as an excuse to ask the person you're fucking whether they'd like you to suck their nipples more.
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Suck my tits while I ride you: an ode to watching | Girl on the Net
Watching a guy suck my tits is as beautiful, to me, as the phrase ‘suck my tits’ is clumsy. Here's why it's hot to watch him with his face buried in them.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my-tits/
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Dr. NerdLove
4 days ago
Leaving aside that the article itself is the most "skill-issue" thing I've seen (and Jesus it goes to some weird places), there's an obvious thing that it misses: even if this is true, it's an obvious and useful filter. if my having a cat is a problem, I don't *want* to date you.
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"Years ago, when we first got together, I gave my Daddy permission to gaslight me to her heart’s content..." NEW guest blog by Jenby, who is the absolute queen of kinking the darkness...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gasligh...
#kink
#gaslighting
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Guest blog: Total re-scrawl - gaslighting as kink | Girl on the Net
Did she buy the coffee, or was it placed there by her Daddy? Jenby questions reality and explains what's hot about gaslighting as kink...
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gaslighting-as-kink/
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Avery ✨ PRE-ORDER MY HORNY CENTAUR BOOK ✨ (they/them) 🔞 | 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩
10 days ago
“Erotica…[is] a weapon against oblivion.” fuck yeah it is!
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Friday is NEW
#AudioPorn
day! And today's is one from the archives about something I absolutely fucking love...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my...
Share if you like it, and take this as an excuse to ask the person you're fucking whether they'd like you to suck their nipples more.
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Suck my tits while I ride you: an ode to watching | Girl on the Net
Watching a guy suck my tits is as beautiful, to me, as the phrase ‘suck my tits’ is clumsy. Here's why it's hot to watch him with his face buried in them.
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my-tits/
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Nanoraptor
almost 2 years ago
A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.
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