Wow. This could be incredible. BBC News - Single vaccine could protect against all coughs, colds and flus, researchers say www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

that's silly, it's not going to work, trains are too fast for that

multitasking doodle

"When he pushed his cock inside me he made an appreciative grunt." Archive #AudioPorn - this one has always been popular, I don't know why (yes I do) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spreadi...

Never forget the day. This exclusive plate is available from Redhead Products. That’s Redhead Products.

When YouTube says 'this is not available in your country' it should also list the countries where it *is* available, so I know which one to set my VPN to.

When did Telegraph features start sounding like replies on Bluesky

I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast? The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

“What do you want to do on your birthday Andrew?” “I dunno - surprise me.”

Today's guest blog: let me introduce you to someone cool - Francesca, who runs my sponsor @pgshop.bsky.social. She talks about her guiding principles when choosing products, making the UK #SexToy industry more inclusive, and why toy *cost* is an access issue! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ethical...

Today's guest blog: let me introduce you to someone cool - Francesca, who runs my sponsor @pgshop.bsky.social. She talks about her guiding principles when choosing products, making the UK #SexToy industry more inclusive, and why toy *cost* is an access issue! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/ethical...

- Create a safe space to fantasise - Clear the decks - Think like a nerd - Start viewing sex as a hobby This time last year, I dispensed a bunch of tips on how to keep having fun #sex in a long-term #relationship. I stand by 'em all. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-lon...

nobody is above this one law in particular

First thought: Wow, a powerful man is going to see some CONSEQUENCES??? Second thought: Why the fuck is 'misconduct in public office' a priority but 'sexual assault of girls' was not? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

“Bedford borough council was not responsible for the creation of the moon” man, someone’s having a fun day at work

"There are ten of them in today. Dirty fuckers. Holes hastily cut in the pockets of their jeans so they can rub their dick-ends through the fabric with grubby little fingers." Archive #AudioPorn in which I run a grubby little #porn cinema...

“Oi,” one of them says, gesturing to me with a jerk of his head, “look what I found.” This time in '24, I continued my sporadic #TubePorn series with a cheeky #GangBang on the central line (Note the content warnings - v #NSFW)

*ominous voice* Release the baby.

My controversial football opinion is they shouldn’t make those poor fuckers play when it’s pouring with rain. Your boss wouldn’t make you do your little spreadsheets in the rain, after all, why is football different?

I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point. I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it

If AI is coming for our jobs, nobody is going to lose more jobs than George Osborne.

“We cannot have bad STPs knocking about, there is far too much at stake” HE’S HERE ON BLUESKY! I love him.

One from the deep archive (deep in both senses of the word) #AudioPorn www.girlonthenet.com/blog/next-ti...

Is there a "Mr" Realistic AI Girlfriend?

"A few years after starting to explore my identity, I was introduced to a wider range of queer folks who introduced me to more comprehensive queer language and new ways of being." Fabulous guest blog by Emory Oakley from this time in 23 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/hit-on-...

Dudes, isn’t it TIRING to perform fake stories and to try and guess what words will release the jackpot? Wouldn’t it be more relaxing to just have a genuine interest and chat, connect, ask questions?

This time last year I told a cautionary tale that is definitely relevant to more than a few men on the #dating scene so pay attention. Here's how to talk yourself out of an almost-guaranteed shag. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/talk-yo...

My water bill for this year, for one person living alone, is almost six hundred pounds. Water literally falls from the sky for free all the time. Thames Water takes that, fills it with shit, pumps it into rivers I can no longer swim in, then demands I open my wallet. Cunts.

"Be a doll for me." NEW #AudioPorn for Patreons courtesy of the fabulously smutty @gdwsundial.bsky.social! www.patreon.com/posts/sunday...

“My fat friend isn’t fat any more and that gives me difficult feelings!" Some people have been having Opinions about #Oxempic/#Mounjaro etc. I think these usually come from the same place that fat shaming seeped from before... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mounjar...

Grant Museum, jar of moles.

I thought the country was full? Make your mind up, racists!

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

finally someone is talking about this. they're the same

My figure skating conspiracy theory: there is no real difference between the different jumpy bits they do, ppl just say ‘lutz’ and ‘salco’ and ‘toe-loop’ and we all pretend to know the difference.

Feel however you feel about weight loss drugs, but just as with any other thing someone chooses to do to their body, ultimately it’s their choice: not yours. NEW blog. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mounjar... #Ozempic #Mounjaro

I’m not sure I could have put this any better, as a Mounjaro user and with a lot of friends on it to varying results, and with a lot of friends questioning it. Thanks G, this needed saying.

Feel however you feel about weight loss drugs, but just as with any other thing someone chooses to do to their body, ultimately it’s their choice: not yours. NEW blog. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/mounjar... #Ozempic #Mounjaro

"Michaela felt the blood rushing to her cheeks after seeing a glimpse of Rose’s naked back." This time in '24, some hot changing room flirtation (and more) from Euphemise This... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/tryst-c...

"As I force my head down, throat opening, he roughly pushes two thick digits into my sopping cunt, forcing my knickers aside, or even inside I can’t tell." Get stuck right in to this fuckawesome NEW #AudioPorn by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-put-t...

Gotta go hang out with my family today. But I spent last night getting railed on the floor and now I have carpet burns on my face. 🤘

roses are red voilets are blue daffodils are yellow daisies are white never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret peonies are pink

This time in '24, someone gave me a rose! Not THAT kind of rose though! Note: #SexToys, #vibrators, #orgasms etc. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/clit-ro...

Another post about #love, for #ValentinesDay... Love does not write in pencil on your heart.

Seeing as it's #ValentinesDay, have one of my favourite things I've written about #love. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/corner-...

"As I force my head down, throat opening, he roughly pushes two thick digits into my sopping cunt, forcing my knickers aside, or even inside I can’t tell." Get stuck right in to this fuckawesome NEW #AudioPorn by @tabithaerotica.bsky.social! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/i-put-t...

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to feature on the blog,” my Paypig tells me. This time last year, I did something very naughty and incredibly fun. #FinDom #PayPig #Money

"When he comes, I realise just how much I’ve missed him." This time last year, a fabulous guest blogger wrote about fucking her ex... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/we-prob...

B is my style, but when I’m subbing to someone I’ll take anything but A.