This is one amazing photo. Jets of water vapour and ice crystals blasting out through four deep fractures in the icy shell of Saturn's tiny moon Enceladus. This is the only alien ocean we know of that we can directly access. (1/2)

NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: “You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.” www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cu... #cum #sleep #sex

NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: “You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.” www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cu... #cum #sleep #sex

What kind of deviant eats the cakes first?

"I have to crawl behind him to the kitchen so he can inspect my work." This time last year, Komplicated Kitty wrote a filthy-hot guest blog about being a slutty Ciinderella... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/slutty-...

hey girl, are you science? bc i would love to donate my body to you.

#ICYMI this week's new #AudioPorn! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/skilful... If you like something soft and intimate with lots of kissing. If you prefer something fucking disgusting, here's last week's: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in... I cater to a range of tastes.

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. in 45 minutes the earth hits perihelion. This is the closest point it approaches the sun. That means it will be going the fastest it goes in its orbit. In honour of this, today is designated SPEED DAY.

The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law. After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.

This is GREAT. Especially: “So much of good sex is about attunement, by which I mostly just mean paying attention”

"My favourite thing is when my dom brags about me, or is telling someone about what I do for them and the other person gets super jealous that they don’t have someone like me." Fantastic guest blog from this time last year by @harlequinworks.bsky.social <3

hey girl, are you a nun. because I want to ruin all of your good habits

The deer exploring further during lockdown reminded me of how our goats went further into town. They still come visiting, just not quite as far, saw these last Saturday.

Nice photo 😃👍 In the Leicester area our suburban 🦊 haven’t yet understood the potential of the public transport network… but it surely can’t be long 😂 Lunchtime, 10 - 15 metres away and 💯 🤷‍♂️ about me, amazing!

Boosting this photo just so I can tell you again to watch Wild London on iPlayer www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

“You don’t have to do anything,” he reassures. “Just lie down and let me kiss you.” NEW #AudioPorn now free for everyone: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/skilful... One for those of you who like things soft and intimate and emotional.

Patreons! Belated December update/New Year update <3 Four questions to help you reflect on the last year and look forward to the next, with a smattering of little fucktales because if you're horny like I am then your self-reflection should probably be horny too. www.patreon.com/posts/happy-...

#PrEP prevents HIV acquisition. 110,000 people are currently on it in England but some communities (black women, people in rural communities) are underserved. To end the epidemic, all must have access. Getting PrEP into pharmacies would make it easier for many. This is the urgent goal for 2026.

If you’re looking for some exquisitely lovely telly, #WildInLondon with David Attenborough (iPlayer) is amazing. Some properly incredible shots of animals doing awesome things in the city.

🎶 dont go shitting waterfalls... 🎶

Guess which moron got fucking food poisoning the day before NYE. Sorry for delayed Patreon update, I was shitting waterfalls. That’s right, I *am* very sexy.

When Rebecca Solnit asks you to turn a thread into an essay, you fucking do it. jessica.substack.com/p/cbs-news-f... bsky.app/profile/rebe...

of course 2025 (worst year of my life in 15 years) ends w/me being sick as a dog. so no end of year thread of what I've done (sorry). but as always, you can find links to *all* my online writings here: juliaserano.com/writings.htm... & please support my work on Patreon: www.patreon.com/juliaserano

I missed this two years ago, in the Twixtmas blur. It’s beautiful.

For my gay hockey show friends just discovering the joys of audio porn, have a look at @girlonthenet.bsky.social’s massive free archive! www.girlonthenet.com/audio-porn/ #HeatedRivalry

This has been my experience too. Not sure why else so many of them would get so upset when they read my writing about my sex life etc., given that I’m never going to fuck them so it’s not as if my choices affect them in any real way 😂

This time last year - an ugly break up from an ugly guy. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/this-ti... Looking back, I am still shocked and heartbroken that I extended so much understanding to this man. And if I'm honest, I'm still light-years away from being able to trust anyone new.

"On the train back south I rest my head sleepily on her shoulder, stare out of the window at the rain lashing down, and breathe in her smell." Guest blog from this time in '23 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/kinky-r...

Do the thing. Do it scared. Do it on your own. And one day you will be rewarded with your very own toddler wearing a gruffalo rucksack.

#ICYMI my round-up of the top smut, #AudioPorn, guest blogs and illustrations that went live on the site this year. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-se...#ICYMI#AudioPornClick the links to read/hear the stories, and share your favourites. Huge thanks to everyone who helped keep this show on the road in 2025 ❤️

Absolute fucking filth.

Absolutely, but I did trap myself in the bathroom of a hotel room, in Rome, because I shut the door. I managed to get it open again but not before I had tried calling for help and alerting everyone to my predicament. Top tip, if you are on your own you do not need to shut the bathroom door.

EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I've tried. Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-se... #NewYear #SexBlog

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Because when men are dickheads, sometimes you just need to break stuff about it. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/break-s...

"There’s a neat shorthand for ‘you’re a disgusting slut’. One which zings with extra power because it’s as if you think so little of me, you can’t be bothered to form the words to tell me just how filthy you think I am..." NEW #AudioPorn. Not festive at ALL. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in...

That time of year again!

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

"There’s a neat shorthand for ‘you’re a disgusting slut’. One which zings with extra power because it’s as if you think so little of me, you can’t be bothered to form the words to tell me just how filthy you think I am..." NEW #AudioPorn. Not festive at ALL. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/spit-in...

"He grips his cock through the denim of his jeans and tries to focus on how he might unwrap her without spoiling any of the beautiful things she has shown him." Christmas #AudioPorn to tear into with gusto...

Rolling this one out again because it's my favourite #Christmas thing I've ever written (mildly erotic, not super filth, mostly cute)

Who fancies a Christmas #threesome? This incredible festive #AudioPorn is written and read by Sherryl Blu... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/christm...

i made a bot that posts random wikipedia birds if that would help

Just read a BBC article about thieves who targeted gay men using Grindr. They threatened and humiliated their targets, hoping they'd be too ashamed to report the crimes. The blatant homophobia used by lawyers in court about the victims is really awful! It basically reads as 'they deserved it'!

This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration

BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

‘You’re on my nice list but just for tonight I think I’m going to move you to the naughty one.’ Super-sexy guest blog from 2022 - Festive fucking and a genderflipped Santa! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/santa-o...

And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.

CN Rape. This makes me want to burn the world. Additional: why the fuck are we now listing arrested criminals by race? These are dark fucking times on so many levels, Christ.

Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them