Shameless. And that final tag… ⚡️

The perfect first kiss is not the one that happens because we’re both tipsy and time is getting on so we should seal the deal now before we get any drunker. The perfect first kiss is the one you make me yearn for. Pulse for. Whimper for. (this time last year)

Please, please start putting iced buns on lampposts

It's objectively funny that grindr is serving up AI Girlfriend ads

Hope this helps

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They even self eject 😂😂😂 www.jalopnik.com/hot-wheels-h...

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oh god I've completely lost it at this

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

As someone living in such a country, I have a growing suspicion that this is what the new "adult content" filter was actually intended to achieve

Something I've not seen mentioned that much is that if @bsky.app marks entire accounts as 'adult content', those of us who live in countries with digital ID laws won't be able to see our friend's accounts unless we age verify or use a VPN. Great 'social' network you have there.

Sick of the relentless adult content I see on Bluesky: back pain, interest rates, tax brackets, that noise you make when you stand-up sometimes.

Found a new book that ripped my heart out then stitched it back together. www.goodreads.com/en/book/show... Set in dystopian future climate apocalypse East London: weird biohacking, a fight against evil, and being punk as fuck in the face of despair. "because we are alive and it is beautiful."

Hey, @bsky.app, this sort of moderation is absolutely insane. This is my friend, I just wanted to see what he was up to. You have a huge artist community here who helped grow this site. If you keep this up you’re going to drive us all away. Sort it out.

I … I don’t think I’m reading this the way they meant it 🤨 #storyideaofsorts

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

A totally stolen quote, but “Having money’s not everything. Not having it, is”.

Today’s NEW blog! One weird trick to guarantee EVERYONE a better sex life: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/one-sim... Shameless clickbait for my even more shameless lefty propaganda. Ingenious art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

"Among other things, I vowed to give him my absolute obedience, and he vowed to put my care above all else in his life." This time last year, Komplicated Kitty told us all about her intimate collaring ceremony... #BDSM #kink www.girlonthenet.com/blog/collari...

"The risk of getting caught is too much so we won’t do anyth- Fuck." Fabulous #AudioPorn from this time in '24 by @jmseaborn.bsky.social

LEAVE GABRIEL ALONE my god.

Raya ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

“That’s the appeal of the fantasy; all the hard work happened off screen and you just get to reap the rewards right away. But that’s not how life works” 👌

big fan of whatever is wrong with you

To be fair that is exactly what I want from a Killers set - 30 seconds of each of the memorable ones followed by 2 mins of Mr Brightside. Ideally with sound that’s wildly out of sync to keep me on my toes. #ChampionsLeague

(@camdamage.bsky.social tied by @kissmedeadlydoll.bsky.social)

Their new girlfriend is women

Lately I’ve been in an indie team making stop-motion animation. It’s just 4 of us (animator, writer, voice actor, sound designer). The show’s called The Tiny Angry Witch. It’s all basically hand made. No AI. It’s tiring, but we love what we do. So, anyway, here’s a Witch making rude noises:

If you have nsfw set to "hide" I implore you to set it to "warn". You still won't see anything except for a blurred post Otherwise once they roll out account-wide adult content labeling a whole lot of people including me are going to disappear from your timelines, even our sfw text posts

"Even a principle like mutual Consent is secondary to our shared submission to God’s will." Can't imagine his solicitor will be very happy. Anyway www.bishuk.com/can-we-talk-...

This whole thing is framed like 'look at the creepy rapist saying creepy rapey things' but at the end includes a prominent link to buy the creepy rapist's book from the Chortle shop. I'm not a Christian myself but... Jesus wept.

I'll say what Bluesky fails to address in v1.122 They've rolled out a new "adult content" tag applied on an entire account, hiding all their posts from users, including text posts, even if they may be SFW This update, while well-intentioned, defeats the whole purpose of the content filters system

the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed

I don't know what it means, but am going to persist in the assumption it means outsmarted by a cat.

(sound on for full effect) Chapman State Park near Clarendon, PA is home to Chapman Lake, which is home to a group of energetic North American river otters (Lontra canadensis) that like to host a midnight rave / leaf frolic. Not sure where they plug the speakers in.

If there a bigger lie than "We care about your privacy" I'd like to hear it.

Yes I would love the £150 Goatse necklace thank you Instagram 🙏🏼

Sorry but I will never EVER get over the word ‘mogged’. I think it does every single thing it needs to, and absolutely nothing the speaker wishes.

YOU CAN MOG ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING

but I don't want my inbox to evolve

“Females get mogged” Sensational 👌

Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.

Friday is NEW #AudioPorn day! And today's is one from the archives about something I absolutely fucking love... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my... Share if you like it, and take this as an excuse to ask the person you're fucking whether they'd like you to suck their nipples more.

Leaving aside that the article itself is the most "skill-issue" thing I've seen (and Jesus it goes to some weird places), there's an obvious thing that it misses: even if this is true, it's an obvious and useful filter. if my having a cat is a problem, I don't *want* to date you.

"Years ago, when we first got together, I gave my Daddy permission to gaslight me to her heart’s content..." NEW guest blog by Jenby, who is the absolute queen of kinking the darkness... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gasligh... #kink #gaslighting

“Erotica…[is] a weapon against oblivion.” fuck yeah it is!

Friday is NEW #AudioPorn day! And today's is one from the archives about something I absolutely fucking love... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/suck-my... Share if you like it, and take this as an excuse to ask the person you're fucking whether they'd like you to suck their nipples more.

A monitor portrait on a portrait monitor.