Ah they've got to the "and there was no one left to speak for me" part of the poem

She's just like me

you: wow i cant believe you missed me with your katana me: oh did i now you:

Back in my day, this was common knowledge. Who could forget the old wartime propaganda posters?

feel like these stories always used to be ‘kids these days are doing X and Y’ and were mostly unsubstantiated fearmongering and now it’s ’men these days are doing X and Y’ and they really are doing X and Y

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

This report is certainly a worthwhile read by Amnesty. It does some digging on how much anti-trans propaganda we see in the UK and the numbers it find are shocking. On average 9 articles PER DAY on trans people in the last 5 years. Does that seem proportional? media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Li...

i do feel a bit bad now. we went to his house and called him ugly. he's gonna get interviewed looking sad for Take A Break

Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee is a gift to us all

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

Could be us

*shaking my wife awake* KRAKEN HAS SUSPENDED WITHDRAWALS OF BONK

If this becomes a Binface Vs Farage by-election I want a televised debate.

This is going to be funny when they reveal he's been dead for a week

Fair play this is funny.

It's on sky news too

This is literally just a live Party Political Broadcast. It isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

I can’t help but think that news organisations, particularly the BBC, should’ve waited to find out the content of Nigel Farage’s speech before choosing to broadcast this nonsense, using an official Reform UK live feed.

A true birthday treat

An extraordinary masterpiece. Even if you’re nowhere near the US, you can treat yourself to the double bill of Terminator and Terminator 2. They are brilliant and prescient.

If ofcom isn't drowned under complaints I'll be disappointed

The ego of this man! Ranting and playing the victim on liv TV for half an hour and then forcing a wasteful by-election centred around him, the main character

Omg Farage is fucking insane.

So the BBC have to let all the other political leaders have half an hour of live airtime for personal grievances right?

NEW blog - I wrote a summer style guide for men. Three words: slutty little shorts. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sluttie... Beautiful men in shorts drawn by @stuartcb.bsky.social

You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon

I know the AI Gene Wilder voice is the grossest problem here, but can we talk about how messed up "Netflix's Squid Game format" is?

i mean fair enough, we don't need roads OR energy really, definitely couldn't have got the money from other things no sirrrrr

Roads??? Where we’re going (war) we don’t need roads!!!!!

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

"Stopping me in the hallway, making me face the wall and arch my back, yanking down my shorts and knickers then roughly lubing me up to get fucked in the ass." NEW blog: a horny heatwave daydream with incredibly sexy art by @stuartcb.bsky.social 😍 www.girlonthenet.com/blog/roughly...

My god, Bluesky‘s Adult Content filter is INCREDIBLY sensitive, huh

Margaret Thatcher April 9th 2013

GenAI aside, I enjoy the implication that it would be moral to hold a beluga whale captive if it had somehow committed a crime.

Slippy, no!

Uncultured swines at Reddit clearly aren't familiar with the concept of colour theory

Big booms in the sky

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

Now that influencers have taken over press junkets, do you think actors enjoy playing silly little games instead of answering the same questions 40 times a day? I think I'd enjoy the games. But as a consumer I want the questions.

SO WHAT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Ya know, maybe we shouldn't hold up John Landis as the standard for "getting it done" in filmmaking.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: 🎶 You are beautiful, no matter what they say... ME: Aww, thanks....wait, what do they say?

Fucking annoying new thing on the YouTube app: if you share a video URL with someone, it embeds your account the link so pops up as e.g. "sent by Stuart" and starts a direct message chain with them. I don't want to DM someone via YouTube! I just wanted to send a video, free of my personal info.

Oh no he's been at the mushrooms

I love to learn on the computer.