I feel the need to alert anyone who loves #f1 and also knits / crochets or knows a knitter, that Truly Hooked has made an F1 collection of yarn with a colour for each team, and 4 special colours. Even as a Ferrari fan I think they Mercedes one is spectacularly on brand 🧶

Absolutely nailed a freezer defrost today, friends.

I think about the Simpsons "I know! We'll dig out way out!" scene so often these days

*jingles bells* 2025 cards are here! Check out the outrageously cute & playful design by @stuartcb.bsky.social - and join Patreon before 1st December if you'd like me to send you one! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-ch...

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

"Thank Heavens Reeves froze the thresholds," says the median voter in 2029 as they walk past the derelict sports centre and down the empty high street to cast their vote.

When you don't have time for the full freakout

“Clean up your mess.” NEW messy, horny, three-way #AudioPorn by @gdwsundial.bsky.social - with hot new art by @stuartcb.bsky.social! Someone on Patreon said this is their favourite in the series, and I might have to agree, it's INCREDIBLE! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-... #MMF #Messy

Maybe if he starts with a little Portishandstuff he can get into it a bit more

working at the nyt

Why does the word ephebopholia even exist? Was it just invented by paedos?

I swipe away from anyone on dating apps who says "you need to be handsome, funny, cool" etc cause I feel like it's a real Regina George "so you agree you think you're really pretty" bind

My experience age 19 to 25 was before every professional biology conference or atheist/skeptic convention, people would warn me who not to be alone with because they would do bad things to young women The Venn diagram of people mentioned in the Epstein emails is nearly a circle Like, fucking duh

Kind of mad none of the people who raised me taught me this, it was always, “so and so is a sex pest but he’s a brilliant xxx.” I know now that abusers will always put themselves first, serve themselves first, and whatever thing they’re amazing at suffers as soon as there’s a conflict of interest.

COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today. STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!

Feels like all games should be designed with a dedicated empty space on the edge for streamers to stick their camera

Watching Frankenstein on Netflix, and screaming “the books would have all looked new“ at every library scene.

"stuff that was common knowledge to journalists that they somehow declined to mention" is depressingly familiar to the British reader.

The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.

The first rule of Crossword Club: tank told it's messed up to keep mum about (4,4) Crossword Club.

I don't drink whisky, but I love the taste of it on someone else's lips. What are the sexiest #kinks? i.e. ones you don't personally have, but find extremely sexy in someone else. Here are five of mine. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sexiest... Super cute art by @stuartcb.bsky.social

Ask your partner the day of a scheduled sex date, “Is today still good for you?” Invite honesty. Know that if today is not good for your partner for whatever reason, that isn’t a rejection of you. Read this #seniorsex tip, "Break a Date, Make a Date": joanprice.com/tip/break-a-...

The -extreme- level of right wing media obsession with Zack Polanski and the Green Party gives me hope. If they’re this worried about clearly articulable, sensible, reasonable and socially responsible polices, maybe Reform Ltd isn’t unstoppable.

IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE ANYMORE

"I'm sorry boss, we just couldn't compete with the sheer raw magnetism and charisma of Wes Streeting"

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

The James Bond talk can't be real surely. The writers know continuity is not a thing and he's a transient character right? Extremely silly business.

Emily Maitlis not a doctor not trans not an expert in this field worked for ideological reasons to get healthcare for kids shut down, paid for by the licence fee - and she complains about ideological capture. Absolutely farcical

Not now, bee with devil-like horns

Surely that’s just low-polyamory

lol she got his ass and he knows it

NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN

OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars": ".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great." @variety.com $DIS variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™

I'm just wondering if anyone can think of a sitcom with worse DVD box art than Paul Whitehouse's Happiness Series 2?

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme. So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

He should call it And Another Thing

You Could Go Anywhere but You Won’t — Brooke DiDonato, 2023

Watson was deeply influential to me as a genomicist, but not how you may assume From stealing Rosalind Franklin's lab notes to his frequent sexist & racist bioessentialist comments later in life, he showed how the scientific community would still worship a terrible person Don't idolize bad people

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

I don’t know how many more I should call hers I got left in me

What a queen

Someone has accidentally (?) sent me weight loss supplements in the post?

So in theory I'm kind of fine these are all on by default but it needs to TELL you so you can choose what you're happy to see. The way they've done it is just slip these in and people don't know their feeds are being changed.

Oh the new Twingo looks NICE

If I've accidentally thawed a dr oetker pizza that's meant to be cooked from frozen can I still cook it from thawed?