Being a white guy is so superior they need to surgically enhance themselves to be worthy

The commitment to the bit from the choir on Guy Montgomery's Christmas Spelling Bee really fucking got me

I have to repost this again bc the last one the image broke for some reason

I’ve seen enough. I’m calling it. The cat understands when you’re taking pictures of her and she doesn’t like it

Fun fact: these are mostly the same people that NYT always interviews. Like, they'll straight up call the same people who told them last year that they love Trump and hey, turns out that they still do. Journalism!

Oh shit wait I just remembered there was a bunch of stuff I wanted to do with my life this year, wait, stop, hang on

I love it when these don’t have a villain

Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats

One of the best to ever do it

Why can't us mutuals all share a Tesco clubcard for the discounts?

pour one out to an icon www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Doctor: “You have one hour to live” Me: *turns on Sonic 2* Doctor: “But-“ God: “It’s OK”

For those of you wondering what happened to the potato on page 3: they got him folks

Some local kids write & sell their own newspaper called The Morning Moustache every few months. Last edition, I wrote a letter to the editor about a fruit & veg safari. This edition, they printed the letter & followed up with some replies from the editorial team. An extremely fun correspondence.

As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have. (6'1 btw)

EPIC 2025 round-up, a year of truly astonishing guest contributions. I will never be able to do justice to the awesome people who share them. But I've tried. Grab a cup of tea/glass of wine/sex toy of your choice and explore... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-se... #NewYear #SexBlog

Warning: Contains scenes of drugs misuse? no no, that's just regular drug use. you're supposed to do that with drugs. that's how they work. drugs misuse would be injecting a cannabis.

sex symbol, married four times with numerous affairs, retired before 40, convicted for racial hatred was there ever a more French person??

Yesterday @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social and I saw some techbro giving “30 pieces of advice for people under 30” over on Twitter and it was all grind culture bullshit. As adults of 38 and 43 respectively, we compiled 30 pieces of advice that people under 30 won’t have heard before:

deadass?

Vintage catalog page (Peanuts for JCPenney):

Pour one out for Jim Moylan

I do resent podcasts moving to video as I like them for walks and being on the tube and doing a Second Thing. I want a medium where I don't have to look at things.

I personally think the podcast medium is overstimulated for interviews and underutilised for beautiful atmospheric dramatic storytelling. But that’s probably just me.

COMMISSION SOME SITCOMS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

A few Christmas themed moments on the London Underground network.

When Rizzo gives Charles Dickens a little kiss on the nose

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Somehow, Tiny Tim returned.

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

My parents have no cats but the ornaments keep ending up on the floor somehow so I think my dad is being visited by Christmas ghosts every night and ignoring their message

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

Which #Wikipedia article is this? Culture of Wales · Folk plays · Horses in culture · Ritual animal disguise · Welsh folklore · Welsh traditions · Winter traditions Play at https://catfishing.net

You'd hope. We all hope

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

And Schrödinger’s Tiny Tim, who both DID and did NOT die,

For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art

not only that but it also removes watermarks and it credits the user that generated it

I think you should text your crush. Fuck it. It’s Christmas x

And Tiny Tim, who DID NOT DIE... ...Wait. This just in. Oh, God damnit 2025...

God damn the Tiny Tim jokes on here are bringing Xmas eve to LIFE