just about the most revolting shit i ever heard in my life

The US is the greatest threat to world peace and has been for decades. We've been at the mercy of their rampant bullshit my whole life.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Donald Glover is older now than Danny Glover was when he was too old for this shit.

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

If there is a nuclear attack tonight then I have a great post about the FIFA peace prize ready to go.

Just gorgeous images to look at on the NASA Johnson Flickr this morning www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

Absolutely fucking extraordinary that this bereft, barely sentient individual is gung ho for banning wankers from gigs, but totally fine with the head of a nuclear power saying "a whole civilisation will die tonight."

Picked a bad time to be fragile af ngl

#Artemis II lunar flyby images are showing up! 😍 A crescent Earth setting behind the Moon.

The Artemis crew have spent days speaking platitudes about coming together for all mankind and the second they turn around to head back to earth it starts blowing up in nuclear war

yeah yeah watching Artemis II has really felt like being in a science fiction movie* *set in a universe where America hasn't become evil

Focusing on the moon to hold back the depression tides

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Just imagine, we could be doing more Cool Science Shit every day instead of <gestures vaguely at the rest of the news> whatever the fuck all this is.

Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon is ~43mins long The Artemis crew will be out of radio contact for ~40 mins So if you put the album on when they go radio silent you should be listening to Brain Damage (Dark Side of the Moon) when they emerge from the other side I'm going to play the vinyl.

Watching the earth slowly setting. Whoa.

The #Artemis II crew has just been given their upcoming distance of closest approach to the Moon as 4067 statute miles and they replied jokingly that they would prefer the number in kilometers and parsecs. Astronauts... they're just like us [astronomers] ! 🥲

Karl Marx would be flabbergasted at this

Dunno, man. Maybe we should just do moon stuff instead of all this other bullshit.

Just remembered that incredibly stupid doctor who where it turned out the moon was an egg

I’ve spent a good chunk of the last several weeks trying to learn a lot of stuff about Christianity that I never understood before and I really thought I was starting to get a handle on it but this has broken me

That iconic Day2 Wiseman photo of the Earth with the thin crescent glow and visible aurora was taken at 51,200 ISO

I want to see a time lapse of the fixed camera view of the moon over the whole fly by

Anyone find that sometimes bluesky doesn't work if you're scrolled all the way to the top? You have to push it down a fraction to get buttons to work (Android app for me)

Everyone involved in the Artemis mission feels very human, which seems important.

is the GOP's mistake that they...won? And got everything they ever wanted in the process? Is that what we're worried might happen to Democrats or progressives?

“Fly me to the Moon, let me play among the stars” - - Frank Sinatra “I need to borrow your rocket, I ain’t telling you why” - Evasive Sinatra

there is suddenly a “humanity’s most famous nutella jar” and she hasn’t even made it back to earth yet

THEN PERHAPS STOP FORCING IT ON EVERYONE

It's just nice watching them make observations from the moon. And how good they are at describing both what they see and exactly where they see it. True skills

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

The discussion between the crew and the science team as they discuss their moon observations are very cool

Shame Bluesky is being a bastard when I want to see people chatting moon

"...so we're agreed, we never talk of this to anyone else ever again...oh hi, Houston, we're back."

Omg all the astronauts are crying I can't cope

Moon moon moon

imagine if i happened to be a trillionaire and bought twitter and 80% of the stuff on the site was just about big pants. you couldn't escape it. just an endless deluge of big pants propaganda

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There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

The NYT literally rewrote Trump saying “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell” as: “Mr. Trump issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz”

Exactly. Don't make me tap the sign.