is now a good time to say i don't think they *do* have magic blood

"describe yourself in 3 words." maybe too literal "what do you mean by that?" ... 😶

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

It is the year of the horse! What better time to TRY AND STRANGLE ONE? Finally it's your chance to get your big stranglin' mitts on that thick, thick equine neck and squeeze the devil out of it in this 13,500+ word comedy choose your own adventure. Free to play! brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Are your heights wuthered? Would you like us to assign somebody to wuther your heights?

the way i would rake them over the COALS for this, i would escalate it to the MOON

Looking forward to when the shops stop playing wall to wall pancake music

it's so beautiful that i elected to ruin it before anyone else could. it's like the urge to stamp your bootprint into fresh snow

I love this guy, my favourite bit of his is how often his little toddler son falls over in the background, honestly one of my favourite finds on tiktok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRfXcT6h/

They say she has a lovely volley. I thank you, don’t forget to tip your waitress.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Pumpkin Spice Disinformation

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

i'm just going to say it, i don't care how unpopular it makes me: that's enough rain thanks

I doubled down (nearly) on 66 fascinating hours of the audiobook of The Power Broker, by listening to about 30 *more* hours of @romanmars.bsky.social and Elliott Kalan discuss it. Worth every second. Clever, funny, richly rewarding on every level. Sending warm vibes of gratitude to all involved.

Preparing some synths for floggage, to raise much-needed funds for Studio Tundra. Let me know if any interest in these good boys: 🎹 Korg Poly 61 🎹 Alesis Micron 🎹 Yamaha DX27 🎹 Nord Lead 3

This is blackout poetry to me

get thee behind me satan

someone who is good at minimalism help me budget this, my tasteful restraint is dying

The problem with being into people who smell good is that i now have crushes on all these people. who do not exist.

scary-looking wipeouts should be a separate event imo #olympics

If I may have a minute of your time... Here's some silliness.

🚨 BREAKING: The High Court has ruled that the Government’s banning of Palestine Action using the Terrorism Act is unlawful

fab thread

My friend just called the UK-set Silent Hill Townfall “Silent Hull” and I think that’s its name now. #stateofplay

Played The Forgotten City and had a grand old time, worth a go. An awful lot like an old game called Titanic: Adventure Out Of Time, which i adored and which you may never have heard of.

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again

oh god: theshamblog.com/an-ai-agent-...

do you ever oversleep because your dream is playing a trick? i had to wait ages to get a photo opportunity, hit snooze twice. i'm not the brightest fella

Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")

Agh, i'm a right miseryguts today. the problems are insurmountable. i simply need to hear good news, about anything

Drafts are here!!

Oh, we're all off Discord now. I use Witchhazel now. Lindworm doesn't let you stream your screen. Paprika is actually a foreign surveillance app. Dude, send me your Dingo. I can't sign up for Jester Plus. I don't like the UI for Cabinet's mobile app. Just toss me your Spork. We're on Spork now.

sending some photos of to get printed because i want something i can touch!! my friends are real and i want their faces in my house! the kid should be on the walls in here! let's go!

bought this scrunchie from bloom specifically because it looks like pencil shavings ✏️ bloomscrunchiesco.co.uk

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself! bluesky-map.theo.io I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

Cherry blossom axolotls 🌸 #art

ikea thoughts: i am considering buying a varmblixt lamp, but also they're going to release a smart colour-changing one soon, but i can't decide which i like best or if i even really need either.

Oh well. I’ve just stopped understanding pop culture since my skin depleted all its neurotransmitters. I’m out of touch.

Watching the skiing - the drones (flying things) they use to film *do* drone (the sound) but that's not why they're called drone (the flying thing). They're named drone (the flying thing) after drones (the robots), which do NOT drone (the sound.) BUT:

Song 22 (i'm running a little behind) and i'm so enamoured with the way John @themountaingoats.bsky.social writes. 🌳

TREASURE

Do you know why David Hasselhoff started going by “the Hoff”? Because it was a lot less hassle.

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

bloody hell! no kidding this is fantastic

this is the whole ethos behind my thread of things I've made this year. i no longer care whether they're good or if anyone will be impressed - i like making things so i'm going to keep doing it!

this might be a strange question, but why to anywhen do for?

Friday hot take: while superficially misogynistic and problematic, 'Perfect Ten' by The Beautiful South was actually pretty subversive / progressive when it came out, and you need to have lived through the 90s to understand why

God grant me the strength to push the trolley off the tracks when I can, the intelligence to send it in the least harmful direction when I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.