alright, goodnight then everybody. i don't say this enough, but i love you.

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

no I haven't been "doin' just fine", I was in a cage

not saying i'm forgetful but um. happy october

Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.

You can, er, probably guess which one of the posters below was done by me and not by a talented illustrator! Catch Mat Troy and friends in Swansea and Cardiff in the next few weeks for some creepy tales - I'll be reading something on 21st December at Porter's.

jeffrey epstein types like the clickhole version of the queen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ... THE RETURN OF PAM

happy 10th birthday to the Final Pam

got the chocolate babka from starbucks, and now i'm worried that knowing it exists will prove too strong a temptation

my mother's hearing aid has broken the doorbell

I mean, an echo is technically a second opinion Wondermark #1577; The Objective Oracle

leaving the most random support all over tiktok just because i can't stand to see anyone on 0 comments. "i don't feel that way about Rick Astley but i love that you do." wtf am i DOING

My last word on the matter

you have to wonder what historical events happened in june that nobody knows about because june doesn't rhyme with remember

soon may the wellerman come your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb so much to do, so much to see to bring us sugar and rum and tea we'll take our leave and go you'll never shine if you don't glow

Fine, I will write the next James Bond. INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through EXPLOSION BOND: This film is for grown ups

make Bond a woman or i will continue my longstanding tradition of not giving a fuck

@mattround.com @antronsongs.bsky.social is releasing a track with a cool S in the art :)

shout out to my Anchorites! *googles something* wait no

Convertible halloween/ christmas decorations, ™ ™ ™

Someone had fun with the acronym

"average Starfleet captain commits 3 warcrimes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average captain commits 0 warcrimes per year. Warcrimes Janeway, who lived in the delta quadrant & commits over 10,000 each episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Day 2 of experimenting with watercolours

there's a guy in this pub with a young aidan turner / freddie mercury vibe, and honestly, homina homina

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

I cut out a bunch of words and stashed them in my sewing kit at some point in my 20s. finally made something with them today and, by god, if it isn't the most Anna In Her 20s thing i ever did read

AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO

@ewacat.bsky.social you're on my tumblr dashboard

PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price

close to a Harry Du Bois-tier crashout. going to yell at the moon that it wasn't supposed to be like this

Tesla’s profit fell 37% in the third quarter. It's been in the process of laying off 14,000 workers. It had more cars impacted by recalls than any other brand in 2024. Yet Elon Musk just got a pay package worth $1 trillion. American capitalism is off the rails.

Jeef Berky anyone?

mediterranean means middle earth and i'm just supposed to believe it's real?

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This guy is more powerful than we thought

watching American Psycho for the first time! his skincare routine could be taken directly from any of a thousand Get Ready With Me tiktoks

Cool how "let's pay tribute to combat veterans" day is so close to "every silly sod with a fiver and a lighter can cause random explosions" day.

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

THIS IS SO GOOD

My sleep is all embuggered, crashed out on the sofa for over an hour yesterday and was apparently unbudgeable. as if i needed more reasons to be ineffective

you don't resonate with that thing you relate to it or it resonates with you

i have the work ethic of a mediaeval peasant actually (died in childhood)

daylight compound interest time