“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

Genoa? I hardly know 'er

JACOB MARLEY: It's good to be heckling again! ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!

I got my Clock Wrapped! Crazy to think how much I used the clock app this year, I’m addicted lol! #clockwrapped

New listing! Junk and Disorderly

@brainmage.bsky.social I have received the duck!

Propane? No no, I'm anti-pain

Of course, you couldn't write Great Expectations now because Miss Havisham wouldn't qualify for a PIP

GCHQ Christmas puzzle time!

You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:

Maybe this Fozzie Bear outfit was a bad idea

Of course Dracula was actually the name of the scientist, you should really say "Dracula's Vampire"

Marge-O Robbie

Oh the weather outside is frightful But your study looks delightful Let me flap through your door Nevermore, Nevermore, Nevermore

sure thing boss 🫡

WHO HOG

I'm not sure about the new Stranger Things theme music

openai says that it will have 220m paying users in four years’ time

@brandtandstein.com I got an Echo Mini. It's great! Thanks for recommending it

I did some admin! Which, if it all goes to plan, will lead to MORE admin for me! "Coin coin coin" is now on sale! 12×10” print of a small duck on Fujifilm titanium fine art print paper! Just what you've always wanted! ko-fi.com/s/1b509a25cb

A movie that takes place where you're from (Parts of this were literally filmed in my old school)

That is the face of a man who doesn't give the slightest fuck that he ate your plums

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

Art school problems

@apocrypals.bsky.social possible text for your next episode bsky.app/profile/lucy...

Folks, I really need some help. For the last 10-15 days, I've been pretty much out of action, which has put me two weeks behind on promoting my Film Stories 500 show in London next week. I'd be grateful for any help/support in getting the word out. Thank you. www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/wor...

I've invented a new punctuation symbol, for when you want to emphasise the word "AT" but only want to use one character.

People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.

omg if you live next to a field of horses they're literally neighbours

"Welcome to remedial science 1-A. My wife recently passed away. I thought teaching might ease my loneliness." "Will this be on the test?" "No."

I thought he was in it

Always fun to watch an old movie and then realise a joke from Spaced was also a reference youtu.be/GCoPf3RKuP0?...

obligatory

"My friend Mike really fancys the singer from R.E.M." "Oh, he's Michael's type?" "Yes, that's him"

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF.

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

How are they supposed to write all of Shakespeare now?

Shibari but using cheesestrings instead of rope

1. Write “GODOT” on a t-shirt 2. Text selfie to host of party, adding: “On my way! Picking up ice! Need anything else?” 3. Do not move.