Referring to the Brixton Academy as "l'Académie Brixtone" so it sounds classier

I just found out that All Saints weren't all saints, only two of them. St Melanie and St Shaznay

why are you, as a man, not as swift as a coursing river with all the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire?

My favourite genre of movie is anything with that Gosling-Stone chemistry.

The newly named moon craters already have wikipedia pages. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carroll... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integri...

Those who don't learn the lessons of time loops are doomed to repeat them

Trans women are biological women. Trans men are biological men. Please stop using the phrase “biological” to distinguish cis from trans people. Cis does just fine and you’re also revealing your own ignorance of how biology works, as well as underlying inherent transphobia, even if unintentionally.

Wouldn't it make more sense to launch at night when the moon is out?

I'm working on Metamophosis version of Top Trumps

New single - Gates of Hell is out now! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyJ9... #GatesOfHell #RumBuffalo

"I'm enjoying the new Scrubs season and I'm looking forward to new Malcom In The Middle episodes" - me in 2003 probably

Look. Yes, I AM paying for him to come back to Hamelin, guilty, and yes, children keep disappearing, but I just really like the song he plays!

me when the AI bubble bursts

Cookie settings are all "We care about your privacy, please let us violate it"

🧵 On Thursday, 7th May, voters in Scotland and Wales head to the polls for parliamentary elections, while voters in many parts of England will have council and mayoral elections. Here are the key deadlines you need to know so you’re ready to vote.

Looking forward to The Simpsons spoofing the big Oscar winners. One Bartle After Another, S(k)inners, Homenet etc

Get the most votes in Gorton and Denton. You have until the polls close. Your time starts now

Might get into the greetings cards business

When watching Sinners this song honestly helped me keep track of which twin was which. Blue clothes=Smoke, Red=Stack www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHIn...

I'm really looking forward to the sequel: Two Battle After Another

Introducing the next great hard boiled detective: P.I. St Swithins

I don't often cry at movies but yeesh

My favourite Teenage Mutant Nina Giraffe is Giraphael

Guy who misheard "Orwell" as "Harwell": "Oh yeah the doublespeak is crazy. How does your brain get smart while your head gets dumb???"

This must be where they keep the sage

I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day

Greg Davies: This feels fairly straightforward Alex Horne: Yes, the task is to retreive the golden idol from the Peruvian temple but crucially without setting off any of the booby traps. Greg: Let's see Indiana first.

L'histoire se répète toujours : la première fois comme tragédie, la seconde fois comme farce, la troisième fois en Tokyo Drift.

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They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Noted tartan owner winds bum tight after arrest! (6, 11-7)

[Jackass, but Jonny Knoxville and all his pals are draculas, renfields, igors etc] Hi! I'm Jonny Knoxville, and welcome to Dracass *transforms into bat, files at speed into mechanism designed to slap his little bat balls with a flyswatter*

Try this if you have trouble sleeping

Roses are so many hues Violets are mostly just blues These rhymes need a fix I prefer limericks for trying potential "woo"s

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

@mckelvie.bsky.social Did I see you say yesterday that you originally had individual he and him labels with the new labeller but then switched to a neat he/him? I can't seem to get the orignal ones to undo. Any tips?

@pronounpicker.ripperoni.com Is there a way to remove labels? I accidentally liked the wrong post. Unliking it didn't do the trick

Apparently Cheryl Baker from Bucks Fizz

Happy birthday Leslie Nielsen. A straight man so straight that you could read the curvature of the Earth from his shadow. A perfect scene here

Reddit is amazing sometimes.

@kiraskuro.bsky.social I have received the print. It looks even better irl. Just wonderful!