@kiraskuro.bsky.social I have received the print. It looks even better irl. Just wonderful!

R.E.M. be like

@disniversity.bsky.social I rewatched Treasure Planet over the weekend and remembered what Sam said about the Goo Goo Dolls. So I've just checked the UK rock charts and Iris is currently number 1.

i' the name of Beelzebub who?

The glasses I'm wearing to the apocalypse eve party

I've got rizz but I'm not a rizla

Fucking QUEEN, fuck this noise

One Battle After Another (dir. Paul Thomas Anderson)

I am wearing a "some people are trans, get over it" t-shirt, and a man in a cafe just gave me two slices of cheesecake when I only ordered one. I can only assume that, as well as being the morally correct choice, supporting trans people also gets you free cake.

Hey Long John, where is Stranger Things set?

Ecoutez, s'il vous faut vraiment une raison dites-vous que tuer des fascistes ça fait des photos incroyables.

Welcome to the Saturday Curry Club. Please share with your favourite pics of the great Tim Curry

In Treasure Island, there are over 100 pages between the Hispaniola finding the island and characters actually starting to look for the treasure.

Vet: The cure is simple. Pet the great dog Wagliacci, a famous good boy Dog, sadly: Woof

“Your mad wife burned Thornfield to the ground? Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am. And don’t call me Shirley.” — Jane Eyreplane

Write a sad story using only eleven words

Where do aliens buy bread?

[interrogation] DETECTIVE: tell us the truth! ME: [smugly] I am. DETECTIVE: I'll have you know it's a crime to give false information to a police officer! ME: oh really? What if I told you my name was... MICROSOFT CO-PILOT??? DETECTIVE: [quietly] oh shit he's got us, that's completely legal

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Every so often, when holding a POUND COIN in my hands, I am reminded of its value by the words of the lads on @sonicpodcast.bsky.social.

Today I went to see This Is Spinal Tap at @princecharlescinema.com There was a woman scanning tickets, after struggling to scan someone's ticket she called out to the crowd "If you ticket is on your phone, please turn the brightness all the way up". Then she realised something and added "up to 11!"

well i'm sure that can't possibly be pronounced that way

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

that’s one long mermaid

I've finally seen this. It's fantastic

Bloody hell! #MidsomerMurders

Probably the best thing I did this year

Douglas the Lurpak mascot had a serf following him around whispering "Remember you are butter man"

First of all, I have to know is the chef is a human or a rat puppeteering a human...

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

The Marleys were dead, to begin with

I'm a regular guy, I put my trousers on the same way as everyone else: falling into them through a hole in the ceiling via a contraction operated by my long suffering dog

BOB CRATCHIT: ♫ There's something in the wind today that's good for everyone. Yes, faith is in our hearts today, we're shining like the sun And everyone can feel it, the feeling's running deep After all, there's only one more sleep til Christmas. ♫

It’s amazing how faithful The Muppet Christmas Carol is to the original novel.

Ten Lordes a leaping

To the people in my screening of Fire and Ash, who were playing Avatar bingo and would turn on their phone lights to mark when a relevant thing happened in the movie: learn some fucking decorum

Even in these difficult times we must continue making art. That's why I will always post things such as "The ass is the window to the soul"

“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

Genoa? I hardly know 'er

JACOB MARLEY: It's good to be heckling again! ROBERT MARLEY: It's good to be doing anything again!

I got my Clock Wrapped! Crazy to think how much I used the clock app this year, I’m addicted lol! #clockwrapped

New listing! Junk and Disorderly

@brainmage.bsky.social I have received the duck!

Propane? No no, I'm anti-pain

Of course, you couldn't write Great Expectations now because Miss Havisham wouldn't qualify for a PIP