Here is a ghost, reading a horror novel (it's about an exorcist)

Owl-Bear Camus

Owl-Bear Camus

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I want to watch a movie where Catherine Tate and Phoebe Waller-Bridge meet their French doppelgangers played by Noémie Merlant and Audrey Fleurot. Then they rob a bank or something.

Doing more drawings for ko-fi donations this week (including the ones that folks very kindly donated for last time round but that I didn't get a chance to do on account of my Agonies meaning I couldn't sit at a desk for very long). If you can, anything very much welcome ko-fi.com/wangleberry !

I'll probably stop using theatrical trapdoors eventually, it's just a stage I'm going through

New listing! Make Yourself Fucking Lovely

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off

Kingpin loves the Chuckle Brothers

Bloody hell. It's so hot in London I think I could put an egg on the bonnet of my car.

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

So without further ado, let's get right into it. But first - further ado!

If this does not reflect your view you should understand That those who own the papers also own this land youtu.be/riMTjJMytpc?...

Hench Gump

If you're my friend and you're watching Eurovision I *am* judging you

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Wesley no mates Streeting 🙏

Disney+ : Because you watched Planet Of The Apes (1968), you might enjoy Planet Of The Apes (2001). Me: Ok, firstly how dare you

It's not British values if you pick on me - Keir Starmer

I often cat sit this queen. This is the view I had waking up from a nap

In the original, the wicker man wore underpants, but the remake had a knickerless cage

Is RFK jr just Dr Spaceman?

Artists, if you see this post a bird.🪶 Any art form; no-AI 🎨

The imdb FAQs for Tenet asking the big questions

Imagining a Simon & Garfunkel and Beastie Boys collab. S&G: parsley, sage, rosemary BB: AND TIME!

so excited to see my favorite franchise given the Hollywood treatment!!!

They tried to reverse the bus and it became a sub

Drinking taxpayer subsidised booze at work, and laughing at us whilst they do it.

Thank you Louis! Here is your cheeky penguin

Well I just think if science was real, taking a bath would also clean the tub

This isn't a regular portrait of a lady on fire

I'm reminded that at school the head teacher got knighted so we had to call him sir news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/educati...

@brainmage.bsky.social Happy birthday! As a treat, here is my interpretation of the funeral for the back end of a pantomime horse.

Important note on the Wikipedia page for The Art Of War

Fuck all the way off

It's weird that more people don't talk about those red numbers in the corner of your vision that are always counting down.

Sad to hear about Keir Starmer. Nothing's happened, I just don't like hearing about him.

@murderbastard.bsky.social Is the new episode sponsored by Hastings Tourism? I really want to go on the funicular now.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Wait, in the new Godzilla film he travels to the Planet Of The Apes?? Seems a bit farfetched to me

yeah we can tell, jay

I heard there was a handy clasp That helps rock climbers with their grasp Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener It saves on space, it opens in, And closes with a subtle spring, The humble and the trusty Carabiner

"learn to use AI, or you're going to get left behind..." Like, dogg, if this shit ever works, it's not like it's going to be hard to use. It's whole appeal is the world's dumbest dipshits can use it to "create," I'm not worried about learning how to describe some shit to computer.