the deal is simple. for every crisis you throw at me i will only become more determined and so much weirder

Happy pączki day to all who celebrate

Business opportunity: App that recruits people with low credit scores to shop for you

The thing about The Substitute is Tom Berenger has beautiful pillowy DSLs. You can’t turn around and hand the mantle over to Treat Williams, whose lips are dialup at best

it's so true. when Berenger was The Substitute, everything was going right youtu.be/oqrtoFWglMY?...

Do you think they know that 80% of their export sales are from idiots at the anime store being subliminally reminded of Kiryu and the boys?

had a very respectful chat about theology tonight

because of this i’m now obsessed with hand-drawn computer displays / technical readouts in animated films from the 80s

ARE YOU A KAT PERSON? Come drop off any t-shirt at 7016 N Clark St and we’ll turn it into custom Kat campaign merch!

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

This is what ICE looks like

we’re hiring for an experienced engineering manager at @gardens.dev ! fully remote WFH, great benefits/salary/*equity*, no drama or horseshit, and the game is really something special. listing is below but DM if you have questions gardens.dev/careers

I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice.

Look at what they’ve done to the big glass boy 😭

Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club! You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

these accusations of being queer and weird really take me back to middle school

you know when you finally watch a classics of film, and at first it's so good it's peeving you off a lil bit that it took you this long. but then you're just happy a movie could still bring your cold bitter heart this much absolute joy anyway just watched martin scorsese's after hours 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Attn: tape sickos

bell labs but it's just modest salaries for transfems working remotely

Today I learned when I was 8 I named my guinea pig after a turn of the century play about class and gender. I didn’t know about her troubled past but I hope Miss Julie enjoyed settling down to a nice felt hammock with lots of parsley

"Being in trouble is a fake idea" has never been more true, or vital

Doodling is especially therapeutic after being assaulted with PowerPoint llm images all week. It’s so soothing to remember that my worst bootleg Garfield sketch is still infinitely more meaningful than whatever oversaturated half-digested slop the machine upchucks in a vain attempt to fill the void

Annie Rauwerda, creator of Depths of #Wikipedia, lives for the internet’s weirdest footnotes. Case in point: the long-gone Garfield the cat “G-Mail,” a defunct web curiosity now surviving only on the #WaybackMachine. 🙀📬 Read more 👉 blog.archive.org/2026/02/05/d... @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social

Oh no I woke up with enough time and energy to work on the creative projects that have been eating away at me

i cannot express what a relief it was to show up to the block club meeting in the new neighborhood to find it was mostly fellow quirked up millennials. it's so organized i assumed the worst.

Why do your organizing over Signal? So that you don't do your organizing on an app that hasn't been tested or reviewed, run by a guy who doesn't tell his users about data breaches and security problems. www.ibtimes.co.uk/stopice-hack...

stop showing me stuff thats going to be in history books later. its basically a form of homework

Posting is inherently Pastafarian.

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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

if u r a trans woman u have to remember this . if u forget something everything else then good. if u forget nothing else then good. but u have to remember that this man Did That for a BOYMODER

This was a fun interview to do! Also a few of you might be in the Nighthawk photo they used!

It’s nice to log on and get a little treat, just for me

Website called me daycrew?

This inspired me

got my next tattoo

This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

outside of individual donations to gofundmes and such, one helpful destination for your money right now is this bond fund. everyone being released from broadview needs to pay $1500 bond, which is obviously insane. it's going to cost like $925k to successfully spring 615 people linktr.ee/mw_bondfund

If anyone has connections in Charlotte, NC or any other city where ICE/CBP are ramping up operations or announcing intent, I’d be happy to tap them into our Chicago whistle network. Please message me on Signal if you’re willing to host assembly events or receive supplies! emidly.08

Invented a new type of dinner where you sneak tiny slivers of coffee cake every 15-30 minutes until it’s too late to cook

Jan 30 is the next major deadline date to watch, as well as what the House does with this deal.

thanks everyone who came out or donated

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