my ex wife and I got married at madison’s hair garden and the only reason the mayor shut down nearby streets was because of the hostages.

STOP THE STEAL!

🫵 that’s Vozinha

AHHHHH

not enough Vozinha

this empire is DEAD dead. when the space colonists return to learn what life in Earth-era America was like they’ll spend months excavating a Buc-ees wondering how we survived so long with chronic diarrhea.

need hydration break for chelada

the dumpsters really start to express themselves this time of year

woman waiting for the bus in a bikini top and a Burger King crown. I assume she’s the alder.

I really should have put the rest of my cheladas in the fridge I’m SO FUCKED

panting like a dog

feels like everyone is going for gold in a doing too much contest

Failure appl music session from a few weeks back really nice

misread a garage sale sign as CRAIG SALE. just getting rid of some of my old craigs.

THEY KILLED THE ASTON VALKYRIE!!!!!

Sitting in an ER. Just overheard a patient strapped to a gurney say “Well that’s not very cash money.”

it’s actually insane how many viral reels are overtly OF promos to get profile click thru to find a link inside of a profile highlight. the community guidelines to restrict explicitly being an OF model/account has made their content more powerful and impactful. Stanford product types can’t beat feet

jones' big lie here is that they've already relied on the same people as the DSA types — particularly left-wing/progressive, generally students or under-35-ish people, often minorities when doing minority outreach — to do a lot the GOTV work while giving them nothing

what’s the best nickname you have for your pet(s)? I’ve been calling this thing Bida Pollenfoote and Moobot Supreme. songs you sing to them also legal.

read the article about Mexico’s disappeared and the World Cup happening during and within it. just devastatingly grim. I can’t even fathom the fortitude and strength of these mothers. 130,000 people gone over the last 20 or so years. don’t tell me god is real.

this is like a real life Ren & Stimpy gag

is everyone being normal today

anybody mad at me rn?

when someone posts a nice scenic photo from an exotic locale I like to ask them if they’re in Humboldt Park

Are they all from pedestrians, cyclists, and motorists in downtown Charlotte

none of your fuckin’ business.

I get a goddamn text about the Obama Center like twice a day. I’m trying to organize my workplace, dog. I don’t have time or energy to peep your new Spotify playlist and architectural eye sore.

passed an obviously Euro family on World Cup holiday this sidewalk this morning and stopped to ask from where they were visiting. nice Austrian folks [without seeing their ancestors’ military service records] all the father and sons with the Aussie rugby mullet.

Allbirds are a beauty debuff. Put simply, Allbirds make you seem ugly. If you are say, an alluring 10 [and you are], the Allbirds penalty will render you a 6 at best!

Hulk Hogan was the Ronald Reagan of professional wrestling.

woof, I guess the Ty Gibbs sponsorship is finally starting to wear on God.

and when i’m back in chicago

does anyone know why the music of Tom Petty has pissed me off since I was a child?

happy pride to you, too, dogshit restaurant group taco spot serially reporter for being the scene of assaults!

oh to be back in the land of Coca-Cola

you won’t catch me serving crowd pleasers at my cookout

it’s time for a few new lifestyles especially ones with some goddamn aesthetics

Pausa de hidratación

please dear god stop pretending this was a good race

it’s Heim Time (never do this fucking jingoistic dogshit event again. San Diego street race was a fundamental failure on every level.)

123xi

Austin Hill had a lock up into Turn 1 causing that incident when he should be LOCKED UP BY THE NCIS AND PUT AGAINST THE WALL

Austin Hill is a terrorist

my reels algo is irish folks and dolls. pretty good.

NOT THE DOOD WIPES POOPSICLE CAR

this San Diego race fucking sucks

RuPaul's Dragnet

nascar are chicken shit for not making the aircraft carrier part of the track

let’s get this San Diego Jingoism 250 rolling!! I’m ready to wreck some trucks!

da cramping ref