this is bad

cackling because I saw a bumper sticker that read “ MACKLEMORE MADE ME WOKE”

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that’s how it stands today, you decide if he was wise

@malaiseforever.bsky.social nice seeing you today

investing wisely

last night we met the guy who designed the Milwaukee it’s tits! poster lol

I love seeing Larry Blurred

Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.

Lost episode of MST3K just got submitted to Fark.com - there are lost episodes?

I don’t remember who coined it first or how exactly it was said, but whoever said that transphobia is basically an early symptom of unfettered psychosis is completely correct

I was today years old

I just tried using shazam in a dream to id a song playing at a some sort of occult house party

wanna be layed back. probably truck freak.

esprit de corps 📉

I love a good survey

Kids these days don’t watch Flubber

mandatory in office is flattening my frontal lobe at an alarming rate. I need to invent some sort of workplace enrichment or intellectual investment that keeps me from going catatonic.

how bout them Bulls!?

BAGODONUTS

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thinking of this today for rubber chicken related reasons youtu.be/5Pd8Kbv6lEE?...

I still can’t believe that when I was at Holy Diver in New Orleans at 2 am they put on The Seventh Seal and then switched it to Julian Donkey Boy

happy saint patrick's day everyone

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

raw dogging code is so back

teaching my young coworker about the Ford Probe

Ohhh the green today is cute!!! Oh! You’re Irish? Like 32 counties Irish or every one of your uncles is a cop Irish?

Today is the only day you can post this picture of Penta. 🤼‍♂️

I do not like when the tech worker’s “work boots” cost $300+

pov you are at the gas station

I’m worried the Revolution ppv is still going

I miss my TR-8 :(

Have the IndyCar announcers ever considered that Sting Ray Robb's name didn't destine him for racing but instead maybe working at an aquarium in a mid-sized city?

RIP Lil Joe

all these hyper masc ig bootcamp vids start out with “we’re looking for men…” idk sounds gay? I guess the gay agenda is recruiting?

are you mad at me?

I love when Pickford winks after a save

u c’in this?

OH NO! Mazzerati killed me actually.

Sort of picked a bad day to reveal my new wresting gimmick, The Woke Ginger.

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like Woke Ginger

new post from dwayne #newpostfromdwayne

I was over the moon with the Dodge Stealth because I didn’t see shit all morning Saturday and we turned a corner to find this beauty

New Orleans car diary pt. 1