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Cool Jim
1 day ago
my ex wife and I got married at madison’s hair garden and the only reason the mayor shut down nearby streets was because of the hostages.
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STOP THE STEAL!
1 day ago
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🫵 that’s Vozinha
1 day ago
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AHHHHH
1 day ago
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not enough Vozinha
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this empire is DEAD dead. when the space colonists return to learn what life in Earth-era America was like they’ll spend months excavating a Buc-ees wondering how we survived so long with chronic diarrhea.
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2 days ago
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need hydration break for chelada
3 days ago
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the dumpsters really start to express themselves this time of year
3 days ago
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woman waiting for the bus in a bikini top and a Burger King crown. I assume she’s the alder.
3 days ago
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I really should have put the rest of my cheladas in the fridge I’m SO FUCKED
4 days ago
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panting like a dog
4 days ago
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feels like everyone is going for gold in a doing too much contest
4 days ago
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Failure appl music session from a few weeks back really nice
5 days ago
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misread a garage sale sign as CRAIG SALE. just getting rid of some of my old craigs.
5 days ago
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THEY KILLED THE ASTON VALKYRIE!!!!!
6 days ago
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Nick (derogatory) ✨
7 days ago
Sitting in an ER. Just overheard a patient strapped to a gurney say “Well that’s not very cash money.”
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it’s actually insane how many viral reels are overtly OF promos to get profile click thru to find a link inside of a profile highlight. the community guidelines to restrict explicitly being an OF model/account has made their content more powerful and impactful. Stanford product types can’t beat feet
7 days ago
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Alex P. 👹
7 days ago
jones' big lie here is that they've already relied on the same people as the DSA types — particularly left-wing/progressive, generally students or under-35-ish people, often minorities when doing minority outreach — to do a lot the GOTV work while giving them nothing
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what’s the best nickname you have for your pet(s)? I’ve been calling this thing Bida Pollenfoote and Moobot Supreme. songs you sing to them also legal.
7 days ago
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read the article about Mexico’s disappeared and the World Cup happening during and within it. just devastatingly grim. I can’t even fathom the fortitude and strength of these mothers. 130,000 people gone over the last 20 or so years. don’t tell me god is real.
8 days ago
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this is like a real life Ren & Stimpy gag
8 days ago
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is everyone being normal today
9 days ago
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anybody mad at me rn?
9 days ago
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when someone posts a nice scenic photo from an exotic locale I like to ask them if they’re in Humboldt Park
9 days ago
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Fred Smith
10 days ago
Are they all from pedestrians, cyclists, and motorists in downtown Charlotte
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none of your fuckin’ business.
10 days ago
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I get a goddamn text about the Obama Center like twice a day. I’m trying to organize my workplace, dog. I don’t have time or energy to peep your new Spotify playlist and architectural eye sore.
10 days ago
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passed an obviously Euro family on World Cup holiday this sidewalk this morning and stopped to ask from where they were visiting. nice Austrian folks [without seeing their ancestors’ military service records] all the father and sons with the Aussie rugby mullet.
10 days ago
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Allbirds are a beauty debuff. Put simply, Allbirds make you seem ugly. If you are say, an alluring 10 [and you are], the Allbirds penalty will render you a 6 at best!
10 days ago
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Hulk Hogan was the Ronald Reagan of professional wrestling.
10 days ago
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woof, I guess the Ty Gibbs sponsorship is finally starting to wear on God.
11 days ago
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and when i’m back in chicago
11 days ago
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does anyone know why the music of Tom Petty has pissed me off since I was a child?
12 days ago
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happy pride to you, too, dogshit restaurant group taco spot serially reporter for being the scene of assaults!
12 days ago
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oh to be back in the land of Coca-Cola
12 days ago
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you won’t catch me serving crowd pleasers at my cookout
12 days ago
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it’s time for a few new lifestyles especially ones with some goddamn aesthetics
12 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
13 days ago
Pausa de hidrataciĂłn
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please dear god stop pretending this was a good race
13 days ago
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it’s Heim Time (never do this fucking jingoistic dogshit event again. San Diego street race was a fundamental failure on every level.)
13 days ago
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123xi
13 days ago
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Austin Hill had a lock up into Turn 1 causing that incident when he should be LOCKED UP BY THE NCIS AND PUT AGAINST THE WALL
13 days ago
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Austin Hill is a terrorist
13 days ago
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my reels algo is irish folks and dolls. pretty good.
13 days ago
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NOT THE DOOD WIPES POOPSICLE CAR
14 days ago
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this San Diego race fucking sucks
14 days ago
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RuPaul's Dragnet
14 days ago
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nascar are chicken shit for not making the aircraft carrier part of the track
15 days ago
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let’s get this San Diego Jingoism 250 rolling!! I’m ready to wreck some trucks!
15 days ago
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da cramping ref
15 days ago
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