the quiet coworker says goodnight to me now. put in the work and good things come. all it takes is a month of saying “goodnight” to someone.

might be a dino jr. day

be warned: the pigeons are getting rutty

do you think you’d be able to tell if I got lined up at the Jan 6th barber?

if you steal someone’s identity and get caught you should have to do their job and their chores for a year while they chill. if you wanna be me so bad clean my room.

the schoolmarm from Little Rascals ghosted me :(

guy wagging his finger at a car that almost hit him dying “bad driver! bad!” as if admonishing a dog lol

From what I’ve ascertained: The Chicago Police unilaterally exerted their authority to close Lawrence Ave from DLSD to the Kennedy as well as parts of both highways and Sheridan Rd. They restricted parking and towed without notice, and the city is responsible for the lost Parking Meter revenue.

put Landman on and it’s immediately clear why my dad was so jacked about it. they wrote so many dad-bait lines into this even more than I expected.

lmao

devastating team to lose a 1 run game to :(

postal worker in uniform with a keffiyeh and a Sox hat it’s hard as fuck. you can have the getting a fit off postal worker with the chain wallet. this is my champion.

I appreciate how humiliating vaping is and especially that everyone hitting the vape knows it. There’s no sexy cool way to pull the usb stick or hit the plastic block that looks like it’s from a toddler’s learn-your-shapes toy. Fuckers are doing sleight of hand to the take a 3nic rip. Devastating.

could you imagine running your fingers along Ernest Borgnine’s brow wrinkles?

Having a hard time getting myself to stop mumbling “Mutter’s Day” at my desk. Return to office is going great.

Buzz Aldrin is the Ric Flair of space

Archers of Loaf 1994-02-12 at Lounge Ax archive.org/details/ajc0...

getting worked up and reviving my theory that if Tommy Harris and Mike Brown don’t get hurt the 06/07 Bears win the Super Bowl. I’m ready to call the SCORE.

would you host a parasite if it needed a place to stay for a day or two? I think most wouldn’t and it says everything you need to know about this planet.

they also don’t know they’re about to step in French bulldog turds with their Allbirds

the once a week drones don’t know anyone might need to get off the train before the loop

I wasn’t born to go downtown to slam on computer. I was born to drink beers in the woods with my friends.

I love robins

had the thought at the work urinal earlier that “if I were smart, would I live like I do?” and quickly shot the notion down because being a dumbass has nothing to do with intelligence

sucks when all your smoker buddies stop smoking it’s like heaters are gluten all of a sudden

Damn… not even the Sweetwater rep calls me anymore. Ashton, I thought we had something real.. You sold me a mic stand. You asked how it was going with the mic stand. I guess our relationship was just a one mic stand.

sometimes you wanna use a post-hardcore song with a post but have to wonder if the song is maybe too explicitly about ending yourself

I’ve got a beef with the crossword author for using “LOOTERS” and having the hint be about protesters so goddamn often

I started the day commuting to Sade and shit and now I’m on the return trip listening to Team Dresch. no idea what happened inbetween.

Hell yeah, IndyCar! The build to the Epstein 250 is going great! ONE RACE will really resonate with this event. Epic!

3 of our overwintering Eastern Black Swallowtail babies hatched today!!!

shuffle running from JD Crowe & the New South to the Strike Under cover of Damaged Goods wasn’t as jarring as it should be

thinking too hard about Bernard Purdie’s drumming on Sign In Stranger for this time of day

we used to vaccinate for Honky Pox :(

seems like everyone’s talking about “the idea of Dubai,“ but never the idea of putting on The Doobie Brothers‘ 1978 studio album “Minute By Minute” and experiencing an all-star rhythm section and legendary vocal performances 😔

yo check this guy’s hard drive yesterday

oh my god lmao

he really did bleed lol

Mascara Dorada is so sick dude that ruled

bathroom at the park is full of blood - is that good?

I smell better today btw

[guy who fell in a stagnant pond an hour ago voice] yuck! what’s that smell.

Mr. President, mars needs moms. What is the White House doing with respect to this issue?

it’s the weekend

Pretty neat to see ghetto house and footwork appear in the Sun-Times thanks to the paper’s ongoing mural project

goddamn bro I’m trying to enjoy the bird sounds by the river don’t come over here in your fuckin turbo mustang and blast emotionally dysregulated drunk guy ballads

the swifts and swallows and what not are going nut

river’s up