had some good food at an izakaya in the east village

Oops! You just encountered Fargond dog!

ive got a dark sense of humor: when i see something humorous, i darken it

no avatars, no buttons or icons, just text. and vim shortcuts

watching Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) and it is eerily prescient. if things continue the way they're going, it is inevitable apes will rise up in revolt against mankind

Not exactly an "incredible" deal

you don't need all those t-shirts

So relatable! @scottaukerman.bsky.social

self explanatory

standing in line to see the show tonight and there's a light on, heavy glow

better than i expected. the Winners Taste All lifestyle pays off yet again

you Win Son, you lose some: my review of today's brunch

the movie or the planet?

if you like horses you will like this picture

we can moderate ourselves. just designate some sort of "idiot king"

EMF's Unbelievable has to be one of the best songs that samples Andrew Dice Clay saying "OH!!!!" of all time

we just finished apostle 3 and need to tighten up the synoptics a little bit

need advice from someone who is good at halloween

old mother hubbard? yeah, i left 'er to die during covid -- andrew dice cuomo

if you are cursed with engineer brain, know this: root cause analysis works on people too. you can use this to figure out why someone is upset, and apply that knowledge to make them no longer upset

joke recycled from yesterday's bizarro performance... not a good sign

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

weird motel next to an abandoned theme park yeah some of you have been there too i'm sure

always exciting to find out other people have the same hobby as you

no one ever believed a woman could be a monkey's uncle until she broke the glass ceiling. rip jan goodyall

any chicks online atm? i can come back later if no

nice post 👇

☝️ cute post

folks you gotta learn to spot a gimmick acct

hmm, never seen season 2 episode 18 of futurama before. now to take a big bite of popplers and press play

shaping up to be an uncle autumn

depression level: watching a ryan murphy show

what are we a bunch of etc etc

if i lived in a haunted house i'd be fine with it. i would let the ghosts and/or demons go hog wild. torture me as much as you want. i'm not putting up any fight

i blame tiktok for this. seconds? a movie should be at *least* an hour long

if you didn't have that guy you'd be fuckin' done

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Hey friends, I'm re-learning how to read playing card tarot with my @playbalatro.com deck. Happy to offer 3 card reads for free and ask, if you appreciate the reading, to consider a donation to a local cause to my heart... [1/2]

was just kicked out of the Regal Union Square movie theater for some reason while trying to watch HIM

ahh!! AHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

so much funny stuff happening today, and more funny things may happen as well

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

who the hell is Bready Stinellis??

Warlock is on at the bar again

"i don't know what i'm up against i don't know what it's all about i got so much to think about" -- Plato's Apology of Socrates

one cool trick is you can say something like "hey your posture is different today, whats going on?" and people will think you're paying way closer attention to them and become worried.

THIS is how i found out