folks, we got 'im

thanksgiving social power dynamic cheat code: at dinner, float this idea "they should make coca cola in tallboy can sizes, i bet theres a market for that" and when someone informs you they already sell those, say "wow you know a lot about soda. its not good for you you know"

without downloading new pics whats it like dating you?

sweater weather pizza

Kurumizawa's Folly is real good

some folks on here are not familiar with the "you delete, me take" rule

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

recording some demo videos for my friend who mistakenly asked 'why can't capslock toggle uppercase on selected text?' so now he's gonna learn about Karabiner-Elements and kindaVim

starting to think that wasn't a normal energy drink

ok thats enough from me i don't put much stake in electoral stuff

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President Gianna Michaels

CENTRIST WEENIE: trump is going to LOVE it if mamdani is elected *monkeys paw bends toward justice*

this is an official diagnosis from a doctor btw

tried a white monster energy for the first time and my head is buzzing i understand why so many of you are making hyperpop

eating a slice of pizza while lugging a 14lb turkey onto the subway

they should add gork to this app so you all don't have to keep copy and pasting

don't blame me blame the fcc

BROKE: installing a bidet for a cleaner ass BESPOKE: installing a bidet so you can wash down your meal

(if pokemon were real and Swirlix came in an orange variety) theres a dang swirlix in the whitehouse

ignoring all political posts today i'm logging straight into the always neutral McdonaldsSky feed

trying to remember the name of the comedian/podcaster/voice actor/funnyman guy i like but i recently suffered a traumatic brain injury:

pizza

its ficto to not like guys just 2d guys and fanfic guys i'm ficto, i'm ficto ficto ficto 🎶

if theres any girls here who don't find me sus hey hows it goin

your race tower is named crace towen,???

if theres any girls on here hey hows it goin

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

me and who

years ago i had to sell my bass guitar which was signed by wayne sermon. i only got $35 for it

friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have

"steppin' large and laughin' easy" is my favorite euphemism for having a big dick. thank you enzyte commercial

@howintensive.bsky.social mitch i went tiki mode tonight

its crazy to me how Hereditary (2018) was made completely irrelevant by estelle allen's song dui

stay tuned for the merch link drop

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message?? yea plx dont email my fridge address

watching Kentucky Fried Movie for the first time and so far i'm not impressed. besides the breasts. there's some good ones in here

i need to find “BookSky” so that I can ruin everyone’s fun, can you help me?

never been a scab before but i *need* to post. sorry kurt

ok this could be fun

when i see john fetterman's face i'm never sure if he wants food, sex, or cuddles

i am the democratic party's worst nightmare: stupid enough to fall for their bullshit but plagued with oppositional defiant disorder so i'm against it anyway

marilyn monroe died on my birthday which i guess is why everybody always sings her favorite song to me

ok but botulism also keeps our foreheads smooth so who's to say if thats good or bad

not my circus, not my monkeys -- me seeing the circus i own burning down and all the monkeys i employ there perishing in flame