some guy calling himself a “scientist” tried to use numbers to explain Magic to me and i lost my fucking mind and called the constable

youtu.be/SXmRRVI1j9g?... how are these sounds even human….wilsonian vocal folding suggesting immanence…music is ended

i got Ashbery on the mind these days

Everyone compose an aubade for me

Louis Antoine Saint Just Yaoi

Whats everyones favorite fruit

the sscond time i ever logged into Online i found a video called ‘château self suck under chandelier’

Contemplating various fits & meltdowns i can stage

saying stuff like “Germane to the text,” about Sugar Ray’s “every morning”

80s lou reed songs are about a guy seeing something and then going up to it and it turns out that it’s something else.,

Kool

Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

2day i had a rude customer and so i stayed smiling and helpful and she said she didnt like my attitude and i said “im smiling and helping you” and she said “youre thinking mean thoughts about me” and i said “im not” and then she went to a manager and told them i was thinking mean thoughts about her

I wish theyd make weed illegal again. it stopped working on me after they made it legal

my ass is attached to my body with velcro

Wow.. I’m speechless at the moon and stars. They’re so beautiful I cannot even decribe them….. Just kidding mother fucker. They are white circles that glow. Easy to describe. Next

Debout! les damnés de la terre

Convexity….

trying to cultivate this vibe

Should i start reading DeWitt samurai or,, piss myself off on purpose by reading Lerner 10:04

Imagine a new app that could show you everything in the world. It seems good at first but..well what if you found out about atrocities? about betrayals?

There was once a b0ng that was so amazing—it got you maximum stoned off of 1 hit. im talking many chambers, coolant tubes...beautiful. Here's the thing, the bong is sexy..it looks like a woman-as you smoke more, the bong becomes a fixture of your life...youre in love with the bong

finished THE CLOWN by Heinrich Böll, it is a Silly Novel, i like when he’s spilling stuff on himself

When A Baddie is Valid …yeah. big fan of that….

Worf is a man on the tv show: star trek

gf learning Surfs Up on Piano gotta be top five weed smoking backdrop vibes i ever had

whats the best John Ashbery book for a noob,

Why cant i do audio posts i got some song parodies ive been working on….

Columnated Ruins Naruto

these folks today would probably make a freakin…theyd make a record probably called PEPSI SOUNDS or something…these stupid folks

im at the book store/cafe do u need anything before i get myself banned for Conniptions

They’re saying he’s got on a North Face sized for a Husky Youth. They’re saying this

what should i think about today

Meet Me At The Tsingtao LVMH mural,,,

Lets do a deep dive on mindfulness

Durger

take the aux next chance you get and play this youtu.be/Dr8_vESwljg?...

The Beach Boys Love You (1977) is the greatest album of all time,,

soooo the SJW crowd demanded Obama nerf cigarettes….and he did

Weezer New Album 1. The Pilloried Man 2. Accosted Again 3. Masses Harangued Me 4. The Cage (1) 5. My Crimes Unabsolved 6. The Cage (2) 7. Not Another Pillory 8. Every Rivers End 9. ‘Til Death Do Me Soon 10. Louis Antoine Saint-Just Obliterate Weezer 11. Goodbye Rivers Corgan, Hello Firing Squad

WE ARE HARANGUING WEEZER. EE ARE ORGANIZED AND DOING TARGETED HARRASSMENT ON THE WEEZER MAN HIMSELF—RIVERS CORGAN. WE WILL SEE HIM CAGED IN PUBLIC! WE WILL SEE RIVERS CORGAN PILLORIED METHINKs

PUT WEEZER IN A CAGE! PUT HIM IN A CAGE! PILLORY WEEZER! PILLORY WEEZER! ACCOST THE WEEZER MAN NOW

Violent Crackdown on Weezer

Weezer should be made illegal

how do i make it so i dont see any embarrassing or annoying people on this web forum

wearing a way too small for me north face jacket and big pants rn

DETERMINE “GAMER TYPE” BY LINGO THEY USE: "I must game immediately" - Urgent Gamer "I'll bring my all to the game." -Devoted Gamer "I'm always five moves ahead" - "The Expert" "I play to win. Period" - A Glorious Gamer "Don't bother me. I'm in the zone." - "A Classic Lone Wolf"

Just saying that if i were the Captain of Jazz, i wouldnt make a bunch of angular guitar songs about leaving my baseball cap at my ex girlfriend's house

Lord Byron delivered pleasure in pathless words, raptures in the lonely shores, etc. And as a modern day romantic, I am having Urban Outfitters deliver you a decorated glass water bottle...my treat

Hey its me. Remember we met on tinder last spring? Well i got stuck in a crevice again lol. Haha. oh…thats okay! ———————————— Hey its me. Remember we met on okcupid well guess what i did again