i'm on the deck with boo

oh my god is he ALLOWED to say that???????

It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

is anyone else concerned that the only "generational anthem" for 18-28 that isn't a kids song or from another media property is a song from before 2010

i don't know

*white skill position rookie makes a vaguely impressive play* announcer: "wow, the fans here are gonna LOVE this guy! he's so much fun to watch play!"

Fritos Racerz (1999-1999) Fritos corn chips, in the shape of little racecars. Available in "original" and "nacho cheese" varieties. Since they were released in 1999, they received the requisite Jeff Gordon tie-in, and a "z" on the end, as were both the style at the time.

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

The editors on that planned Sinclair documentary got through about 10 minutes of this sort of footage and went, ummm.

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I live for this shit

On a boys trip and you KNOW I’m unironically playing The Sloppy Boys “Give It Up” on the Bluetooth

hm seems michigan state isn't playing football well when it's midnight their time

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forget aew all out. gimme that a&w all out. gimme a big ol root beer float

Seriously this is insane to me that no one in years has corrected him on this. He literally thinks people claiming asylum are from mental asylums. There is overwhelming evidence of this and no one gives a shit.

stream today! it'll be our special salute to corporate empires whose whole thing is seeming "laid back"

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

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on this day five years ago, my best friend moved in 🖤

i'm for banning asmr and not banning porno

This bill also targets, by name, ASMR content. In Michigan, ASMR would be entirely banned.

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excaspe the fate

i'm at a concert. good thing they're doing a sound check. that way the band will know the sound is good before they get on stage, ensuring a great show from start to finish. "check your double check so your check checks out" that's what my 7th grade teacher always said

is disney+ leftist? is todd howard a queer ally? is xbox game pass™ my friend?

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

This rules lmao

i wonder how jack allison is doing today

a fuckin robot just brought my burrito to my table

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i don't know

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

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what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now

all of these people deserve each other

The median Bluesky user

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

I know this is my go-to answer but I’m saying it anyway: we could solve a lot of young adult social isolation and radicalization by getting them involved in curling clubs

Downtown Arby's (Series, 2010 - 2015)

everyone out here slandering labubu for being satanic and yet not a peep about that little freak stitch

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

i am so pissed off that taco bell has grouped the cool ranch doritos locos taco in its supposed y2k menu

"how ya gonna keep em down on the farm"

found a dang cobweb in my apartment in a corner i never look at. and the worst thing is that none of you, my supposed friends, never told me about it!!!!!