not enough people are ripping on this guy though

i hope dambo had a great birthday :^)

it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬

i don't know

i'll probably just be taking a big shit at halftime

it's almost whiskey friday, baby

parents in the early 2000s after bubb rubb and lil sis went viral

that the president is a rapidly decaying lunatic is the worst kept secret in the world right now when It Happens, we are going to get countless accounts about how bad it was and how everyone knew and it's absolute malpractice that the same media that went full court press on Biden Old ignores it

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one of their predictions is literally "people are gonna use our app less"

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

this shit sucks major ass. i hate it.

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

we should do this but for op-ed columnists. they're usually the ones that deserve to be bullied

i bet you anything that if bug mane goes on doughboys any time in the next two months he will be raving about melania

the way this ad feels like a dr roberta bobby tweet

found a youtube channel that was called "Michigan Boys" and it really tells a story

when did people start widely pronouncing the x when talking about multiplication? when it says "3x" they say "three x" instead of "three times" it seems like we're getting stupider

stanford undergrads chosen to be guards show concern, but decide to "go with it"

My A.I. girlfriend loves shopping... Yeah, online shopping 😩

i'm hearing reports that greg bovino is slated to take over as the head organizer of the upcoming event "fyre fest 2026" aw jeez here we go again!!

hell yeha

introducing whiskey monday-thursday, whiskey sunday morning, and whiskey 60 minutes

in the olden days they used to have horses and water and a corncob pipe. now we have faygo

the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public

changed my banner image in honor of my next podcast episode

i am soliciting "mailbag questions" for my beloved podcast "Yes Michigan With Mitch And With Greggy" what things would you like to know about michigan

there's this one disc golf youtuber and his main hook is that he finds cool discs in used bins. he recently revealed his "biggest used bin tip" and it's just "use ai on your phone to find out how much it's worth" as someone who loves thrifting this pisses me off so much

did amy klobuchar post this

her face is fucked if you ask me

the beaver buzz has one third the amount of caffeine that a large Panera charged lemonade had. chump change

homeowners are offline, renters we run this joint for the next hour

They watched Israel do this with every Palestinian they killed for two years and so they never imagined it wouldn't work

HELL YEAH i can finally get canadian energy drinks in michigan @stefanheck.bsky.social

my (very reasonable) mom literally said today "yeah but both sides are doing wrong things. those protestors are blocking traffic!" these are the type of people whose minds we need to change to make a difference

love collecting me some supplies. next time i stop by a Crafting Table i will turn them into a big sword

see, if you don't take care of the problem early it just keeps getting worse and worse!

Two Americas

the great outdoors is a top ten all time favorite movie of mine

go wings

when the prime minister of poland talks about the uselessness of appeasement, you listen

it really pisses me off that the party of climate change denialism is now suddenly obsessed with taking over greenland for no apparent reason

congrats to michigan state's legends/leaders annual crossover rival, indiana, on winning the national championship

see what im talking about? this is a meaningless pie chart. it has no bearing on who is the president right now. maybe if these guys were all in Iowa someone would give a fuck