if i were in charge this would get your entire company shut down. we can't keep letting these tech companies hollow out our systems in hopes that they someday become effective

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

"Every single day for four years I have thought about Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt gloating that you can dismantle a democracy right in front of a liberal's face piece by piece and all they'll do is convene committee meetings till the boots are in the halls." ― Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa.bsky.social)

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

i think that if pizza hut did a full rebrand to return to their 90s positioning as a relatively upscale fast casual establishment they'd be able to find their track again

wait you don't? then what the hell did i get

she has a point. when i go to the store i'm always hitting myself in the head with a big wooden mallet going "duuuuuh duuuuuh"

i appreciate that you described the razor-edged pendulum swinging back and forth above us, and noted in detail that it is also slowly descending towards the table we're strapped to. and yet i can't help but ask why you failed to condemn these acts or make clear to your audience that they are bad?

dan osullivan got banned from bluesky because he bought dril's account

My friend @osullyville.bsky.social has been arrested by the Trump DOJ and all of his posts on this platform seized. Please pray for his quick release and that no harm come to him.

so do these freaks like eugenics or not

if alf tried to eat my cat i'd send his wisecracking ass to hell

Remember like 15 years ago, when Russian dash cams of horrible accidents went viral? And everyone in Russia was using them because they couldn’t trust the authorities? Fundamentally, the dash cam and the body cam are the visual record of a failed state. They are a symptom posing as a substitute

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation

crappell groan

here's the new episode of Yes! Michigan! in this one, we very helpfully give advice for driving in snowy weather for non-Mitchigooners. then we try a whole mess of Koegel's Meats, and @howintensive.bsky.social grills me with a particularly diabolical quiz. open.spotify.com/episode/7cPP...

hm. that doesn't look good

lol this stinks

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something

made a thing at impression 5

Quilicura, Chile, one of the communities I wrote about in EMPIRE OF AI, has launched a brilliant initiative to inspire more responsible AI prompting. Today, don't use AI; ask the townspeople instead: quili.ai. So heartened to see this creative act of resistance.

This is the funniest gif I have ever seen

none of my faves have been implicated yet

this guy wint made a pretty good post

time for a gamer stream. i'm playing the kitty cat game twitch.tv/howintensive

gonna do a little "gamer stream" soon

By Dan McQuade: Report: FBI alerted Twitter to pants-shitting Undertaker parody account

not enough people are ripping on this guy though

i hope dambo had a great birthday :^)

it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬

i don't know

i'll probably just be taking a big shit at halftime

it's almost whiskey friday, baby

parents in the early 2000s after bubb rubb and lil sis went viral

that the president is a rapidly decaying lunatic is the worst kept secret in the world right now when It Happens, we are going to get countless accounts about how bad it was and how everyone knew and it's absolute malpractice that the same media that went full court press on Biden Old ignores it

one of my favorite mcquaid things deadspin.com/let-s-rememb...

I think the key that unlocks Dan was his desire to share the things he loved with other people. Wouldn’t be the worst way to honor him if we make the effort to do that for the things we love, too. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

one of their predictions is literally "people are gonna use our app less"

"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad

this shit sucks major ass. i hate it.

corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

we should do this but for op-ed columnists. they're usually the ones that deserve to be bullied

i bet you anything that if bug mane goes on doughboys any time in the next two months he will be raving about melania

the way this ad feels like a dr roberta bobby tweet

found a youtube channel that was called "Michigan Boys" and it really tells a story

when did people start widely pronouncing the x when talking about multiplication? when it says "3x" they say "three x" instead of "three times" it seems like we're getting stupider

stanford undergrads chosen to be guards show concern, but decide to "go with it"