next time someone says that "sticks and stones may break my bones" thing to you remember sword is just "words" backwards

according to the weather channel buffalo gals will be coming out tonight so look out for that

the thing about going to work is, they just keep making you do it for years on end. what a world

a good bit if you had a podcast without a patreon would be to put UNLOCKED - at the beginning of all your episodes

Bluesky please do your thing. RT this post until my soulmate sees it and falls in love with me and we get married on valentines day

i hope you all have a very valentines day next year!!!

You KNOW I’ve got to see UNDERTONE, the scary podcast movie!

it's the BIG GAME WEEKEND. need to figure out what meats to make? why not "serve the curve" with koegels! we discuss the Michigan classic in our "koegel ogle" episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...

Had to rent out the theater to see PRIMATE. The trailer was so scary I knew I needed to lay out a tarp and get nude for this one. Quick snapshot during the trailers.

Primate

blart-heads eating GOOD

my favorite food is salt

i get mcdonalds breakfast every saturday. ive tried to pretend its a coincidence for too long

my kids are my life. they are like family to me

uhoh im in reply guy mode again, prepare to converse

so sad as a man to know i will never make miss piggy jealous :c

TFW you find out it's listener appreciation week on the Yes! Michigan! Podcast. @thegreggiest.bsky.social @howintensive.bsky.social

if anyone gets ANYTHING twisted today I’m likely to go absolutely insane

some times i have to eat a little caesars pizza, for my health

i have so many stupid shitty game stores on my computer, its like going to a damn mini mall

The antipasto is the sourest of all salads in my experience

man Primate is really "hanging in there" at the local cineplex, eh?

Tunnels are for moles and mole people

In a better world all the podcasters would be watching and goofing on iron lung

im so happy it will be weekend soon

if you thirst for epic adventures, you might want to check out video games

you know whats a cool thing to say? "if im lyin im dyin"

no offense to any of my followers but if your voice sounds like deckard cain, YOUR OLD

sometimes the people in front of you in a self checkout lane are being very weird with it and you wonder what exactly the scam they’re running is

i fuckin hate calling in almost as much as i hate going to work

i believe in the black forest theory of alien life; if a race of intelligent life exists, they must be so busy curing their ham deep within their darkest forests that they don't have any time to communicate with us

god i wish this was me :c

my favorite food is Sumptuous Morsels

weed is cool but i heard weed 2 is coming out in march so im waiting for that

I like pretty much all the hunger games tbh. But the snake with a bird on its tail logo for the new one looks dumb as shit

Iron Lung

Things are going to “get low” and go out with a “good feeling” at one soon-to-close Southern Michigan college this spring with an appearance from Grammy-nominated rapper Flo Rida.

i want earbuds so small i can swallow them and i want them NOW!!!!

there should be a survivor season with hundreds of fake idols and one real one so every tribal everyone is like emptying their pockets in front of jeff and he's throwing all their idols into the fire

last week chipotle sent me an email BEGGING me to come back with a free small drink but i said forget it. THIS week they send me an email with a free side of guac. NEXT week they're going to be emailing me talking about come on in for a free napkin

i wonder if you had the world's best sloppy joe recipe if you could win one of these cooking shows with it. sometimes we reward the wrong things in our society

California raisins are what the m&ms will look like when they’re old.

i know basically every rules and i follow ALL of them

my head unscrews and i store it in a round tin canister i keep under my bed when i sleep. is that so wrong??

if you dont chew gum until your jaw hurts you arent getting your money's worth

i wish i had a treasure chest :c

here's the new episode of Yes! Michigan! in this one, we very helpfully give advice for driving in snowy weather for non-Mitchigooners. then we try a whole mess of Koegel's Meats, and @howintensive.bsky.social grills me with a particularly diabolical quiz. open.spotify.com/episode/7cPP...

my new bumper sticker

i find this VERY unlikely

Where do ghosts go on vacation?