Whether it’s “movies”, “television” or “books” creators are finding more and more ways to tell their stories. Why not tell yours in the comments below?

My fighting style is classic sword and board - The surfing samurai

To people saying the new Animal Farm looks bad. Yeah…. That’s the point. Tge whole story is basically an allegory about how farms are bad.

I think what probably happened is they asked him if there are any bad actors and he said “Dunno” and you mistook it for Dano. Which actually says more about what you think of Dano’s acting

“Can’t explain all the feelings that your making me feel”? Well Mr Darkness, that is the very job of a artist

In food world, the world where food and animals are swapped, people would kill a spaghetti sauce and cook it into a cow.

Some of the christmas songs are dark if you think too much about them. Like there’s no way a centaur baby can hurry down any chimney by choice. Someone’s chucking him.

I know I’m late to the Tarantino discourse but I just gotta say, it really is one if my favourite Canadian cities

Fine. Call it a earthworm. But by that logic we should call them a earthdog, a earthgator and a marsalien

Left shark basically turned the superbowl into a joke. They need fired NOW!

Everybody has that one liar they had to cut out from their life after they claimed that they used MissingNo to duplicate their rare candies even though the pokedex lists no such pokeman!

Nostradamus predicted i would write this post and that you wouldn't click like/rt on it. do you believe in free will? is breaking the prophecy a subversion of the order of the universe? interesting philosophical questions but only you can decide......

Please start including footnotes for your posts. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about but I think you are funny and smart and would probably agree with you.

Seems everyone was really into Trick Or Treating a few weeks ago but since then nothin

Just found out that beefburgers are made not from plants and funguses but something all together more bovine

Whenever YOU play Hades 2, it’s more like the Oaf of the unseen

This is like a carnival of filth but it’s clean

If i had a gun, I would only ever use it to shoot other people’s bullets out of the air

Carrot or stick? Hell, why not give me both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

If you ever need the toilet, you best pray that it’s piss. The other option is something all together more foul

Helping someone (giving them a hand etc) feels satisfying and nice. The bad guys should do that instead of being bad and angry all of the time

When the first Michael Bay transformers movie came out, I went to see it with my friend Glenn. Before we watched it he told me the only thing about transformers he knew was the theme song “Transformers: Robots City Style”

In many ways the electric guitar is the modern day acoustic guitar

To the people what want to slime me and dunk me in gunk. Not gonna happen

People love to use ai even though it is bad and shit

Just found out that the person Olivia Rodrigo was singing about in “Vampire” was a rich count called Dracula

The Bruce Springsteen movie coming out in Autumn is like the Bruce Winterman movie coming out in Summer

They say don’t reinvent the wheel but then we’d’ve never gotten monster trucks

If they do a christmas freddy movie they could call it Nightmare on Elf Street or Miracle on Elm Street or Santa Knife Glove or something else altogether. I’m not sure they’ll ever do it though. More of a Halloween time thing. Maybe they already did it. I only saw the 3rd one. I was a lil boy. Scary

God was on one when he built autumn. What if one of those leaves fall down and smack me on the head ?!?

I think youtube is linking songs from the Night of The Comet soundtrack to the wrong Chris Farren. youtu.be/KFtQc0dtJEI?... weird

Ranch dressing??? What is it, me putting on a checkered shirt?

What the HELL where the bloodhound gang talking about in those songs ?

The doctor should make a bootleg video of Pagliacci’s routine. That way Pag can watch it and cheer up

They should make Two Battle After Another

One Butthole After Another blew me away

My fourth novel Summer Moon Fall In Delicate Winter is coming this spring. Summer Moon wakes one morning to find that her father, Fall Delicate, has been murdered by the “man” known as Winter James, an artificially intelligent robot created by Dr. Spring Weasel who cured cancer and everyone loves.

Sticking a bottle of perfume up a skunk’s cloaca to prank my friends

Lilacs are a pretty plant with a sort of lavender colour

sapphires are like a special kind of gem used by gay women

They should bring the whole cast back and do THE MUMMY REBOOTS It would be interesting to see how Imhotep deals with smart phones and the rise of websites (“I’ve heard of Egypt but eBay ?!???” )

Does anyone know what spongebob squarepants is even meant to be ? A piece of cheese ?

Superman probably got bullied as a kid for being different “Ha ha, you can leap buildings in a single bound” “Oi Kent, you’re so fast you could probably outrun a speeding bullet but if it hit it wouldn’t penetrate your thick exterior” But he took those differences and made them his superpower.

David Lynch had to be smoking something when he came up with The Raserhead. He was well known for enjoying cigarettes

My new epic fantasy series is called “The battle of Lava V Magma”

The way i remember the difference between umbrellas and downbrellas is you hold umbrellas umb in the sky to protect you from rain

A sandwich restaurant that only has the fillings. You bring bread or a piece of lettuce (if calorie conscious) or a bap and you pay different amounts for the different condiments and fillings. If there’s any mould, it’s your own fault. You brought that mouldy bread.

A coffee restaurant with petrol station style coffee pumps. You only pay for what you pump. This is a thousand dollar idea.

It’s weird whenever there’s something that means so much to you and then you find out its origin and it’s really trivial. Like, I just found out that “The Donkey Rap” was from Shrek’s Christmas Fart

Youtube knows what’s up