Due to the incredible power of combinatorics it is statistically impossible for any two people on earth to have the same rankings of the star wars movies

Feature length !? Sounds like me describing my features

If someone’s face isn’t listening, I simply address their hand

Oh god. I was such a fool yesterday. Shit

Wearing a toupee is really not that weird and should be looked at no differently than wearing a merkin or those special socks that give you hobbit feet

(Dril after seeing Nick, Joe and Kevin in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn’t the Jonas Brothers

When Dave Mathews wrote Crash into me, the opening line “You’ve got you ball, you’ve got your chin” was intended to be a reference to one of the Ballchinians from Men in Black 2

Tim Chalamet hates ballet so much that instead of watching Swan Lake he’d rather swim in a lake.

Miss Honey used to just be a Matilda character. Now it’s how I feel about honey (haven’t had it in a while)

We used to have Chuck Norris, Brisket O Donnell and Ribs Crumpins. Please god don’t let anything happen to Sirloin Vanderhopf

Just realised they named him Chuckle Norris after all the funny jokes about him

Hey @denisvilleneuveofficial was it your dumb idea to call it June 3 and not August ?

It sucks so fucking much that i only ever get to trick or treat at Halloween and that’s it

Imagine if instead of Fry his name was Apple and the show was called fruiturama

No I don’t regret calling my daughter Khaleesi, I named her after the leader of an entirely different khalasar

People from all the other cinemas were coming in to complain about the sound levels of our Testament of Ann Lee sing-along but they saw how happy we were and let us turn the movie up and even joined us for a dance

Well that explains all the crazy stuff going on these days (6 7, politics, etc)

As they say on the rare Blooski post nights, "Either skeet or skeetdaddle!"

Remember it’s “post night” tonight on bluesky. Get your posts in

Fings I Learned: Joe Camel is a play on "Joke Amal" which was a famous joke of the time

In Carlito's Way Al Pacino plays the first guy to ever put vinegar on a sandwich

Why do they call him “Kid Rock” anyway? Just say pebble

Dude’s gonna miss out when Spongebobs friend goes on smartless

Le petite mort is what the french call the little guy in Rick and Morty. Because they find him absolutely orgasmic

Scientists should just admit that squids is a type of octopus

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Me if I ever meet the dude that played Mr Bonpensiero

I know it was written as a silly comedy book. But there’s a lot of echos to our current day situation in How the People Trumped Ronald Plump

Remember whenever Robin Williams passed away and Koko the Gorilla had to sadly go on stage and accept the Oscar for him ?

I have think about it for a while but the new game of thrones show has got ne thinking “just go for it.” If I don’t make £100,000 by March 1st at 10pm GMT, I will become a hedge knight

My good friend Joe who appeared on many episodes of Podcasts Are Wonderful is fighting kidney disease and could use some help. Give or share if you can! Joe is a fantastic actor but their greatest role will be kidney disease overcomer. gofund.me/c1ee94398

Apparently one of the best all time quarterbacks was called Tom Baby and he was a giant baby

It must be hard being Joey from Friends. Everyone just knows you as Joey from Friends. not Joey from one of your other shows

If you go back and look at the historical documents, that is actually the way hamilton rapped

Sticks and stones MAY break my bones but there’s a chance I am immune to attacks with sticks and stones

It sucks that you cant just skip the bluesky tutorial, and even if you’ve been on here for years it still prompts you to post “What’s up?”

Claptrap brings some much needed levity to the videogame “Borderlands”

The joke that can heal the world: They should call him BAND bunny. Cause of he makes all the music

I only watch the superbowl ads to find out what products and crypto to buy. I sometimes don’t even bother to watch the little story or movie reunion part

Bluesky please do your thing. RT this post until my soulmate sees it and falls in love with me and we get married on valentines day

Fun fact. Jesus ✝️ didn’t actually die by crucifixion. Apparently the Lance of Longinus had been enchanted to give anyone it lanced longinus

In a way, all movies are “Action Movies”. They are also “Lights Movies” and “Camera Movies”. jk. #filmtwitter #r/moviememes

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs should have been called it’s raining meals - guy who thinks the song is called It’s Raining Males

In chess, the king and queen should have the same importance and same special powers

If I am ever in a pinch and don’t have any, I just leave some open wine out for two to three months and boom, instant vinegar

Just realised he’s called ET cause he eaty the little reeces pieces

Greggy’s new cherry joke is a real beauty. If you haven’t seen it yet keep scrolling, nearly there!

It’s pretty cool this new technology we have. Now if I see something and want to capture that moment in a picture, I can just pull out my phone, open the notes app and type out a thousand words

In many ways I am an artist. I see my drawings, paintings, poems, songs and books to be my art

We should all post our addresses on here in case the website goes offline and we still want to have a chat