Claptrap brings some much needed levity to the videogame “Borderlands”

The joke that can heal the world: They should call him BAND bunny. Cause of he makes all the music

I only watch the superbowl ads to find out what products and crypto to buy. I sometimes don’t even bother to watch the little story or movie reunion part

Bluesky please do your thing. RT this post until my soulmate sees it and falls in love with me and we get married on valentines day

Fun fact. Jesus ✝️ didn’t actually die by crucifixion. Apparently the Lance of Longinus had been enchanted to give anyone it lanced longinus

In a way, all movies are “Action Movies”. They are also “Lights Movies” and “Camera Movies”. jk. #filmtwitter #r/moviememes

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs should have been called it’s raining meals - guy who thinks the song is called It’s Raining Males

In chess, the king and queen should have the same importance and same special powers

If I am ever in a pinch and don’t have any, I just leave some open wine out for two to three months and boom, instant vinegar

Just realised he’s called ET cause he eaty the little reeces pieces

Greggy’s new cherry joke is a real beauty. If you haven’t seen it yet keep scrolling, nearly there!

It’s pretty cool this new technology we have. Now if I see something and want to capture that moment in a picture, I can just pull out my phone, open the notes app and type out a thousand words

In many ways I am an artist. I see my drawings, paintings, poems, songs and books to be my art

We should all post our addresses on here in case the website goes offline and we still want to have a chat

Stand up comedy is one of the last bastions of live in person solo joke telling

Instead of teaching Koko sign language, they should have just taught Robin Williams gorilla language

Remember when Homer attempted to jump Springfield Gorge ?

Mfs love to tell you about any part in elden ring and be like “the game really opens up after that”

Cheer up. Are you a garbage can or a garbage can’t ?

They should make it so that when the baby is born the umbilical cord turns into a snake guy that is your friend and pet for life. Everyone would have their own snakes and killing someones snake would be considered almost as a crime

We used to have Kevin Costner but now we have Keverything Costsmore

Wordle today is the c word and then the number 3. Someone should really be checking for stuff like that

L+ratio - Me explaining how to pronounce the strange name of my friend Laratio

In “The Substance 2” she should take a substance that makes her really big.

Please move Christmas back one day. 26th is just as good and gives us an extra 24 hours to sort everything out. Please

Oh fuck it’s christmas. Shit

My sister is mad at me because we are fighting

Whether it’s “movies”, “television” or “books” creators are finding more and more ways to tell their stories. Why not tell yours in the comments below?

My fighting style is classic sword and board - The surfing samurai

To people saying the new Animal Farm looks bad. Yeah…. That’s the point. Tge whole story is basically an allegory about how farms are bad.

I think what probably happened is they asked him if there are any bad actors and he said “Dunno” and you mistook it for Dano. Which actually says more about what you think of Dano’s acting

“Can’t explain all the feelings that your making me feel”? Well Mr Darkness, that is the very job of a artist

In food world, the world where food and animals are swapped, people would kill a spaghetti sauce and cook it into a cow.

Some of the christmas songs are dark if you think too much about them. Like there’s no way a centaur baby can hurry down any chimney by choice. Someone’s chucking him.

I know I’m late to the Tarantino discourse but I just gotta say, it really is one if my favourite Canadian cities

Fine. Call it a earthworm. But by that logic we should call them a earthdog, a earthgator and a marsalien

Left shark basically turned the superbowl into a joke. They need fired NOW!

Everybody has that one liar they had to cut out from their life after they claimed that they used MissingNo to duplicate their rare candies even though the pokedex lists no such pokeman!

Nostradamus predicted i would write this post and that you wouldn't click like/rt on it. do you believe in free will? is breaking the prophecy a subversion of the order of the universe? interesting philosophical questions but only you can decide......

Please start including footnotes for your posts. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about but I think you are funny and smart and would probably agree with you.

Seems everyone was really into Trick Or Treating a few weeks ago but since then nothin

Just found out that beefburgers are made not from plants and funguses but something all together more bovine

Whenever YOU play Hades 2, it’s more like the Oaf of the unseen

This is like a carnival of filth but it’s clean

If i had a gun, I would only ever use it to shoot other people’s bullets out of the air

Carrot or stick? Hell, why not give me both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ?

If you ever need the toilet, you best pray that it’s piss. The other option is something all together more foul

Helping someone (giving them a hand etc) feels satisfying and nice. The bad guys should do that instead of being bad and angry all of the time

When the first Michael Bay transformers movie came out, I went to see it with my friend Glenn. Before we watched it he told me the only thing about transformers he knew was the theme song “Transformers: Robots City Style”

In many ways the electric guitar is the modern day acoustic guitar