The Leo pointing meme is from Titanic

I don’t care if it makes me a bad person but I have never, and will never, respect Cartman’s authority

Oh no! Spider-Man has been infected with a VENOMOUS Symbiote, Carnage

You make webcomics? So like Spider-Man?

Sorry but a nonagon is just a hexagon with a few extra edges

I used to order pizza pies more but the delivery guy kept chucking them straight into my eye (as they are want to do)

The government is making rice krispies list all the chemicals, rice and flowers they use to make their cereal. But the only ingredients we care about are Snap, Crackle and Pop (100%)

I lost track of the days and just realised I have until next Thursday at 3:15pm to get true love’s kiss or I turn back into a pumpkin

One of Jesus’s most powerful parables was the one about the two economists and the piles of shit

Dear @PuddleofMudd the only way for this world to heal is for you to finally release Blurry 2

Have we ever talked about how his name is Doug Bespin and he turns every town into Cloud City ?

“Work socks” “I know” -The Blink 182 guys helping each other get ready for “Return to Office”

There’s something about dropping in a few words in French that adds a certain I don’t know what to a conversation

I got that disease that turns people into different parts of the airport. I’m afraid it’s terminal

Our troop hasn’t really been up to it ever since we were put under the command of General Malaise

It’s funny that everyday we use tiptoes to sneak around and stay hidden but also to make ourselves be taller and better seen when trying to impress potential suitors

The baby yoda just gave birth to a little tadpole yoda

Ouch! Oh ah! My whistle is so dry

Oh shit. Someone at jeopardy was a fan of my ET post

Apparently Trent Reznor was such a fan of Johnny Cash’s version that when people ask him to play Folsom Prism Blues, Reznor responds “The song isn’t mine.”

When you’re a child you think the big bang theory gang are so cool. But if you go back and look at it, they act like total dorks

Don’t forget, this is a leap week. We’ve one extra Friday to get through tomorrow before the weekend

More like MJ Letterman (m and j are famous letters)

LOST would have been a whole lot different in the time of Work from Home. Instead of being stuck on an island they’d’ve been stuck on a teams meeting!

People keep sending me those “Are you gay?” tests. So far, straight As. Which are like gay Cs.

The doctors just told me I have “reverse Casandra disease” where everything anyone ever tells me is the absolute truth but I will never believe them. Anyone else think this sounds like total bullshit ?

It feels like one of the characters on LOST should have been a chef. In season 3 there'd be an episode that everyone hates where the A plot is the Chef, Hurley and Jin chasing after a fish that the chef is SURE they've cooked before. Flashing back to when a critic visited the restaurant

If they didn’t spend all their time making pizza and actually took some marketing lessons, they’d have already come up with the slogan Dumbinos pizza: it’s stupid good

It’s called pee nut butter yet it looks like it comes outta your ass? #crazynames #makeitmakesense

Honestly not sure how Jeff Dunham got so popular. His little friends are the ones that say all the funny stuff!

I know multiple people that have found full live lobsters in their cinnamon toast crunch and guess what? They did what any normal person would do and ate the fucking lobsters

Most of the star fox characters take inspiration from real life animals Star Fox : Dog Slippy Toad : Frog Falco : Unknown Rabbit : Rabbit

Do you know the name of the ghost from Mario? The answer may surprise you

I’d like to know what drugs afroman was smoking when he came up with Because I got high

Apparently in america they have a drink called Arsey Cola

Why wasn’t there a Polite-y Guiliani ?

They should make The Testament of Ann Lee 2 where she gets transported to our time and uses the power of rock and roll to teach us about the wickedness of having sex

I know people use it as a comedy reference but if you go back and read the baby shoes for sale story it is actually really sad.

If I was at the white house correspondents dinner it wouldn’t have gone down like that

You hear me saying “triangle, square, circle and x” and probably think I am working on a complicated mathematical problem. But the true gamers know I am trying to remember the buttons on the controller

Sorry but rick rolling is very dangerous. What if I was trying to get to a life saving video (Heimlich instructions, bomb disarming etc) ?

It’s been fucking ages since there was a new meme

Just realised they’re called canberries cause you *can* eat em

Just realised they’re called canberries cause they come in a can

Just realised they’re called cramberries cause you cram em in your mouth

HBO !? I thought “the Pit” would have been on Apple Tv. This is like when “The Core (2003)” was released in cinemas and not Apple TV

My posts on here have honestly been getting pretty good. If you have wrote me off as “unfunny” or “bald” please give my posts another chance

Who’s joining me in suing Hollywood?They marketed this movie with “Lee Cronin’s The Mummy”. But he’s clearly not the Mummy, some little girl’s the mummy

My experience watching Hamnet was rather unique and very emotional. It was my first time at the cinema and I was still grieving my and Chloe Zhao's dead son Winniam Shakespeare

O my god. The team fortress two folks are trying to sell us “in game” hats. You should be able to make your wee computer guys eat them too cause that’s what i’ll do if anyone ever buys one!