Drake Maye very rarely makes “I’m still in my second year” throws, but that for sure was one

Imagining a world where the Bears take over at their own 35 down 4 against the Jaguars in the Super Bowl with 1:25 left in the 4th quarter, and anything after that is in the hands of the fates

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

This would be a top five devastating regular season loss for half the franchises in the league and doesn’t crack the top fifty for the Lions

I somehow totally missed that The Roots finally released a sequel to The Roots Come Alive, a 30th anniversary performance of Do You Want More?!!!?? along with some other tracks, and I hope this means there will be more volumes in the future as ?uestlove promised www.turntablelab.com/products/the...

Unless the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl, the Goff experience has to be over in Detroit, that team has a hard ceiling with him

in this article: dipshits pretend they don’t know what primaries are for bsky.app/profile/trac...

No better sign-off on New Order’s legacy than True Faith being featured in the opening sequence of American Psycho. After all, the original line was “now that we’ve grown up together / they’re all taking drugs with me” www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38Z... bsky.app/profile/akli...

“My words don’t matter” is, perhaps, not what you want to say in a situation where your words matter a great deal bsky.app/profile/olli...

Broncos having a real One Of Those Games

Our report “Inside CECOT” “will” “air” in a “future” “broadcast” bsky.app/profile/60mi...

It’s New Order o’clock

I converted to PDF and filled it in that way, but I wanted to play, so here goes nothing bsky.app/profile/sill...

what’s so funny about storing up acorns for winter bsky.app/profile/have...

Is it just me or is her posture horribly bad here, she looks like an actor in a wire-fu movie about to be yanked in the air to deliver a drop kick above a house bsky.app/profile/impe...

Now playing: Unplugged in New York, in many ways the load-bearing release in Nirvana’s catalog in that it hints at a career path and level of genius that would never be explored on either count and yet tantalizes us to this day

Dilla brought me here: Music From “Lil Brown”, a psychedelic funk-rock album by a band called Africa that Dilla sampled for Donuts

It’s a bit beaten up, but that just means it has character: my 12” 45 of Bigmouth Strikes Again, my #1 all time Smiths song

A huge bummer, man. RIP variety.com/2025/tv/obit...

Sanders with a real “oh yeah, the helmet really limits your peripheral vision” pick there

It is bananas to lay it on this thick, like do the chuds even think Trump is good looking bsky.app/profile/phil...

This is good rock and roll, uh, music

This makes sense for everyone - Murakami goes to a team with zero expectations, Chicago gets first crack at resigning him if he’s good, his next contract will be in his prime so it’ll be massive if he proves himself, and if he stinks, so what, it was a 2 year deal bsky.app/profile/pass...

I heard the commentary from The Play in my head at this: “THE BEARS!!!!!!! THE BEARS! HAVE WON!!!” bsky.app/profile/cjze...

congratulations to everyone in that stadium, that was an “I was there” game

obviously have to take this back, the Bears in the playoffs would be like cracking a vial of amyl nitrate right before getting on a rollercoaster with a twenty story drop bsky.app/profile/akli...

holy crap Willis nearly lost the ball on that sack too, that would’ve been an all time dick kick

Williams threw a pass that was like two yards away from intentional grounding to tie this game lmfao

This is the same thing with pro wrestling - it’s quite obvious that being thrown off the top of a cage into the announcer’s table will hurt, but you can fuck yourself up just falling wrong on the mat, and learning to do that properly is a 101 deal bsky.app/profile/acea...

worth noting that the conspiracy theory spreader is our pal Clay Travis, pictured here looking like he just busted in his pants bsky.app/profile/tomj...

The Bears single-handedly propping up Matt LaFleur’s reputation, hate to see it

Honestly serves Ben Johnson right for going shotgun formation on fourth and 1

you’re just a sheeple who doesn’t know it’s peak male to keep your hands down and stick your chin out like a fucking dumbass bsky.app/profile/gadg...

I got a good laugh out of Oregon wearing their traditional colors with their current stupid ass “futuristic” design, like covering a robber baron era locomotive with ads for DraftKings and Riyadh Season

I’m hearing word that the football game on right now is not specifically very good

Schumer received the 7th-most amount of money from military contractors last election cycle. On Wednesday, Schumer voted to authorize $901 billion in military spending. www.stephensemler.com/p/senate-vot...

lol

When the pint of Ben and Jerry’s you’ve opened has melted enough for your spoon to dig in

Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner

Nice argument, too bad I’ve already portrayed myself as the intensely youthful Viktor Korchnoi and you as the busted ass old Anatoly Karpov

damn you mean to tell me that, even in a diminished state, the guy that dethroned Wladimir Klitschko put the meme boxer to sleep bsky.app/profile/bubb...

been saying!!!!!

You know that bit in Jon Bois’ Vikings history where Robert Smith goes “well, I’m not really much of a football fan”? Ben Simmons struck me as not really much of a basketball fan, and his career died so fast because he played and acted like it bsky.app/profile/velo...

More like Alabuttwhipping

Ross Douthat about to become the breakout TV star of 2026 with his raw animal magnetism bsky.app/profile/razz...

Radiohead dropped this on Christmas Day ten years ago, and it’s been downhill ever since

When the Mark Fuhrman tapes were discovered, OJ's defense team did everything possible to leak little tidbits to the press to keep the story on page 1 of the papers. The FBI and DOJ are doing the same thing, only on accident bsky.app/profile/benc...

she was already probably dead meat, but Trump shitting on her Mamdani attack point was the dagger in the back bsky.app/profile/phil...

a sequel: cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”

it makes me laugh so hard that they ganked a photo of Beatles fans from 1964, since that's more or less the last year where this question might have any relevance bsky.app/profile/matt...