the jury ate sandwiches for lunch today before wrapping up deliberations lol bsky.app/profile/ryan...

it's getting pointless to reiterate at this point, but seeing Trump portrayed as a Rambo type with a twelve pack or whatever is so fucking funny when you see the actual Trump being this prissy weirdo who can't stand not being the center of attention bsky.app/profile/bako...

Holy shit, this is sick bsky.app/profile/rayp...

Jesus, man bsky.app/profile/tomp...

I am reminded of a friend who noted that it cost $20.6m in 1996 dollars to build one mile of interstate highway, and you multiply that by 2,000 miles and add in the costs of an actually effective mechanized steel wall and you realize what a total grift it is bsky.app/profile/carl...

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

"I believe fiat currency should be used to bail out the thing meant to kill fiat currency" - the smartest man alive bsky.app/profile/cono...

That describes me too, brother

god this truly is such an incredible cameo, he’s in the movie for maybe 4% of the screen time but you remember it as much as anything else youtu.be/nPwPgQDyt_0?...

not that this needed much confirmation, but once the big guy kicks it, it's gonna be an utter free-for-all and it's very likely MAGA and the Silicon Valley gang split the party in half like an amoeba bsky.app/profile/eric...

This is extremely tempting, I'd have to leave my dog alone all night but it sounds so cool calendar.mojavegolddesert.com/shows/cut-ch...

Eighty games of this youtu.be/-2ak_BjxKZo?... bsky.app/profile/mewe...

Every so often I'll see some Phish fan complain about a show being gimmicky, and I get confused because one of the things that sets Phish apart from other bands *is* the gimmicks, shit like a show where every song title is a number that counts down, or a 7 1/2 hour second set, or whatever

Here is one thing I'll say about that P&R thread: you see Mamdani smiling a lot and chuds are baffled as to why, and (this is value-neutral) it's because he loves this shit. He loves meeting people, working for them, and if you do what you love, you never work a day in your life, right?

Imagining the defense attorney with the biggest smirk on her face as she practiced this bit of her closing in the mirror the night before bsky.app/profile/ryan...

A nice thing about Radiohead's long career is how they can structure their setlists to take advantage of their stylistic changes, like after an hour plus of bleep bloops Fake Plastic Trees really hits a lot harder

Sounds like this guy’s never fallen for the old “lead pipe inside a Subway footlong” trick bsky.app/profile/ryan...

While I’m thinking about it: I’m most of the way through The Office, catching up from when I jettisoned the show around Season 6, and it’s not as bad as its reputation but still feels like a Xerox of a Xerox

My only real Parks and Rec take is that I most enjoyed the episodes with Ron's ex-wives because it let Nick Offerman expand his range beyond "I'm the guy you're not supposed to like and yet I'm somehow right 95% of the time"

at some point he's gonna start meaning "radical Democrats" like in the 80s surfer way bsky.app/profile/fint...

honestly really bummed me out to my core seeing Ohtani shake Trump's hand the last time around and it's gonna bum me out to see him do it again when the Dodgers ignore this and go back bsky.app/profile/cnew...

Gamemaster Anthony: BRING IT IN, GUYS! bsky.app/profile/cott...

god you know some rich ass New Yorker who's lived there since David Dinkins was Mayor is chomping at the bit to head to Toledo and check out their sushi scene bsky.app/profile/kate...

shades of grey are nice and all, but sometimes you just wanna sit down and watch a good old fashioned matchup between good and evil bsky.app/profile/nba....

much rather readopt Wide Awakes than the flag at this point bsky.app/profile/djin...

Very funny that we still have to hear racist shit from the guy so racist he destroyed his own career bsky.app/profile/stac...

Hey, speaking of artists whose opinions I no longer wish to hear about, Radiohead played their first concert in over half a decade last night youtu.be/ze8ZAlTyEIU?...

thinking about this for 2028 and now I'm not sure if this would be hilarious or horrifying bsky.app/profile/akli...

Don't think he can really say anything else, but also this is a bananas thing to say in the face of a near total wipeout bsky.app/profile/acyn...

my man trying to triangulate congratulating fellow party members bsky.app/profile/razz...

while I do wish I hadn't spent so much of my life enjoying this man's music, I do appreciate him letting us know who he is over and over so that it's so much easier to let that go bsky.app/profile/chee...

[warning: video is extremely graphic] Well, if you've ever wondered to yourself "how would I react to seeing a plane crash in front of me", the answer is: this. You'd probably react like this bsky.app/profile/bnon...

Someone noted that the “sign” is just three pieces of paper taped to the wall, which really makes me think their purpose is more…utilitarian bsky.app/profile/ones...

A sad thing about the fourth Matrix movie being a pandemic casualty is that Jessica Henwick’s Bugs didn’t get to be the same sort of cultural icon as Trinity, which quite frankly she should’ve been bsky.app/profile/edit...

I mean maybe if Spanberger beat Joe Gibbs and Sherrill beat Tony Soprano in their elections, this might hold bsky.app/profile/phil...

is Dersh gonna renege on this, nobody wants to work anymore bsky.app/profile/toym...

Zohran Mamdani it is YOUR life’s goal to bring back teen hangouts. Revive Tower Records. Resuscitate arcades. Build more skate parks. 1998 wasn’t all bad bsky.app/profile/jake...

I want this to happen only because I’m imagining a hilarious monologue about the vagaries of the offside rule bsky.app/profile/pfto...

finally one fucking guy out there calling the President a bitch to his face bsky.app/profile/erin...

dragging that razor blade across his throat with the utmost politeness bsky.app/profile/bubb...

Zohran Mamdani making his first promise as mayor-elect to drop the price on pierogies at the local Ukrainian joints. “They’re now 5 for $5”, Mamdani said. “I get ‘em sometimes”

damn I had no idea @brendelbored.bsky.social was rocking that kind of bankroll bsky.app/profile/samt...

Can Polymarket let me wager on Starbucks leaving NYC by 2027 bsky.app/profile/dmnd...

well, my job here is done bsky.app/profile/nbcn...

This might actually be better than a normal person concession speech, every establishment Dem that backed this guy gets to watch the full force of his demonic ego bsky.app/profile/ndha...

Woke 2 barreling down the highway like the cars swinging around that bank vault in Fast Five bsky.app/profile/asht...

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

living well is the best revenge bsky.app/profile/lind...

Ah, the deeply unpopular and disliked…let me see here…red-colored apple bsky.app/profile/pbum...

honestly trying to figure out how you go from Adams to Mamdani, it’s like switching to coffee after years of drinking gutter water