Best holiday card award goes to @cola.baby

Mood courtesy of Winona Ryder, Spy Magazine, 1989

Guy named Farb Narberson

(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out

Don’t cronch me bro

BABY MEECE ALERT

Found your Christmas present

balls are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls which are stored in the balls

The kitty posting will continue until morale improves and then it will continue after that as well

I just think that

I mean 🥹

Timeline cleanse (because, holy hell, there is some dark shit getting posted from the Epstein files and I know it’s bad when even I feel scarred after reading it) Kittens! #CatSky

fartin

Just spotted more lies from this platform -and more evidence on their genocidal collaborative efforts. All of Ruaa ‘s posts I had saved marked as “this post was deleted by its author”. And no, they were deleted by a Nazi moderation. Reinstate her account. Contribute here: chuffed.org/project/help...

"Hello, Internet? We need to find just 13 more people to help get The Final Sacrifice put into production on Blu-ray. Tell'em you can find all the info over on Rowsdower.com. Yeah, let them know Rowsdower sent you."

I mean 🥹

AI is a cancer.

and what was the crime? a succulent picture of a man with a wedding ring stretching his own anus farther than any human in history has ever done before or since

✨home is where the fart is ✨

GG Allin is short for Gilmore Girls Allin

FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4 now free to watch on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...

*Chuck Schuldiner voice* SECRET BAAAASE

When you realize there's a chance The Final Sacrifice could finally be released on Blu-ray, if enough people support it: Rowsdower.com

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

Since the fascist mods have banned Goatse, I humbly present a new alternative

If anyone wants to help me stayed housed, I really need the help now. There's a paypal below but once ive decided the cheapest place to stay im also willing to send the hotel details so you can book me a night if thats a way you would prefer to do it. Just dm PP: [email protected]

Me IRL

a porno name should be "Jake Makecum" because he'll make *you* cum but he also makes cum when he cums. and he's Jake. nothing will stop this information. from getting out.

Hate to do this but I just got back from visiting my dad and talking to insurance and we're gonna have some additional hospital costs neither of us (we're both out of work atm) can cover in addition to everything else. I'm sorry to keep asking, it's degrading, but we really need the help.

i whisper this to myself every time i click the post button

I met a possum wearin overalls, and he worked for the railroad

i don't remember why i made this, or then deleted it, but i think it belongs back on here again

Here is a thought I'm going to share. Piracy culture starting with Napster was the actual start of enshittficaiton.

reaches for my pills

baky

baky

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

baky

baky

lol this is the only Elvis post I have made

baky

Hey MSTies, we TRAINED for this… this is a high quality version of the 60 minutes segment that got pulled last night. You know what to do… archive.org/details/ceco...

lol this picture still cracks me up every fucking time

its christmas time

piss pringle

let's all take a moment to remember that in the 80s Ferris Bueller "Oh Yeah" song by Yello, the singer is canonically a little fat creature who is simply living his best life and chilling