Rent is due tomorrow Ellie has a vet appointment on Thursday I know everyone is trying to pay rent right now, so even just a repost would mean the world to me while Juno is in the psychiatric hospital 📝 junoryleejournalism.com 🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail

Remember to stay safe in the heat!

THE RITUAL Follow the flight of the raven To the beating heart of the woodland realm Into the night through the Grey Fen The Monarch and the Wizard, the procession helm Led by the light of the starshine An everlasting beacon in the midnight sky... eveale.bandcamp.com/track/the-ri... #Metalsky

Say wah two three fo favageh wahfummah fah fah favageh

who’s up poopin?

Pearl Jam - Vs. (1993) Yes I have made this same joke before

Front goatse, or frontse

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

Come at me bro. I’m in Vatican City.

Just saw an ad for this and I don’t think I can go on any longer www.dexerto.com/gaming/amazo... (Reposting without the cursed cover image)

tooty tooty tooty fartin everywhere

You expect Military wives to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Penis Hut where I might get hexed for being myself.

"Fucka Sucka Ding Dong" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey authoritarian tbh

Fucking a couch is the weaponization of meth legalization

Pikmin is better than Horny Slut Convinces Roommate’s Boyfriend Her Pussy is Better.

Picture from the workplace

united kingdom? more like united ding dong

Most home runs before team’s 85th game in season, Reds at age 22 or younger: 1970 Johnny Bench: 28 1956 Frank Robinson: 20 2009 Jay Bruce: 18 2026 Sal Stewart: 16 2002 Adam Dunn: 16

cumin is the horniest spice

It was the D'OH of times, it was the AY CARUMBA of times

Please never change the order this shows up

Keep getting weird

I mean this with all sincerity I can muster I will never, ever, give my goddamn social security, debit card, or id, to this fucking app. When I disappear, keep boosting my mutual aid.

hakuna mas tatas

in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful

“This edible ain’t shit” 30 minutes later:

A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!

Want some shirts? You get them IRL

nerd

“Ligma” has intense proxy pro-Christian nationalist vibes.

Well.

you ever seen a stop sign with a cold? 🤧

They should invent a cure for conservatism

This country wants people like me dead but we survive, even if we need help sometimes

fuck this country if you still love this country, fuck you too

love to my trans friends. fuck SCOTUS.

Whoa I don’t know about this one

Fuck the Supreme Court. This only becomes more true every passing day. transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/track/abort-...

LUNCH MAN

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YES Peter Thiel was transforming into a mercenary. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

CRYPTICUS - Atmospheric, Baroque, Occult Brutal Death Metal. ffo Sinister, Nocturnus & Old Man's Child. Monstrous vocals, Pulp Horror & savage riffery guaranteed. #MetalSky #DeathMetal #Horror BC: crypticus.bandcamp.com/album/cryptm... AmpWall: ampwall.com/a/crypticus

Tired of YouTube children making fake horror movies for babies instead of real shit like how a leprechaun can be in space

I shouldn't be surprised that Christofascists have no idea how dick sucking factories work, since Christofascists don't work lol

Beef Wellactuallyington

People who say Light Yagami can't be forgiven because they slut-shamed a groundhog are the same people who simp for these folks.