From his (Barry Carl, evidently) Wikipedia page:

The plural of compass is cumpie, pretty sure.

🎶 where in the world is opposition party

We need a Super Deep Voice Guy From Rockapella of the left

I will never vote for Jackie Chan.

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (1994)

Hahaha. Y’all. Folks who look forward to and whose world revolves around the rapture should be called “rapturebaters” from now on.

Babe are you ok? You've hardly touched your Buitoni Macaroni Twiki Captain Protein Enriched Macaroni Product 50% More Protein

There is a hunger that bread alone cannot fill… A hunger for dignity, for stability, for a life that feels like life. We’ve been through what words cannot describe.💔 Every contribution is a roof over my family & a message of hope in our hearts.❤️ gofund.me/6f2ca285

THIS IS NOW AN EMERGENCY SITUATION!! I have nearly $450 in past-due bills that need IMMEDIATE PAYMENT to avoid service disconnection; on top of $500 in rent that comes due on Friday. Plus, I still have not eaten anything substantial in 4 days. I am up against the wall again. Please help if you can!!

Brilliant recasting, Sigourney will be fabulous as Baby Yoda

Before Jesus shows up, do any Christians leaving tomorrow have a crush on me, y/n

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remember when that stupid asshole got his neck blown out Lol

What a time to be alive (derogatory)

billionaire is short for williamionaire

Self care is important. As the world spirals down a fascist sinkhole, grab hold of anything lovely that you can and keep that in your heart.

fartz

Lately, I’ve been doing things that make me and the people around me happy. Highly recommend it

Seriously though, does anyone NOT feel like they’re losing their fucking mind right now

It's so photorealistic

my new boomer coded thing is making shit into stickers & sending them in texts with the loud effect

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

the crapture more like

let’s start calling sweatpants, pajama pants, and any other non-constricting soft pants “boneless pants”

Also if you're feeling generous, here's my Bandcamp wish list bandcamp.com/BigAdz84/wis... Zero pressure, total appreciation to all contributors.

Jesus, Take The Wheels

Charlie Derp

⚠ this user will not be raptured

Bearing your cross is a lot easier with wheels.

Just another moment in death metal history.

PS I don't have Instagram or Twitter anymore so if someone wants to post about it on either/both that'd be much appreciated!

Sorry just here to beg for help even though I don't wanna Still 55/197 for water bill. Really needed help with more than a bill but even that's hard. Cshap freckledsun Vmo frecklesfrack PayPal.me/freckledfrack

Homie is almost at his goal to get a proper sleeping arrangement for his chronic pain physical aliments Just a bit more to get him over the hurdle if you can help 💜

I know many of us are struggling right now, but if anyone can help a dear friend of mine I will be forever grateful: www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...

Charlie Kirk loved gay people

barely legal olive oil

boneur

baptism by rotisserie juice

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enough is a myth is officially out! featuring contributions from @whatfreshhell.bsky.social & @lowercayce.bsky.social, plus artwork by @unknownrelic.com six songs, 56 minutes, no genre constraints inspired by Hellraiser (2022) & incorporating deeply personal elements links below