Guy who hated 28 Years Later for one very specific reason

2026

please don’t interrupt her, she’s very busy

you’ve been warned

I got your “data center” right here. *grabs camel toe”

Too much jorkin not enough porkin 😂

bohemian rat pussy

For now, you can send it to my account. Gvajr77 on all major platforms.

This is beautiful This is art

My old buddy Rainer is running a fest and a label while he awaits a heart transplant.

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I was at an antique mall this morning and found this. This is it. This is the juggalo from which all other juggalos formed. The source

“He wants you to rub his belly!”

When bsky doesn't like my posts

Need to try and get hotel fees together if possible, it's currently £82 a night, please help keep me off the streets if you're able, reposts are appreciated. #mutualaid PP; [email protected] Thanks for your consideration.

*spending two minutes trying to lick a piece of dried food off my knuckle* oh that’s a scab

🤜🕳🤛

Toasted ass

Wow, this is just like the Stone Age. But instead of stone, it's shit.

Greasy neckbeards in podcasts have ruined us.

Neoliberal Proud Boys in music have ruined us.

You expect conservatives to care about gentrification?

"bofa" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey sexist tbh

As a gay man, seeing Jamelle Bouie aggressively pushing for cyberbullying scares me.

Cock and ball torture is the weaponization of psychic warfare

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Taylor Swift as Jesse Singal. Now imagine they're Chinese. Doesn't look so much like the Guano Wars was caused by carpetbaggers doing self-criticism now, does it?

Mary Shelley's Frankenberry

Ladies and gentlemen we got him

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i would be the Shadow the Hedgehog of dicking down spicy white dudebros

The thing about you being on Bluesky is that if you personally posted better every single problem in the world from war to poverty would be solved

It’s all fun and games until you get a bad stomach ache and take a big dump on the rug because the toilet was too far but now they won’t stop bringing it up like it’s a regular thing even though it only happened once because of bad salmon and now you know how to check salmon so it won’t happen again

🎵Your own.. detachable… penis 🎶

Bram Stoker's Ruth's Chris' Steak' House'

Mutual Aid Request Hi. For those who don't know the shared living home where I live (trauma survivor) is being closed down. More details in comments section. They will find me a new place but I have expenses. Stuck at $830/$1526 for 2 days. 💕💸 V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts

Pronouncing "success" like "Sussex"

“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”

I say GENEVA, you hear HELSINKI

every day i wish for a man to come and fart poop particles in my house

“I thought this was Ferris Wheel’s day off”

calling myself Big Dog in the third person. “Big Dog’s got a hankerin” and the cashier visibly recoils, accidentally scanning my lunchable twice

My goatse posts are going to turn things around

Hot dogs were first called “dachshund sausages” in the late 1800’s.

thinkin about making this a sticker #art

Just thinking out loud here, but: butts