oh shit they all got signed!! here’s some good trans legislative news for once

It’s old timey for what you do to a door or a window. Thou Opeth Thine Door or some shit

Hey good lookin’ whatcha got cookin’ how about pairing it up with sauce and brie

Ladies I don’t know if you knew this but I’m in a cool band 💖

I’m fun! I’m a fun person. Boghauntergoods.threadless.com if you want the silliest shirts of all time.

It’s not my birthday! I was just musing.

i think its that nu metal band that did 'Warhead' or whatever

It’s what they said in Minnesota during shakespearean times

What’s an opeth

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I used to not think I’d make it to 36 and now I am 36 and I have two pit bulls!

“Did you know your favorite guitarist is stupid?” I have a conspiracy theorist dad. I’ve been handling these guys for thirty-six years. You need bigger problems.

Also, I’m a seducer! I’m a witch! I’m blasphemous! @constablelabeler.bsky.social

How about now

Your crimes have been noted in the ledger. May God have mercy on you for I shall not.

Lo! @constablelabeler.bsky.social I am a blasphemous, I am whorish, and I am a heretic!

Are my labels showing up??

yeah, he just says the kind of dumb shit that pot dealers used to say when you were young and had to hang out and smoke with the dealer if you wanted to buy any

Mgla I get but Alestorm? People gotta have some self respect with their sketchy pleasures 😭

From the look on that yoke's face, it ain't workin'.

HELLLLLLLLL YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“You know, Jackass is problematic.” Oh, the series in which a man chugs beer through his rectum? Real Harvard law brains on this one!

Here’s a photo that captures my essence.

THE RITUAL Follow the flight of the raven To the beating heart of the woodland realm Into the night through the Grey Fen The Monarch and the Wizard, the procession helm Led by the light of the starshine An everlasting beacon in the midnight sky... eveale.bandcamp.com/track/the-ri... #Metalsky

You Seem Pretty Sad For a Girl in Love may not describe relationship OCD, but it does describe what it’s like to be in love while having OCD. That is, exhilarating and hellish and soul-crushing and wonderful.

Opening this one up for all to read for free today. Please consider supporting with a free or paid sub if you can. Thank you goodbye.

I rebuke the idea that they’re the “silent majority.” And I want them to know it too. They do not have consensus, they do not have a mandate, and I want them uncomfortable.

We have a Black Lives Matter one and a banner saying Abolish ICE, as well as a plethora of bumper stickers on our car. And sure, they’re not going to accomplish much on their own, but they did mean some kids could knock on our door at 10 PM and feel safe

Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.

"Hey Jared, don't hit me with your purse this time" is second only to "Is Butterbean okay?"

Want some shirts? You get them IRL

Sama'a and her family rely on our help for food and shelter, and each day brings new horrors and new struggles. Please give what you can. chuffed.org/project/1575...

psa for cis folks: every single "legitimate concern" about trans people (bathrooms, sports, blockers, etc) is a made up astroturf by the far right. if you buy into any of it, you are an utter chump and a useful idiot for racist pedophiles

Mine’s the tandem bungee/bridge jump youtu.be/HgCuoUMGkaY?...

They're definitely more publicly known for the gross/dangerous stuff, but their Looney tunes stuff is the best. The one with the guy cycling into the picture of the ramp from the last one makes me laugh every fucking time. Proper Wile W Coyote stuff.

I think my favorite Jackass sketch is either The High Five, the big guy little guy dog switching, or the golf course airhorn.

Can someone please ask Trump what event this year is the 250th anniversary of?!?

Although my favorite time of the year is 8-9 PM in June to July in New England. Beautiful colors, beautiful smells.

That song about late nights in the middle of June kinda sucks

It’s always interesting when I get to explain to a cis person that the current anti-trans hysteria is not only 100% astroturfed, it’s 180° opposite of the initial popular reaction to public medical transition. People thought it was cool! Look what modern medicine can do! She’s a bombshell!

It was a straight road, by the way

I am so bad at the Grand Theft Auto games. I crash every car within two minutes. I am always on the run from cops. I have no idea what the plot is. I wound up in a state park on foot.

I was thinking more bringing back scaphing, but hey.

God I already have a headache.

One of my old guy friends (former) has taken to trying to touch my back and I’ve taken to ignoring him.

#MetalSky have you been looking for weird as hell and experimental brutal death metal in the vein of Dripping and Wormed? Then check out the reissue of the Jenovavirus demo. This thing is utterly fucking crazy and I had no idea this band even existed. Super killer to sink my teeth into this.

The people who think construction workers should work outside in 111 degree weather so they can sleep in have heard me posting and have awoken to justify the recycling guys dying of heat stroke.