Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they donāt exist.
about 1 year ago
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Hormuz Ninja Warrior
about 5 hours ago
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4 91 The number of the beast
about 5 hours ago
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If you find yourself struggling to āgetā professional wrestling, just mentally replace it with a form of theater you *do* like and see if itās easier.
about 6 hours ago
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Ed Zitron
about 7 hours ago
Yes. Anthropic has made $5bn in its entire existence up until March. It also spent $10bn on compute. It's raised $60bn (with $30bn of that arriving Feb 12), which suggests other costs - or prepayments/deposits for compute are brutal
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Ed Zitron
about 10 hours ago
Modern journalism is continually falling for the same trap of justifying the present excess - burning billions on AI - using the past (dot com bubble/Uber), even when it isn't true. This is a tempting trap that deprives readers of their connection to reality.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-beginnin...
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Matt Novak
about 14 hours ago
Truly a perfect news alert
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Norm Charlatan
about 12 hours ago
I know it feels like the day-to-day intensity of the ICE occupation in Minnesota has calmed down, but there are so many lagging problems that need solving, right as peopleās attention goes elsewhere. Financial assistance, like help with rent, and legal help for the detained. These horrors persist.
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HELL WIZARD
about 12 hours ago
Iām so fucked up
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mr pussy
about 13 hours ago
"I am holding a mirror"
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Youāve made a powerful enemy
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about 11 hours ago
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Little do they seem to know that you canāt just remove peopleās ability to consume from a consumption based economy no matter how little you spend on production.
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about 11 hours ago
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Perfect name for the writer though ācause itās like āoh Ruthie darlingā
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about 11 hours ago
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Stella Glitterbomb
about 16 hours ago
Today!! Itās the last chance to stop Leavenworth city council from approving CoreCivicās concentration camp! All my homies hate concentration camps and love telling off dumbass electeds, so come on out!
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There is a terrible cover of Losing My Religion playing in this imaging office
about 13 hours ago
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They keep trying to sell us these doofy bipedal butler-bots when what we really want is Gang Member Johnny Five.
about 14 hours ago
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That one was supposed to stay in drafts lol
about 18 hours ago
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Completely destroy a landscape and then carry yourself as though youāve terraformed it
about 18 hours ago
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Frances Danger *Deadly SoverAuntie*
1 day ago
š§µTHE DESECRATION OF THE SACRED BLACK HILLS CONTINUES AND NATIVES ARE NOT INVITED The national parks service has announced that after a 5 year absence fireworks will once again desecrate the sacred Paha Sapa (Black Hills) in South Dakota over so called mt rushmore.
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hobbyist intimacy coordinator
1 day ago
our new song, and its music video, came out just now. you can watch it right now if you want to (heads up, there's some strobing from 2:16-2:24)
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Darkswoon - Antivenom
YouTube video by Viasonde
https://youtu.be/g7eD6hVdkpM?si=PkECisyPlIcMU3wh
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Soft Landings would be a great name for a little village
about 18 hours ago
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What Iām craving is a schlocky Federal Bureau of Control tv series with tons of weird shit, like WH13 but less whimsical and more just messed up
about 19 hours ago
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lmao hope nobody feels like visiting a museum, although what a heist backdrop
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about 19 hours ago
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I would always choose a more technical and out of sight role.
1 day ago
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bekka leigh
1 day ago
Iāve just learned a friend is in need of support after their child attempted suicide recently. The ask isnāt a big one, but they are already a low-income family. Share or contribute if you can:
www.gofundme.com/f/issys-stay...
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Donate to Issy's Stay in CAPSU, organized by Elizabeth Casper
Hi friends, *TW: Child suicide attempt mentioned* On Sunday my child tried to commit, we fou⦠Elizabeth Casper needs your support for Issy's Stay in CAPSU
https://www.gofundme.com/f/issys-stay-in-capsu?attribution_id=sl:2902ffe7-1447-4521-852b-77fdc266b253&lang=en_CA&ts=1772933009&utm_campaign=man_ss_icons&utm_content=amp20_t1&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link
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Dutch of out hot carry the food
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1 day ago
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Seeing some people on here who are like āmaybe gas *should* be eight dollars!ā like they donāt have to work it into a budget.
1 day ago
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Chicken sandwich, CARL!
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1 day ago
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Just like any manager when youāre trying to fix some shit
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1 day ago
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Gretchen Felker-Martin š
2 days ago
There are no echo chambers of consequence besides the echo chamber of the right wing, which denies its own flagrantly psychosexually sadistic nature at every turn, and the larger echo chamber of "civil society", the polite willful ignorance which allows American empire to continue raping and killing
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š¤¦āāļø
2 days ago
time to bring back this banger š¤”
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Niko
2 days ago
Rejected Mega Man robot master?
#art
#animation
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Shayne Mathis
2 days ago
Happy birthday to the Queen of Martial Arts
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Sahil Bajaj is Looking for Work (Remote Edition)
2 days ago
This song feels incredibly relevant today.
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lmao damn near wipe them out to starve people to death and then make statues of them, how did we ever last this long
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2 days ago
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metal dot txt
2 days ago
Bringing about regime change in Iran by starting nepo baby discourse
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I mean I would never accept being made accountable to a European as a descendant of their cast-offs, but itās also fair to have higher expectations of international travelers I think.
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2 days ago
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sappho marx
2 days ago
he sure is! *tiger growl*
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Hell yeah, all the treatās she wantās
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2 days ago
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Jay
2 days ago
Pilot the fuckin' EVA Shinji, or Christuphur will have to do it again!
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The experts: unidentified aerial phenomenon Me: ooapp
2 days ago
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Airportās opened back up š®āšØ
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2 days ago
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AjiWings
2 days ago
So maybe we don't need all the planet-killing lithium mines after all? And don't need to be desecrating sacred Indigenous lands to sate the billionaires' and politicians' lithium appetites? [Spoiler: We never needed any of that, but now there's literally no excuse.]
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Erinās flying back from a trip today. Sheās in the air now and probably has no internet. I sent her some messages to let her know about the situation, but thereās very little info other than possible security concerns and terminal evacuation.
3 days ago
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Toilet is scrubbed
3 days ago
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dr. uncle boobs phD šæ
3 days ago
international womenās day
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idk what itās worth, but itās *costing* everything
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3 days ago
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Happy birthday, women!
3 days ago
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bekka leigh
3 days ago
This kind of thing infuriates me as a parent. I have four kids. Who are racialized. Who are neurodivergent. At least one who is LGBQT+. We donāt have the privilege of shying away from these conversations because we would be putting their lives at risk. Parents who treat their kids as
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