Dan (Chariot Greeter)
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I am Chariot Greeter and these are my ridiculous songs
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This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they donât exist.
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about 8 hours ago
this one is called goose horse
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Kørg(x)Âł đđš
about 8 hours ago
Hollywood Montrose will return in Avengers Doomsday (I wish)
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Beast of Bourbon đĽ
about 12 hours ago
âThis site streams 27,000 music videos, 24/7, across seven decades. No algorithm. No login. No âbecause you watched thisâ nonsense. You get dropped in and see what comes on next, just like we all used toâŚYou donât curate it. You donât optimize it. You just let it play."
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MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV
Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.
https://wantmymtv.vercel.app/
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But if the past is any indication, not removed!
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about 8 hours ago
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Given the democratsâ either acquiescence or complicity, depending on how much horror you can take at one time, Iâm having trouble seeing how voting even approaches power.
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about 8 hours ago
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Lamentably Awake
about 14 hours ago
No one who blames voters more than Biden and Garland for Trump winning in 2024 should be taken seriously. Trump attempted a coup and they had mountains of evidence he was a pedophile and they just did... nothing.
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Pope of Chili Town
about 14 hours ago
Then what happened
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I donât know that I see the point in reflecting on the Capitol bum rush from a few years back, because the people who were targeted didnât seem to care much, and certainly didnât change anything afterwards.
about 8 hours ago
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Kat Tenbarge
about 17 hours ago
The rise of deepfakes and AI CSAM prove public and private sectors donât actually care about abuse, but still punish sex workers, queer people, and women under that guise. Credit cards companies and law enforcement punish consensual sex and sexuality, but ignore and therefore encourage abuse
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Keyah
about 9 hours ago
Man, what the fuck? 𼲠People will finance slop, but not a sick ass vampire movie from one of the best modern horror filmmakers...
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Panos Cosmatos' âFlesh of the Godsâ Still Can't Secure the Money to Shoot, Despite A-List Cast â World of Reel
Kristen Stewart, Oscar Isaac, and Elizabeth Olsen are attached to star in âFlesh of the Gods,â a vampire thriller to be directed by Panos Cosmatos (âMandyâ).
https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/12/1/flesh-of-the-gods-still-cant-secure-the-money-to-shoot-despite-a-list-cast
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Eventually the people in charge want every type of labor to be piecework, so behold your future and your childrenâs future
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about 9 hours ago
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Kathryn Brightbill âď¸
about 12 hours ago
The reason your fruits and vegetables cost what they do is because they're picked by literal children and their parents who are all earning sub-minimum piecework wages.
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Anybody other than Hector:
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about 10 hours ago
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Fellas Gollum is in the volcano, one of you was there
about 10 hours ago
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Ed Zitron
about 12 hours ago
Smart glasses are all dogshit Iâm sorry. Put all of these things in the trash
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đścrowned you in my heart, your love is kiiiiiiiiiiing
about 12 hours ago
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I, who cannot get anywhere in Another Crabâs Treasure, have begun playing Elden Ring for the first time.
about 12 hours ago
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I deeply resent that we have âself-drivingâ individual coaches before reliable and guaranteed mass transit.
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about 12 hours ago
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Itâs hard to believe that the Traveling Wilburys album was out of print for 12 years. It feels like it should always be there, eternal. Theyâre the non-country Highwaymen!
about 12 hours ago
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Xodanix3
about 16 hours ago
Imagine if ppls education was paid for simply because our society values education. And not cuz some corporate extractor needs a PR rebrand.
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Yeah youâve really shed that lordly veneer and reverted to Hooba Stank, Warrior there, buddy
about 15 hours ago
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Eventually ISPs will just bake in routes that avoid the pain in the ass states, surely.
about 16 hours ago
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January 6 and Iâve got the window open.
about 16 hours ago
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Whoâs up trying to forestall the vengeance of the primeval forces for one more day to try and fix things
about 17 hours ago
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Sarah Kelly
1 day ago
Therapy for post-traumatic stress should be free. Why is it my financial responsibility to deal with a problem caused by other people? If youâve ever wronged me, Iâm sending you an invoice.
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Well, brute force isnât going to get me back to sleep
about 20 hours ago
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Good Trailcams
1 day ago
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SOTN, naturally
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1 day ago
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Well, winter sucked, but spring is here once again
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Greetings from Nebsaka
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1 day ago
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weeder
1 day ago
Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros
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Kørg(x)Âł đđš
1 day ago
The #2 draft pick of 2024 just rolled over for an Internet hoax but, please, go on about how the Dems are going save us. *nods thoughtfully*
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Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz says he is dropping re-election bid
The announcement comes amid heightened scrutiny of the state's handling of alleged child care fraud. Sen. Amy Klobuchar is now considering a bid for governor.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/minnesota-gov-tim-walz-says-dropping-re-election-bid-rcna252300
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Sucks that the only way to not pay for an attempted global conquest is to not make a living of any kind at all
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You have to go to places that have been left alone if you want to understand where you are
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Another day in the worldâs first global threat, letâs get this bread
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AjiWings
2 days ago
And this is where we are Hectoring scolds in the populace, too, who are caping for these dangers to humanity
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Frances Danger *Deadly SoverAuntie*
2 days ago
For all those agreeing with outside Nations taking over I want to know why it never occurred to you that the Native Nations of the so called united states could not only govern but restore balance to this land in all ways. The answer to colonization isn't
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Typed and deleted so many posts the last couple days, falling prey to the trying to find meaning trap
2 days ago
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Cran
3 days ago
You can argue with libs on here until youâre blue in the face but please understand that âvote blue no matter whoâ is just âI want to go back to ignoring the world at largeâ. Youâll never make any headway. They donât really want the change YOU want because itâs about comfort
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They should never have allowed an invasive species to be so fluffy and snuggly
3 days ago
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Damn Toaster Darryl â28
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3 days ago
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like invented-invented or âdiscovered by white guysâ invented?
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3 days ago
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Bruno Dias
3 days ago
40 people (at least) died. It's the official policy of these newsrooms that Latin American lives aren't worth anything. Again, if you still pay for an NYT subscription I think you're trash.
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willow đ
3 days ago
girl same
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Following a process doesnât make something more legitimate, it just makes it orderly
3 days ago
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Keyah
3 days ago
They threw Emily Pike's memorial in the trash. Emily Pike was a 14 year old Indigenous child who was brutally murdered, dismembered, left at the side of the road...in trash bags.
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surrogate corpse
3 days ago
hey guys check this out
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Stripping out the bullshit that previous iterations of the US gov used to ease our consciences into extractive imperialist foreign policy, such as puppet governments. For some Americans this is probably their first look at the portrait in the attic.
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3 days ago
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Starting to wonder if weâve really lost anything other than pretense
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3 days ago
and here comes the media to valorize a kidnapping
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