Ugh. I did it. gofund.me/184675147

We had the best day with our best girl. 🩷

Oh

I just learned my child named her baby doll after herself. Baby Ophelia.

He beat out Tom Spaghetti for the job. With a baseball bat.

Sorry she bleed all over the bed.

I mean yeah why wouldn’t she fall and hit her forehead on the dresser handle and bleed everywhere

God I really hope he doesn’t come back

Seattle Street Preacher just got sent off

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Happy Juneteenth, frens!

I feel like everyone is already so fucking tired of hearing me complain.

I just don’t know why I let even the smallest part of me think this would be any different.

The housing company hasn’t sent us a single rental option in a week. So that’s cool.

I had to Google how to share a link in my Facebook story so I think I’m too old for the internet.

What a night for Messi last night. I think he had a good game, but more importantly, he met the GOAT

I’m about to start calling her Left Eye.

The couch and chair in this stupid hotel room could not be any more uncomfortable if they were made out of exclusively concrete.

Why yes, I AM, extremely unlikable, thank you for noticing.

On top of everything else I HAVE A BUG BITE ON MY BUTT

I said “another great day to be alive” with the enthusiasm of Eeyore before I remembered I was at work. Oops.

Once the damage/restoration people pack up everything in those two rooms, plus some, because water leaked through the ceilings in the other upstairs rooms too, we will need to pack up the rest of our house. To try to prevent additional moisture/mold damage. In all of our other belongings. Lol. Ol.

MESSI!!!

Because sure.

OH DAMN

Ugh. I did it. gofund.me/184675147

Any help is truly appreciated. It’s been a rough two weeks.

This week people will be over to pack up the entirety of the playroom and our bedroom. Literally every single thing. Closets most likely included. So. Mostly all of our things and half her toys. Most probably unsalvageable. Yay.

Aldon Smith 🙁🙁🙁

When I make a plate for us to “share.”

So glad Gio got that in.

SUCK AMERICA’S BIG ‘OL DICK MOTHERFUCKERS

VAR FLOP BITCH

HE DIDN’T EVEN TOUCH YOU

“I’m not going to speculate” but something is obviously wrong.

USA USA USA USA USA

OH MY GODDDDD

Is a Bobadilla like a quesadilla?

Pulisic’s footwork is just so fucking beautiful.

ALL GAS NO BRAKES BITCH LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

THAT ONE COUNTS MOTHERFUCKER GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

OH YOU STUPID REF BITCH

THAT’S TWO

Oh DANG

My knee has been swollen and in pain for 2 weeks and the pain and swelling moved down my calf and into my ankle. But now that I’m at urgent care I’m sure there won’t be anything they can do.

My favorite thing about a tree falling through our roof 10 days ago, displacing us from our home for potentially 4-6 months, and currently living in a hotel with a 2 year old is how I haven’t heard a word from anyone in my family all week. 🙃

“Mama I need my pack pack. I ready now. Let’s go.”

Can’t wait for someone here to call the cops. “Ma’am it was reported to us there were blood curdling screams coming from your room.” “Yeah sorry I told my 2 year old she couldn’t play in the toilet.”

I really cannot stress enough how much this FUCKING SUCKS.