I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

He's on a mission from God.

I've been enjoying this season anyway, but the #Jaylor crumbs are the sprinkle on top. #tar38

Cockadoodlezoom judging the teams is proof that this season is rigged for Jag. #tar38

#Survivor49 is the #bb27 of Mitch in Survivor 48.

Well none of this would have happened if y'all had voted Savannah or Rizo when y'all had the chance. Fortune favors the bold! #Survivor #Survivor49

I'm not a medical doctor but I have never heard of stress-related period loss leading to permanent infertility. #Survivor #Survivor49

Why are people covering up for the perverts?? Are they perverts, too?? WTAF

I am sitting in a creperie and These Boots are Made for Walking is playing over the speakers, in French.

I don't get the six seven thing and I fear if I look it up I still won't get it

Like, we already knew, but seeing the correspondence makes it even more horrifying.

I just spent $11 at the office vending machine

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

I told my therapist that this week would be more about staying healthy than achieving work-life balance, and I thought of that as I was eating pizza rolls in the tub this morning.

Y'all, the H part of my ADHD today is running wild. I'm fidgeting just little enough to be in good social standing, but my brain is silently screaming.

pass it on

Who else is invested in the chives on Reddit?

The timeline never disappoints

I don't like it when people repost things from Twitter because if I wanted to be on that network, I would be. HOWEVER, y'all keep on posting the Joyce Carol Oates stuff.

Y'all this is my crunch week and I had like three biscuits and two giant pieces of garlic toast today

Everybody Knows What Wrong With Nathan Silver is the name of my next album

What the fuck is wrong with Nate Silver? This is a rhetorical question. We all know.

I need to find a way to be as dramatic as possible that requires the least amount of effort on my part

Okay but they really are

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...

I don't know the actual details of the shutdown deal but BlueSky is making it sound like the democrats just made a trade with the Rays.

I read that a group of eight House Democrat Charlie Browns are planning to kick the football.

In my phone camera's latest update, the "switch to selfie mode" button and the "go to your photos" button have swapped sides. This is first-world devastating.

Banao, a banana-headed boy who loves bananas comes from Kirishima City, Kagoshima, where bananas are grown.

Just a little something to take the edge off

schumer isnt an operator, he’s not playing 4D chess. i think he’s offering a CR that should end the shutdown without his own caucus revolting. republicans are turning it down because theyre insane. this is the optimal outcome politically but i am like 95% sure he stumbled into it

At that time, the only person in Arkansas more popular than Mike Beebe was Jesus Christ.

wow!! a trillionaire! every reaction i am having is definitely within both legal and community guidelines!!

The pattern has existed for ages: Republicans lie about what Democrats are planning in order to give themselves permission to do that thing. It's not that the accusations are confessions, the accusations are battle plans.

Somehow, Subway, he got himself out of that pickle.

It'll be nice for Subway to have a spokesperson who isn't a criminal for once.

if Subway has any courage they will hire this man for advertisements

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor

Taylor Hale needs no rescuing, but the parasocial Jaylor side of me wants Joseph to swoop in and tell Kyland to pound sand. #tar38

Oh noooo Izzy and Paige's confessional is at night, I hope that isn't a bad sign. #tar38

Really, Kyland? #tar38

Savannah trying her hardest to not act psycho. #Survivor #Survivor49

I don't care what the two that were cast do rest of the season; I wish Sage was on Season 50 instead. #Survivor #Survivor49

We didn't even meet Sophie until the last episode. #Survivor #Survivor49

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

The survivors will be so surprised to learn the hidden phrase in the puzzle is GOT FUN BETRALE. #Survivor #Survivor49