Running a right wing media company is basically the easiest job in the world and the fact that Bari Weiss can’t do it is so funny to me

I am so happy to hear Uncle Hud.🩵

Can I just start watching Love Island or do I need to go back to episode 1?

1991

People who say "We should be supporting VETERANS!" to counter Pride Month aren't actually supporting veterans; they're weaponizing veterans to discriminate against marginalized people.

That was almost bad. Almost, but not quite! Anyway, what a weird-ass game. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Maybe he looks puffy because it's actually Stephen Miller wearing a Trump skin suit

I'm so hyped after that Royals game, I want to jump on my bed and rent pay-per-view

Bitch, she said what she said

Y'alllll neither @jimlapbap.bsky.social nor I live in Cincinnati and we did not preplan this, I am so tickled! Royals are 1-0 in games we have both attended. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

GUESS WHO IS HAVING A GOOD TIME

MOST EXCELLENT at bat, Vincenzo!

Ohh nooo, LHP, better fire everyone in the hitting lineup 😒

I pronounce Kroger like Roger

I don't know how people look so put together at the airport. I always look like I just rolled out of bed and ate a rat with my hands and teeth

Jac what speed do

It really sucks that we can't have confidence in legacy media anymore because I can't exactly vet every substack

Give me a few months and you're going to have to grease me up to fit me through the door

Holy shit we won a game! #HEYHEYHEYHEY

My boss is a huge Cincinnati fan so I need the Royals to not be the Royals this series.

A sport enjoyed and loved by all. 💙 #PrideMonth

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Costco now sells paint buckets full of wine. Cus you know. Fuck it

I am now firmly on Team Fire Everyone on the Royals.

Southern Living social media posted best bookstores in the South. Two of them listed were in DC, and another one was in Columbia, Missouri. 😒

I learned from @neonimpossible.bsky.social that digital books can be much more expensive for libraries than physical copies so I put libby away and put a bunch of books on hold 🩵

The Razorback softball team wouldn't have lost that game.

Well that doesn't help me at all, ad!

Baseball with the Royals!

I really do believe this beautiful plate of gluten-free fettuccine alfredo will solve the world's problems

Unless you are a chain restaurant, I don't want you updating the exterior of your building. I want it to be a proper dump. Make it look like I will get a stab wound or hepatitis if I go inside.

I have never seen a bigger group of babies than Razorback fans on Facebook complaining that the baseball team isn't hosting a regional. And I say this as someone who is both a Razorback fan and has worked with a lot of babies.

This looks like AI Aubry Bracco

The GOP doesn't support American soybean farmers

Okay but no one believes anyone is actually is threatening Bret Michaels, right?

This is great timing because I was looking to adopt a tractor

I guess Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are greasing up the spandex.

I regret to inform you that my skin looks great now and I'm getting another month of products

I know I will feel better if I exercise right now but also I don't want to exercise right now. Please advise.

Every now and then I remember this tweet and it makes me giggle

I love burritos

"You just need to get thicker skin." Bitch, I have to deal with all kinds of serious sh** and that's what I reserve my thick skin for. I'm allowed to get frustrated when someone throws *complete unnecessary* bullshit in my direction.

I have an angry.

All of the cute Grogu foods at Burger King have gluten in them but I will forgive him

I don't think the fries have actually made it all the way home before.

Should I watch the Royals play the Yankees tonight or should I beat my head against the wall repeatedly and then squirt Carolina Reaper juice into my eye

Also, it's very presumptuous to imply that all of us don't get right-wing perspectives shoved down our throats on the reg

The lightning bugs are back!! The lightning bugs are back!!

Also, the radio feed on the TV broadcast sounds like AM three hours away from the signal