Caught the tail end of the post game show. Ryan sounds like he's had it

Well now I'm mad the City Connects are so cool

Every time I check in on the Royals

The Kansas City Diarrhea Royals

Y'all WTF happened, did Baltimore hit a grand slam??

I am literally sitting in my car waiting for this game to be over so I can go inside.

The time when the Royals are at their best

usually the Bob is silent

It's a lot harder for me to handle stress when I'm cold. When I'm stressed at work, I go outside if it's warm or to my car and turn on all the heaters if it's not. I also keep a lot of blankets at my desk.

None of these executives demanding this fitness test could pass it

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Beige

Wait it's actually happening now?

There's a guy I work with who looks like Jared Kushner and I hate his guts a little through no fault of his own. Maybe he should do something about the dumb haircut though

The kind of energy I'm bringing into the week

I didn't watch Wrestlemania this year because I'm not buying yet another streaming service

Yeah I'm not believing the story the Royals are telling about Salvy getting hundreds of texts from friends and family because of Q's offhand comment

Royals offense

Does that mean allowing an aging player whose physical abilities have diminished, dictate his usage. He's 35 years old, caught 14 of 21 games and played in 20. Played the entire WBC. BA is .160. All stats are down. He's the Captain—supposed to be doing what's best for the team, not just himself.

"Our love is eternal, babe."

Who's going to call the players-only closed locker room meeting?

Royals are even more fall-y aparty than they were yesterday, which was pretty fall-y aparty already

Baseball is supposed to be fun and good

This was hanging above the ladies' room toilet at the Basin Springs Masonic Lodge

And will eat your face

the more suspicious you are online the safer you are. take some advice from your friendly neighborhood online sass.

This season is literally the worst thing that's ever happened.

I am very much team "let people enjoy things" but Coachella is pissing me off this year.

Yes

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I need a break….

Sir, I cannot tell you how many games the *Royals* won last year, and that is something I pay attention to.

Hegseth giving Fyre Fest meals to the soldiers

You can find those for free on the internet

Exactly one year ago today:

Good thing i screencapped it

Eff

Man, Jensen really slept on that one

His name is Dillon Dingler?

"Hey this is a good product that people like, maybe we should ruin it a little"

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Shit is falling apart and Congressional Republicans would rather engage in an act of public masturbation

I don't want your AI integration and I don't want your collagen peptides!!

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JD Vance though Francis died and made JD Vance the Pope

Humiliationmaxxing is the new black!