And this is the perfect excuse to get a new tattoo

I used to be on a first name basis with multiple MS-13 members.

Tonight's episode without context. #Survivor50

Lou Holtz died. The Hogs won. Maybe IT happens tonight?

My grandpa hunted Nazis

You'll learn something new every day!

Any moderately popular pundit who gets criticized by people on Bluesky

All the Arkansas mentions on here being mostly positive and not overly condescending is making me nervous.

If DOJ attorneys aren’t subject to state bar investigations they shouldn’t be licensed by state bars

Oh good, looks like the person who creeped on me lost their election

Dude on the right is cosplaying as what he thinks rural Arkansans look like.

JUST IN: Democrat Alex Holladay has flipped a GOP-held seat in *Arkansas*. Republican Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried hard to delay this race and wanted the seat to stay vacant for 8+ months, but the courts told her to hold it today. If she was worried, she was right to be. Our full recap:

No one is happier about #LoveIsBlind Chris being a supervillain than Steven from episode 1.

A man who sits his greasy ass on a gold toilet convinced America he's a man of the people

Y'all remember this shit?

I've had this come up in several convos, so I'm reminding everyone: You don't have to vote in every race on your ballot. If there is something you're unsure about, you can skip it! Better to vote on some issues you know about than none at all (or cast a vote that might not be in your best interest)🩵

I would also like it to be 2014 but what can you do

Band is my sanity.

I worked with a personal trainer all January through the first week of Feb and the body was *tea*. Now that I've been sick and resting for several weeks, the body is still tea, but like in a gallon jug kind of way.

Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck and face today.

Another war in the Middle East started during a Republican presidency.

Update: we did it!

I'm in my third week of being under the weather and I am the living embodiment of David After Dentist asking if this is gonna be forever

Well this was a brief and wild read

I really want to go back to Las Vegas and see Wayne Newton perform again. And this time I want to get the full VIP package. #goals

I'm in line to vote and regret that I did not bring my 7Brew with me

Oh they've not been quiet at all. They've been saying that Kamala endorsed this.

Love you guys. Do something good for yourself today. Do something good for someone else. Get outside. Breathe. Cry. Laugh. Whatever. Take care.💗

Any company that says they are cutting jobs because AI is a sufficient replacement is lying. Jack Dorsey is a fucking liar

I didn't realize how much leaning into the arts would help me during this authoritarian era. Yes, we stand up and show up to fight power. But also, we keep doing the things that remind us who we are and that we exist beyond what authoritarianism dictates to us.

Rob Rausch wearing an Ice Out button 🔥

No, I do not know why this popped up in my algo youtu.be/bb5Sm-89iLs?...

Same tbh

Yam Yam just making up shit. #TheTraitorsUS

SPICY CESTERNINO, WE ARE UP! #TheTraitorsUS

Yeah miss me with the "I'm the real victim here" from Colton. It's not because we missed your "journey." It's because we saw the part where someone else was actually the victim. #TheTraitorsUS

Oh snap, Dorinda's facelift looks GREAT. #TheTraitorsUS

Must be pouring if they're doing this ceremony inside. #TheTraitorsUS

I don't feel bad for Johnny and Tara though. They shouldn't have voted out Natalie. #TheTraitorsUS

Watching House of Villains until #TheTraitorsUS finale and I'm low-key loving it

waiting for the rob rausch is roxie hart announcement

Geared toward the middle of the country? So stuff hiking trails and lakes, right?

it’s always been them

All labor has dignity. Don’t demand your workforce sign adhesion contracts with insane terms. Don’t assume that calling workers “independent contractors” means you can just do whatever you want.

Kyle trying to lawyer his way out of this 🥺. #Survivor50

"Would you like to vote for dynamic advantages that will guarantee the best season in #Survivor history or are you a little weenie who went to prom with their cousin who votes for no advantages?" #Survivor50