How do the Royals win these games that feel like a loss?

Royals are “well they blew a 9th inning lead yesterday, so now it’s our turn to repay the favor” #Royals #FountainsUp

Hey, having no out bases loaded and only scoring a run a sac fly is © THE 2026 ROYALS #Royals #FountainsUp

Psalm 23 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake, 3a as there is a drive into the deep left field by one called Castellanos, and lo, it was a home run; and thus it was made a ballgame of four to nothing.

Please no Lange-xiety tonight …I’ll see myself out #Royals #FountainsUp

Last one #Royals #FountainsUp

Feel like it’s been a while #Royals #FountainsUp

Thanks for the grand slam and whatnot #Royals #FountainsUp

Is Jac’s picture like this everywhere? He seems as enthusiastic about the Royals as Royals fans are #Royals #FountainsUp

I almost fell out of my chair watching from left field, I was waiting for another gift opportunity wasted #Royals #FountainsUp

If they don’t lose today, I expect everyone to fund my attendance at all future games #Royals #FountainsUp

Ambiorix Burgos reincarnated! #Royals #FountainsUp

Fun with goalposts: These two teams have the same number of World Series championships in the 21st century The Royals have the shorter championship drought #Royals #FountainsUp

Is every Royal tipping their pitches? They’re swinging like they know what’s coming #Royals #FountainsUp

Somebody. Anybody. Teach American sports crowds music other than seven nation army. Tapes of Japanese cheering sections. Something.

I don’t think the Royals are playing very well this year #analysis #Royals #FountainsUp

We are so surprised #Royals #FountainsUp

Bobby Witt Jr. is the first not Salvador Perez Royal to homer in 9 days #Royals #FountainsUp

I know this team too well

The Royals may get a single run on an out like sac fly or ground out #Royals #FountainsUp

I can’t wait to see how the Royals mess up having three walks in an inning #Royals #FountainsUp

Hey, the new fence may have driven in those two runs 🎉 #Royals #FountainsUp

Missouri has discovered the Oendan, now they have to learn something other than Seven Nation Army #Royals #FountainsUp

It’s so nice to the other team TOOTBLANs for once #Royals #FountainsUp

Royals score another run on a “productive out,” drink #Royals #FountainsUp

Boston’s defense is trying to give the game away and the Royals clutch hitting is like “hold my beer” #Royals #FountainsUp

The Royals are not playing good baseball #analysis

Royals have scored 3 of their last 5 runs on outs #Royals #FountainsUp

Royals gonna need 2 sacrifice flies with the bases loaded and 1 out to win this game now #Royals #FountainsUp

2 more runs on non-hits for the Royals, I swear they have the highest % in the league of their runs scored on non-hits

On Mother’s Day How Dare You

Not to be confused with Jo Dua Lipa

I swear the Royals score the most % of their runs on non-hits #Royals #FountainsUp

Happy May the Fourth, my most popular Star Wars post this year was the Weather Channel on Tatooine:

Just got suspended from TikTok for “unoriginal content,” how was your day?

Wobby Jitt Bunior! #Royals #FountainsUp

MLB tv doing MLB tv things #Royals #FountainsUp

Anyone else blacked out on the Royals game outside Royals territory?

Not to be confused with Partridge Apartment

Bobby Witt Jr. going for the Kirby Puckett Award of full seasons with 0 and 30 home runs #Royals #FountainsUp

So, all the righties who I was like “well that’s a mistake for this lineup” all have RBIs. Baseball is stupid and why does anyone like it. #Royals #FountainsUp

If you’d have told me that Imanaga was going to do well out of the gate in MLB and Sasaki was not, I would have your got your names switched up

Not to be confused with Munetaka Machishimo (This is a major groan inducing pun if you know Japanese)

Always thought a new royals stadium should have a crown facade around the outside. Probably not practical

Michael Wacha probably sitting on the bench saying “I coulda done that…” #Royals #FountainsUp

Hey, a line moving #Royals #FountainsUp

I enjoy when the Royaks score rubs when getting base hits #Royals #FountainsUp

Walk walk wild pitch wild pitch, thank you #Royals #FountainsUp

Been a while since I’ve posted this #Royals #FountainsUp

I don’t know if the Royals can come up with 2 more sacrifice flies #Royals #FountainsUp