Fully support Emerald Fennell and her rage bait movies

We really need to add a clause into medical school applications that if you're accepted you're not allowed to make social media content for at least 10 years

Yeah the key is to let them rehabilitate through various media outlets until they just get known as “podcaster” rather than “war criminal”

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me

Have you considered that Charlie Brown had hoes?

Ok sure, but I imagine a lot of creative workers really really live off shitty vanity projects that never go anywhere

[trying to impress a recruiter for a mid level office job] yeah I was actually a tertiary character in the Epstein files

Can't make soondubu. Ate it at the back of the Melania screening

Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.

Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks. He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger. Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

It’s cool that this is just politics now

Ideal superbowl snacks: - big bowl of soup - 4 month fermented kimchi (you forgot it was in the fridge) - 1 pack fisherman’s friend lozenges + lucozade original - egg

Yeah I’m a big fan of “Bad Bunny” actually

One day I hope there’s a cool president who forces The Troops to watch Sátántangó

Eagerly waiting the Department for War to sever ties with the Iowa Writers Workshop

Ok time to buy a lettuce

It is longstanding US policy to guarantee that Israel maintain a "qualitative military edge (QME) over all other countries in the region. obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/blog/2011/11...

This is true but we should recall that *the entire point of the McSweeney Labour project* was to restore public indifference to politics, and to fight a low-stakes, low-engagement, low-turnout election, specifically so that the lads could go back to agreeing policy with donors offscreen.

i….. i don’t know what to do with this. help me please my brain is breaking

There’s a curry house in tooting that shows the owner with Peter Mandelson that’s been on the wall since I was a child. I wonder what will happen to it

Jeffrey Epstein did so many fucked up things but credit to him he never got involved in Alt Lit

Turns out the whole global pedo conspiracy that directs the economy and gets to decide how society functions is real, and all we can do is make content about it

Get angry at Starmer all you like, but he has successfully united the country in a way few politicians have

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Turns out the darkest monsters in our society are all guys called Jeff

Hey so has anyone asked well regarded podcaster Alistair Campbell about Epstein and his deep relationship with New Labour

Sometimes I miss fast fashion. I go on Vinted and every semi decent, mostly cotton shirt costs between £40-120

In an alternate timeline Jeffrey Epstein would probably have a substack that wouldn’t be too dissimilar to Dominic Cummings

i support whatever @hkesvani.bsky.social is doing with his kimchi

Really cool to think that you can’t afford a house, a family or even something of a stable future because an unimaginative pedophile who can’t write in full sentences got to determine how the world worked

Dudes rock

twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse

Instagram comments and Bluesky are spiritually the same place

Goes without saying that INDUSTRY is probably the best show on tv right now, but beyond that, it’s also such an acute, precise study of how class and power actually works in Britain

Do we think it’s good that so many people seem to have forgotten how to read

Can you imagine if someone told you that they were clowning on your goofy ass in the Epstein secret chats

Like The Sopranos, Mad Men, and The Young Pope/The New Pope, Industry is artful, ruthless television about fascinatingly fucked-up people seizing a system to export their dysfunction at scale. I love it.

I don’t think Kubrick was assassinated after making Eyes Wide Shut because if anything, all the actual elite pedophiles would have probably been flattered by how smart and cunning he made them look

the reaction to the epstein files is like george bush releasing a video on 9/11 saying "yeah it was me, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams lol" and the press and right wing people online being like "well, it's complicated"

Easiest way to understand why celebrities feel after protesting against ICE but give weird and somewhat detached reasons why when asked, is mostly the effect of being silent on Gaza and now struggling to go beyond platitudes

Social media people were always the smartest people I knew of in every newsroom I was in, but also I think anyone who says this now is a moron. The “social media manager” has the power to make your nan go insane

Not the main point but reading some of these Epstein emails really makes you realise why so many of these guys love ChatGPT

Looking forward to Peter Mandelsons upcoming appearance on triggernometry

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

let me strongly recommend Sandifer's writings on comics, which are as dense and fascinating and crazy as an Alan Moore script.

remembering the time i really pissed off some star wars nerds on a forum by saying that if I was a Jedi I would have a red lightsaber, and therefore confuse the Sith

Haven’t seen the Charli xcx movie but every trailer I’ve seen makes it feel like a spiritual equivalent to the film Joaquin Phoenix made about trying to become a rapper

Sydney Sweeney as a phenomena makes sense when you realise that the demographic she’s marketed to is not teenagers or even young men, but rather, guys between the ages of 34-60

My main critique about Heated Rivalry is that the Canadian one should really have the Toronto patois accent