I am the Princess Mononoke of fujoshis

Attention Gen Xers: Fell On Black Days is a good CPR tempo.

This made me realize all of my biggest music heroes have been guitarists with drinking problems

Saw on Facebook that Bill Callahan is coming to town in August. Took a screenshot so that I would remember when tickets go on sale. Checked my phone’s calendar to see if I already had an event that day. I did. Bill Callahan.

Alright, getting over a cold but let's get back to this Bluesky stuff. Here's William Stout's version of a Norman Rockwell self portrait with requisite extra monsterness. #comics #comicart #williamstout

Good morning. I had to report CSAM from a bot on Elon Musk’s Twitter so I’m going to see how long I can go without it.

I think some of you enjoy Euphoria and feel like that makes you problematic and so your idea of atonement is going on and on about how degenerate and perverted the show is rather than just not watching it.

If you told 15 year old Jason he’d be living in Seattle working in a record store he’d be thrilled to be alive and not living in Florida with his parents but deeply confused on why you’re calling him Jason.

Stars are approximately the size and radiance of a baby god. In fact, they have evolved to neotonously extract resources from divinity

Prepping for Record Store Day is no joke. I haven’t done this much receiving since my comphet days.

in case you have a library card and need to see old dykes in love, r&b history, beautiful sinners: Tiny and Ruby: Hell Divin Women (1988) www.kanopy.com/en/kcls/watc...

A perfect one-hit nu metal wonder from Jonathan Davis’s younger half-brother.

Took a 4 week guitar class at the local community college. It showed me I retained more theory than I thought but I still don’t understand scales or how I’m supposed to make a solo out of someone. Also have to figure out why the idea of private lessons feels so embarrassing.

Do you think there’s someone out there for me

made some bumper stickers

[me showing my phone to my roommate] CHECK IT OUT NOW

I think this was more about foisting preferences rather than a strict rule but we could not watch Adam Sandler movies because “your brain will ooze out of your ears” To this day Uncut Gems is the only Adam Sandler movie I’ve ever seen

She sucks and I’m never in any circumstances going to Hand It To Her, but is there *actual* proof Erika Kirk put a hit out on Charlie or is this just Courtney Love-esque “I don’t like this widow, she’s a bitch, I bet she had her husband killed because she’s evil” bullshit

Alright nerds, who makes “prog pop”

listen up soldier. our eternal pedophile monarch's appointed successor in earthly affairs needs you to bomb Iraq in retaliation for the destruction of the Arc de Trump. no it was the building that looked like it was drawn by an inbred billionaire kindergartener. no the other one

If it’s a dagger ornate enough that you’re using it to draw blood to appease your god of choice, it’s a good enough dagger for me

I ONLY KINDA LIKE CONVERGE

Wouldn’t zigzagging when you’re trying to run for your life waste more energy than just booking it regular style?

How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends.

Went to see my friends band a little while ago and had to crop one of the photos because one of the photographers made me look really hot

Listening to the Neurosis record at the spa to prime the animal of my body for peace and war

[Primus “My Name Is Mud” voice] nefarious pud

new Behemoth song "I Love to Disgrace and Embarrass God by Honking My Nefarious Pud All Day"

Here’s a question for the women who are sexually attracted to men: what do women like to see in a man’s lewds/nudes? I think I’m too used to staging photos for the appreciation of men that I’m not sure how to stage them for the appreciation of women.

A second and third fluke red hair have been found in my chin strap beard

Babe okay yes I do need to clean the bathroom mirror BUT all those spots are from me flinging saliva while flossing. So I do think I should get some credit for flossing regularly

!! MISSING TRANS WOMAN IN NEW ORLEANS !! quinn, the girlfriend of a lovely member in my trans org, has been missing for a couple of days. she is not from new orleans. she is at significant medical risk. if you see her, please reach out to nyx

True sluttery isn’t based on a specific number of people you’ve slept with. True sluttery is when you have to respond with “What are you counting as ‘slept with?’”

Man it sure would be a pity if people flooded J.K. Rowling's hate fund with fake applications, I hope no one does that. jkrwf.org/check-eligib...

There is an easy succinct script on here. I have emailed my reps. It feels a bit hopeless but it's what I can do.

America can, should, must, and WILL fall in love with the moon.

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Not the sort of person who likes to ask for attention, but Grandpa is getting open heart surgery tomorrow and he’s getting really nervous about it because he’s 84. I’m getting really nervous about it too.

Being autistic and having a more difficult time than others with friendships and relationships, I’ve been working especially hard lately on admitting when I’m wrong and apologizing for it. This has taught me the average person would rather die than admit they’ve ever been wrong about anything ever.

Happy Easter!

Cocoa, Florida felt cursed

Guys, the President of the United States has just been busy filming his top-secret Hot Ones appearance.

Asking this *HYPOTHETICAL* here because my follower base here is both smaller and freakier.

Wait, yesterday was Good Friday? Easter is tomorrow?

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

New enough to Reddit that I just today learned they have porn

“Cultural impact” conversations are so funny because they’re often had by people who don’t have very wide cultural spheres. Could you imagine if I said Taylor Swift had no cultural impact just because she was done with her album cycle and therefore she hasn’t been in the news lately?

Brazilian drag queen named JWOWW Gilberto