Do it for them.

I uh accidentally bought tickets to both nights of Neurosis playing in San Francisco

any girls wanna do this with me

[nine inch nails with teeth voice] queen latifah

Before he was the greatest there ever was, before he was a generational singer/songwriter/guitarist, before he was my biggest artistic hero of all time, he was just boy. Happy birthday to boy.

Congratulations to my glorious motherland of Ecuador for winning the 2026 World Cup 💛💙❤️🇪🇨

YO PAELLA MAN

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

More people should be like L7. RIP to Jennifer Finch. I’m glad she spent her last days watching the world she created rally around her. 💔

Scored this Michael Rockson pencil case today.

Oh I just realized I’m feeling “inexplicably blue” because we upped my Accutane dosage lmao

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Life really is just a never ending series of “welp, better get a doctor to look at that” episodes, huh

she let me hit because i brought her an egg every day and then a blue feather

Do I have friends here living in San Francisco?

For some reason I woke up thinking about this EP and about Elena Hoyos, a woman whose story is only ever told from the perspective of the doctor who developed an obsession with her that descended into necrophilia.

The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...

My grievance with satanic orgy bands is they’re all bark and no bite

13.2-ounce cans of Pedigree Can High Protein Chopped Chicken & Duck Flavor with lot codes 613C3KKCFC and 613C1KKCFC

Happy Bastille Day

Alys Rivers is so cool I wish I was a witch

There’s been a lot of hemming and hawing about which artists beloved in the 60s and 70s are disappearing/not crossing over to the youth of today, but let me just say this: Stevie Wonder is NOT having that issue

I like that the new Mastodon video is a blatant nod to one of my favorite movies, The Holy Mountain. I know Brann is a big Jodorowsky fan and I know the band sampled one monologue pre-shows for a while. But it makes for a classically Mastodon video.

So fucking funny for Lindsey Graham to try and upstage Mitch McConnell by dying only for Mitch McConnell to upstage Lindsey Graham by revealing himself to be alive

So we all know Republicans who are caught in a lie always act like Master Shake and bullshit their way into oblivion but it’d be fun to confront Laura Loomer about why she said Mitch was “braindead and not coming back”

To think Lindsey Graham lived 71 years and spent them all in the closet.

BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham is gay at 71

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

RIP Lindsey Graham. He died of the explosive diarrhea parasite, which RFK Jr. injected into him directly.

Befriending strangers as a dude is weirdly easy. Stand a reasonable distance from them while The Game is on, cross your arms, make the appropriate “ohhhh” noises at the right time, and they’ll tell you everything you need to know and also adore you.

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

Just had the most wonderful life-affirming conversation that compels me to remind you all of the existence of Shroud Eater, the most ass-kickingest sludge doom Miami ever produced. Listen immediately.

My new life mission is to get Some Kind of Monster added to the Criterion Collection

Y’know how we all had that one song we liked as a kid that we just couldn’t figure out the subject matter, but when we grew up we realized the song was extremely sexual? There’s some 5yo who really likes Dry Spell by Kacey Musgraves and I wonder what they think that song is about

I feel like this could go down as the one of the greatest Onion articles of the decade. It’s going to roll around in my head for weeks.

Discovered this song a while back and it’s driving me nuts in a good way. I don’t know why it makes me think of Primus but it’s so cool

[most emotionally devastated ’oh my god bruh’ of all time]

I cannot acknowledge The Mastodon In The Room because I’m at work and do not have 35 minutes to cry my eyes out

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

…And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Mitch McConnell

Man am I not crazy about the fact that one of the sources is Laura fuckin Loomer, might as well have no sources

Dread Scott, _What is the Proper Way to Display a US Flag?_ (1988; silver gelatin print, US flag, book, pen, shelf, audience)

Anybody up who wants to hear a janky iPhone demo and a YouTube link to either confirm or calm my cryptomnesia fears

And everywhere, no one cares, a fire is spreading, and no one wants to speak about it. Down in a hole, Jesus tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel-load. I heard it in the wind and saw it in the sky. I thought it was the end. I thought it was…

I’ve been trying really hard to learn Reaper only for me to remember I can make janky guitar demos on GarageBand on my phone and even if they sound like shit it’s recorded and I already feel better than I have in weeks

kurt ballou appreciation post

I am not exaggerating when I say that turning the corner and coming face to face with this masterpiece made me tear up. The sheer scale of it in person is something to behold