Bruno Mars has done it again

If I tell you the animal of your body is soft, would you hold it against me?

Funny thing about OCD is that if you have ADHD there is actually a realistic chance you left the stove/space heater on and if you have autism there is actually a realistic chance the last person you spoke to is mad at you

Friends of mine are part of an initiative that helps trans people who are living in hostile states relocate to Washington State. If you live in Washington and have a spare bedroom, or even if you have funds to support the mission, consider doing so.

This is me

Friends of mine are part of an initiative that helps trans people who are living in hostile states relocate to Washington State. If you live in Washington and have a spare bedroom, or even if you have funds to support the mission, consider doing so.

“but sports” eat shit “but bathrooms” eat shit “but kids” eat shit

if there is a “but” after you stating you support trans people, you don’t support trans people

Here’s a question I just thought of. Calvin is 6 years old, but how old do we think Hobbes is? Maybe it’s because he’s so much taller than Calvin I picture him as older but now I realize it’s like asking how old Bugs Bunny is.

Here’s a question I just thought of. Calvin is 6 years old, but how old do we think Hobbes is? Maybe it’s because he’s so much taller than Calvin I picture him as older but now I realize it’s like asking how old Bugs Bunny is.

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Just bought a ticket to see Tomahawk in August :)

Oh, is the Rock Hall doing something? I’m sorry, Soundgarden already got in, I never have to care about them ever again :)

[deep guttural] OPEEEEEETH

Making history as the first man to wear deodorant to see Opeth

The Great British Jerk Off

Found another way to describe the gender I’m trying to perform for the world: the kind of guy you look at and think “I could bum a smoke off of him”

Poor Katatonia’s bus broke down 😢

Was looking at the setlists for the QotSA Catacombs tours to see if I want to go to the Seattle show. Guess I’ll die.

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very important video please watch

Oops I set an IG story to Good Sister/Bad Sister by Hole and forgot that Pretty On The Inside is legitimately one of the greatest noise rock/no wave records of all time. It consumed me when I was 18 and I might have to go back in.

One side thought I’ve had in regards to what happened at the BAFTAs is a thought I’ve had for quite some time: South Park has done serious damage to the human race

i never listen to (stoner/doom band) Sleep, because (stoner/doom band) Sleep is the cousin of (death metal band) Death

Congratulations everyone

In the 80s we had "Greed Is Good," but today it's much subtler--self-interest is simply the only valid decision-making lens. "Let's not go to Chik-Fil-A, I don't like their food" is respected, but "Let's not go to Chik-Fil-A, I don't want to support a homophobic company" makes you a tedious scold.

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

H-O-T-T-O-G-O Is a song by Chappell Roan

The seem to have discontinued the Lunchables hot dogs I grew up with. I’ll miss those little sodium tubes.

I strongly recommend actually going to this website

1970: Satan, laughing, spreads his wings 2026:

Lost the engagement prompt that was supposed to go with this but I’m only a furry in this sense of it

Hear me out

What a terrific thing to read while down with the second cold I’ve gotten this year LET ME BE A GUINEA PIG

Has anyone found a way to make the colonoscopy prep juice taste tolerable

Dudes rock.

Friend said the new drummer for Foo Fighters looks like me and it’s honestly making me root for him

All so-called leftists and progressives that dismiss anyone from the South as a whole can absolutely fuck off :) You can’t dismiss basically half the country because you feel superior to them for not being from there :)

Every once in a while at a metal show I see a really cool looking guy that I wish I looked more like and I’m so glad they never turn around to see me looking at them like this

AKTOSK S1 E6: “In The Name Of The Mother”

Friend found me on Bumble by accident and politely suggested I trim down my bio to keep it quick and lighthearted. I’m definitely seeing improvement and my new bio is literally just “Nurses always tell me I have good veins”

Someone’s getting their lawn mown on my Saturday morning after a long week of me doing a bunch of shit and not sleeping great :)

EKG-ass weekend. I’m so tired.

Something horrible I just realized: there are kids entering preschool whose PARENTS don’t remember 9/11

Fascinating. What I’ve gathered is that there are two genders: natural brunettes and witches.

Nobody is explaining the biggest plot hole in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: why does this guy have dark hair but a bright red mustache

Got their phone number before they left and then when my shift ended my friend The Lesbian Mayor Of Seattle dragged me to a different club where within 30 seconds of my arriving some random lady started twerking on me, The Year Of Jason is so strong it’s scaring me