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Happy Pride Month!

This one is for the people who have had top surgery: my nipples only have some sensation 16 months post-surgery but goddamn the one with slightly more sensation is itchy but scratching my nipple doesn’t relieve it??? Because it feels like the itch is beneath the nipple??????? What do I do??????

I generally avoid “nepo projects” until they actually hit my store and I therefore need to have an informed opinion. The new Violet Grohl is pretty good.

I did not wake up with a kidney stone today so we’re already light years ahead of Pride Month 2025

i'm selling my Fix Your Hearts or Die shirt on etsy <3 happy pride y'all 🌈 www.etsy.com/listing/4484...

Euphoria is trending? Oh boy! It finally happened! Everyone is finally ready to talk about iconic 1999 psych pop magnum opus Euphoria Mourning by Chris Cornell!

happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art

2026 - 2025 - 2024 - 2023 in spite of it all, happy 2026 pride. you can download current and past hi-res versions of these over at my ko-fi (ok to print for personal use): ko-fi.com/mxmorgan/sho... you can also snag shirts here which go to various orgs: mxmorgan.threadless.com/collections/...

I’ve decided I should no longer carry a mentality of “oh, they’re just trying to butter me up” and I will instead take all compliments at face value. I am good at singing and writing. My top surgery scares are healing really well. My di

Hi, expert on far-right extremism here, a history of domestic violence and misogyny is one of the strongest predictive variables for violent extremism, especially on the right. We've been raising the alarm on this for DECADES but no one cares.

Man bluesky was cool because it was one of the last social media sites where you could openly post NSFW things and not be punished by puritanical freaks trying to sell the site to conservative investors

Miles Beavis - Buttheads Brew

bsky too quiet? missing comments? not seeing posts from spicy artists? check your moderation settings and your bsky filters if you haven't configured these before, many of these will be set to hide as defaults

I don’t know that I 100% understood Backrooms the way it wanted me to but I know it did a great job of making me feel what it wanted me to feel

Gonna tell my kids this was Gojira

Australia snapped when they invented Kylie Minogue

Scheduling an HIV/STI test right before Pride month knowing damn well I’ve only had one (extremely protected) sexual encounter since my last test, so that The Ladies don’t get scared off by my dating profile saying “last STI test April 2025”

Ran out of excuses and signed up for the gym so I can bulk up and achieve my dreams of beefiness. My Glenn Tranzig era begins now.

Listen, it’s true on a technicality (I am a man who, regarding the two most common genders, is exclusively attracted to women), but after years of being queer it still feels weird calling myself “straight.” I feel like it gives other queers an implication of politics I don’t co-sign.

let's take ibuprofen together

A cat should be able to fetch a 12oz. beverage can from the refrigerator upon request

I’m sorry if this offends the woke but New York accents are the best accents in the world. I’m listening to Three Feet High And Rising and every time anyone says “water” in “Tread Water” it’s like ice water for my soul

Support the newly formed Dark Horse union by signing this petition!

That one boy in Where The Red Fern Grows.

Kissing girls

Eternally relevant:

Very grateful that my roommates treat reimbursing me for the utilities as a race rather than a burden

macgrubergrind

I want a dollar for every egg Eiza Gonzalez’s character in I Love Boosters ends up cracking

My favorite part of Feeld is “I can’t see your swipes because I won’t pay for this app, you’ll have to ping me 😌” knowing damn well Feeld only gives you three free pings and the only way to get more is to pay for more

I miss the innocent confusion with which Child Jason regarded the AC/DC lyric “she told me to come but I was already there”

Please go see I Love Boosters

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

Death penalty for whoever is doing construction at 8Am on a Saturday morning

Test run of a tribute bumper sticker for Brent Hinds of Mastodon. $8 including shipping, which will be split evenly between Alabama School of Fine Arts and Full Circle Rescue and Sanctuary in Helena, Alabama.

Scientifically speaking, probably the hottest a man is capable of being

Test run of a tribute bumper sticker for Brent Hinds of Mastodon. $8 including shipping, which will be split evenly between Alabama School of Fine Arts and Full Circle Rescue and Sanctuary in Helena, Alabama.

this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived

It’s not even funny how much nicer the bus to Canada was than the bus back to 🇺🇸. No way to charge my phone (between this and the bus station having NO outlets, I’m at 32%), no seatbelts, driver lacks charisma and humor??? AND we’re apparently arriving an hour later than my ticket originally said???

Today is the last day to comment to the FCC that LGBTQIA2S+ names, stories, identities don't need a warning label. This new potential rulemaking is an attempt at criminalizing the mere fact of being trans or otherwise queer, in the name of discrimination, bigotry, and persecution. Tell them no, now.

Y’know, I definitely want to get married someday, and at least sometimes I’d like kids, but I’ll really miss getting to do things by myself. Spontaneous trips with no need to plan with another person, total schedule freedom, just seeing what shenanigans friendliness gets you.

Witchy/esoteric Twitter why did I just get slapped by a crow

Happy Gemini season!

Guy sitting next to me on the bus was waving hi to his friend at the bus stop and they must have some rapport because she responded by flashing both of us, I fucking love Vancouver

Me: I hope there are no wild Pokémon in Vancouver! My hostess:

I’m going to ask everyone I see if they’re in Voivod or Broken Social Scene

Unfortunately, other people are the spice of life

Once again asking if I know anyone in Vancouver BC or if anyone has any recommendations of places to go/things to eat in Vancouver BC. Nature stuff, thrift stores, record stores, art museums, and queer spots where hot girls are into tboys. I’m straightedge but have no other dietary restrictions.

Bad news for the lemon poppyseed muffin I brought with me: I lived, bitch