LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren

ok it's been long enough. i'm the government now

I was thinking about how everyone I know, even the people who love technology, just wants cheaper dumber things that do less

no, that would almost certainly be bad

what I do have are a very particular set of skills. skills I have acquired over a very long career

mmm jelly donuts 🍙🍙🍙

kill... wealthy... dowager...

"Elizabeth Taylor... banger" ok now that I have had enough coffee to wake up this overheard phrase makes more sense

well that's the end of that

The ideal society existed in 1980s Los Angeles and it was "failed metal band members drenching plastic monsters in lube for low-budget horror movies"

“There aren’t a lot of legal alternatives for minors who need HRT [or] even just hormone blockers.” Embi also lamented the loss of access to therapy and mental health support in the absence of THRIVE. “It’s going to be a huge loss for a lot of trans youth across Central Ohio.” By Larkin Cleland.

any questions?

turns out receiving a Teams notification before open of business will turn me evil

mmm... Frisco melt

this is a message to elon musk and the billionaire class: kiss my grits

the two Southern English dialects recognized by linguists

Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later. harpers.org/archive/1941...

working on something

everyone loves the halloween song that's like ding dingding ding dingding dingadinga ding dingding but i think people sleep on the one that like dun. duh-dun. dun. duh-dun. ding ding ding ding ding

Bruce Springsteen bf, Tom Waits gf

dracula postcard

goddamn do i love october

damn rip jane goodall... she's watching the ape angels now

lol forgot I made this Parasite (2019) x Sabrina (1954) mash-up

Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old Choco Taco factory. So when Donald Trump said they could hunt immigrants for support, they finally had something to cheer about. Then the courts stepped in.

this is true and it’s movie of the year

Faces ...tris 3

big year for richard bachman

hearing reports that there is finally a good release of the uncut version of Nightmare on Elm Street 5, and also an HD version of the 3D version

Ohio state Sen. Bill DeMora has introduced a bill that would ban the sale of intoxicating hemp products to people under 21. Unlike some others that have been introduced, this bill would focus solely on hemp and not on changing voter-passed marijuana law ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/09/30/o...

September 30 October 1

pre-show is on if you know where to look

wild to think the '70s were twenty years ago 🤯

these pumpkin delights have pumpkin ends

retvrn

Heywood Jaholdme

it’s burger time

Columbus is moving forward with designing the Linden Green Line, an ambitious seven-mile-long park planned for an abandoned railroad corridor.

Ohioans on Bluesky this afternoon.

we need to invent an onomatopoeia for how Conner O'Malley laughs

#Soon #35mm #NewRestoration #TheExorcist #4K drsapirstein.blogspot.com youtu.be/7UG3p1FUwvg?...

oh pfft I expected more difficulty

ugh don't make me remember my Mastodon login that place sacks

you maniacs... you blew it up... God damn you... God damn you all to Hell...

ok the internet is NOW illegal

how it feels to be on Bluesky after the Republicans in the Ohio Legislature made the Internet illegal

Stay tuned, folks... same Bat-time, same Bat-channel...

so is the internet illegal yet

anybody done a horror movie about trauma yet