yessss. all genders, all hours, all parks

Ten Percent Of U S High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills

For context, the man is a former BPD officer who did the black face performance to raise money for the six cops who were indicted after killing Freddie Gray.

Obligatory May Day post

at the gas station this morning paying over $60 to fill up my honda I chatted with some of the other customers. the refrain was constant: build the damn ballroom

just added a new decal to the truck

Hate it when my underground horde of goblins get into the mead and start sounding the drums of war at 2am

dropping a vyvanse into this mountain dew code red just to try and feel something again

five dollars a gallon... why would joe biden do this

bad time to announce it but i am also suspending my campaign for senator of maine

i think people vastly overrate the aesthetic appeal of cigarettes [sees a hot lady smoking one in public] well that The Cut piece actually makes some interesting points

starting to think some of these voters wouldn't have walked away from omelas

when @criterion.bsky.social invites me to the closet 📽️

oh, your syrup comes from a real tree? 😏 mine comes from a plastic lady who lives in my cupboard

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

the more time goes on, the more i think commander maddox had some points

my toaster makes the perfect toast, but no matter what i do, it fucks up a bagel. I guess that’s why they call it a toaster and not a bageler

logos can be an important part of brand identity and storytelling

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Butlerian jihad now

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

sitting on the porch drinking iced tea and eating Charleston Chew instead of working

icymi here's our feature from the january event postponed by snowstorms matternews.org/community/de...

kids these days don't even know about the hatfields and mccoys

They should let me make LA Noire 2 but good

oh damn cool facts left me this big wooden horse, better bring it inside

our fourth estate, everybody

thankful Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is okay

[finding myself surrounded by Ohio Republicans and trying to lie low] yeah unvaccinated sperm is the new Bitcoin when you think about it

video store

getting kinda bored of COVID-19... maybe I'll have the boys start working on a novel coronavirus

i call it poli-tricks

need this for me

damn those corn rigs are pretty bonnie

The Democrats

labour party: banned ninja swords reform uk: runs this guy in the next election

🎶We built Ape City We built Ape City We built Ape City on Old New Yoooooooooork 🎶

a deadly game of cat and also cat

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Takes more than just the mayor to tango, regrettably. "Some" council members indeed.

However the NWSL expansion to Columbus gets framed, it should include the fact that the city council approved giving $25M to Jimmy Haslam along with a public park in order to build a new training facility www.nbc4i.com/news/local-n...

Imagine how cool tonight would have been, and what a unifying moment we could have had as a city, if the ownership class would just pay for their own fucking land and their own fucking buildings. Women’s sports deserves better. #NWSLtoCBUS

And that's why they call it The Columbus Way!

After spending years working with neighbors and promising improvements to benefit disabled residents, elected officials are prepared to give away a 28-acre park in the poorest corner of the city for the use of billionaire investors writes Rachel Wenning. matternews.org/voices/local...

with @ourcityoursay.bsky.social .... actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

man some days I miss being stuck in that time loop

Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵