REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

damn they're putting dihydrogen monoxide in cheetos these days

i am no longer at the combination taco bell and pizza hut

it's a hundred floors of frights. they're not all gonna be winners

Criterion Channel fucking whips dogg

You couldn’t make Austin Powers today because of woke

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

christmas challenge

weegeewawa

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

nobody says "half past" or "quarter til" anymore. because of digital clocks (woke)

cheddar goblin

can i not go one night at les ambassadeurs without someone having an emergency i am never going to learn baccarat with all this interrupting

under 4 TB: landed D-4, fixed jeeps the rest of the war 4-16TB: second wave utah beach 16-40TB: first wave omaha beach 40TB+: pointe du hoc ranger

a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had

11:53 p.m., someone on the livestream says, "It's a union break."

He stood out from the TV pack with his bowties, bushy eyebrows and movie reviews studded with cheeky turns of phrase.

at some point we're going to have to accept that planet of the apes is pound-for-pound better than star wars. society deserves this reckoning. or we need a lot more planet of the apes content to bring down the averages

4 members of Columbus City Council have kids going into CCS this fall - does that mean a new era of real cooperation is on the way, or more of the same? I talked to Rob Dorans, who has lots of ideas about how they could work together on housing, community schools and more:

this is my pandacam www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

god i need to win the powerball www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...

BREAKING MS NOW: FBI agents on Thursday raided the Cleveland offices of the Ohio Organizing Collaborative — a pro-democracy organization that helps register voters in that state, according to three people briefed on the search.

how come no one's "fluent in sarcasm" anymore? fund the schools

lmao he doesn't know about the subservient pangolin meme

And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

Australia marked safe from group chats

as an ohioan i’m happy for you all or sorry that happened

The Super Mario 64 Whomp's Fortress Fish Fountain saga has once again reached a new development! Every few years, new information surfaces about a mysterious object that has no code in the finished game but has slowly been discovered to have been a bountiful fountain of fish.

i will never forgive u if you invite me into a group chat

do not put me in the groupchats

shame you can't really get Columbus-style Nashville hot chicken anymore

this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

oh you're mad online? that's cool, I'm doing ketamine and reading the Buddha's teachings. you will never escape Samsara

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

absolutely everything sounds funny if you imagine it being said by werner herzog. this post for example. not very funny on its own is it. but if you use your imagination there’s no limit to what you can experience

[Alien family passing Earth] *door lock noise*

Uh yeah no shit

sorry i didn't see your 10 pictures in one post because im not a sicko

I have no patience for bickering about who is a real New Yorker. You know what makes you a real Ohioan? Being in Ohio and wishing you could leave.

Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot

happy 6-7 day to all who observe it

I’m gonna have a Tony soprano summer. I’m gonna go to therapy. I’m gonna feed the ducks. I’m gonna enjoy Italian meats. I’m gonna listen this Steely Dan in my car. I’m gonna kill all my rivals.

eating good tn