my opinion, on world events of late? “cut it out” or alternatively, “keep it up”

is it supposed to look like that out there

me after i do something ill-conceived and unpopular: "that was obama"

[Stan Kelly speech bubble voice] Equity Punk'd.

this is my son usenet and my daughter soulseek

Yeah I’ve seen the groundbreaking movie where a leading man plays two different brothers

Time Without Power: 26 hours, 54 minutes False Restoration Notices: 2 Estimated Value of Groceries Discarded: $150 House Temperature: 57⁰

AEP keeps edging me and I'm sick of it. give me power rn

Is Trump the first FIFA Peace Prize winner to later start a war?

"Oaths are only mere weak things of honor compared to the benefits we give to others, which are things of the spirit; let us once save another, and we are his for life." damn gene wolfe is cooking here

You get to level up if more than five people like your funny Friday gif

that's why they call columbus the windy city

I went down to check the circuit-breakers and found a machete embedded into some severed wires. My bill is only a few days late---I am not sure why these AEP workers are so aggressive.

Guess who just [sing-song voice] lost power?

Columbus: Zero Mission

they should add achievements to Microsoft Teams. increase your Workerscore by sending 50 reacts in a single meeting. give me one billion dollars for this idea

The ending of Sully (2016) is so much more powerful after seeing The Rehearsal S2

In DC comics there is a character named Jenny Sparks, and her superpower is to be the living embodiment of the 20th century with all of its complexities, progress, and setbacks. This is what Adrian Chiles is to me, he is the living complicated and triumphant spirit of Great Britain

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

yeah i take a multivitamin. dino is my fave but today was wilma

go to Joe30330 to help us win this fight

hearing trinkets are beginning to arrive for shipping folks

bad time to announce it but i'm the new ceo of bluesky

Kind of bugs me there aren't ads on here so periodically I'm going to post ads on behalf of companies for free #FreeMarketEnjoyer

bad time to announce it but i am the new president of the ohio state university

excuse me waiter but does this burger have seed oils

You’re only “losing an hour” if you didn’t invest the hour you gained last fall in a high-yield debt instrument. Oh, you’re feeling a little sleepier than normal tomorrow morning? Some of us have been grinding since November

yeah so start planning for them now

people staying up too late tonight like

retvrn

that's credits on re9. release the spencer files

man they gotta get the good rod serling impersonator on cameo

ice cold dr pepper here

yeah man what could possibly go wrong

We could probably prevent a number of wars if men would listen to "Return of the Mack" daily while flexing in the mirror... www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D...

the bluesky experience:

When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

putting an LED bulb in an Easy-Bake Oven

The conflict between users of Twitter and users of Bluesky mirrors the tension the audience experiences regarding Twin Peaks: The Return's splitting of Agent Dale Cooper into the evil Mr. C and the doddering Dougie Jones. In this essay, I will

eating good tn

bad time to announce it but

god i love interacting with content

if a piano fell on me i'd be laughing. same with an anvil

yooooo what if they autotuned the news, that could be sick

if Resident Evil were real there would be a CSPAN clip from 1994 of Bernie Sanders talking about the Umbrella Corporation doing bioweapons research

Showing up at Bob Evans’ at 3:00 PM and spending $3.00 to eat unlimited mashed potatoes until they shut down or kick me out would fix me.

orthodox munchkin theology dictates that all goblins go to hell