eldest child asked me about the byzantine empire yesterday. my entire life was spent preparing for this moment.

man these are getting too real

Toddler having fun on the lock screen 🫩

I am richly rewarded for saying 'f that' when those launched at $30 a pop. Had been 100% planning on scooping them at $20/ea.

Tommy Gun Flakes (2002-2003): After improbably leading the Steelers to the playoffs, journeyman backup QB and XFL MVP Tommy Maddox, aka "Tommy Gun", received his own cereal--frosted corn flakes, with "profits going to charity"

Bodied by my eldest , frankly

If you're wondering what band is best to play drums on a steering wheel to: it's Cake. It's absolutely Cake.

Frankenstein (2025)

[Getting my metaphors all mixed up] "Everyone was on board — passengers if you will."

So Nico is being fired because AD and Kyrie are hurt? I mean - technically absolutely fair but like is Dumont actually surprised that they're hurt?

TV/ALF1.GIF

It's basically ammonia or bleach, both of which are famously A-OK to just leave on your hands to evaporate, and that also have famously benign odors.

I've never liked how GIF went from a specific image file format that can be animated but is also limited to 256 colors to a generic term for what are now literal mp4 videos. I've been making websites since 1998, these are not GIFs! Let's just call fiber internet telegraph wire while we're at it.

Close enough! @qcrd.net

ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond

Simpsons x Indie Games time:

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

Me, after getting shit for drafting 7 centers in my fantasy basketball league:"Everyone knows about Robinson and Duncan, the Twin Towers... What my roster pre-supposes is, what if you had nothing but towers?"

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

there's something here

Dudes rock

the zapruder film makes a lot more sense when you see the new version with the pikmin

when you go to a computer person's website and it's a ugly as hell, that's how you know that they're really good at computer things

i just made a cool video

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

*Reading up on Kirby lore from the Kirby anime*: So Kirby and Grogu are kinda the same thing?

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

Come on, why don't you put your dogs up and reeeelax.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

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Dragon Quest VII Reimagined (2026, Square Enix)

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

Me, a couple of hours ago — boy the Bills will REALLY need to pull this out of their ass. Me, now — yea, pretty much just like that.

That 1% difference between Washington and other cities? Fans of the other teams in the NFC East.