it’s so funny that Dylan Byers’ byline is just shorthand for bullshit lmao

oh the CBS bosses went to dylan byers? then they are definitely lying.

"let's do the fucking news"

team we got another one

You guys are gonna love this movie

How bad has 2025 been? We broke time.

if someone were, hypothetically, going to hit up the sophie calle retrospective in orange county (I KNOW!!!) what else is worth doing relatively nearby

listening to “downpayment blues” again

HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule

personally I think it's fun that kash patel threw out everyone competent in the fbi. someone is going to live their casino heist dreams, I just know it

the thing about van halen is that the music is so stupid it's actually genius

had two cups of coffee on an empty stomach AND I AM GOING TO LIVE FOREVER

frodo: "gandalf.. could we not have tom bombadil carry the ring?" gandalf, wincing slightly, sighing pissedly, rubbing the bridge of his nose: "tom is.. extremely high"

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

for christmas I would like some updates on what wendi deng is doing these days

and now for an important message from the cat (she would like a treat)

I will say this for Anthropic: they are at least smart enough to figure out if you want the ultimate red team, go to a newsroom www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

ok Jennifer Lawrence if you ever want to get into journalism, call me! I think you'd be good at it

I once went on a date with a guy who seemed smart, well-adjusted and interesting right up until he told me David Brooks was his favorite columnist, at which point I ended the date.

reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird

Personally, I think that if you are the Wall Street Journal and you were writing about this, you should point out directly that fusion power does not yet exist

this thing where the sun doesn’t come up until 7:30 is killing me man

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__...

every once in a while you find the right footnote and then there's lightning in your veins

extraordinarily high number of improbable and yet true stories about my shenanigans

why is this a trailer for succession

I cannot begin to convey how important this video is (sound on) www.instagram.com/reel/DR5qjJf...

oh no, you are totally unserious.

huge year for me muttering through gritted teeth "fine I guess freud made some points"

has anyone ever fallen off harder than maggie nelson? discordiareview.substack.com/p/maggie-nel...

lol @lopatto.bsky.social banger alert www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

here is my review of indie band geese: I guess every pitchfork generation needs its own version of animal collective

lately I have been thinking about the Paramount bid for Warner Bros. mostly I have been thinking about how it doesn't make any goddamn sense www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

this headline significantly underplays the fact that the anthropic exec who deployed the chatbot believes it's sentient www.404media.co/anthropic-ex...

you can listen to van halen's self-titled album any time you want

my hands were cold so I put them on my cat's belly and now she has stalked off to sulk

A cool result of everything having AI in it now is there are a bunch of buttons on every application that I have to be careful to never push, and everything takes five more seconds to load during which there's an animation of bonzi buddy thinking really hard

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

it’s crazy how the cat can tell I’m about to leave the house and picks that exact moment to park in my lap, purring aggressively

santa is finally going green this year so the naughty kids are getting a gust of wind

Get a heated toilet seat they said. It's the best thing ever they said. #FridayVibes 😼 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

look I'm just going to say it: Health's new album sounds suspiciously like Someone Got Divorced

obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

one more time for the cheap seats: The Atlantic is easily the worst magazine in America. stop trolling yourselves! you don't have to read it! it will die if you don't!

NEW FOIA Files newsletter is out! DOJ & FBI have made revelatory disclosures in my #FOIA lawsuit about the docs it withheld related to their review/redaction of the Epstein files Intriguingly, the FBI said it searched "client lists" to locate records www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...