congratulations to mr sandwich

"ha ha ha no we're good for our commitments I swear" www.cnbc.com/2025/11/06/o...

He believes in miasma so he wanted to get clear of the Fainting Airs

one fun thing about having a chronic autoimmune disease is that every time I drink grapefruit juice I get an illicit little thrill

#tbt sorry we missed this, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state. That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators To fine it for running scam ads. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

12-inch angry men

wait sandwich jury is still out???

it was me. I ruined the workplace.

is there like a female version of the charlie day crazy wall meme

We try to give as much insight into how we report our stories and our dealings with tech companies as we can, and the narratives that they push. Meta has become obsessed with telling reporters that its smart glasses are no different than an iPhone. So we wrote this: www.404media.co/whats-the-di...

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

"SAY DRAKE"

listen when I saw the question on the ballot directly name-checked texas I was like oh yeah this is passing no problem and lmfao currently sitting at 65/35 with 28 percent reporting electionresults.sos.ca.gov/returns/ball...

brad... call me...

congratulations to mamdani or whatever but more importantly AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF FORVER CUOMO

the face of a creature who has rearranged my linen closet (again) so she can have her own personal nap pod

searching etsy and found the dumbest shorts... unbelievably tempted to buy them www.etsy.com/listing/4384...

some more details on the UPenn hack www.theverge.com/policy/81270...

Alright you beautiful protein shake swilling hogs, the orange man has continued to be bad and people are going hungry. So it's time to help people. Y'all know I wouldn't tap your gains for a bad cause. I've chipped in and hope y'all are able to too. teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

not a baseball girlie but it's nice seeing all of bsky having a good time 💕

my hair is now long enough that it takes more than three hours to hair dry. the question is: at what point do I bite the bullet and learn how to operate a hair dryer

pack it up folks, this guy won halloween

if I can get enough dislikes will that finally free me from the tyranny of the discover feed techcrunch.com/2025/10/31/b...

I apologize for the psychic damage I am going to inflict on my gen x followers but: creed is just dumb-guy pearl jam

the ever-benevolent cat has forgiven me

tripped over my cat while making coffee and now she’s sulking. poor unloved creature

just joined a crowd in singing “happy birthday” to Susan Orlean at her book event

unfortunately I am bored with everything I know how to cook

the creature is lurking while I read

sickos dot jpg

in the final cut in the final scene there's a final girl and you know she should be screaming www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hSG...

I have tried, on several occasions, to explain BHL to friends who are unfamiliar with his Whole Deal and have only succeeded in sounding like I got another concussion

I think about this Walt story every day but some days a lot more than others

fascinating that this is being chalked up to AI — to me it looks like a negative economic indicator. companies tightening belts and laying off expensive middle managers? that predates AI by a lot www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...

Little Eyes, Samanta Schweblin (2021)

robert downey jr's sustainable malibu home

They’ve reconsidered him!

yes... ha ha ha... YES www.nytimes.com/2025/10/27/a...

man I am never going to get used to those elevators with no buttons on the inside

you're gonna have to work harder than that to fool me, sandra. I am publicly over the age of 25

got my mammogram this summer lol but anyway shout out to everyone else who got up to some nonsense in the union pool bathrooms

have you ever needed to read an interview through your fingers while you had both hands over your face, like you were watching a very scary movie? well www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

drill into head without hurting ears? trepanation ear protection necessary?

do I have any bonds sickos who follow me? I have seen the light. I am ready to learn about the forbidden finance