Going to start posting like this

Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...

reviewbrah's fast food thumbnails are a live barometer of the American spirit

taibbi and klip clinking their whiskey (the most difficult beverage to drink, you can only drink it if you’re a hard added dude) glasses together, their cheesy hair growing fuller and fuller the more that they clink them

70 pound lapdog

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

i don't want to totally dismiss the idea that chinese open weight models can pose some kind of valid cybersecurity threat but c'mon it's mostly because those models are still cheap or free and american models want to charge businesses through the tooth

2006: Uhh, the Roomba ate my homework? 😬🤣 2026: The Roomba did my homework. ☺️ And it told me to tell you I have the cranial features of a warrior poet

Here’s the part we all want to know which is behind the paywall. You’re welcome.

hard agree. i deeply enjoy schaudenfraude, but my true love of being online is rubbernecking for people losing their shit over the lowest of stakes

Not lost on me that the high profile "they were right, and i fucked up" apologies have come from women (goldberg, klein) and not from the podbros who are arguably more responsible for this bugfuck mess than anyone else other than the candidate himself.

Hey y'all, I wanted give people a heads-up that Mike Z is still working on the Avatar Legends dev team, for anyone who wanted to know before deciding whether to buy/support the game. (If you don't know who that is or need a refresher, here's the Kotaku article: kotaku.com/workers-leav...)

People see good lighting and think "Oh man the budget for this game went out of control" no, man, the lighting artist on our team was just really fucking good at their job

i think a corollary to this is: "worse graphics" does not mean what most of the people who say this thinks it means, nor is that where all the money is going (not counting things like expanding ram costs i guess)

people who say “I want shorter games with worse graphics by people who are paid more to work less” you *truly* don’t really understand how much work and expertise it takes to make a short game with low visual fidelity to be compelling enough to be a sustainable business, let alone be sellable

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram

great write up. one of the strangest misplays by xbox on trying to build up game pass adoption was the total inability to build local communities within subscribers to play released older titles it's *the* most ROI positive plays in games marketing & they just refused to even experiment with it

i have been trying to unpack why the i told you so’s here feel so legitimate despite the horrific seriousness of the allegations. i think bc it’s so enraging that he was allowed to make it this far. that poor woman was forced to traumatize herself in public because pundits are too fucking stupid

8 months ago: you’re all blue maga, a Nazi tattoo isn’t disqualifying Present day: you’re all hogs for remembering I supported a candidate with a Nazi tattoo

your one-stop shop

70 pound lapdog

After a knock-down drag-out fight where the Tactile CEO ordered all references to Regina being gay removed from the game after one (1) negative App Store review from Russia, he told me we could only have gay characters if we weren’t “explicit about it”. He clarified “like they did with Dumbledore”

challenging to phrase this exactly right because it'd be in bad taste to use this as a gotcha against all his supporters, but the journalists who very explicitly framed Platner as a rejection of stuff like "HR Lady Politics" or (ugh) "smoothgroins" should take a long, hard, look in the mirror today

maybe my house is haunted 👻

the scope of these layoffs feels so overwhelming—that's 1,600 people whose lives are instantly changed and thrown into chaos. i think about how getting laid off impacted my life, then times that by 1,600... it's hard to comprehend.

steam’s lifetime daily concurrent user record was 42 million people so all xbox has to do is increase that by 23x

Even now there's misinformation floating around, so let me make this clear: Xbox is cutting 3,200 jobs, or 20% of the organization. 1,600 jobs will be eliminated today, and then another 1,600 (including the studio divestments) in the next 12 months. Full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

saw Air at the Fox Theater in 2005 by first encore everyone in the audience was grinding on each other. friends, strangers, everyone was getting down on & with each other. by second encore there was actual fucking. when the house lights went on it was as if got caught making out by their parents

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

giving this to my sweet small child and instantly transforming them into a 1920s comic book villain of the week

everyone sheltering at the Canadian embassy is *chef’s kiss*

This is like Reverse January 6th

some of my family members expressed shame in front of me over how much they’re eating today, and i was like “until you overeat so bad you throw a generational tantrum that gets you an interview with the New York Times, i don’t want to hear it”

when you realize there’s no bbq this year

happy “I’m just here for the BBQ & my friends” day

They’re playing Usher right now on the dance floor… I can feel it…

Nothing makes you doubt the quality of a post like having 100 blue wave libs hit you with a "😂😂😂 so true" in the replies

new metaphor just dropped

Incredible

i forgot to say it on here because i was so busy with the move but casey turned SIXTEEN this year. he’s old enough to drive. happy belated birthday casey and enjoy your retirement home (i also got him a lil scratcher bed as a late gift)

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

Btw this story was way more beautiful than we were led to believe

Stopped for gas and to salute the flag o7 o7 o7

absolutely incredible aside here

Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them