Strategically stacking the gifts so my wife opens the bullets first.

poetic license!

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

Thinking about applying for this job as a Sex Sheriff

they asked me if I wanted “some” blueberries with my oatmeal

rest in peace, Mike one of the funniest dudes on SA and Twitter - but also an incredible craftsman I think about this post of his all the time

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

blep is short for “big sleep”

Last new shirt design of 2025, with an important message that i think could bring about a lasting world peace if everyone buys one that is my hope roryblank.bigcartel.com

If you had a car with this interior you 1000% had to deal with the headliner falling down at some point.

announcing my new Nerdcore Hip Hop Mixtape series

blep is short for “big sleep”

They're calling it a textbook slam dunk lawsuit.

What are the specific pain points that prevent you from switching to Linux or have forced you back to Windows? Trying to collect as many as possible. Specific productivity software, etc.

i find it somewhat irrationally annoying that this person born in india is out here perverting our civil rights laws on behalf of the racist "america first" xenophobic pigs

Mr. Where’s My Breakfast

This man showed up on his own knowyourmeme page for his 50th birthday and continued doing the meme without irony. You have no chance of ever defeating him.

Mr. Where’s My Breakfast

The face of a criminal who pushed two full grown humans off the bed from the center so he literally had the whole bed to himself at 4am

data centers aren't really the problem - data centers (and continued expansion of them) are a requirement for modern life as we know it (replies telling me actually we don't need them = instant block, if you don't understand what i mean do not interact with me) the problem is the irrational growth

Heard my cousins talking about stranger things and describing a "demogorogon" so I got them super high and I'm showing them The Thing and the amount of screaming happening rn is possibly my greatest accomplishment

the L word slur (low information voter)

"oj, purple stuff, sunny delight..."

There's no doubt about it - spend enough time in Night City, and you're eventually going to run into some gonks. Can you guess who you want by your side when the gonks roll up? That's right - some chooms.

calling it now: 2026 will be the year of the linux parking deck

Will brings up she can do this because her campaign "virtually prints money," but her campaign virtually prints money because she does stuff like this. There is an enormous appetite to do good things right now in a system that rewards greed and evil. This very contrast created that money machine.

hey

why does the oven say piss…

as someone who is really bad at consciously “networking”, but pretty good at making friends with people I respect in the industry, this is really the secret once you realize it’s not about trading favors or any sort of transactional relationship, it’s pretty effortless if you don’t suck irl

imagine taking advice from a douchebag that lost his own election on how douchebags don’t win elections

when i watch “mexico week” on gbbo again

asking a fellow convention-goer to his face “are you black?”

Remember how all the people with cooler heads said comparing them with nazis was being hysterical

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Happy gotcha day to this lil sniffer / leg humper.

they misspelled christmas on the title card lmao

Merry Christmas from goofus and goofus

christmas on bluesky

Christmas Ham

rain day aura farming at the bagel shop

Merry Christmas!

lmao

the guy in this video also sued Something Awful www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1oh...