i wonder if the steam machine is gonna have YouTube and all those horseshit stream apps native like, it's a console, and that's sort of standard fare but all of those apps seem particularly intrusive in a way that I'm not sure could get on the Steam Store

See this future rocket scientist. I suggest sound on.

oh a school trip to a theme park an older lad threw a chocolate bar into a crowd of students for a laugh. it hit me in the head and the edge of the plastic cut my eye open & temporarily blinded me. while i was recovering a friend tried to pass me a drink and poked me in the other eye with a straw

At SXSW I roller-skated straight into a garbage can full of bees and puke. After I cleaned up the bleeding Vice kicked me out. I was pretty mad because that's like their whole vibe!

about a decade ago i played french horn in a wind symphony. on the day of a concert i was late and got on my bike with my french horn in one hand, and was stopped at a light when a passerby yelled "hey dude your ass is out" and i looked down and had ripped my suit pants right in the middle of my ass

While camping I once grilled a bratwurst over the fire. Dressed a bun & placed the glorious sausage upon it. I raised to to my mouth, & as I tore through the skin of the thing, boiling hot sausage liquid burst forth, shooting directly up my nose, scalding my septum; my kids call it my hot dog injury

Mostly emotional shit eating but my college had a "unicycle guy" and he went up way too steep of a hill and his unicycle fell out from under him, because of the angle he fell flat on his feet and you could see him trying to process why he was suddenly standing as his unicycle tumbled down the hill

Bomb squad school. Demo phase. Had a brand new pocket knife. Sitting around waiting and fiddling with it and snapped it shut on my index finger. Had to get 3 stitches across my middle knuckle and lost 3 weeks of training time. Earned the nickname No Knives.

Went to stay in an hostel for a stag do. Bunk. Waking up after a heavy night, mate tried to climb down from the top bunk. His boxers caught on the bed and held him-auto-wedgied- flailing like an overturned turtle. Only being freed when his boxers finally tore and lowered him, naked to the floor

I once left my coffee cup and a clipboard on the wing of an airplane similar to the one below, got in, started the engines, and then said to myself now for a big sip of coffee

Here's a massive scoop from Ed showing OpenAI has been lying about their revenue for years

lol

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please for the love of god, let the Steam Machine spec just be slightly better than the current Deck spec and $200 also I was one of the dozen sickos that really liked the old Steam Controller, so curious to see what that's all about the real question IMO is "is SteamOS ready for prime time"

Guess it didn’t work out

When I was 17 I laboured on a building site with a guy who showed me a photo of a time he fired a nail gun through the palm of his hand because he wanted ‘to see how fast it went’.

Some lady had a problem with the "It's okay to punch nazis" sticker on my water bottle and then she turned around to exit and clipped the doorframe and dropped her chicken tenders and fries all over the place and a dog ate it

My sister was using depilatory cream in the shower and by standing in the run-off made the soles of her feet so smooth she couldn't get out of the bath. Skidaddled for minutes.

When I was in freshman year of high school, I hung out with the girl I had a huge crush on. As I was leaving, some of her friends pulled into her driveway, just in time to see me jump on my bicycle seat, split my jeans right down the ass part, and reveal my tighty whities bsky.app/profile/cayl...

i was 8. had a condition that took me from perfect eyes to legally blind. Dad wanted me to think having glasses was cool, so he told me the lenses were so strong I could step on them & not break at school i wanted to show off. stomped them in front of entire 2nd grade class. shattered them lol

one time was cleaning in the speaker room at circuit city when some customer came in and was a huge asshole at me before turning around and walking directly into the glass wall i just windexed and then falling on his ass

After an Andrew WK show in college, a douche in a statement leather jacket pushed his way to the front of the tour bus line for an autograph. On the way back, behind the building, we witnessed him cartoonishly fall in the river of used fryer grease from an overturned oil drum, rolling until coated.

years ago, walking across a college quad, i saw a guy turn his head to ogle some sunbathing women, causing him to walk directly into a row of waist-high boxwood shrubs. he did a full 180° forward flip and got stuck, headfirst, legs wiggling helplessly in the air. "get rotated idiot" but for real

i put the stairmaster on one of its automated programs, it sped up faster than i could keep up with and i was fighting for my goddamn life trying to press the stop button without hurtling to the floor like a sorority girl riding a mechanical bull

I wore high heels to a holiday party in a teeny nyc apt (I’m very tall w no shoes), I went to get a drink and realized halfway across the room when I was yanked backward that I’d gotten the entirety of the party’s xmas decorations caught in my hair and had been pulling them across the apt behind me

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

Sorry not sorry there's something sick about the democrats letting Epstein emails out only when they feel like it. Like there's not really a political divide on this one, most of the ruling class were/are fucking kids. If anyone in power actually cared they'd release it all and let god sort it out

if you enjoyed the remaster of Final Fantasy Tactics, the Persona series, Into the Breach or generally just really like turn based RPGs… you REALLY should look forward to playing DEMONSCHOOL next week the demo is one of the smartest, high style takes I’ve played from this genre in a decade

one time a friend who was afraid dogs was drunk, panicked and ran from a small dog that wasn't being aggressive, tried to vault a privacy fence, caught his pantleg at the top and swung headfirst and upside down into the other side of the fence and got a knot on his forehead like he grew a titleist

My brother once had a 9V battery and a nickel in his jeans pocket, and they met and set his pants on fire

I saw a guy - who had a few months before stolen some department store bags from my wife - run to catch a bus I was on and fell into hole left by a removed sidewalk grate

I know it’s 11 months late to the original prompt but once at a party I saw a white dude yell “I’m gonna show yall (n-words??) how it’s done” before he jumped up on the center of a folding table that immediately buckled and one side shot up and hit him square in the face,

Worked as a pedicab driver for a while and our carts were homemade welded garbage. Saw a buddy in traffic hit a truck's bumper, the shock broke a weld on the hitch, and I can't really describe how everyone wound up so here's a picture. No injuries except to pride.

When I was like 14 some friends and I were skating down from the top floor of a parking garage, and as my then best friend was rounding the first corner, I heard what sounded like a thud. I sped up to see if he got hurt and instead see him cartoonishly splayed out on the hood of a cop car.

Ok recently I was at the Mark Twain house and they have a life-size bronze statue of MT on a park bench that you can sit and take photos with, and I sat down real hard and truly headbutted the fuck out of Statue Mark Twain

Saw a friend across the street and waved/shouted hello to them and clipped my entire dick and balls on one of these while perfectly walking over it. They thought I was doing a bit.

One of the worst white pseudo-street guys in my high school was carrying a pistol in the pocket of his super-loose sweat pants, got mad at another guy in the hallway, reached in to get the gun but the safety was off so he fumbled around and shot himself in the foot through his pocket

walked past two women who i overheard calling me cute and i tried to covertly sneak a look back at them and walked into a cement pillar and they started laughing real hard

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

gamers nexus is the best tech news outlet I've read in my lifetime joined eons ago for immaculate tech reviews, and now their investigative work is exactly the kind of stuff I wish other field would have

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

couldn’t figure out where to go for our morning outing, so I let Cowboy lead he eventually took us to this cafe about 15 mins away with a No Pets sign on the door that he won a staring contest against

Saw the fox (good omen) do a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG stretch (even better omen)

the real struggle they’re having making a new James Bond is finding a script that makes the country of England worthy of respect & saving

This is the average person who describes themself as “moderate”

we’re phantom friends, a new indie fund. our focus is on low light worlds. we're drawn to the umbral and moody, the glow of a city at night, a darkness that feels alive. games that live in the shadows, both visually and narratively.