applying for jobs again

Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07

Years ago, I had 50 limited-edition 11"x17" art prints made to raise money that we were desperately in need of at the time. I sold 7. I found the other 43 and put them on eBay because I desperately need to pay some more bills. :( $50, ships internationally! www.ebay.com/itm/26746176...

Gonna start printing all the Butlerian Jihad Now sweatshirts next week. Get em while they warm. Etsy.com/shop/bumlung

You might have noticed a new face on the team lately — John Higgins recently debuted as our senior reviewer of TVs and audio! We're holding a special subscriber-exclusive AMA today at 2PM ET, so drop your AV questions in the comments section of this article any time and we'll see you this afternoon!

i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

Democratic strategists will just say anything. "better things aren't possible" yes they are. That's not true

Help! I’m A Cable Network And My Dead-Eyed Commentators Keep Melting On Live TV!

One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong. How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.

Severian is a classic example of an unreliable narrator when he introduces himself as Booker D. Newsun

Alright you beautiful protein shake swilling hogs, the orange man has continued to be bad and people are going hungry. So it's time to help people. Y'all know I wouldn't tap your gains for a bad cause. I've chipped in and hope y'all are able to too. teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participants...

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Claims that I am a joyless pedant are false. I’m actually a joyful pedant

I dreamed I was wearing a bunch more rings than usual and a friend from high school complimented my rings. Maybe I should wear more rings.

in France, Tommy Wiseau is known as Thomas Bird

A new study finds that some humans are capable of chimp-like rational thought, even revising their beliefs based on new evidence

Replying to "paywall" complaint replies with "that's right! Labor costs money!" in the children's TV show host cadence of this

Hands on with Ursa, a new keycap option for Topre keyboards

sam altman sales pitch

conservatives are literally afraid of everything

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

are they really upset? probably not! they are simply, for whatever reason, pretending that they were born yesterday.

Everyone needs to see this contraption used to generate dice rolls for a PBEM client. Basically it’s a self-refilling LEGO dice tower connected to an ancient webcame and P2-266Mhz that sends pictures of the rolls to the API. A true pervert contraption (complimentary) gamesbyemail.com/DiceGenerator

Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

This tragic but excellent article needs to be read by everyone throughout the country. The Republicans want to kill public ed. They are using state takeovers and charter school owning charlatans like Mike Miles (and his abusive NES) to do it. See at what they are stealing from our (soon your) kids!🧵

My super modern regulatory plan is that any entity named for a thing from Tolkien has to publicly explain why Tolkien wouldn’t immediately throw it into Mount Doom

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost

Hey that’s my desk

My toddler must’ve turned on speech to text, but honestly a lot of posters do need to hear this.

To most people this looks like a regular keyboard. But I'll have you know I posted it in a discord for Topre enthusiasts and *several* people got really excited so I bet you feel silly

I finally saw Glass Onion this past weekend. Good movie.

lol. lmao.

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Let's be clear: Trump's attacks on "antifa" are an attack on America. www.theverge.com/policy/79051...

The wounded knee thing is really Trumpism distilled to its essence. It’s not enough to be able crush people who can’t fully defend themselves, it’s not enough to actually crush them, you also have to love and admire those who do the crushing otherwise the Trumpists’ delicate feelings are injured

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

please repost www.pbs.org/kenburns/the...

We give Republicans a lot of shit for being hypocritical, but you do have to hand it to Hegseth. He’s not just in favor of current genocidal massacres. He likes the old ones too

The post I was quoting was deleted like ten minutes later but it said "I used to hang out with this girl Mary Lou Phonecall who would sell different parts of me while I was asleep. I think you can buy my memories of Hurricane Katrina on an oil rig somewhere."

every company on earth demanding its underpaid workers use the garbage generator machine for everything and now they're mad that all they're getting is garbage

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm... Wrote about the radical act of returning to one's body in a digital age designed to detach us from them.

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