Time to play Smashed Bros and get my ass kicked by a ten-year-old girl

demeter when her daughter goes missing

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

A highly specific little keyboard extension

ADHD person staring at the todo list, trying to psych themselves up for it

That's pretty cool I guess. I'm aiming for a gazillion-dollar valuation but my IPO isn't til 2035.

RFK Jr no longer disguising his MAHA movement for what it really is: eugenics

Fuck 'em up, Socrates

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

the penne opticon

a subwoofer is anything under a dog and a subtweeter is anything under a bird

Greek Chorus REACTS To The Homecoming of Agamemnon, King of Mycenae

i present to you, a new animal my brother invented, “the giraffe that’s as wide as a normal giraffe is tall”

one time I joked that aloo chat is French for Hello Kitty and a British person got very mad at me.

This job posting rules because it’s like “do you have a very particular skill set? Great! Would you like to go insane” you’re gonna be the main character of a novel that ends with an incident report

My brother in Christ, keep reading. Boromir is not the protagonist of this story, please, the books are very entertaining and contain a special message for people just like you 🙏🙏🙏

Erewhon Lacma was a human bounty hunter active in 5 ABY

[serene Linux visage]

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube] yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

Osage Nation “I Voted” stickers didn’t have to go this hard

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

lord of the rings is about some guys who knew your uncle

This was a fun piece to edit! @superantonio64.bsky.social asked Windows laptop makers to send him their best MacBook Neo competitors. The results may or may not surprise you

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Somewhere Naomi Klein sighs heavily, resets a “days since last incident” sign back to zero, writes “MOON” on a post it note and underlines it twice

Today, my fellow founding worker-owners and I are launching a subscription drive to @feedravenous.bsky.social. We are a group of experienced and award-winning food journalists here to publish thoughtful writing and incisive reporting from around the food world. www.weareravenous.com

For some reason this is cracking me up

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Oh boy, Netflix emailed me to say they’re updating my price. I bet it’s lower!

I've been getting by on second hand ThinkPads off of ebay running linux for the past 5 years. It has worked out great, and I have saved a lot of money compared with buying Apple. It has really shifted my whole relationship to technology as product and to consumerism etc. Highly recommend.

@steviebonifield.bsky.social got a 9-year-old ThinkPad X1 Carbon on eBay for 250 of god's own dollars. It can't be upgraded to Windows 11 but it sure can be upgraded to Linux! Really enjoyed working with Stevie on this piece.

plenty of real writers also see writing as a boring arduous chore to be avoided for as long as possible. we do care about the quality though

If the astronauts had used Linux they'd have been at the moon and back and they'd be justifiably smug about it.

I had to look up the word Jouissance

Oceans, Jerry. They're now battlefields

hmm

Inside you are two wolves. One is Cal Newport. The other is Taylor Lorenz. You’re either using your phone too much or not enough.

SUPERVILLAIN AFFIRMATIONS: -I prioritize achieving my goals. -I have a good sense of humor. -Armies obey me, men fear me, and I am working on reëstablishing a good relationship to women. -Whenever I meet another villain they smell bad. I smell fine. -I am fair to my goons.

Experience it on Bij.

Bro. have you seen the new Star Trek? It's on Tuvok. It's literally on Qo'noS. It's on Guinan with ads. It's literally on Neelix. You can find it on Tomalak. Dude it's on Elnor. It's a Riker original. It's on Gowron. You can go to Gowron and watch it. Log onto Gowron right now.

reposting this article i wrote about offline trans networks for TDoV: we have to reject the failed politics of online visibility and commit to a more radical approach that emphasizes proximity, interpersonal relationships, and strategic obscurity.

If i found the backrooms I would leave them alone

happy trans day of visibility to the trans and gender-nonconforming homies. and remember: if you're gonna commit a crime, wait for trans day of invisibility.

hey what's up guys welcome back to Reviewing The Library of Babel, today's book is AAAAAAABAAAAAAAAB