And this is one of many disgusting reasons I no longer use Twitter. Don't post art there. Don't post there.

Merry Christmas, ya dirty bastards!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

Listening to Bleep’s 100 Tracks (2025) makes me realise how much music I'm missing out on, and that they didn't stop making new music circa 2002.

DONE UNTIL THE 5TH JANUARY. BRING ON THE NOTHING!

me waiting for santa

A silly Brazil-related joke about Jake Paul and it backfires as everyone thinks I'm the one in the photo. And here was me thinking I knew my audience and vice-versa 😅

"My complication had a little complication"

Just come back from the Christmas shop at Sainsbury's.

Days start getting longer from tomorrow!

Do they usually do obituaries on the Royal Variety? Seems... strange.

What's probably going to be the last two games added to my eBay store this year, World of Goo and The Sexy Brutale for the Nintendo Switch. Both limited releases! Been a great year so far - over 200 orders! Absolutely tonnes still to list in 2026 including hardware! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be

Car insurance and road tax on the same day. FML. Christmas is cancelled!

Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky!! (about 35 years before Bluesky)

My inbox appears to be in panic mode this morning. LAST CHANCE TO SHOP! SANTA'S LEAVING TOMORROW! TIME'S RUNNING OUT! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY! I mean, chill out. Panic mode should only come into effect at 1am Christmas morning, 5 beers in and the only thing open being the petrol station.

Need to up my culture game so tonight I've been watching White Baton, a French classic.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Tom Bombalurina

The BBC have just announced that the successors to Tess and Claudia on #strictly will be John Torode and Gregg Wallace. Good luck to us all!

I feel like quite a few friends here, and myself, could do with this as a last-minute Christmas gift.

BLONKSY.

this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member

Arse Manor is finally entering the spirit. Started wrapping, mince pie and Baileys on the go and favourite Christmas film on the telly. Bring it on.

Arse Manor is finally entering the spirit. Started wrapping, mince pie and Baileys on the go and favourite Christmas film on the telly. Bring it on.

Vindaloo is still such a great/shit song #totp

Creamy T #totp

Who's this bloke? Not seen him on any of the 1998 #totp up to now.

SHE THREW THE FUCKING DOG! 😂 #totp

Dear BBC FOUR, Please quit with these late nineties episodes of #totp, they are mostly atrocious. Yours, Old people of Bluesky.

I feel like quite a few friends here, and myself, could do with this as a last-minute Christmas gift.

Wordle 1,644 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It's funny what you find when you dig around boxes. Here's a couple of fairly rare Nintendo Switch titles that'll be going up on my eBay page soon, World of Goo and The Sexy Brutale. I don't even own a Switch! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse

List of people I don't trust: Communists Fascists Commodore fanboys People who don't like "Birdhouse in Your Soul"

It's funny what you find when you dig around boxes. Here's a couple of fairly rare Nintendo Switch titles that'll be going up on my eBay page soon, World of Goo and The Sexy Brutale. I don't even own a Switch! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/lord_arse

FALLOUT!!!!!111

Day 1 of Blue Prince? Hated it. Just couldn't see the point and couldn't find anything worthwhile to do. Day 2 of Blue Prince? Warming to it. Realised room drafting is very important. Day 3 of Blue Prince? Drafted 22 rooms, found some puzzles, explored the grounds and found items. VERY slow burner.

You annual reminder that it's Christmas in a week and day. Take it away, Magnus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vis_...

RIP Gil Gerard.

This is Philip Elsmore, wishing everybody on this Tuesday evening a safe and peaceful night. Goodnight.