I forgot it was Children In Need day #

Tip-ex teeth

No #TOTP breakdown this morning because I forgot.

Friday

Just had a look at tomorrow’s weather

@alfsplaining.bsky.social not sure this is a canonical font.

Now do the UVF, Daniel.

When Colin Weston was kidnapped by Tyne Tees Television, Granada demanded proof that he was still alive before they paid the ransom. They made Colin hold up that week’s TV Times as proof.

Jeffrey Epstein every time he sent an email.

Thursday

The Asda Christmas advert is on again

They have a point

East Timor suffered for many years under the yoke of Indonesian oppression and now to add insult to injury they’ve just been subjected to an almighty thrashing on the cricket field www.espn.co.uk/cricket/seri...

So that’s what Louise Wener’s up to now…

30 Century Man is just about as perfect a documentary as I think there is. Scott Walker was such a private man that any film of him is a true treat. The Sparks brothers is the best music documentary of recent times. Again, anything with the Maels is a true treat.

Just been listening to So, You Wanna Be A Rock N Roll Star by The Byrds. There’s screams from teenage fans on there which supposedly were recorded at a Byrds gig in Bournemouth, but is said to be a Beatles gig at the same place. I’m absolutely certain someone shouts “Ringo”.

Wednesday

Unexpected promo CD in today’s stash. Merci, @ricardoautobahn.co.uk

It’s the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Jonny Briggs being shown on Children’s BBC

Emily Mateless more like. Etc.

Tuesday

Jump to 13'28" for one of the most astonishing pieces of music you will ever hear in your life - it will make your jaw drop. youtu.be/ovYesOJsi88?...

My textcast - where you read it, but there's also an accompanying playlist - is BACK. Some remarkable choices from @joannawyld.bsky.social that were new to me. Please share with anyone you think might be interested. Thank you. #FirstLastAnything

The BBC covering the BBC this morning.

The BBC to Tim Davie this morning.

Monday

The weekend?

I was in television’s Cheshire today, but was unable to burn down the Holyoaks set, as that’s in Merseyside

For those that liked the sumo last month, this month’s basho is available on NHK World www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/...

Sunday

Me, flirting

“Never was so much cooked for so many by so few.”

Fairwell King, Quentin Wilson x

Into 1992 and BBC1 is the place to be this Saturday night with Noel's house party, The Generation Game, Casualty, the film Tremors and Match of the day!

"WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?" "I think you'll find it's over there on the potato salad, ACTUALLY!"

There are so many cooking based jokes to be had here. I'm going to crowdsource it.... Go!

finally the solution after spending years screaming ‘WHERE’S YOUR POPPY?’ at veg or pasta in boiling water

Maximum Respect: Kitchen Edition

Quentin Wilson, former Top Gear and 5th Gear presenter turned motoring and EV campaigner, has died aged 68 after a short illness.

Found a whole load of insults in Wikes today

ITV have put up the Acid House World in Action episode which features this perfect moment. youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...

Off to the shop, does anybody want anything?

Why did he write this on a BSB Squariel?

Dads of Bluesky, be warned that in a fortnight, it‘s Kim Wilde night on BBC Two www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

CRANKING OUT THE BANGERS (last night all it could manage was the odd plink and bing).

I don’t want a boat that travels in 7/3 time, quite frankly

When I think of You Bet! the first thing that still comes to mind all those years later is the guy who did the rear lights of different types of cars.

We returned home with a VERY limited amount of tour T-shirts, in MEDIUM or LARGE. £20 a pop, but we won't post to the US cos it's too confusing. GET IN QUICK spray.bandcamp.com/merch/spray-...

Now, seeing as though the premise is that the protagonist’s late mother is reincarnated as a car, this episode title is almost off the scale Freudian.