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Happy 30th-Anniversary-Of-Björk-Attacking-That-Reporter-In-Bangkok Day to those who celebrate. 🎂

I put horses’ heads in people’s beds, ‘cause I am the mob.

Which idiot turned on the coffee machine but put no filter in it and has spent twenty minutes cleaning up the mess?

Tuesday

That Japanese pair were simply incredible #Olympics

HOT FUZZ was released 19 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air… 1/46

#OnThisDay 35 years ago, new idents for BBC1 and BBC2 were introduced.

Monday

Canary Worf.

Sunday night

#OnThisDay 1991 : 35 years ago today, this particular BBC Two ident was seen for the last time in regular daily use. #90s

Well, GB hadn’t won two Gold’s in the same Winter Olympics until this morning. Now there’s two on the same day.

This is now an account that tells you about people selling plastic bags on Vinted.

Do you want some plastic bags from the Abbey National? Well, I seem to have found some for you. www.vinted.co.uk/items/806857...

What is this Rugby Union you speak of? No idea what you’re on about.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

Which gave us this. youtu.be/PNQ2Xx2jjCM

It’s also the 36 anniversary of the first episode of The Crystal Maze which is the greatest game show of all time. That’s not an opinion by the way, it’s an empirical fact. But only as long as O’Brien was presenting it.

Happy 38th birthday to Red Dwarf. Kryten didn’t appear until series 2, and the original design was different

Valentine’s Boxing Day. Time for a picky tea of leftover roses while still nibbling on the selection box. If we’re lucky, there’ll be a Bond film on too.

roses are red voilets are blue daffodils are yellow daisies are white never interrupt when i am saying the colors of flowers margaret peonies are pink

Sunday

Sunday

Van Twat seems to have another medal #TheOlympics

My brother Garry has dementia and is currently lost somewhere in the Chester area. If anyone should spot him please call the police on 999. We'd appreciate reposts. @shitchester.bsky.social

As most people know, I’m all for Cymraeg, but street theatre is dim gwerth rhech dafad

The trophy cabinet is impressive

The famous 1992 Home Kit

There seems to be some kind of ecclesiastical museum near where we’re going on holiday, but the pictures make it look like a display of the various away kits the team has had over the years

Does your cat speak Ikea? #Caturday

Real

♥️ #ValentinesDay

found in a stack of books

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

32 reissue

Slightly surprised that Hands Peter didn’t become some kind of weird cult leader as he very much has those vibes.

It’s 36 years since one of the most important photographs of all time was taken. It’s fuzzy and unclear, but makes our place in the universe very obvious

Having been declared a heretic and laicized by Pope Paul IV on 4 December 1555, Archbishop of Canterbury Thomas Cranmer was publicly defrocked at Christ Church Cathedral on St. Valentine’s Day 1556. Not the only one to lose a frock on Valentine’s Day, eh?

Saturday

Over to the videprinter HANDS PETER 5 - 7 HOPKIRK (DECEASED) An amazing win for the hops after extra time #TOTP

3 hours 18 minutes of #TOTP A new record!

POV: you’re being aggressively seduced by Lynn Faulds Wood #totp

Bit of a departure for Rod, Jane and Freddy. #totp

It’s Holly from Red Dwarf #TOTP

Nice bit of NTSC #TOTP

Two of three weeks between these performances #totp

The Boston Tea Party seems to have gone on for weeks #TOTP

Kiki Dee looks like she’s just taken a break from Blue Peter to film this. #totp